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QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 04:54 AM
My cat ran away.. some how. I came in the house and his collar was laying on the floor in my bedroom.. he scratches it off a lot. I wish he had it on him now. My phone number is on it. Worst time of my life.. one time of a hard another. I hope he comes home soon. Black cat (about 9 months old) with gold eyes. Salem is his name. Indoor cat with his huge/sharp claws and great fight skills :) still has his penis too.. Few little white hairs on him.. I miss my cat. And it's raining here. I've left food and water outside for him....
The cat is my life. ****. Mother****er

two photos here

Reaper16
01-22-2006, 05:28 AM
you can't attach pics in the threas starter.

I hope he comes back. How long has he been gone? My cat seemingly ran away a couple of years ago. (She didn't have a coller on either) She was gone for about 5 days before she showed up on my doorstep like nothing strange had happened at all. My theory is that she went out too far and someone took her in, and she escaped. :)

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 05:34 AM
That sucks man. Hope he comes back. I wouldn't be surprised. Animals tend to know where "home" is.

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 05:36 AM
still has his penis too.. Well, that explains it. He went out to get some strange. Give it a day or two... you can't blame the guy.

Hog Farmer
01-22-2006, 07:28 AM
Maybe if you set out a nice warm bowl of antifreeze he'll come back.

ChiefsCountry
01-22-2006, 07:51 AM
Hope you dont live near a Chinesse restruant.

ChiefsCountry
01-22-2006, 07:54 AM
Sorry that was mean. Wish you the best luck in finding it.

Archie F. Swin
01-22-2006, 07:59 AM
are there male cats that no longer have their [own] penises?

Prince22
01-22-2006, 08:17 AM
When a cat is about to die they run away. With that said, he's only 9 months old so you dont have to worry about that.

gblowfish
01-22-2006, 09:30 AM
Quick:
Here's a link to your local Oxford Animal Shelter:
http://www.petfinder.com/shelters/oxfordpets.html
Let them know your kitty is missing, send them the pictures, and how to contact you if he gets picked up. Good luck, hopefully he'll come home soon.

Old Dog
01-22-2006, 09:33 AM
Best of luck. Hope he comes home soon.

jspchief
01-22-2006, 09:49 AM
Great fight Skills?

Napolean?

Simplex3
01-22-2006, 09:55 AM
You killed your female counterpart's cat and now you're looking to use us as part of your cover-up, right?

I'll help.

milkman
01-22-2006, 09:58 AM
I hope the cat finds an owner with some brains.

Phobia
01-22-2006, 09:58 AM
are there male cats that no longer have their [own] penises?

I'm no vet and I'm guessing neither is QuicksSurfer.

C-Mac
01-22-2006, 10:00 AM
Well, that explains it. He went out to get some strange. Give it a day or two... you can't blame the guy.

:thumb: He'll be back...2-3 days probably.

Scorp
01-22-2006, 10:27 AM
I have your cat. If you want your cat back, you must bring me Carl Peterson. If you contact the police, the cat dies! If you contact the F.B.I., the cat dies! You will be contacted with instructions shortly. Follow the instructions exactly or else the cat gets it!

milkman
01-22-2006, 10:33 AM
I have your cat. If you want your cat back, you must bring me Carl Peterson. If you contact the police, the cat dies! If you contact the F.B.I., the cat dies! You will be contacted with instructions shortly. Follow the instructions exactly or else the cat gets it!

ROFL

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 03:23 PM
Well, that explains it. He went out to get some strange. Give it a day or two... you can't blame the guy.

that's what i'm thinking

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 03:25 PM
Hope you dont live near a Chinesse restruant.

****.. unfortunately there is one right up the road. China Royal... i'll check with those ****ers.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 03:26 PM
Maybe if you set out a nice warm bowl of antifreeze he'll come back.

I'm not interested in attracting your mom... i'm worried about the cat.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 03:30 PM
Quick:
Here's a link to your local Oxford Animal Shelter:
http://www.petfinder.com/shelters/oxfordpets.html
Let them know your kitty is missing, send them the pictures, and how to contact you if he gets picked up. Good luck, hopefully he'll come home soon.

Thank a lot!

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 03:35 PM
I hope the cat finds an owner with some brains.

What a shitty shitty shitty thing for you to say to me. typical of you. the cat has been my life.
I mean, why ****ing even bother posting on this thread with something like that. You must be more miserable than me.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 03:38 PM
I have your cat. If you want your cat back, you must bring me Carl Peterson. If you contact the police, the cat dies! If you contact the F.B.I., the cat dies! You will be contacted with instructions shortly. Follow the instructions exactly or else the cat gets it!

Salem is black... you have the wrong cat. Kill it if you want.. i don't care

milkman
01-22-2006, 03:58 PM
What a shitty shitty shitty thing for you to say to me. typical of you. the cat has been my life.
I mean, why ****ing even bother posting on this thread with something like that. You must be more miserable than me.

I feel no sympathy for you.

All of your problems are self inflicted.

You are whiney, useless, sorry ass excuse for a human being.

The only sympathy I have here is for the cat.

Ultra Peanut
01-22-2006, 04:02 PM
I feel no sympathy for you.

All of your problems are self inflicted.

You are whiney, useless, sorry ass excuse for a human being.

The only sympathy I have here is for the cat.Classy.

milkman
01-22-2006, 04:06 PM
Classy.

Why thank you.

redhed
01-22-2006, 04:24 PM
Who pizzed in Psi's Cheerios?

Harsh. :shake: