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Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:50 AM
You make fun of peoples family with Cancer, and also folks that have lost loved ones in Car accidents. Your truly are the most ignorant piece of DOGSHIT to ever post on this board!!!!

F#CK YOU, you pathetic inbreed Bastard!!!!!!!

beer bacon
01-23-2006, 01:53 AM
Excellent topic for a thread.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 01:53 AM
i hope that he doesn't post on this thread. that way it will make you look like an idiot.

Mecca
01-23-2006, 01:56 AM
The Tards are taking over the board........

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 01:56 AM
A little story for you halfwit:

Here is a picture of a guy dancing a jig after hitting Reginald Denny in the head with a brick during the 1992 LA Riots. If I ever found out someone did this to you, not only would I dance a jig, I'd write a poem. It'd be a damned shame if the next shack you went to sell had a gas leak that tripped and shot your worthless ass straight to hell.

Taco John
01-23-2006, 01:59 AM
http://www.repla.com/awkward/right.jpg

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:00 AM
A little story for you halfwit:

Here is a picture of a guy dancing a jig after hitting Reginald Denny in the head with a brick during the 1992 LA Riots. If I ever found out someone did this to you, not only would I dance a jig, I'd write a poem. It'd be a damned shame if the next shack you went to sell had a gas leak that tripped and shot your worthless ass straight to hell.


Every time I think you can't be a bigger lowlife D#CKHEAD-you post again! How about making fun of people that have lost kids to cancer, or in car wrecks next?

Like I said EAT A BIG STEAMING BAG OF DOGSHIT!!!!

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:00 AM
You make fun of peoples family with Cancer, and also folks that have lost loved ones in Car accidents. Your truly are the most ignorant piece of DOGSHIT to ever post on this board!!!!

F#CK YOU, you pathetic inbreed Bastard!!!!!!!


HEY NOW!!!!!

There's no need to go insulting pathetic inbred people like that.

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:01 AM
Thug Matrix's epeen is THIS big!

tk13
01-23-2006, 02:02 AM
Huzzah! Follow me, FOLLOW ME TO FREEDOM!

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:02 AM
Is that all you sad f*cks have got? IS that the best you can bring, Halfwit?

Mecca
01-23-2006, 02:04 AM
I'm so bored, I'm actually starting to find this funny.

tk13
01-23-2006, 02:04 AM
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! YOU WILL RESPECT ME!

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:05 AM
Is that all you sad f*cks have got? IS that the best you can bring, Halfwit?

Bring what? This is an internet board, you silly goof. You contradict yourself way too much, bro.

BTW, Halftwit isn't very original. Also, can I have the link to your awesome blog?

luv
01-23-2006, 02:06 AM
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! YOU WILL RESPECT ME!
I'm jealous. What year/color?

Mecca
01-23-2006, 02:06 AM
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS! YOU WILL RESPECT ME!

If you had said Trish Stratus, then I'd respect you.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:07 AM
Bring what? This is an internet board, you silly goof. You contradict yourself way too much, bro.

BTW, Halftwit isn't very original. Also, can I have the link to your awesome blog?


www.go****yourself.com/youreadipshit/yourmotherservicedhorses/chokeonadickanddie/pissonyourgraveislikewaterdropletsonarosetome

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:07 AM
Is that all you sad f*cks have got? IS that the best you can bring, Halfwit?


I don't need to post anything else there DOGSHIT-I could never make you look like a bigger C#CKSUCKER than you did by posting your own picture next to a bag of DOGSHIT!!

Then you followed that up by flaming on everyone on the Planet.

If that was not enough to make you look like the biggest D#Ck in the world, you referenced peoples familys in car accidents and Cancer patients.

tk13
01-23-2006, 02:08 AM
Is that all you sad f*cks have got? IS that the best you can bring, Halfwit?
I HOPE YOUR SPLEEN DISENGAGES FROM YOUR BODY, AND TURNS INTO A GIANT FLESH EATING BACTERIA THAT EATS YOUR SKULL LIKE MAGGOTS EATING A FRESHLY DEAD CORPSE, RENDERING YOU INEFFECTIVE, ONLY ABLE TO MASTURBATE ON YOUR OWN FACE FOR NOURISHMENT, UNTIL YOU DIE A THOUSAND ROTTING DEATHS LIKE THE MILLIONS OF UNGRATEFUL POOP SCOOPING DOG WALKING BASTARDS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE YOU! BE GONE!

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:08 AM
I don't need to post anything else there DOGSHIT-I could never make you look like a bigger C#CKSUCKER than you did by posting your own picture next to a bag of DOGSHIT!!

Then you followed that up by flaming on everyone on the Planet.

If that was not enough to make you look like the biggest D#Ck in the world, you referenced peoples familys in car accidents and Cancer patients.

Here's one more for you...If you were dying of a disease from which you had festering sores, I'd visit you in the hospital...just to pour grain alcohol on them and light your ass on fire :D

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:09 AM
I'm so bored, I'm actually starting to find this funny.

Don't laugh at DOGSHIT or he will wish your family to die of Cancer or in a car wreck.

Mecca
01-23-2006, 02:10 AM
Don't laugh at DOGSHIT or he will wish your family to die of Cancer or in a car wreck.

I think he only wishes stuff like that upon you........

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:10 AM
www.go****yourself.com/youreadipshit/yourmotherservicedhorses/chokeonadickanddie/pissonyourgraveislikewaterdropletsonarosetome (http://www.go****yourself.com/youreadipshit/yourmotherservicedhorses/chokeonadickanddie/pissonyourgraveislikewaterdropletsonarosetome)

That link doesn't work, blogmaster.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:10 AM
I HOPE YOUR SPLEEN DISENGAGES FROM YOUR BODY, AND TURNS INTO A GIANT FLESH EATING BACTERIA THAT EATS YOUR SKULL LIKE MAGGOTS EATING A FRESHLY DEAD CORPSE, RENDERING YOU INEFFECTIVE, ONLY ABLE TO MASTURBATE ON YOUR OWN FACE FOR NOURISHMENT, UNTIL YOU DIE A THOUSAND ROTTING DEATHS LIKE THE MILLIONS OF UNGRATEFUL POOP SCOOPING DOG WALKING BASTARDS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE YOU! BE GONE!


Finally a put down to be respected. You could learn something from this, halfbreed.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:10 AM
I HOPE YOUR SPLEEN DISENGAGES FROM YOUR BODY, AND TURNS INTO A GIANT FLESH EATING BACTERIA THAT EATS YOUR SKULL LIKE MAGGOTS EATING A FRESHLY DEAD CORPSE, RENDERING YOU INEFFECTIVE, ONLY ABLE TO MASTURBATE ON YOUR OWN FACE FOR NOURISHMENT, UNTIL YOU DIE A THOUSAND ROTTING DEATHS LIKE THE MILLIONS OF UNGRATEFUL POOP SCOOPING DOG WALKING BASTARDS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE YOU! BE GONE!


:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Oh and eat a bag of shit you Bastard!!!

Taco John
01-23-2006, 02:11 AM
I'm getting a 404 on that link.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:11 AM
That link doesn't work, blogmaster.

Read the f*cking link as it's spelled out, genius.

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:12 AM
I'm getting a 404 on that link.

Must've been a typo. Can we get the right link, John?

tk13
01-23-2006, 02:12 AM
I'm jealous. What year/color?
That's a line from a SNL skit. I don't even know what this is about, I'm just yelling at people.

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:13 AM
Read the f*cking link as it's spelled out, genius.

Oh ok. Really? Holy shit, it's such a brilliant idea, my feeble mind couldn't possibly comprehend it. Your epeen is growing bigger with every second, master blogger.

Damn, how did I not see that...

luv
01-23-2006, 02:14 AM
That's a line from a SNL skit. I don't even know what this is about, I'm just yelling at people.
I'm yelled out, they only come back with nonsense. I haven't watched SNL in years. You had me going. I would have followed you anywhere. ROFL

Taco John
01-23-2006, 02:15 AM
Oh ok. Really? Holy shit, it's such a brilliant idea, my feeble mind couldn't possibly comprehend it. Your epeen is growing bigger with every second, master blogger.

Damn, how did I not see that...



Ah damn it rookie... A true master would let him believe that you seriously didn't know what the joke was. You can mine a lot of great comedy like that...

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:16 AM
That's a line from a SNL skit. I don't even know what this is about, I'm just yelling at people.

Guys, if this is about the recent gay stuff, I already said, I'M SORRY!

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:17 AM
Ah damn it rookie... A true master would let him believe that you seriously didn't know what the joke was. You can mine a lot of great comedy like that...

Yeah... I'm still learning. I couldn't believe he actually bit on my first post about that, I was a little shocked.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:22 AM
Yeah... I'm still learning. I couldn't believe he actually bit on my first post about that, I was a little shocked.



Be careful what you stick out there. He'll bite on about anything.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:23 AM
Given the fact that you have displayed an intellect that may make it difficult for you to realize the importance of pulling out of your mother's ass, I felt the need to take all necessary steps to spell it out for you.

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:23 AM
Be careful what you stick out there. He'll bite on about anything.

ROFL

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:24 AM
That's a line from a SNL skit. I don't even know what this is about, I'm just yelling at people.

Its a story of a cronic masterbater, that goes around and picks up dogshit out of peoples yards. What he doesn't snack on himself, he puts in a bag to torment his neighbors, who hate him for being a peeping tom pervert that wanks all day in his Moms basement. Then this sick bastard actually photographs the bag of shit next to his own face and posts it on a site where everyone already thinks he is a worthless ignorant inbreed bastard. When he doesn't get the attention he thinks he deserves for his prank, he turns into an even bigger D#CK and then makes fun of people that have lost family in car wrecks and have cancer. Along with his boyfriend Dicksurfer-(who thinks its cool to make fun of Jesus on the Cross)-they wreck havoc on the Planet while taking breaks to send nude pics of themselves to each other for spanking material while they wear their Mamma's pantyhose. That about sums it up.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:27 AM
When you die, I won't attend the funeral, but I will send a nice letter saying that I approve the goings on :D.

|Zach|
01-23-2006, 02:27 AM
Did someone say BlogMaster?

beer bacon
01-23-2006, 02:28 AM
I'm jealous. What year/color?

THE COLOR OF BLOOOOOOOOD (red)

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:28 AM
When you die, I won't attend the funeral, but I will send a nice letter saying that I approve the goings on :D.


Just keep posting Shit Breath, you get dumber by the second.

luv
01-23-2006, 02:29 AM
Did someone say BlogMaster?
Ladies and gents, here he is!

Taco John
01-23-2006, 02:30 AM
Yeah... I'm still learning. I couldn't believe he actually bit on my first post about that, I was a little shocked.



:) Yep. You had a live one my friend... I tried to steady the rod a little bit, but you got excited and jerked a little sudden. It's all part of the learning curve... ;)

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:31 AM
John Matrix is eating good tonight.

Fairplay has attached this image:

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:32 AM
I'm so bored, I'm actually starting to find this funny.

me too. and i have a missing cat. most already knew that though.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:32 AM
Damm the pic of Dogshit didn't go through-somebody post it please-so everyone can see Mr. Prankster at his best!!!

|Zach|
01-23-2006, 02:32 AM
http://static.flickr.com/9/85746198_766637916e_b.jpg

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:33 AM
I'm jealous. What year/color?

SNL
i hope you weren't serious

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:34 AM
me too. and i have a missing cat. most already knew that though.

I hate to be the one to break the news to you but.......


YOUR CAT IS DEAD, YOU DUMBAZZ!!!!

Stumpy post the pic again-he just doesn't get it!

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:35 AM
I don't need to post anything else there DOGSHIT-I could never make you look like a bigger C#CKSUCKER than you did by posting your own picture next to a bag of DOGSHIT!!

Then you followed that up by flaming on everyone on the Planet.

If that was not enough to make you look like the biggest D#Ck in the world, you referenced peoples familys in car accidents and Cancer patients.


It's funny that you think you're hiding behind planeteers who like you but... man, listen, i think some people really think you are stupid.. like really stupid.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
Wrong pic Zak- this one has a lowlife piece of shit holding a bag of dogshit.

John Matrix
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
But first a haircut in the style of their hero

http://krysha.icf.bofh.ru/foto/misc/hitler_s.jpg

<embed src="http://www.earthstation1.com/WWIIAudio/ah001.wav"
height="1"
width="1"
autoplay="true"
pluginspage="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/">
</embed>

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
Damm the pic of Dogshit didn't go through-somebody post it please-so everyone can see Mr. Prankster at his best!!!

You mean this one ?

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:36 AM
I HOPE YOUR SPLEEN DISENGAGES FROM YOUR BODY, AND TURNS INTO A GIANT FLESH EATING BACTERIA THAT EATS YOUR SKULL LIKE MAGGOTS EATING A FRESHLY DEAD CORPSE, RENDERING YOU INEFFECTIVE, ONLY ABLE TO MASTURBATE ON YOUR OWN FACE FOR NOURISHMENT, UNTIL YOU DIE A THOUSAND ROTTING DEATHS LIKE THE MILLIONS OF UNGRATEFUL POOP SCOOPING DOG WALKING BASTARDS THAT HAVE COME BEFORE YOU! BE GONE!

that's good.. you should teach halfcan the way.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:38 AM
I'm getting a 404 on that link.

funniest thing all night :)

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:38 AM
It's funny that you think you're hiding behind planeteers who like you but... man, listen, i think some people really think you are stupid.. like really stupid.

I am not hiding behind anyone. And there is a big difference between posting stupid shit to be funny and being a drugged up pothead crying over his cat to people who KNOW he is STUPID!!!!

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:38 AM
I hate to be the one to break the news to you but.......


YOUR CAT IS DEAD, YOU DUMBAZZ!!!!

Stumpy post the pic again-he just doesn't get it!


OK, one more time. If he doesn't get it this time I'm done with him.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:39 AM
Oh ok. Really? Holy shit, it's such a brilliant idea, my feeble mind couldn't possibly comprehend it. Your epeen is growing bigger with every second, master blogger.

Damn, how did I not see that...

you do know that there are some people who could read that post and still be confused, don't you? Look at halfcan

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:40 AM
But first a haircut in the style of their hero

http://krysha.icf.bofh.ru/foto/misc/hitler_s.jpg

<embed src="http://www.earthstation1.com/WWIIAudio/ah001.wav"
height="1"
width="1"
autoplay="true"
pluginspage="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/">
</embed>

I am not surprised you just happened to have a pic of two shirtless fags dressed as Hitler. Post your Dogshit pic again bigshot-that is the best one ever!!!

Taco John
01-23-2006, 02:41 AM
Anyone who puts Hitler clips on autoplay should be banned for life...

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:41 AM
You mean this one ?

Okay that is the one of Matrix, but where is the one of him hol,ding the bag of shit.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:42 AM
Its a story of a cronic masterbater, that goes around and picks up dogshit out of peoples yards. What he doesn't snack on himself, he puts in a bag to torment his neighbors, who hate him for being a peeping tom pervert that wanks all day in his Moms basement. Then this sick bastard actually photographs the bag of shit next to his own face and posts it on a site where everyone already thinks he is a worthless ignorant inbreed bastard. When he doesn't get the attention he thinks he deserves for his prank, he turns into an even bigger D#CK and then makes fun of people that have lost family in car wrecks and have cancer. Along with his boyfriend Dicksurfer-(who thinks its cool to make fun of Jesus on the Cross)-they wreck havoc on the Planet while taking breaks to send nude pics of themselves to each other for spanking material while they wear their Mamma's pantyhose. That about sums it up.

No. it's a SNL skit starring Will Farrell (spelling?) and Sarah Michelle Geller. You should pick up SNL's best of Will Farrell 1st edition. If you like to laugh

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:42 AM
Post your Dogshit pic again bigshot-that is the best one ever!!!

You mean this one ?

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:43 AM
Anyone who puts Hitler clips on autoplay should be banned for life...

and he just happened to have that handy, probably will post kiddie porn next-freakin shiteating pervert.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:43 AM
Did someone say BlogMaster?

lol

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:44 AM
You mean this one ?

OMG look at that Dumbf#ck holding a bag of shit. That is too funny.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:44 AM
You mean this one ?


ROFLROFLROFL

Damn he's a goofy looking bastard. Phobia nailed it when he called him Howdy Doody.ROFLROFL

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:46 AM
Phob is the man-Howdy Doody-that is the best dog ever!!!!!!

Post it again.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:46 AM
But first a haircut in the style of their hero

http://krysha.icf.bofh.ru/foto/misc/hitler_s.jpg

<embed src="http://www.earthstation1.com/WWIIAudio/ah001.wav"
height="1"
width="1"
autoplay="true"
pluginspage="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/">
</embed>


VERY NICE! REP

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:47 AM
If you look close enough you can see the shit between his teeth from a fresh sample.

"You talk pretty tough there Cowboy, for a guy holding a bag of Matrix, I mean shit!"

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:48 AM
I am not hiding behind anyone. And there is a big difference between posting stupid shit to be funny and being a drugged up pothead crying over his cat to people who KNOW he is STUPID!!!!


you keep saying the same shit over and over.. and it's all dumb. i can't read any more of your posts. i don't need a migraine.

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:48 AM
It's Howdy Doody time

It's Howdy Doody time

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:49 AM
VERY NICE! REP

So where did you learn to cut hair Dicksurfer!!!

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:49 AM
It's Howdy Doody time

It's Howdy Doody time


Nice one!!!!! What a shithead!!!!

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:50 AM
Given the fact that you have displayed an intellect that may make it difficult for you to realize the importance of pulling out of your mother's ass, I felt the need to take all necessary steps to spell it out for you.

What do you mean?

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:50 AM
Doody ROFL

Get it ? Doody ROFL

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:53 AM
What do you mean?

You may not be smart enough to understand his posts. He may have to make some mental adjustments so you can understand what he says.. and then get pissed.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:54 AM
Wow wait until folks see this one in the morning. That pic of Dogshit holding the bag will be a classic that will be emailed to everyone around the world-with the title-"Does your neighbor Eat shit like this doofus?"

Pants
01-23-2006, 02:54 AM
You may not be smart enough to understand his posts. He may have to make some mental adjustments so you can understand what he says.. and then get pissed.

OK... but what does he mean?

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 02:55 AM
You may not be smart enough to understand his posts. He may have to make some mental adjustments so you can understand what he says.. and then get pissed.

How sweet, sticking up for your salad tossing boyfriend. Oh and by the way...















YOUR CAT IS DEAD YOU DUMBF#CK!!!!!!

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:56 AM
Wow wait until folks see this one in the morning. That pic of Dogshit holding the bag will be a classic that will be emailed to everyone around the world-with the title-"Does your neighbor Eat shit like this doofus?"

you bad repped me with " See ya later Jesus hater"
you don't seem like the type of person who would follow his teachings... i don't know you very well though. perhaps some bible trivia to prove your faith?? that way no one is confused about you being retarded or a retarded christian.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:56 AM
OK... but what does he mean?

lol

stumppy
01-23-2006, 02:57 AM
Wow wait until folks see this one in the morning. That pic of Dogshit holding the bag will be a classic that will be emailed to everyone around the world-with the title-"Does your neighbor Eat shit like this doofus?"

We may have us the next Jedi Knight kid here.ROFL

Gawd, I haven't laughed this much in I don't know how long.

But I gotta call it a night. Been fun HC.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:58 AM
How sweet, sticking up for your salad tossing boyfriend. Oh and by the way...

YOUR CAT IS DEAD YOU DUMBF#CK!!!!!!


I hope everyone reads this. amazing that you're even up this late.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 02:59 AM
i don't wanna rain on the party but it seems that you (halfcan) and stumppy may have chemistry.. i don't know if you could call it that.. maybe physical science??

Pants
01-23-2006, 03:05 AM
lol

I bet Taco John can explain to me.

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 01:43 PM
you bad repped me with " See ya later Jesus hater"
you don't seem like the type of person who would follow his teachings... i don't know you very well though. perhaps some bible trivia to prove your faith?? that way no one is confused about you being retarded or a retarded christian.


You are the Dumbf#ck that posted a pic of Jesus as a joke. Have fun in Hell you stupid bastard.

QuikSsurfer
01-23-2006, 11:01 PM
You are the Dumbf#ck that posted a pic of Jesus as a joke. Have fun in Hell you stupid bastard.

I don't believe in hell. I don't know what side of your brain involves thinking but you seem more lost than a pothead (i know from experience). oops
Sorry if i hurt your feelings about the Jesus picture. I didn't make the picture though :)
I'm sure you're really sorry for laughing about Salem (my cat).

Halfcan
01-23-2006, 11:57 PM
You didn't hurt my feelings at all. That would mean I actually care about your drug-induced ramblings. To compare yourself to Jesus because you lost a cat is about the gayest thing I have ever seen on here besides your boyfriend posting his pic next to a bag of dogshit. You must be a sad little faggot to keep posting on a board where everyone thinks you are the second biggest lowlife to grace the internet.