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Bob Dole
01-22-2006, 11:21 AM
So the day has finally arrived and Bob Dole still can't decide...

Bob Dole received an invitation to attend an afternoon of football viewing at a friend's house. Unfortunately, that friend and most of the attendees are high school classmates of Rod Smith (and will subsequently be rooting for that team with the unspeakable name...).

The potential ramifications should be fairly obvious.

Should Bob Dole attend?

JBucc
01-22-2006, 11:23 AM
Don't you get enough shit here from that team's fans? Stay Home. Unless the Steelers are up by a lot at halftime then you can go.

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 11:24 AM
think of the potential pleasure should Denver lose...and what's the spread? put up with Bronco fans for Cheetos? no...for ribs? yes.....

Bob Dole
01-22-2006, 11:26 AM
Unless the Steelers are up by a lot at halftime then you can go.

That would be the chickenshit way out. Bob Dole will either attend the entire party or not attend at all.

Bob Dole
01-22-2006, 11:27 AM
think of the potential pleasure should Denver lose...and what's the spread? put up with Bronco fans for Cheetos? no...for ribs? yes.....

Bob Dole will try to find out about the grub. Though Bob Dole doesn't tend to eat much when he's partaking of the haps and barley, it should probably be part of the equation...

Bwana
01-22-2006, 11:28 AM
Bob Dole can't get a DUI drinking beer in his house.

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 11:30 AM
I'm into schaudenfreude (sp?)...I'd go.

mlyonsd
01-22-2006, 11:30 AM
Stay home, Denver is going to kick ass and it won't be worth the humiliation going over there.

FAX
01-22-2006, 11:30 AM
Throw your own party, Mr. Bob Dole. It's not too late. Call up some friends, make a nice spinach dip, and enjoy a great Bob Dole Afternoon.

FAX

4th and Long
01-22-2006, 11:37 AM
I'm an unclear as to why Bob Dole would associate with the likes of pond scum sucking Denver fans in the first place, but I digress.

Bob Dole would be better served to stay home for at least 2 reasons.

Reason #1. If Denver wins, you'll have to restrain yourself from choking the life out of these people as they begin to celebrate their Super Bowl birth.

Reason #2. If Denver loses, you'll have to hear all about the non-calls from the refs that were obviously bought off by Pittsburgh, etc.

Stay home, Bob Dole.

Bob Dole
01-22-2006, 11:45 AM
It's also 44 degrees and extremely soggy.

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StcChief
01-22-2006, 11:47 AM
Stay home.
Your friend maybe worth it.

The HS friends of Smith won't be worth the hassle

FAX
01-22-2006, 12:08 PM
A really nice spinach dip recipe for Mr. Bob Dole.

By FAX

Ingredients:

1 package cream cheese
1 (14 oz.) artichoke hearts, drained and chopped
1/2 cup spinach, drained and chopped
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese
1/4 cup Romano cheese
1 clove garlic, finely minced
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
or
1 tablespoon fresh basil
1/4 cup mozzarella cheese, grated
1/4 teaspoon garlic salt
salt and pepper to taste
1 case of beer.

Directions:

Open a beer. Allow cream cheese to come to room temperature (this is higher than 44 degrees). While waiting, drink beer. Cream together mayonnaise, Parmesan, Romano, garlic, basil, and garlic salt. Pour in some beer. Mix well. Add artichoke hearts, spinach and beer, mix until blended and add some more beer, Store in a container for 1 hour and begin drinking beer. Spray pan with PAM, pour in dip, beer, and top with cheese and beer. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 min. or until the top is browned, set oven timer and drink beer. When oven timer goes off, set down beer and remove dip from oven. Serve with toasted bread or chips and beer.

This recipe for Artichoke and Spinach Dip serves 6.

FAX

Bob Dole
01-22-2006, 12:10 PM
A really nice spinach dip recipe for Mr. Bob Dole.

By FAX

Ingredients:

1 package cream cheese
1 (14 oz.) artichoke hearts, drained and chopped
1/2 cup spinach, drained and chopped
1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup Parmesan cheese
1/4 cup Romano cheese
1 clove garlic, finely minced
1/2 teaspoon dried basil
or
1 tablespoon fresh basil
1/4 cup mozzarella cheese, grated
1/4 teaspoon garlic salt
salt and pepper to taste
1 case of beer.

Directions:

Open a beer. Allow cream cheese to come to room temperature (this is higher than 44 degrees). While waiting, drink beer. Cream together mayonnaise, Parmesan, Romano, garlic, basil, and garlic salt. Pour in some beer. Mix well. Add artichoke hearts, spinach and beer, mix until blended and add some more beer, Store in a container for 1 hour and begin drinking beer. Spray pan with PAM, pour in dip, beer, and top with cheese and beer. Bake at 350 degrees for 25 min. or until the top is browned, set oven timer and drink beer. When oven timer goes off, set down beer and remove dip from oven. Serve with toasted bread or chips and beer.

This recipe for Artichoke and Spinach Dip serves 6.

FAX

Sounds good.

Maybe it will be sufficient motivation for Bob Dole to get around to repairing the oven that's been broken for over a year...