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QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 07:30 PM
No sign of cat.

4th and Long
01-22-2006, 07:31 PM
I know what happened to your cat.

Signed,
The Dog

Bwana
01-22-2006, 07:33 PM
.

headsnap
01-22-2006, 07:33 PM
I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 08:00 PM
I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!


I am an asshole.

Man i f*cking hate people telling me it!
I will kill you.

i think i mean that in the state of mind that i'm in right now. it's not a nerdy fashion either - that's something you would think. ASSHOLE!!!!

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 08:00 PM
Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 08:01 PM
I would tell you a heartwarming story about my cat that went missing for six months...

but you are an asshole, so I wont!!!

please PLEASE tell me a heart warming story. seriously :(

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 08:03 PM
Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!

milkman
01-22-2006, 08:03 PM
Who is this Quiksurfer? I recognize the name but I can't put a douche with it.

He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 08:09 PM
He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.I have a feeling you're not refering to the missing cat... :hmmm:

milkman
01-22-2006, 08:11 PM
I have a feeling you're not refering to the missing cat... :hmmm:

Nope.

As I said in his first thread regarding his missing cat, the only sympathy I had was for the cat to be owned by him, and he probably ran away to find an owner with an IQ higher than his.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 08:11 PM
.


punk

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 08:12 PM
He's the whiney, useless, sorry ass POS that asks for help for problems of his own making, and won't take responsibilty for those problems.
Ah, yes, the whiny little bitch from Ole Miss.

jspchief
01-22-2006, 08:17 PM
Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!Contraception? I don't think that is what douches are used for. ROFL

I think you should smoke more pot and take a few more zannys, so you can become an even bigger dumbf*ck.

Put out a bowl of antifreeze. The sweet taste will draw the cat in like a rat to rat poison.

chiefs4me
01-22-2006, 08:21 PM
Stop raining??? You should be out looking for the cat, rain or not, does he go outside all the time??

Bwana
01-22-2006, 08:23 PM
I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

These next few days are going to be crazy. IF IT WOULD ONLY STOP RAINING SO I CAN LOOK FOR HIM.


Dear Douche Bag: You have the ****ing rocks to call me a punk? Now that's priceless. If you give two shits about your cat, perhaps you should get off your lazy useless, welfare, dredge on society, crack whore ass and go look for him? Serously dickweed, you are the biggest waste of skin to ever grace this board and that's saying something. The cat likely got sick of sucking in all the weed smoke, realized it had at least 20 IQ points on its owner, said the hell with this and hit the road.

milkman
01-22-2006, 08:29 PM
Dear Douche Bag: You have the ****ing rocks to call me a punk? Now that's priceless. If you give two shits about your cat, perhaps you should get off your lazy useless, welfare, dredge on society, crack whore ass and go look for him? Serously dickweed, you are the biggest waste of skin to ever grace this board and that's saying something. The cat likely got sick of sucking in all the weed smoke, realized it had at least 20 IQ points on its owner, said the hell with this and hit the road.

:bravo:

The only thing he gives two shits about is pot and zannys.

WTH is a zanny, anyway?

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 08:30 PM
:bravo:

The only thing he gives two shits about is pot and zannys.

WTH is a zanny, anyway?Xanax, I assume.

http://www.drugs.com/xanax.html

chiefs4me
01-22-2006, 08:32 PM
:bravo:

The only thing he gives two shits about is pot and zannys.

WTH is a zanny, anyway?








I think he means xanax......:shrug:

Bob Dole
01-22-2006, 08:40 PM
I think he means xanax......:shrug:

Bob Dole thought Zanny coached the Browncows.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:00 PM
Nope.

As I said in his first thread regarding his missing cat, the only sympathy I had was for the cat to be owned by him, and he probably ran away to find an owner with an IQ higher than his.

Find a free online IQ test someone and let SideWinder, Skiptowne and myself post our results. Post them truthfully. If you want me to go into detail how we do this with a bb/forum, i will tell you. Let me know.

Only thing that you know about me is that I love the chiefs, Kansas City, do a lot of drugs, and my family hates me. F*ck both of you. Don't post on my threads about my personal/emotional thoughts.

Or just be idiots and call me n00bs or :deevee:

nlm

luv
01-22-2006, 09:02 PM
Find a free online IQ test someone and let SideWinder, Skiptowne and myself post our results. Post them truthfully. If you want me to go into detail how we do this with a bb/forum, i will tell you. Let me know.

Only thing that you know about me is that I love the chiefs, Kansas City, do a lot of drugs, and my family hates me. F*ck both of you. Don't post on my threads about my personal/emotional thoughts.

Or just be idiots and call me n00bs or :deevee:

nlm
I have learned that, if you don't want people to post on your threads, DON'T START THEM!

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:05 PM
Dear Douche Bag: You have the ****ing rocks to call me a punk? Now that's priceless. If you give two shits about your cat, perhaps you should get off your lazy useless, welfare, dredge on society, crack whore ass and go look for him? Serously dickweed, you are the biggest waste of skin to ever grace this board and that's saying something. The cat likely got sick of sucking in all the weed smoke, realized it had at least 20 IQ points on its owner, said the hell with this and hit the road.


Join in the IQ test if this is what this is all about.

I'm still trying to deal with my drug problem.

I have sell drugs (and do some - it's free) to go along with my part-time job for money. I have applied to a number of places; places that are close by due to me not having motor transportation. Oh yeah, I live in Oxford, MS.

I'm sorry that i do drugs and that makes me stupid or republican. Go to hell. :)

headsnap
01-22-2006, 09:05 PM
Find a free online IQ test someone and let SideWinder, Skiptowne and myself post our results. Post them truthfully. If you want me to go into detail how we do this with a bb/forum, i will tell you. Let me know.

Only thing that you know about me is that I love the chiefs, Kansas City, do a lot of drugs, and my family hates me. F*ck both of you. Don't post on my threads about my personal/emotional thoughts.

Or just be idiots and call me n00bs or :deevee:

nlm

FēCK YOU ASSHOLE, what about me!!!!!!! :cuss:

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:05 PM
I have learned that, if you don't want people to post on your threads, DON'T START THEM!

lessons learnt. ADMIN PLEASE DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!!!

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:06 PM
FēCK YOU ASSHOLE, what about me!!!!!!! :cuss:

I don't know. I always thought of you as sort of a dickhead.

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 09:09 PM
Find a free online IQ test someone and let SideWinder, Skiptowne and myself post our results. Post them truthfully. If you want me to go into detail how we do this with a bb/forum, i will tell you. Let me know.

Only thing that you know about me is that I love the chiefs, Kansas City, do a lot of drugs, and my family hates me. F*ck both of you. Don't post on my threads about my personal/emotional thoughts.

Or just be idiots and call me n00bs or :deevee:

nlm
Don't tell me where to post shit-for-brains. I post where I want.

milkman
01-22-2006, 09:11 PM
Find a free online IQ test someone and let SideWinder, Skiptowne and myself post our results. Post them truthfully. If you want me to go into detail how we do this with a bb/forum, i will tell you. Let me know.

Only thing that you know about me is that I love the chiefs, Kansas City, do a lot of drugs, and my family hates me. F*ck both of you. Don't post on my threads about my personal/emotional thoughts.

Or just be idiots and call me n00bs or :deevee:

nlm

I don't blame your family for hating you, loser.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:11 PM
Don't tell me where to post shit-for-brains. I post where I want.

you're an idiot.

Bwana
01-22-2006, 09:14 PM
Join in the IQ test if this is what this is all about.

I'm still trying to deal with my drug problem.

I have sell drugs (and do some - it's free) to go along with my part-time job for money. I have applied to a number of places; places that are close by due to me not having motor transportation. Oh yeah, I live in Oxford, MS.

I'm sorry that i do drugs and that makes me stupid or republican. Go to hell. :)

You could always apply for the position of poster child for the use of contraception poster. I have a feeling if they had your picture and story posted around schools on a national level, It would go a long way to curb the pregnancy rate.

Something like: This could happen to you!! Keep your pants on!!

headsnap
01-22-2006, 09:14 PM
I don't know. I always thought of you as sort of a dickhead.
he, it's working CockSsucker...

ChiTown
01-22-2006, 09:14 PM
Dear Douche Bag: You have the ****ing rocks to call me a punk? Now that's priceless. If you give two shits about your cat, perhaps you should get off your lazy useless, welfare, dredge on society, crack whore ass and go look for him? Serously dickweed, you are the biggest waste of skin to ever grace this board and that's saying something. The cat likely got sick of sucking in all the weed smoke, realized it had at least 20 IQ points on its owner, said the hell with this and hit the road.

Either that, or he ate the cat during a coke binge.......

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 09:15 PM
you're an idiot.
You're an illiterate dipshit that can't put together a coherent sentence. No wonder everybody hates you.

KCChiefsMan
01-22-2006, 09:19 PM
Why in the world are you thinking about contraception right now??!! HE'S NOT FIXED!!!


ROFL ROFL
wow! tried to look smart by using such a big word, little boy! only when women douche themselves, they use it for cleaning themselves (or whatever else they have in mind with it) but it will not prevent conception ROFL

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 09:21 PM
ROFL ROFL
wow! tried to look smart by using such a big word, little boy! only when women douche themselves, they use it for cleaning themselves (or whatever else they have in mind with it) but it will not prevent conception ROFL
And this genious wants to take an IQ test. Hilarious.

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 09:27 PM
Just OD already, you fuggin idiot.

You probably got too high and hungry and Ate the cat.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:33 PM
You could always apply for the position of poster child for the use of contraception poster. I have a feeling if they had your picture and story posted around schools on a national level, It would go a long way to curb the pregnancy rate.

Something like: This could happen to you!! Keep your pants on!!

Graduated from Hillcrest Christian School in jackson, MS and got a academic scholarship to Millsaps College (look it up and just apply for it; let me know if you get accepted).

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:34 PM
ROFL ROFL
wow! tried to look smart by using such a big word, little boy! only when women douche themselves, they use it for cleaning themselves (or whatever else they have in mind with it) but it will not prevent conception ROFL

got me. YES 1 POINT!!

idiot grownups

This is about my cat.

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 09:36 PM
I'll be watching for you on VH1's best week EVAR!

You're a semi employed drug dealer and aspiring meth head, your mother took away your car, but she sucks, you cat ran away, you're running out of pot and zannex, and now skip town is putting the boots to you on CP.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:38 PM
I'll be watching for you on VH1's best week EVAR!

You're a semi employed drug dealer and aspiring meth head, your mother took away your car, but she sucks, you cat ran away, you're running out of pot and zannex, and now skip town is putting the boots to you on CP.


You know it well enough to write a book. You're still here? Stop posting on this thread, maybe??

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 09:38 PM
The Drano is blue Koooolaide.

Bwana
01-22-2006, 09:39 PM
Graduated from Hillcrest Christian School in jackson, MS and got a academic scholarship to Millsaps College (look it up and just apply for it; let me know if you get accepted).

College, been there, done that and obtained two degrees. (Business and Psychology) How did it treat you again crack head?

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 09:40 PM
Graduated from Hillcrest Christian School in jackson, MS and got a academic scholarship to Millsaps College (look it up and just apply for it; let me know if you get accepted).
A couple of weeks ago you said you were a 5th year drop out at Ole Miss. Which time were you lying?

SNR
01-22-2006, 09:41 PM
Don't talk to BitchSurfer, guys. He's obviously watermock from the Mange and the Donkos loss is so emotionally disturbing he needs to be an attention whore... on a Chiefs BB.

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 09:41 PM
I have very, very little doubt that You're destined for a Darwin Award.

His theory just triple jumped your ass, and got another King.

stumppy
01-22-2006, 09:41 PM
The Drano is blue Koooolaide.


ROFLROFLROFL

Mix it with antifreeze and it's watermelon flavor.

Bowser
01-22-2006, 09:42 PM
Where is JimNasium to ask "WTF is going on here?" when you need him?

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:42 PM
neg rep from mother f*ckers about the missing of my cat... you all, the ones who get "really" made fun off most, can eat my shit.
There are a lot of people on this board that i like to talk to and read posts from. A few of you with over 1,000 posts when you've just been here for a few months, please stop posting to me.

milkman
01-22-2006, 09:43 PM
You know it well enough to write a book. You're still here? Stop posting on this thread, maybe??

No one would post on your thread if you weren't such a useless little whiney ass bitch that probably only hallucinated that you own a cat in a drug induced haze.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:44 PM
College, been there, done that and obtained two degrees. (Business and Psychology) How did it treat you again crack head?

Business and psychology. That's why your life revolves around the planet. I come here on my spare time. Again, stop posting to me PLEASE.

ChiTown
01-22-2006, 09:45 PM
Graduated from Hillcrest Christian School in jackson, MS and got a academic scholarship to Millsaps College (look it up and just apply for it; let me know if you get accepted).

Great.

Mommy & Daddy's money get you into an elite college. So, you get high, waste time and **** up your opportunity by being a crack head. BFD. Loser's like you are a gdamn dime a dozen.

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 09:45 PM
Again, stop posting to me PLEASE.Ok.

milkman
01-22-2006, 09:45 PM
neg rep from mother f*ckers about the missing of my cat... you all, the ones who get "really" made fun off most, can eat my shit.
There are a lot of people on this board that i like to talk to and read posts from. A few of you with over 1,000 posts when you've just been here for a few months, please stop posting to me.

Oh, the whiney ass little bitch doesn't like us! :deevee:

Bwana
01-22-2006, 09:46 PM
neg rep from mother f*ckers about the missing of my cat... you all, the ones who get "really" made fun off most, can eat my shit.
There are a lot of people on this board that i like to talk to and read posts from. A few of you with over 1,000 posts when you've just been here for a few months, please stop posting to me.

It's all good, just burn a few more fat ones, drop more pills and it will all work out for you Ace.

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 09:46 PM
This thread is funny as hell.

milkman
01-22-2006, 09:47 PM
Business and psychology. That's why your life revolves around the planet. I come here on my spare time. Again, stop posting to me PLEASE.

What spare time?

You mean when you're not on the street selling drugs, or to high to find the computer?

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:47 PM
he, it's working CockSsucker...

lol got me again

Bowser
01-22-2006, 09:50 PM
Note to self:

Never, EVER sit around jobless and start treads about how I'm addicted to every illegal substance conceivable, or how many cat ran away.

Sincerely,

Me

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 09:50 PM
"WTF is going on here?"

stumppy
01-22-2006, 09:52 PM
I'm calling BULLSHIT.
This guy is someone trying to yank our collective chain.



No one could be this fugging ignorant/stupid/dense, or however you want to describe him.
If he was for real there is no way in hell that the experiences of everyday life would'nt have gotten him thinned out of the herd by now.

QuikSsurfer
01-22-2006, 09:52 PM
I'm going to stop posting on this thread. Maybe the two or three of you idiots will do the same.
Anyone with any cat advice or stories, please pm me.

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 09:52 PM
"WTF is going on here?"Stop posting to me.

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 09:53 PM
I'm going to stop posting on this thread. Maybe the two or three of you idiots will do the same.
Anyone with any cat advice or stories, please pm me.

I found your cat and PM'd him to you.

luv
01-22-2006, 09:55 PM
neg rep from mother f*ckers about the missing of my cat... you all, the ones who get "really" made fun off most, can eat my shit.
There are a lot of people on this board that i like to talk to and read posts from. A few of you with over 1,000 posts when you've just been here for a few months, please stop posting to me.
They're not neg repping you because your cat ran away. They're neg repping you so you will continue to post nonsense so they can make fun of you.

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 09:55 PM
Advice?

Get off the dope, get a job, apologize to your parents for being such a loser, and you'll see that your cat is hiding behind the couch, so you'll stop putting your needledick in its arse.

Cochise
01-22-2006, 09:55 PM
2

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 09:56 PM
Now I feel guilty about beating him up. STAY DOWN, dummy, STAY DOWN.

milkman
01-22-2006, 09:57 PM
I'm calling BULLSHIT.
This guy is someone trying to yank our collective chain.



No one could be this fugging ignorant/stupid/dense, or however you want to describe him.
If he was for real there is no way in hell that the experiences of everyday life would have gotten him thinned out of the herd by now.

He's either very good at yanking our collective chain, or he really is this ignorant/stupid/dense.

I'm inclined to go with the latter.

luv
01-22-2006, 09:57 PM
Stop posting to me.
ROFL

Bwana
01-22-2006, 09:57 PM
Business and psychology. That's why your life revolves around the planet. I come here on my spare time.

Revolves around the Planet? LMAO, it doesnít work that way Crack Head. I am District Manager for a major national corporation and am on the road two or three days a week depending on what I feel needs to be do in my territory in a specific week. What is it you do for employment again whiz kid? Sell dope and walk the streets? You come here in your spare time? From what you have told us, you have a great deal of that, but it seems the only time you show up is in some kind of a drug induced haze with your incoherent rants. Oh well, at least you serve as a warning to others which is something.

Ultra Peanut
01-22-2006, 09:59 PM
Why not?

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 10:00 PM
I can't help but laugh at some stuttering asshole whose part time job is selling weed and sucking pickle at a rest area for his next crackhit, and is such a waste of sperm that even his mama wishes she'd have rememebered the Condoms that night, challenging people like Bwana to A Game of Life.

Milton Bradley himself couldn't conceptualize the game behind that.

Bowser
01-22-2006, 10:00 PM
Why not?

ROFL

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 10:04 PM
http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat1.jpg

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:04 PM
I can't help but laugh at some stuttering asshole whose part time job is selling weed and sucking pickle at a rest area for his next crackhit, and is such a waste of sperm that even his mama wishes she'd have rememebered the Condoms that night, challenging people like Bwana to A Game of Life.

Milton Bradley himself couldn't conceptualize the game behind that.


Classic! ROFL

milkman
01-22-2006, 10:05 PM
http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat1.jpg

ROFL

I believe you found his cat!

ChiTown
01-22-2006, 10:06 PM
http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat1.jpg

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Dude, you just sent Quick into a freakazoid like coke binge

"Meh Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"

ROFL

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 10:06 PM
I think that cat got into the stash...

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 10:07 PM
ROFL

I believe you found his cat!

that's what his cat looks like to him...

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 10:07 PM
that's what his cat looks like to him...I'll bet he talks too.

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 10:09 PM
I've heard of goatse

that must be catse?

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:10 PM
Oh and Crack Head: If you have all those nice little red dots, it doesn't do much good to leave me Neg rep brain child. ROFL
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Smoke another round of crack, pop some bonus pills, take a few shots of mouth wash and go look for your pussy...............Douche Bag.

Cochise
01-22-2006, 10:10 PM
crackhead cat

plbrdude
01-22-2006, 10:12 PM
QuikSsurfer

"I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

These next few days are going to be crazy. IF IT WOULD ONLY STOP RAINING SO I CAN LOOK FOR HIM."





if you quit smokin and droppin the pills you probly wouldn't lose yer cat. + i wouldn't worry about the rain, i'd go look for my cat.then when i found him, i'd sing that old chorus from long ago,"gee i'm glad my cat's not dead"

milkman
01-22-2006, 10:13 PM
I'll bet he talks too.

http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat1.jpg

WhineyBitch's cat "Don't harsh my buzz, dude".

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:14 PM
http://chasingthewind.net/Images/2005/1/uglycat1.jpg

OMG! That's great! ROFL I think you may have just sent Crack Boy over the edge with that shot.

stumppy
01-22-2006, 10:16 PM
Anyone with any cat advice or stories, please pm me.



I had a cat when I was a kid. My mom was putting groceries away and accidentally closed the freezer door with him inside. He had been in the deep freeze for several hours before he was found. We wrapped him in a towel and laid him out on the kitchen table . Sounded like a block of ice hitting the table.
Anyways, I was pretty upset about it. This cat was my best friend and it was killing me thinking about him dieing. My mom called the Vet to see if there was anything we could do. He didn't sound to hopeful but he said there was one thing that might work. Take a couple of tablespoons of white gas and rub about half of it into his fur. Then pour the other half down his throat. I was desperate and ready to try anything.
So my brother went in the garage and got some of our lantern fuel (white gas). We did what the Vet said and crossed our fingers.
After a few minutes he started coughing and choking. And then he jump right off the table and took of running through the house. He was zipping all over the place. Back to his old self. I was so happy. My buddy was OK.
Then all of a sudden he started slowing down, coughing and choking. And the he just fell over where he stood. I was crushed. The damn thing ran out of gas.

milkman
01-22-2006, 10:17 PM
Oh and Crack Head: If you have all those nice little red dots, it doesn't do much good to leave me Neg rep brain child. ROFL
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/images/reputationbalance.gifCat update (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2988694#post2988694)01-22-2006 09:05 PMQuikSsurfe (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/member.php?u=2719)r

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Smoke another round of crack, pop some bonus pills, take a few shots of mouth wash and go look for your pussy...............Douche Bag.

The geniouscps has tried to neg rep me 3 times.

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 10:18 PM
You're lucky he didn't go stand by the fireplace and do his impression of a dog.

Whoooooooooooooof!

milkman
01-22-2006, 10:19 PM
I had a cat when I was a kid. My mom was putting groceries away and accidentally closed the freezer door with him inside. He had been in the deep freeze for several hours before he was found. We wrapped him in a towel and laid him out on the kitchen table . Sounded like a block of ice hitting the table.
Anyways, I was pretty upset about it. This cat was my best friend and it was killing me thinking about him dieing. My mom called the Vet to see if there was anything we could do. He didn't sound to hopeful but he said there was one thing that might work. Take a couple of tablespoons of white gas and rub about half of it into his fur. Then pour the other half down his throat. I was desperate and ready to try anything.
So my brother went in the garage and got some of our lantern fuel (white gas). We did what the Vet said and crossed our fingers.
After a few minutes he started coughing and choking. And then he jump right off the table and took of running through the house. He was zipping all over the place. Back to his old self. I was so happy. My buddy was OK.
Then all of a sudden he started slowing down, coughing and choking. And the he just fell over where he stood. I was crushed. The damn thing ran out of gas.

ROFL

You guys are killing me!

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 10:20 PM
I'm not reading your pm's douchebag...you've got to be related ot Tom Cash

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 10:22 PM
Damnit. You guys went and scared him off. :sulk:

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:23 PM
The geniouscps has tried to neg rep me 3 times.

Itís like trying to communicate with a pet rock. :shake:

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:27 PM
Damnit. You guys went and scared him off. :sulk:

I think I may have been the Cans Kitty picture. Sent the poor dumb bastard running through the house looking for a hit or two of acid with a cooking wine chaser.

milkman
01-22-2006, 10:28 PM
Itís like trying to communicate with a pet rock. :shake:

I believe a pet rock is smarter.

Have you seen his "Admins" thread?

Dude ain't smart enough to figure out that us "idiots" could just post on that one if we chose.

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 10:28 PM
I had a cat when I was a kid. My mom was putting groceries away and accidentally closed the freezer door with him inside. He had been in the deep freeze for several hours before he was found. We wrapped him in a towel and laid him out on the kitchen table . Sounded like a block of ice hitting the table.
Anyways, I was pretty upset about it. This cat was my best friend and it was killing me thinking about him dieing. My mom called the Vet to see if there was anything we could do. He didn't sound to hopeful but he said there was one thing that might work. Take a couple of tablespoons of white gas and rub about half of it into his fur. Then pour the other half down his throat. I was desperate and ready to try anything.
So my brother went in the garage and got some of our lantern fuel (white gas). We did what the Vet said and crossed our fingers.
After a few minutes he started coughing and choking. And then he jump right off the table and took of running through the house. He was zipping all over the place. Back to his old self. I was so happy. My buddy was OK.
Then all of a sudden he started slowing down, coughing and choking. And the he just fell over where he stood. I was crushed. The damn thing ran out of gas.
My daughter and I used to tell that one together when she was little. I'd say it ran round and round in circles then fell over. Dead? she would say. Me: Nope, just ran out of gas.

Halfcan
01-22-2006, 10:31 PM
Good luck finding your cat Dicksurfer-sounds like the only friend you have.

Ultra Peanut
01-22-2006, 10:35 PM
tiasmfyadbihyihyihy

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 10:35 PM
something just isn't right here

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:36 PM
I believe a pet rock is smarter.

Have you seen his "Admins" thread?

Dude ain't smart enough to figure out that us "idiots" could just post on that one if we chose.

Wow, just wow. :shake:

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:37 PM
something just isn't right here


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

luv
01-22-2006, 10:38 PM
Wow, just wow. :shake:
He's gotta be doing that on purpose. No one is really that dumb, are they? Or he's on something. That wouldn't be surprising.

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 10:39 PM
He's gotta be doing that on purpose. No one is really that dumb, are they? Or he's on something. That wouldn't be surprising.

Yeah, I was joking when I referenced this in your thread.

I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

DenverChief
01-22-2006, 10:40 PM
WTF is going on here?

KcMizzou
01-22-2006, 10:41 PM
Shhh... it's the law.

luv
01-22-2006, 10:43 PM
My rep is busted. Or I've done something to prevent it on my pop-up blockers or something. Since I haven't figured out why it's not working yet, I'll just say that I owe, Psi and Iowanian rep. ROFL

chiefs4me
01-22-2006, 10:43 PM
WTF is going on here?




better yet...how's the city of Denver?????:D What's the talk of the town?

luv
01-22-2006, 10:43 PM
WTF is going on here?
KCMizzou did it.

chiefs4me
01-22-2006, 10:44 PM
Shhh... it's the law.








and I distracted him while you all hid everything....ROFL

Bwana
01-22-2006, 10:46 PM
He's gotta be doing that on purpose. No one is really that dumb, are they? Or he's on something. That wouldn't be surprising.

Honestly, I think he's pet rock dumb. :hmmm:

Halfcan
01-22-2006, 10:48 PM
This thread is about Dicksurfer and his cat-have some respect and stick to the subject-lol He needs us more than ever at this time of crisis. Now who's turn is it to kick him when he is down?

Lots of cats missing lately-very strange indeed.

greg63
01-22-2006, 10:53 PM
This thread is about Dicksurfer and his cat-have some respect and stick to the subject-lol He needs us more than ever at this time of crisis. Now who's turn is it to kick him when he is down?

Lots of cats missing lately-very strange indeed.


Chinese restaurants are stocking up.

beer bacon
01-22-2006, 10:56 PM
24/7 smoke cat every day.

Prince22
01-22-2006, 11:11 PM
bumb

Logical
01-22-2006, 11:14 PM
Has anyone checked Endo's lawnmower for cat fur?

Logical
01-22-2006, 11:18 PM
You're lucky he didn't go stand by the fireplace and do his impression of a dog.

Whoooooooooooooof!ROFL

The Bad Guy
01-22-2006, 11:26 PM
Graduated from Hillcrest Christian School in jackson, MS and got a academic scholarship to Millsaps College (look it up and just apply for it; let me know if you get accepted).

What do you want a cookie for what you accomplished about 6 years ago?

I'm sure Charles Manson had one bright moment in his life too.

So basically, you had a scholarship and pissed that away too only to drop out of college because "it wasn't for you" when you were close to graduating.

You're a gem.

milkman
01-22-2006, 11:54 PM
Bumb!

Had to do it.

Pile On Folks!

Otter
01-22-2006, 11:55 PM
No way this is real :harumph:

ROFL

Iowanian
01-22-2006, 11:57 PM
Otter....revisit the last thread or two from the same clown.

Don't be afraid of the search, just because I said clown though.

Cochise
01-22-2006, 11:57 PM
Nobody can tell me that dope doesn't make you stupid.

greg63
01-22-2006, 11:58 PM
24/7 smoke cat every day.

Has anyone checked Endo's lawnmower for cat fur?

ROFLROFLROFLROFL


Oh, and bumb.

Skip Towne
01-22-2006, 11:58 PM
No way this is real :harumph:

ROFL
Hey, John Matrix is every bit the tool this guy is. We are being treated to a double feature.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 12:02 AM
Hey Dicksurfer did you find your cat yet?

Hello, hello, hello, is their anybody in there. Just nod if you can hear me, is their anyone at home.

Relax, relax, relax, just need some infomation first, just the basic facts, can you show me were it hurts.

Guru
01-23-2006, 12:04 AM
Hey Dicksurfer did you find your cat yet?

Hello, hello, hello, is their anybody in there. Just nod if you can hear me, is their anyone at home.

Relax, relax, relax, just need some infomation first, just the basic facts, can you show me were it hurts.


These two threads are still the most active in the top three in the lounge. ROFL ROFL

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 12:04 AM
I imagine this happens about once a week for you at least

milkman
01-23-2006, 12:05 AM
Hey Dicksurfer did you find your cat yet?

Hello, hello, hello, is their anybody in there. Just nod if you can hear me, is their anyone at home.

Relax, relax, relax, just need some infomation first, just the basic facts, can you show me were it hurts.

He left this thread in a huff (or is that a "puff") and started the Admins thread in hopes of erasing all signs of his moronacy.

Otter
01-23-2006, 12:05 AM
Otter....revisit the last thread or two from the same clown.

Don't be afraid of the search, just because I said clown though.

Wow...absolutly speechless

Quicksurfer - is that your pic on the bands website?

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 12:11 AM
Wow...absolutly speechless

Quicksurfer - is that your pic on the bands website?

Iowian posted his pic-its a goody!

Otter
01-23-2006, 12:13 AM
Iowian posted his pic-its a goody!

Remember what thread? I have to see what this guy looks like.

I can't believe he didn't kill himself trying to make toast or somthing by now.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 12:47 AM
Remember what thread? I have to see what this guy looks like.

I can't believe he didn't kill himself trying to make toast or somthing by now.


Administration-Dicksurfers plea to get this thread closed down.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 12:48 AM
But "Bumb" its at the top again.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 12:53 AM
Just in case you didn't see it on the Admis. thread. I think I found your cat Qocksurfer.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:47 AM
Just in case you didn't see it on the Admis. thread. I think I found your cat Qocksurfer.

Its not dead, just stoned.

Bumb!

stumppy
01-23-2006, 01:52 AM
Its not dead, just stoned.

Bumb!

ROFL

Passed out cold, like it's owner.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:54 AM
ROFL

Passed out cold, like it's owner.

Soon to be General Cho Chicken, or filet meow.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 01:58 AM
The cat probably got tired of qocksurfer smoking all his catnip and decided to run away.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:59 AM
Administration, please lock down this thread-I am running out of cat jokes.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:00 AM
Administration, please lock down this thread-I am running out of cat jokes.

Pussy !



:D

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:03 AM
Pussy !



:D


Paging Mr. Stumpy to the Cat thread. It seems to have a few lives left.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:06 AM
Paging Mr. Stumpy to the Cat thread. It seems to have a few lives left.

I haven't laughed this hard in years. between qocksurfer and Turdtrix I've been LMAO>

Deberg_1990
01-23-2006, 02:07 AM
I predict this thread will remain near the top of the page for months

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:12 AM
I haven't laughed this hard in years. between qocksurfer and Turdtrix I've been LMAO>

Turdtrix-good one. Plus Jake the Fake choked away the Championship. A perfect day.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:13 AM
I predict this thread will remain near the top of the page for months


Its like it has nine lives. Always seems to land on its feet.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:14 AM
Turdtrix-good one. Plus Jake the Fake choked away the Championship. A perfect day.

Glad to bring you some sunshine. I can't wait until I see a sticky for one of your family members who dies in a car crash or is afflicted with cancer.(This goes for all of you f*cks, not just Halfwit). I'll sit back and laugh knowing the misery that you feel is well deserved indeed.

Cochise
01-23-2006, 02:16 AM
Halfcan versus the n00bz... so this is what the planet is like at 2am

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:19 AM
Glad to bring you some sunshine. I can't wait until I see a sticky for one of your family members who dies in a car crash or is afflicted with cancer.(This goes for all of you f*cks, not just Halfwit). I'll sit back and laugh knowing the misery that you feel is well deserved indeed.

Bringing family into it-your pathetic stupidity has no bounds does it SHITBAG.

Cochise
01-23-2006, 02:21 AM
haha... this guy gets slapped down and keeps coming back for more...

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 02:22 AM
Glad to bring you some sunshine. I can't wait until I see a sticky for one of your family members who dies in a car crash or is afflicted with cancer.(This goes for all of you f*cks, not just Halfwit). I'll sit back and laugh knowing the misery that you feel is well deserved indeed.


thats really not a cool thing to say at all :shake:

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:24 AM
haha... this guy gets slapped down and keeps coming back for more...

He only stops posting stupid stuff to go around peoples yards and pick up dogshit.

DING DING DING-we have a winner for F#ckhead of the Year!!!

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:24 AM
haha... this guy gets slapped down and keeps coming back for more...

hahahaha like this guy right??? man you guys are funny

http://www.latinmass.bravepages.com/images/crucifixion.jpg

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:26 AM
thats really not a cool thing to say at all :shake:

That is his way of getting back at me since I just posted a thread about my Aunt having Cancer. Shows what a lowdown piece of DOGSHIT Turdix really is.

Rausch
01-23-2006, 02:27 AM
Is TipSurfer Watermock?...

luv
01-23-2006, 02:29 AM
hahahaha like this guy right??? man you guys are funny


Are you messed up in the head? Are you on something? Are you just an attention whore? What?

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:29 AM
hahahaha like this guy right??? man you guys are funny

http://www.latinmass.bravepages.com/images/crucifixion.jpg

Now your posting Jesus-are you really that screwed up on drugs-cause if their was a joke in there I missed it. About as funny as Turdtrix and his bag of dogshit.

Why don't you show zero class and make fun of cancer patients like that C#cksmoker DOGSHIT!!!!

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:30 AM
Are you messed up in the head? Are you on something? Are you just an attention whore? What?


Thats what I wondered-making fun of Jesus. Dogshit is making fun of folks who lost family in car accidents-f#cking pathetic!

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:32 AM
That is his way of getting back at me since I just posted a thread about my Aunt having Cancer. Shows what a lowdown piece of DOGSHIT Turdix really is.


Actually I had no idea that you posted that, but I don't give a f*ck for you. It sucks for her, I'll empathize with her plight--but any pain and sorrow that you feel is nothing other than the karmic wheel of retribution. So f*ck off motherf*cker.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:32 AM
Now your posting Jesus-are you really that screwed up on drugs-cause if their was a joke in there I missed it. About as funny as Turdtrix and his bag of dogshit.

Why don't you show zero class and make fun of cancer patients like that C#cksmoker DOGSHIT!!!!


wow.. u have feelings??
I took offence to half of this shit.
Take it. Tough man

luv
01-23-2006, 02:33 AM
You'd think these boys are like 12 or something.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:34 AM
You'd think these boys are like 12 or something.

You're one of them. Learn something from this.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:34 AM
Thats what I wondered-making fun of Jesus. Dogshit is making fun of folks who lost family in car accidents-f#cking pathetic!

So it's ok to f*ck with someone and give them endless shit b/c they actually did lose their pet, but yet I cross the line when I make fun of a potential tragedy that might befall you and the rest of your douchebag brethren. You can't have it both ways, cumstain.

luv
01-23-2006, 02:34 AM
You're one of them. Learn something from this.
:spock:

I'm a chick, moron.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
John Turdtrix:

So f*ck off motherf*cker.



Qocksurfer:

wow.. u have feelings??
I took offence to half of this shit.
Take it. Tough man






WOW, we have two keyboard toughguys now.

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
That is his way of getting back at me since I just posted a thread about my Aunt having Cancer. Shows what a lowdown piece of DOGSHIT Turdix really is.

ya both of these 2 are really f*cked up people, John Matrix? I'm beginning to think his last name is Disanferninand (or however you spell it) or knows him. This noob lost all respect from me talking about people getting cancer is karma or what not. and I am sorry I hear about your aunt, I will say a prayer

Mecca
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
He has yet to figure out what women are..........

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:38 AM
:spock:

I'm a chick, moron.

it gets worse.. not because your a chick but because you behave this way on a normal/daily basis. it must suck to be you. i'm tired of being passive with some of you. i will talk chiefs and anything else but you make it hard for people to want to post here.

luv
01-23-2006, 02:39 AM
it gets worse.. not because your a chick but because you behave this way on a normal/daily basis. it must suck to be you. i'm tired of being passive with some of you. i will talk chiefs and anything else but you make it hard for people to want to post here.
:deevee:

Excuse me while I cry for you.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:39 AM
John Turdtrix:

So f*ck off motherf*cker.



Qocksurfer:

wow.. u have feelings??
I took offence to half of this shit.
Take it. Tough man






WOW, we have two keyboard toughguys now.


Does this mean that we're switching roles or what??

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:40 AM
ya both of these 2 are really f*cked up people, John Matrix? I'm beginning to think his last name is Disanferninand (or however you spell it) or knows him. This noob lost all respect from me talking about people getting cancer is karma or what not. and I am sorry I hear about your aunt, I will say a prayer


I'll say it one more time. Halfcan, stumppy, Iowanian, Valiant, and the rest of your ilk can all choke on a dick and die for all I care. Any tragedy that befalls you is nothing other than sheer comedy for me. I'm sorry for the people that are connected to you, maybe they actually have instrisic worth as human beings, but it is apparent that most of you don't, and as such, I don't give one ounce of a damn about anything shitty that happens to you.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:42 AM
ya both of these 2 are really f*cked up people, John Matrix? I'm beginning to think his last name is Disanferninand (or however you spell it) or knows him. This noob lost all respect from me talking about people getting cancer is karma or what not. and I am sorry I hear about your aunt, I will say a prayer

You talk shit and make fun of other people pretty badly.. definitely too much for your prayers to mean anything to "god" or whoever your praying for. i'm assuming that you call yourself a christian, i dunno?

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:42 AM
Actually I had no idea that you posted that, but I don't give a f*ck for you. It sucks for her, I'll empathize with her plight--but any pain and sorrow that you feel is nothing other than the karmic wheel of retribution. So f*ck off motherf*cker.


Yeah and the folks that have lost family in accidents-that is real funny too. If I ever get a hold of you, you will be eating that bag of shit-thats Karma-you dumbf#ck!!!

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 02:42 AM
I'll say it one more time. Halfcan, stumppy, Iowanian, Valiant, and the rest of your ilk can all choke on a dick and die for all I care. Any tragedy that befalls you is nothing other than sheer comedy for me. I'm sorry for the people that are connected to you, maybe they actually have instrisic worth as human beings, but it is apparent that most of you don't, and as such, I don't give one ounce of a damn about anything shitty that happens to you.


I could see why you wouldn't care, you know none of them or I, but to say it is comedy. Thats just sick, I'm sensing the thoughts of someone with anti-social disorder, you should probably go see that shrink again

luv
01-23-2006, 02:43 AM
You talk shit and make fun of other people pretty badly.. definitely too much for your prayers to mean anything to "god" or whoever your praying for. i'm assuming that you call yourself a christian, i dunno?
Why are you talking shit to him? If you're going to sling it, you might want to aim at people who have aimed at you.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:43 AM
:deevee:

Excuse me while I cry for you.

I called out the :deevee: posts a long time ago.. please read earlier in this thread. I was talking about people i mean women (girls) like you.

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 02:44 AM
You talk shit and make fun of other people pretty badly.. definitely too much for your prayers to mean anything to "god" or whoever your praying for. i'm assuming that you call yourself a christian, i dunno?


I usually don't talk that much $hit unless I see something like this, I can't resist. It's not everyday I run into such idiots as you and yo boy matrix here

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:44 AM
I'll say it one more time. Halfcan, stumppy, Iowanian, Valiant, and the rest of your ilk can all choke on a dick and die for all I care. Any tragedy that befalls you is nothing other than sheer comedy for me. I'm sorry for the people that are connected to you, maybe they actually have instrisic worth as human beings, but it is apparent that most of you don't, and as such, I don't give one ounce of a damn about anything shitty that happens to you.


I'm sorry, it's kinda hard to understand you. You're talking like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples. Well...., a mouthful and a bag full.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:45 AM
Why are you talking shit to him? If you're going to sling it, you might want to aim at people who have aimed at you.

that sounds worse than a Dr. Phil analogy. you really aren't that intelligent are you?

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:45 AM
I could see why you wouldn't care, you know none of them or I, but to say it is comedy. Thats just sick, I'm sensing the thoughts of someone with anti-social disorder, you should probably go see that shrink again

I'm just going off of what they've displayed here, which is a lack of any humanity. Because of that, I could care less about any of their suffering, and given their need to prod others to gain acceptance, I think I would find any of their sufferings to be damned enjoyable, because it is karma, and karma's a bitch. F*ck them. As I said, it's bad for their relatives, but not for them. Any misery they feel is well deserved.

Cochise
01-23-2006, 02:46 AM
I know, diksurfer, people hated on him too. But he didn't go into the synagogue drunk with new wine, posting incoherent messages about his lost camel that display a literary quality one might find in AOL teen chat.

Since you are going with the ancient cultures smack,

Your means are very slender, and your waste is great, thou fawning rump-fed harpy. Draw your neck out of your collar, woesome globe of sinful continents. Thou art a slander of thy heavy mother's womb, thou craven shard-borne clotpole. Assume a virtue if you have it not. Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

luv
01-23-2006, 02:46 AM
I called out the :deevee: posts a long time ago.. please read earlier in this thread. I was talking about people i mean women (girls) like you.
I have never been rude to you before this thread. I'm sorry, but I think you are nothing but an attention whore. You call me a "girl", but who's the one pouting over his precious kitty running away? Please tell me, since you know me so well, what are women like me like?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:46 AM
I usually don't talk that much $hit unless I see something like this, I can't resist. It's not everyday I run into such idiots as you and yo boy matrix here

it's cool.. i find a lot of people like you.. they're usually on the internet and don't pose a threat. you aren't supposed to give someone shit when they are depressed over the loss of a companion. i guess you have never been close to an animal.. or school.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:47 AM
I'm sorry, it's kinda hard to understand you. You're talking like a shit salesman with a mouthful of samples. Well...., a mouthful and a bag full.

You can't understand me b/c you probably have a third grade reading level that you hone everyday whenever you're cleaning pubes off of urinals at your job. Piss off you f*cking nothing.

luv
01-23-2006, 02:48 AM
it's cool.. i find a lot of people like you.. they're usually on the internet and don't pose a threat. you aren't supposed to give someone shit when they are depressed over the loss of a companion. i guess you have never been close to an animal.. or school.
The cat is only nine months old? It's not like you had it for years. You'd think you'd just buried your best friend or something. Get over it.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:49 AM
I know, diksurfer, people hated on him too. But he didn't go into the synagogue drunk with new wine, posting incoherent messages about his lost camel that display a literary quality one might find in AOL teen chat.

Since you are going with the ancient cultures smack,

Your means are very slender, and your waste is great, thou fawning rump-fed harpy. Draw your neck out of your collar, woesome globe of sinful continents. Thou art a slander of thy heavy mother's womb, thou craven shard-borne clotpole. Assume a virtue if you have it not. Thou art so leaky that we must leave thee to thy sinking.

you're expecting a better reply than this i'm sure, but you're pretty dumb too.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:51 AM
I have never been rude to you before this thread. I'm sorry, but I think you are nothing but an attention whore. You call me a "girl", but who's the one pouting over his precious kitty running away? Please tell me, since you know me so well, what are women like me like?

the fact that you are still arguing with me is silly. go to bed. you are acting like a typical high school drama queen.. one like i dumbed for being so selfish and heartless. maybe you can relate

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:52 AM
The cat is only nine months old? It's not like you had it for years. You'd think you'd just buried your best friend or something. Get over it.

even more proof

luv
01-23-2006, 02:53 AM
the fact that you are still arguing with me is silly. go to bed. you are acting like a typical high school drama queen.. one like i dumbed for being so selfish and heartless. maybe you can relate
There is nothing anyone can say to you that you can't find the dumbest reply possible for. Is that all you've got? I mean, really?

Rausch
01-23-2006, 02:56 AM
Glad to bring you some sunshine. I can't wait until I see a sticky for one of your family members who dies in a car crash or is afflicted with cancer.(This goes for all of you f*cks, not just Halfwit). I'll sit back and laugh knowing the misery that you feel is well deserved indeed.

My aunt has cancer too douchebag.

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 02:57 AM
I'm just going off of what they've displayed here, which is a lack of any humanity. Because of that, I could care less about any of their suffering, and given their need to prod others to gain acceptance, I think I would find any of their sufferings to be damned enjoyable, because it is karma, and karma's a bitch. F*ck them. As I said, it's bad for their relatives, but not for them. Any misery they feel is well deserved.


you don't think you're going too far with your karma theory? let me just try to get this straight here for a second. Somebody made fun of you on the internet, or whatever, so their family members should die because karma is a bitch, but it definately does suck for the people who died, but not for the person that made fun of you on the internet? that is well deserved and justified suffering? but not for the person who actually died, just for the internet Kansas City Chiefs message board member? So if you believe for an eye for an eye, than you are suffering just as much right now by these people making fun of you on the internet, than if your parents died right now?

Is that right? am I close?

but if you do not believe in an eye for an eye, then you obviously believe in karma, so this principle is similar to that expressed by the Christian verse, "As ye sow, so shall ye reap." where positive actions bring positive results, and negative actions will result in suffering. So now I ask this,

since it is obvious to anybody who does not have anti-social disorder, or who is just your typical evil person, that one or a couple of posts on this message board that made fun of you does not equal the suffering of losing a loved one. So how many posts does it take? how many times does one person need to make fun of you on a message board on the internet justify this, as you say karma is a bitch. In your mind, is it only 1 post? since that is the number of posts I have insulted you and you have told me that I deserve this sort of suffering as a result of karma

please explain

Cochise
01-23-2006, 02:58 AM
you're expecting a better reply than this i'm sure, but you're pretty dumb too.

What do you mean, "too"?

I didn't say anything about your tenuous intellect.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:58 AM
There is nothing anyone can say to you that you can't find the dumbest reply possible for. Is that all you've got? I mean, really?

was that yours?? your cool, funny, clever reply, i mean. you are actually making me look stupid for talking to you.

Rausch
01-23-2006, 02:58 AM
You can't understand me b/c you probably have a third grade reading level that you hone everyday whenever you're cleaning pubes off of urinals at your job. Piss off you f*cking nothing.

Try me.

Ah'm yer huckleberry...

Mecca
01-23-2006, 02:59 AM
This board has proven to me that Karma doesn't exist. If it did, alot of these ignorant posters would have been gone long ago........

Cochise
01-23-2006, 02:59 AM
oh piss, the burnout's missing cat thread is about to degenerate into a theology discussion. Thank Diksurfer I'm not stuck at work any longer. Have fun kiddos

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 03:00 AM
Once again, I called out specific people in other posts, but you did not see that or chose to overlook it. I have no problem with you, but I'd say my limit is probably between 3 and 5 posts.

luv
01-23-2006, 03:00 AM
was that yours?? your cool, funny, clever reply, i mean. you are actually making me look stupid for talking to you.
Then why are you? I'm sure you don't need my help in looking like an idiot. You're a waste of time. You and your boyfriend, John Matrix are going on ignore. I don't think I've ever ignored anyone before. Congratulations on being the first.

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 03:01 AM
it's cool.. i find a lot of people like you.. they're usually on the internet and don't pose a threat. you aren't supposed to give someone shit when they are depressed over the loss of a companion. i guess you have never been close to an animal.. or school.


I don't believe I poked fun about losing your animal, I believe it was your stupid posts. And as for school, I have a BSE from KU bitch

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 03:02 AM
Dicksurfer and Turdtrix a perfect couple. Nice one Luv-these two morons will forever be linked as gay shit eating lovers.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:02 AM
you don't think you're going too far with your karma theory? let me just try to get this straight here for a second. Somebody made fun of you on the internet, or whatever, so their family members should die because karma is a bitch, but it definately does suck for the people who died, but not for the person that made fun of you on the internet? that is well deserved and justified suffering? but not for the person who actually died, just for the internet Kansas City Chiefs message board member? So if you believe for an eye for an eye, than you are suffering just as much right now by these people making fun of you on the internet, than if your parents died right now?

Is that right? am I close?

but if you do not believe in an eye for an eye, then you obviously believe in karma, so this principle is similar to that expressed by the Christian verse, "As ye sow, so shall ye reap." where positive actions bring positive results, and negative actions will result in suffering. So now I ask this,

since it is obvious to anybody who does not have anti-social disorder, or who is just your typical evil person, that one or a couple of posts on this message board that made fun of you does not equal the suffering of losing a loved one. So how many posts does it take? how many times does one person need to make fun of you on a message board on the internet justify this, as you say karma is a bitch. In your mind, is it only 1 post? since that is the number of posts I have insulted you and you have told me that I deserve this sort of suffering as a result of karma

please explain

didn't you join in on the fun of my cat being missing??? or give me bad rep earlier when i had done nothing but seek advice from maybe someone who could relate.
You make fun of my missing cat, who happens to be closer to me than any family member has ever been, and then defend something like that?? The situations are so similar. LOSS
Stop being a fool

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 03:03 AM
Once again, I called out specific people in other posts, but you did not see that or chose to overlook it. I have no problem with you, but I'd say my limit is probably between 3 and 5 posts.


I just wanted to understand your rationale

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:04 AM
I don't believe I poked fun about losing your animal, I believe it was your stupid posts. And as for school, I have a BSE from KU bitch

Wow!! all that and you're still here at this hour..every day?? Don't brag about that shit to me because I had a equal or greater opportunity than most. I chose another path.. that's done. Now my cat is missing and i'm worried as shit.. but i am enjoying fighting with dolts like you.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 03:04 AM
I don't believe I poked fun about losing your animal, I believe it was your stupid posts. And as for school, I have a BSE from KU bitch

Are you putting that to great use teaching kids unintelligent design? What a f*cking joke.

Mecca
01-23-2006, 03:05 AM
Dicksurfer and Turdtrix a perfect couple. Nice one Luv-these two morons will forever be linked as gay shit eating lovers.

Hey hey hey, I'm eating here, can you calm with the shit eating references?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:06 AM
This board has proven to me that Karma doesn't exist. If it did, alot of these ignorant posters would have been gone long ago........

well.. too bad we don't see those "this is my last thread" or "i'm out of here" threads anymore.

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:06 AM
didn't you join in on the fun of my cat being missing???


My bad.

Cats are tasty and I love Korean.

or give me bad rep earlier when i had done nothing but seek advice from maybe someone who could relate.

Pull your penis out from between your ass cheeks and write Ann Landers.

I'M sure she'll raise from the dead just for you.


You make fun of my missing cat, who happens to be closer to me than any family member has ever been

How's that working out for you?

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:06 AM
well.. too bad we don't see those "this is my last thread" or "i'm out of here" threads anymore.

You will.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:07 AM
i would like this thread header to be different.. oh well

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:08 AM
oh piss, the burnout's missing cat thread is about to degenerate into a theology discussion. Thank Diksurfer I'm not stuck at work any longer. Have fun kiddos

waffle house shift over?

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 03:08 AM
didn't you join in on the fun of my cat being missing??? or give me bad rep earlier when i had done nothing but seek advice from maybe someone who could relate.
You make fun of my missing cat, who happens to be closer to me than any family member has ever been, and then defend something like that?? The situations are so similar. LOSS
Stop being a fool

"No sign of cat. I have a number of ideas to do.. i think i need a little more support from cat owners.. you know what i mean when i say that my cat is my child. He is all I have. shit!!!!

On another note, I'm so f*cking glad that Elway was there to see the donks. Man they looked awful... especially that Plummer guy. Aweful!! Can't wait to stomp those mother fu*kers again!! SHIT!!@@!!

I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

These next few days are going to be crazy. IF IT WOULD ONLY STOP RAINING SO I CAN LOOK FOR HIM.

He has to be looking for some ladies.

He has his claws, not been neutered, and is a vicious fighter. Luckily, he was born with huge claws that I couldn't possible tamper with.

Anyways,
Ryan"

that didn't make any sense to me, my interpretation was "cat gone, eating zanny's, smoking pot, Elway was there, my cat is looking for ladies"

I dunno, it didn't sound like you were sincere about your cat, especially if the cat isn't worth going out in the rain for.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:09 AM
What do you mean, "too"?

I didn't say anything about your tenuous intellect.

i have called out dumb people all night. "too" because i was refering to her as well as the others. get it now??

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:11 AM
Then why are you? I'm sure you don't need my help in looking like an idiot. You're a waste of time. You and your boyfriend, John Matrix are going on ignore. I don't think I've ever ignored anyone before. Congratulations on being the first.

shit

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:11 AM
i would like this thread header to be different.. oh well

Don't stop sticking yer foot in yer mouth now...

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 03:12 AM
Are you putting that to great use teaching kids unintelligent design? What a f*cking joke.

well for one thing I'm more into evolution, but you don't have to be a teacher if you have a BSE by the way.

KCChiefsMan
01-23-2006, 03:14 AM
Wow!! all that and you're still here at this hour..every day?? Don't brag about that shit to me because I had a equal or greater opportunity than most. I chose another path.. that's done. Now my cat is missing and i'm worried as shit.. but i am enjoying fighting with dolts like you.


I'm always up at this hour kid, I don't need more than 4 hours of sleep, I'll sleep enough when karma gets me for posting this message........or was that the other guy?

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:14 AM
i have called out dumb people all night. "too" because i was refering to her as well as the others. get it now??

Perhaps if you were a wee bit more eloquent we might have.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 03:14 AM
Once again, I called out specific people in other posts, but you did not see that or chose to overlook it. I have no problem with you, but I'd say my limit is probably between 3 and 5 posts.


So you're saying 4 posts making fun of you is equivalent to someones child dieing ?

KCChiefsMan nailed it. Anti social behavior disorder BIG TIME. That and some type of scat fetish thing.

Call the shrink back. He's not done.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:15 AM
My bad.

Cats are tasty and I love Korean.



Pull your penis out from between your ass cheeks and write Ann Landers.

I'M sure she'll raise from the dead just for you.




How's that working out for you?


Well it's working out about like umm.. well imagine that you had a loved one - we'll call her Bill - die from oh i don't know... cancer ... well you loved Bill so much but now that you no longer have her, you're sad and seek advice.

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:16 AM
Are you putting that to great use teaching kids unintelligent design? What a f*cking joke.

Indeed.

You existance alone excludes that theory...

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:17 AM
"No sign of cat. I have a number of ideas to do.. i think i need a little more support from cat owners.. you know what i mean when i say that my cat is my child. He is all I have. shit!!!!

On another note, I'm so f*cking glad that Elway was there to see the donks. Man they looked awful... especially that Plummer guy. Aweful!! Can't wait to stomp those mother fu*kers again!! SHIT!!@@!!

I'm awfully sad though... holy hell... I can't stop eating zannys and smoking pot.

These next few days are going to be crazy. IF IT WOULD ONLY STOP RAINING SO I CAN LOOK FOR HIM.

He has to be looking for some ladies.

He has his claws, not been neutered, and is a vicious fighter. Luckily, he was born with huge claws that I couldn't possible tamper with.

Anyways,
Ryan"

that didn't make any sense to me, my interpretation was "cat gone, eating zanny's, smoking pot, Elway was there, my cat is looking for ladies"

I dunno, it didn't sound like you were sincere about your cat, especially if the cat isn't worth going out in the rain for.


You've pinned down my thoughts.. to the word.
You should really be asking yourself why you chose to post on here rather than confusing yourself.

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:18 AM
Well it's working out about like umm.. well imagine that you had a loved one - we'll call her Bill - die from oh i don't know... cancer ... well you loved Bill so much but now that you no longer have her, you're sad and seek advice.

I'll try and relate.

"Bill" is gone.

To a better place or no place at all.

Either way "Bill's" suffering is over.

So I won't sobb like 6th grade girl who never got asked to dance...

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:20 AM
Perhaps if you were a wee bit more eloquent we might have.

Eloquence is not required to post on this board. you know that.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 03:21 AM
I'll try and relate.

"Bill" is gone.

To a better place or no place at all.

Either way "Bill's" suffering is over.

So I won't sobb like 6th grade girl who never got asked to dance...

So by that logic, it wouldn't matter that your children died, since their suffering would be over.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:22 AM
I'll try and relate.

"Bill" is gone.

To a better place or no place at all.

Either way "Bill's" suffering is over.

So I won't sobb like 6th grade girl who never got asked to dance...

Deal. I won't argue for the sake of pissing someone off or make boneheaded posts anymore, like you do. If this works, you'll like the new you.

luv
01-23-2006, 03:23 AM
I'll try and relate.

"Bill" is gone.

To a better place or no place at all.

Either way "Bill's" suffering is over.

So I won't sobb like 6th grade girl who never got asked to dance...
Make that 8th grade, and I can relate. ROFL

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:23 AM
So by that logic, it wouldn't matter that your children died, since their suffering would be over.

1st, you have no idea.

2nd, You don't see me crying about it on a BB.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 03:24 AM
3rd, you won't see me giving a f*ck about you or anything that happens to you. Piss off.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:25 AM
Time for bed now. I have a long day of looking for my cat. A lot of you have a long day of posting "attacks" to one another, you should get some rest.

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:25 AM
Deal. I won't argue for the sake of pissing someone off or make boneheaded posts anymore, like you do. If this works, you'll like the new you.


I love the new me. I loved the old asshole me.

I'm conceited, I'd love me no matter what.

But you need a cat to feel all warm and fuzzy. I'd get on that pretty quick...

stumppy
01-23-2006, 03:25 AM
Well it's working out about like umm.. well imagine that you had a loved one - we'll call her Bill - die from oh i don't know... cancer ... well you loved Bill so much but now that you no longer have her, you're sad and seek advice.

Can you make it where Bill was hit by a car ?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:25 AM
1st, you have no idea.

2nd, You don't see me crying about it on a BB.

good point...

Rausch
01-23-2006, 03:26 AM
Time for bed now. I have a long day of looking for my cat. A lot of you have a long day of posting "attacks" to one another, you should get some rest.

No time for that.

I have cats to filet and cook...

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:26 AM
Can you make it where Bill was hit by a car ?

god can

stumppy
01-23-2006, 03:27 AM
god can


Is that what happened to your cat ?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:29 AM
Is that what happened to your cat ?

Nah, i don't believe in god. but some people would believe that god made my 8 month old cat run away from his home. funny right?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:30 AM
okay i can't go to sleep when there is so much stupid out there

stumppy
01-23-2006, 03:32 AM
Nah, i don't believe in god. but some people would believe that god made my 8 month old cat run away from his home. funny right?

Mabey he made the car run over your cat.

DenverChief
01-23-2006, 03:49 AM
and I distracted him while you all hid everything....ROFL

what is that shiney thing in your hair?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 03:51 AM
Mabey he made the car run over your cat.

wherever god is, he feels sorry for you.

Iowanian
01-23-2006, 09:33 AM
So....just to recap.

Qs makes posts like
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132784&page=1

Then, he starts a thread, where he is SOOOOOOO worried about a cat, in which he can't live without it, that he sits at a computer for 8hrs posting between bong hits and boxes of ringdings.

If he reeeeeeeeeally cared about the cat like he says, he'd lay down the pipe and get out and look for it.

None of the jokes are really about the loss of the cat, they're about you being a drugged up, college dropout. The Whole Jesus/Martyr comparision is hillarious.


He was gonna go find his cat....but then he got hiiiigh.

Bwana
01-23-2006, 09:43 AM
So....just to recap.

Qs makes posts like
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132784&page=1

Then, he starts a thread, where he is SOOOOOOO worried about a cat, in which he can't live without it, that he sits at a computer for 8hrs posting between bong hits and boxes of ringdings.

If he reeeeeeeeeally cared about the cat like he says, he'd lay down the pipe and get out and look for it.

None of the jokes are really about the loss of the cat, they're about you being a drugged up, college dropout. The Whole Jesus/Martyr comparision is hillarious.


He was gonna go find his cat....but then he got hiiiigh.


Ding Ding Ding!

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 12:39 PM
So....just to recap.

Qs makes posts like
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=132784&page=1

Then, he starts a thread, where he is SOOOOOOO worried about a cat, in which he can't live without it, that he sits at a computer for 8hrs posting between bong hits and boxes of ringdings.

If he reeeeeeeeeally cared about the cat like he says, he'd lay down the pipe and get out and look for it.

None of the jokes are really about the loss of the cat, they're about you being a drugged up, college dropout. The Whole Jesus/Martyr comparision is hillarious.


He was gonna go find his cat....but then he got hiiiigh.


you're still over looking the point of this thread.. which is for my lost cat. I have begun serious and some what frantic attempts to find my cat. You have no idea of my location but believe me, the cat has got to be within a one mile radius of my house and... oh wait.. you don't care about this.. you just want to call me a pothead. Nevermind

Bwana
01-23-2006, 01:50 PM
I have begun serious and some what frantic attempts to find my cat. You have no idea of my location but believe me, the cat has got to be within a one mile radius of my house and... oh wait.. you don't care about this.. you just want to call me a pothead. Nevermind

No kidding? You have come off your multi-drug induced comma, made it out of bed just after noon and are now on a "true quest" for your cat? Does that about sum it up Ryan? Well you better get off of here and if I may be so bold (?) leave the house if you want to increase the probability of locating the cat.

Good Luck

Iowanian
01-23-2006, 02:58 PM
I'm Overlooking the point?

You are "so worried and upset" about the cat, that you spent your night smoking dope, eating ringdings and whining on the internet, instead of doing something constructive.

It sounds alot like a pattern, with the whole not finishing school 5 years in, admitted heavy drug use.

Get off your ass, and instead of sleeping until 2pm, look for the damn gato.

chiefs4me
01-23-2006, 03:35 PM
I have never been rude to you before this thread. I'm sorry, but I think you are nothing but an attention whore. You call me a "girl", but who's the one pouting over his precious kitty running away? Please tell me, since you know me so well, what are women like me like?






Are you really giving him shit about crying about his cat running away?? That is no different then you whining and crying on here that you can't find a man or a crock pot.......:shrug:

chiefs4me
01-23-2006, 03:37 PM
The cat is only nine months old? It's not like you had it for years. You'd think you'd just buried your best friend or something. Get over it.







Get over it...is that what you are gonna do if your cat ever runs away, just get over it???:rolleyes: I really can't believe you posted this luv.......:hmmm:

chiefs4me
01-23-2006, 03:40 PM
what is that shiney thing in your hair?








ah, ahhh, it's a bobby pin, yep, a gold bobby pin........

milkman
01-23-2006, 07:07 PM
Are you really giving him shit about crying about his cat running away?? That is no different then you whining and crying on here that you can't find a man or a crock pot.......:shrug:

I don't see Luv whining and crying about not finding a man.
She has asked questions, and she has made efforts to improve her social skills.

And no one is giving Qocksurfer shit about his cat running away.
The shit is being slung because he's a worthless, drugged out, irresponsible, incredibly stupid POS.

Bwana
01-23-2006, 07:30 PM
The shit is being slung because he's a worthless, drugged out, irresponsible, incredibly stupid POS.

Now that's cutting to the chase SW and 100% correct. :thumb:

chiefs4me
01-23-2006, 08:23 PM
I don't see Luv whining and crying about not finding a man.
She has asked questions, and she has made efforts to improve her social skills.

And no one is giving Qocksurfer shit about his cat running away.
The shit is being slung because he's a worthless, drugged out, irresponsible, incredibly stupid POS.








and I don't think I was talking to you....:harumph:

Fairplay
01-23-2006, 08:28 PM
Wow, i just got done reading this whole friggin thread.
Plenty of laughs, good job Iowanian, Skip, Bwana, stumpy and Sidewinder to name a few. I laughed my ass off reading this!
Jewel of a read....in a somewhat demented way.

I will say i felt my I.Q. tappering off the last few pages of this.
Reading Queersilver and John 'Bag of shit' Matrix posts was bringing me slowly down to their level or something. My mind felt dirty and polluted. Maybe i need to read a book or watch the discovery/history channel for a while to return to normal. Its amazing people like these two keep posting only to show everyone how stupid they really are.