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Rain Man
01-20-2006, 05:28 PM
What is the least amount of money it would take for you to trade reputations with O.J. Simpson? He gets a brand new neutral reputation, and you get his reputation. All of it: the Heisman, the Bills, the 2,000 yard season, Hertz, the Leslie Nielson movies, and that little incident with the ex-wife, the white Bronco, and Johnny Cochran.

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:31 PM
Approximately $1.50. I can't imagine the dude is suffering that much.

Dunit35
01-20-2006, 05:32 PM
Well hmm... Hes such a wonderful actor though...wait no, no hes not. 50,000..

Rain Man
01-20-2006, 05:32 PM
It'd take something in the $30 million range for me. I bet that any time he goes out in public, he hears snickers and whispers, and people jump away from him and get all weird around him. That'd be hard to deal with over a span of decades.

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 05:33 PM
I don't see the big deal anyway. Oh no... he killed a pretty blonde. There's such a shortage of those in Cali... I hope we don't run out.

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:35 PM
I don't see the big deal anyway. Oh no... he killed a pretty blonde. There's such a shortage of those in Cali... I hope we don't run out.
ROFL

Simplex3
01-20-2006, 05:35 PM
It'd take something in the $30 million range for me. I bet that any time he goes out in public, he hears snickers and whispers, and people jump away from him and get all weird around him. That'd be hard to deal with over a span of decades.
Like you don't get that now.

Bwana
01-20-2006, 05:37 PM
Wouldn't do it. Too much hassle.

ENDelt260
01-20-2006, 05:38 PM
Personally, I'd be much more embarassed about that whole DirecTV mishap he had.

I bet he gets free drinks from bitter divorced men in bars all the time.

hawkchief
01-20-2006, 05:42 PM
Just give me his name and the national distributorship for Ginsu knives, and I'll make more money than I'll know what to do with.

Count Alex's Losses
01-20-2006, 05:43 PM
$500,000.

Soupnazi
01-20-2006, 05:43 PM
I don't see the big deal anyway. Oh no... he killed a pretty blonde. There's such a shortage of those in Cali... I hope we don't run out.

Brutal and hilarious.

el borracho
01-21-2006, 03:08 AM
One million. Then I would move out of the country and live like a king for the rest of my life in some third world country where they don't even speak English.

Frazod
01-21-2006, 03:19 AM
If being famous was the price of being rich, I'd rather be poor. And if I wouldn't want to be famous, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be infamous.

Rausch
01-21-2006, 03:21 AM
If being famous was the price of being rich, I'd rather be poor. And if I wouldn't want to be famous, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be infamous.

I'm already broke and infamous, I'll take rich and infamous any day...

Taco John
01-21-2006, 04:34 AM
Infamous. That's more than famous, right?

StcChief
01-21-2006, 06:27 AM
I'm already broke and infamous, I'll take rich and infamous any day...

Yep.

Great avi.

RedandGold
01-21-2006, 09:46 AM
I guess I can handle people saying, "wussup killa?" if I had $50M in the bank.

RedNeckRaider
01-21-2006, 11:06 AM
I don't see the big deal anyway. Oh no... he killed a pretty blonde. There's such a shortage of those in Cali... I hope we don't run out.
That is just sick and wrong and funny as hell!