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jAZ
01-24-2006, 08:56 AM
Anyone listening to ESPN Radio?

Colin Cowherd is playing the press conference of Buffalo's octagenarian owner Ralph Wilson.

ROFL ROFL

"Well if it's Monday, then it must be a Bills press conference. (uncertain pause) This is Monday isn't it?"

chefsos
01-24-2006, 09:11 AM
Anyone listening to ESPN Radio?

Colin Cowherd is playing the press conference of Buffalo's octagenarian owner Ralph Wilson.

ROFL ROFL

"Well if it's Monday, then it must be a Bills press conference. (uncertain pause) This is Monday isn't it?"

Yeah, Cowherd's brutalizing the old boy. Maybe Wilson should hand over press conference duties to that younger fella, Marv Levy.

BTW, Bills fans are taking all this surprisingly well. :)

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=91009

Poll: As a Bills fan how do you plan to kill yourself?

_Refuse to eat until I author a book titled "The 100 Smartest Sayings by Hank Bullough"
_Dip myself in a boiling cauldron of aqua and orange paint
_Swallow one drop of poison for every Bledsoe sack
_Take OJ's girlfriend to dinner
_Dive head first into Doug Fluties pool
_Sit in the lower endzones wearing my "I heart Brady" jersey at the next saturday night home game
_Call Cntrygal a hick bitch
_Drink like Thurman Thomas
_other (specify)

jAZ
01-24-2006, 09:23 AM
Yeah, Cowherd's brutalizing the old boy. Maybe Wilson should hand over press conference duties to that younger fella, Marv Levy.
I loved the drops from Grumpy(er?) Old Men.

http://i.1asphost.com/RockyFan/burgessNOW.GIF
Grandpa: What the... what the hell is this?
John: That's lite beer.
Grandpa: Gee, I weigh ninety goddamn pounds, and you bring me this sloppin' foam?
John: Ariel's got me on a diet because the doc said my cholestorol's a little too high.
Grandpa: Well let me tell you something now, Johnny. Last Thursday, I turned 95 years old. And I never exercised a day in my life. Every morning, I wake up, and I smoke a cigarette. And then I eat five strips of bacon. And for lunch, I eat a bacon sandwich. And for a midday snack?
John: Bacon.
Grandpa: Bacon! A whole damn plate! And I usually drink my dinner. Now according to all of them flat-belly experts, I should've took a dirt nap like thirty years ago. But each year comes and goes, and I'm still here. Ha! And they keep dyin'. You know? Sometimes I wonder if God forgot about me. Just goes to show you, huh?
John: What?
Grandpa: Huh?
John: Goes to show you what?
Grandpa: Well it just goes... what the hell are you talkin' about?
John: Well you said you drink beer, you eat bacon and you smoke cigarettes, and you outlive most of the experts.
Grandpa: Yeah?
John: I thought maybe there was a moral.
Grandpa: No, there ain't no moral. I just like that story. That's all. Like that story.


BTW, Bills fans are taking all this surprisingly well. :)

http://www.billszone.com/fanzone/showthread.php?t=91009

Poll: As a Bills fan how do you plan to kill yourself?

_Refuse to eat until I author a book titled "The 100 Smartest Sayings by Hank Bullough"
_Dip myself in a boiling cauldron of aqua and orange paint
_Swallow one drop of poison for every Bledsoe sack
_Take OJ's girlfriend to dinner
_Dive head first into Doug Fluties pool
_Sit in the lower endzones wearing my "I heart Brady" jersey at the next saturday night home game
_Call Cntrygal a hick bitch
_Drink like Thurman Thomas
_other (specify)
ROFL