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shaneo69
01-22-2006, 08:28 PM
Broncos | Plummer plays AFC Title game with chest cold
Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:38:45 -0800

The Associated Press reports Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer played in the team's AFC Championship game with a chest cold. Plummer claimed it only affected his scrambling ability and would not use it as an excuse for the team's loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Plummer said, "I won't use that as an excuse. I tried to make some plays, but when they are playing deep like that, it's tough going."



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the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 08:30 PM
actually, he had semen in his eyes...

Boon
01-22-2006, 08:31 PM
I wondered why he was choking so much.

greg63
01-22-2006, 08:33 PM
rrriiiiggghhhttt!

Dunit35
01-22-2006, 08:33 PM
Nice excuse Jake.

the Talking Can
01-22-2006, 08:34 PM
so, if you have a cold your legs don't work?

shaneo69
01-22-2006, 08:36 PM
And another excuse...

Broncos | Lynch bothered by sore knee
Sun, 22 Jan 2006 14:21:44 -0800

CBS Sports reports Denver Broncos S John Lynch (knee) is bothered by a sore right knee. He has been able to remain in the AFC Championship game to this point.

Count Zarth
01-22-2006, 08:37 PM
Lynch is a bitch.

Halfcan
01-22-2006, 09:10 PM
Yeah the announcers really played up the flu angle. He must have had the flu his whole career-because todays game is pretty much in-line with his career stats. He has always made bad decisions and fumbled a lot. He is not a leader at all. Donks are doomed while he is QB.

Ari Chi3fs
01-22-2006, 09:12 PM
Hahah... Career flu-like symptoms...

tk13
01-22-2006, 09:13 PM
Hahah... Career flu-like symptoms...
Yeah, as in the ball flu out of his hands and into the hands of the other team.

Boon
01-22-2006, 09:14 PM
Yeah, as in the ball flu out of his hands and into the hands of the other team.


ROFLMAO

Deberg_1990
01-22-2006, 09:15 PM
I wonder if Bill Walsh still thinks this turd is the 2nd coming of Montana??

PunkinDrublic
01-22-2006, 09:17 PM
His porn mustache wouldn't allow him to spot the open recievers.

BigOlChiefsfan
01-22-2006, 09:19 PM
Shanarat had papercuts on his both hands from 'covering his mouth' with the Donx playbook. The wily uberodent was trying to prevent the media from revealing his 'genius' plays to well known dumbass Bill Cower during the game.

The papercuts were obviously affecting Shanarat's concentration. Donkeytown trainers tried repeated applications of lemon juice, but their ministrations failed to prevent Shanarat from 'going for it' on 4th and 10 deep in Donkey territory late in the game. The Donx almost fumbled it away, but 'only' gave it up on downs. The Steelers scored almost instantly, you could hear the laughter all the way from Pittsburg.

Donkey trainers were seen trying to pour lemon juice on the nail holes in the Donx coffin during the Steelers subsequent Touchdown, but too little, too late.

Please give generously to the American Papercut Association. Donxfan's wish they would have.

Coach
01-22-2006, 09:22 PM
Lame-assed excuses.

They just got beat by a better team, period.

They couldn't even stop the Steelers in the first half, even if their whole life depended on it.

RedThat
01-22-2006, 09:44 PM
Broncos | Plummer plays AFC Title game with chest cold
Sun, 22 Jan 2006 18:38:45 -0800

The Associated Press reports Denver Broncos QB Jake Plummer played in the team's AFC Championship game with a chest cold. Plummer claimed it only affected his scrambling ability and would not use it as an excuse for the team's loss to the Pittsburgh Steelers. Plummer said, "I won't use that as an excuse. I tried to make some plays, but when they are playing deep like that, it's tough going."



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awwwwww.....poor Jaky

pikesome
01-22-2006, 09:50 PM
At least is wasn't his O-Line's fault.