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John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 07:55 PM
This "tradition" needs to stop. It's stupid and boring. Players dump Gatorade on the coach for anything. Dick Vermiel got the Gatorade dump for FAILURE. Can someone please come up with a new celebration? How about doing something new? Maybe someone could throw an octopus onto the field?

milkman
01-22-2006, 07:57 PM
I agree, the Gatorade bath's novelty wore out about 15 years ago.

Coach
01-22-2006, 07:57 PM
Well, if it makes you happy, Holmgren didn't get the Gatorade dump.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
01-22-2006, 07:58 PM
there are bigger things to bitch about in life than the G-Shower. Let it go...it's fun and pithy and part of the game.

luv
01-22-2006, 07:59 PM
They could dump leftovers from the tailgaters on them. :shrug:

MikeTheWildcat
01-22-2006, 07:59 PM
I agree, my wife and I were talking about that after they showed it on TV. Get something new, like carry the coach of the field, shake his hand, anything but the same Gateraid routine. : :cuss:

John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 08:01 PM
Maybe the team could chant "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!!"

FAX
01-22-2006, 08:03 PM
Considering the fact that 20 gallons of Gatorade could improve the health of an entire village of Sudanese refugee children, yes.

FAX

luv
01-22-2006, 08:03 PM
Maybe the team could chant "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!!"
I cry every time I watch that movie.

MikeTheWildcat
01-22-2006, 08:06 PM
Maybe the team could chant "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy!!"

I loved that movie!

But, I would love it more if it was the Chiefs players chanting "Herm, Herm, Herm" after winning it all!

KCChiefsMan
01-22-2006, 08:07 PM
that may be the dumbest thing I've heard someone bitch about. Who cares? the players obviously enjoy it, Dick Vermeil got the Gatorade shower because it was the last time he will ever coach again :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

SLAG
01-22-2006, 08:10 PM
We could dump the Hot coals on the Losing coach after the game


Thats Incentive for you

John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 09:52 PM
We could dump the Hot coals on the Losing coach after the game


Thats Incentive for you Right. Maybe the tradition needs to be stood on it's head and turned upside down. It should be a punishment instead of a celebration. :p

DaneMcCloud
01-22-2006, 10:10 PM
I think it would be cool if the players circled the head coach after winning and all performed bukkake on him. That would give the talking heads something to talk about.

el borracho
01-22-2006, 10:35 PM
I was actually thinking that I would love to see a fiery coach (maybe Cower) just go nuts, grab the gatorade and dump it on himself. That would be cool.

Count Zarth
01-22-2006, 10:36 PM
I think they should spring a beartrap on coaches for the new tradition.

Count Zarth
01-22-2006, 10:36 PM
VICTORY WEDGIE!

Halfcan
01-22-2006, 10:42 PM
that may be the dumbest thing I've heard someone bitch about. Who cares? the players obviously enjoy it, Dick Vermeil got the Gatorade shower because it was the last time he will ever coach again :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


No the dumbest thing was bitching about nice warm dry weather in January. It rained the next day and got cold.

Get the coach a hooker.

greg63
01-22-2006, 10:42 PM
Are you sick of the obligatory Gatorade dump on the coach?

In a word; no.

BIG K
01-22-2006, 10:47 PM
No the dumbest thing was bitching about nice warm dry weather in January. It rained the next day and got cold.

Get the coach a hooker.

I'm thinking the Panthers Cheerleaders who got in trouble should put on a show for the winning coach....Just a thought.... :p

greg63
01-22-2006, 10:51 PM
Oh; I know instead of Gatorade they could dump lime or orange jell-o on the coach. :p

John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 11:00 PM
I was actually thinking that I would love to see a fiery coach (maybe Cower) just go nuts, grab the gatorade and dump it on himself. That would be cool. That would be great!!

John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 11:01 PM
How about the old Harlem Globtrotter's trick? The Gatorade jug could be filled with confetti instead of Gatorade.

John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 11:02 PM
What about hot chocolate for those cold January evenings? Although the resulting blisters would suck.

Halfcan
01-22-2006, 11:03 PM
I'm thinking the Panthers Cheerleaders who got in trouble should put on a show for the winning coach....Just a thought.... :p


Nice one Big K! :clap:

Phobia
01-22-2006, 11:04 PM
I think somebody should purchase an assault weapon and put an end to this tradition once and for all time.

Dunit35
01-22-2006, 11:06 PM
I think the gatorade thing is cool.

Tribal Warfare
01-22-2006, 11:08 PM
In a word; no.

I agree, I think it's cool for post-game celebration

Halfcan
01-22-2006, 11:13 PM
Actually it should get dumped on the losing coach-here is your Gatorade biatch now get your losing azz off the field!

John_Wayne
01-22-2006, 11:14 PM
I think somebody should purchase an assault weapon and put an end to this tradition once and for all time. You come up with all of the best ideas! I wish I worked for a reputable sports magazine like WPI.

Tribal Warfare
01-22-2006, 11:14 PM
I'm thinking the Panthers Cheerleaders who got in trouble should put on a show for the winning coach....Just a thought.... :p


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=2815983#post2815983


The thing I want to know is what happened to the Skank-off with the Eagles cheerleaders

Phobia
01-22-2006, 11:28 PM
You come up with all of the best ideas! I wish I worked for a reputable sports magazine like WPI.
I'm sure you've actually read it, right?

John_Wayne
01-23-2006, 07:07 AM
I'm sure you've actually read it, right? YES! I read it all of the time because it is sooooooooo respected and accurate. It's where I get my Chiefs news when the profootballtalk.com website is down.

Wile_E_Coyote
01-23-2006, 08:40 AM
as many times as Cower has showered them in spit, they may all have pissed in the gaterade first

jidar
01-23-2006, 08:46 AM
Your life has to be awesome if this is the only thing you can come up with to bitch about.

Either that or you're god damned miserable and bitch about everything.

Phobia
01-23-2006, 09:02 AM
YES! I read it all of the time because it is sooooooooo respected and accurate. It's where I get my Chiefs news when the profootballtalk.com website is down.

The sarcasm is funny. I've totally earned any and all sarcasm over the years.

Have you read the magazine lately? I read last months edition. It was the first time I ever read it. It was actually pretty good. I thought it was going to be some amateurish piece of crap, based upon what I had heard. It was a lot better than that. It has room for growth but the articles were well written, well edited, and pertinent.

Saulbadguy
01-23-2006, 09:04 AM
I think somebody should purchase an assault weapon and put an end to this tradition once and for all time.
Are you talking about the gatorade tradition, or the Gunther_Fan posting retarded shit tradition?

John_Wayne
01-23-2006, 09:46 AM
The sarcasm is funny. I've totally earned any and all sarcasm over the years.

Have you read the magazine lately? I read last months edition. It was the first time I ever read it. It was actually pretty good. I thought it was going to be some amateurish piece of crap, based upon what I had heard. It was a lot better than that. It has room for growth but the articles were well written, well edited, and pertinent. It may be well written with pretty pictures, but if it is full of inaccurate speculation, what value does it have? I thought almost no one on this BB trusted Athan because he's burned us so many times.

Hey.......to each his own. I'm happy for you. Good luck.

Simply Red
01-23-2006, 09:49 AM
Right. Maybe the tradition needs to be stood on it's head and turned upside down. It should be a punishment instead of a celebration. :p

Now that was funny.

alanm
01-23-2006, 09:54 AM
I suppose they could offer up a virgin to the Gods as a celebratory offering. But that could hold up the post game show for weeks and months.

journeyscarab
01-23-2006, 10:47 AM
They oughta grab the coach, throw him on the ground and blow on his belly until he pees his pants.

Phobia
01-23-2006, 11:06 AM
It may be well written with pretty pictures, but if it is full of inaccurate speculation, what value does it have?

The magazine isn't full of speculation. It's well done. I've heard it used to be crap. I believe that. The last issue I saw wasn't crap.

Additionally, my contract with Scout specifically excludes any magazine splits. Hence, I have no reason to mislead you about the quality of the mag because it isn't putting a nickel in my pocket.

MahiMike
01-23-2006, 11:10 AM
Yes exactly! I made the same comment yesterday. As many friggin TD celebrations, sack celbrations, etc., you'd think someone would get a bit more creative.

How bout a bucket of confetti, ala Rip Torn? Better than tar and feathers...

John_Wayne
01-23-2006, 12:23 PM
The magazine isn't full of speculation. It's well done. I've heard it used to be crap. I believe that. The last issue I saw wasn't crap.

Additionally, my contract with Scout specifically excludes any magazine splits. Hence, I have no reason to mislead you about the quality of the mag because it isn't putting a nickel in my pocket. Whatever dude.

BIG_DADDY
01-23-2006, 12:27 PM
This would be more fun if we could just dunk GF head first in a bunch of Gatoraid toilet bowl style.

Count Zarth
01-23-2006, 12:28 PM
The writing in Warpaint Illustrated is superb.

Hoover
01-23-2006, 01:08 PM
Maybe in KC, if you win the AFC Champions ship we could dump a bucket of Ribs over the HC?

Saulbadguy
01-23-2006, 01:12 PM
This would be more fun if we could just dunk GF head first in a bunch of Gatoraid toilet bowl style.
That'd only be fun if the Gatorade actually did contain real, live gators.