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FAX
01-24-2006, 11:05 AM
I've sensed some negativity on the Planet lately. So, I thought I'd start another thread.

This one is entitled, "The Seven Chakras And Why They Are So Dog Gone Important".

Each week, I will post a new Chakra. This should at least get us near draft day. I encourage each Planeteer to get in touch with their own, individual Chakra each week so that we may enjoy a more blissful life experience and that we may reach out to one another in love and mutual support. I know that focusing on his Chakras has been beneficial to Mr. Rain Man in the past as is demonstrated by his marvelous polling and photography and remarkable witticisms. Let us all join Mr. Rain Man on a journey to eternal happiness.

This week's Chakra is Chakra One:

Earth, Physical identity, oriented to self-preservation

Located at the base of the spine, this chakra forms our foundation. It represents the element earth, and is therefore related to our survival instincts, and to our sense of grounding and connection to our bodies and the physical plane. This chakra brings us health, prosperity, security, and dynamic presence.

Peace.

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

ptlyon
01-24-2006, 11:07 AM
GFY FAX

Donger
01-24-2006, 11:07 AM
Sh*t. How often should I wash my chakra?

Cochise
01-24-2006, 11:08 AM
do you know what 'chakra' means?

Ari Chi3fs
01-24-2006, 11:08 AM
Om mani padme Om.

Ari Chi3fs
01-24-2006, 11:09 AM
Let me Rock you, Chakra Khan... thats all I wanna do.

ptlyon
01-24-2006, 11:09 AM
A charka sounds good right now. I'm hungry.

FAX
01-24-2006, 11:12 AM
do you know what 'chakra' means?

An excellent question, Mr. Cochise. Thank you for asking. May Allah be praised and dogs lie with cats.

It is a Sanskrit word that stands for wheel or disk.

Each Chakra signifies one of seven basic energy centers in the body.

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

NewChief
01-24-2006, 11:14 AM
You forgot the most important part about the "root" chakra: SEX!

pikesome
01-24-2006, 11:20 AM
A charka sounds good right now. I'm hungry.

With salsa and sour cream, yum.

FAX
01-24-2006, 11:21 AM
GFY FAX

Good for you, too, Mr. ptlyon.

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

siberian khatru
01-24-2006, 11:23 AM
Here's the infamous "lost" chakra:

http://homepage.mac.com/nigelstewart/iblog/B1761793398/C600263800/E1475991199/Media/chaka.jpg

siberian khatru
01-24-2006, 11:26 AM
Although he sometimes has believed to have been found in numerous Ron Howard movies:

http://pushthepulldoor.com/images_contextual/clint.gif

FAX
01-24-2006, 11:31 AM
Sadly, Mr. siberian khatru, I believe this being may be beyond the help of any possible Chakra assistance.

However, there is still hope for the rest of us. May Allah be praised and penis envy a thing of the past.

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

NewChief
01-24-2006, 11:32 AM
Here's the infamous "lost" chakra:

http://homepage.mac.com/nigelstewart/iblog/B1761793398/C600263800/E1475991199/Media/chaka.jpg


Wrong. This is the lost chakra:
http://chiefsfanclub.com/image/chiefspics/kris_wilson.jpg

Hog Farmer
01-24-2006, 11:40 AM
I almost got my chakra hung in my zipper one time.

pikesome
01-24-2006, 11:50 AM
Wrong. This is the lost chakra:
http://chiefsfanclub.com/image/chiefspics/kris_wilson.jpg

Who is that? :)

Nzoner
01-24-2006, 11:53 AM
A charka sounds good right now. I'm hungry.

charkas and cheese

FAX
01-24-2006, 12:03 PM
I almost got my chakra hung in my zipper one time.

This can happen to anyone, Mr. Hog Farmer. (Except for Taco John, of course, whose chakra is far too small for that to occur). But, don't let it distract you from focusing all your attention on your chakra. May Allah be praised and Oprah be cancelled.

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

Taco John
01-24-2006, 12:04 PM
You forgot the part on why it's "so doggone important."

NewChief
01-24-2006, 12:10 PM
Who is that? :)

THE SECRET WEAPON!!!

FAX
01-24-2006, 12:16 PM
You forgot the part on why it's "so doggone important."

Thank you, Mr. Taco John, for pointing this out to me. I had thought that my example of Mr. Rain Man was sufficient in this respect. However, I am blissfully happy to elucidate. May Allah be praised and ribbed condoms be marketed in extra, extra small.

When a Chakra is fully awakened, your consciousness is attuned to and integrated with the powerful spiritual aspects associated with that Chakra.

By focusing on, and attuning to one's Chakra, an overwhelming sense of well-being and one-ness with the universe is achieved.

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

ptlyon
01-24-2006, 12:19 PM
THE SECRET WEAPON!!!

No wonder I've never seen him.

pikesome
01-24-2006, 12:22 PM
THE SECRET WEAPON!!!

HUSH, why do you really think they are monitoring the internet? So this information doesn't get out!

FAX
01-31-2006, 04:20 PM
I'm sure you have all noticed the dramatic decline in animosity, skull-crushing vulgarity, gender-based hatred, and general meanness over the course of the last week here on the good ol' Planet of love. Congratulations everyone! You have done a great job of concentrating on your Chakras!!! I know that, if Mr. Rain Man ever read this thread, he would be very proud of you!!

You guys are going to really like this week's Chakra. It's a real winner.

This week's Chakra is Chakra Two:

The second Chakra, located in the abdomen, lower back, and sexual organs, is related to the element water, and to emotions and sexuality. It connects us to others through feeling, desire, sensation, and movement. Ideally this Chakra brings us fluidity and grace, depth of feeling, sexual fulfillment, and the ability to accept change.

As you can see, Chakra number two has to do with our feelings and desires. Now, some of you (and you know who you are) are struggling a little in this area, so now's your chance to make the whole, entire, big ol' universe just a little bit better place by quietly settling back and getting in touch with your very own Chakra!!!

Peace

FAX THE CHAKRA MAN

kcfanXIII
01-31-2006, 04:42 PM
when we get our charka focused on, of course the planet is a more peaceful place.

4th and Long
01-31-2006, 04:47 PM
Here's the infamous "lost" chakra:

http://homepage.mac.com/nigelstewart/iblog/B1761793398/C600263800/E1475991199/Media/chaka.jpg
My God. A "Land Of The Lost" reference. I bet a good 50% of the people here have no idea where your picture even came from or get the joke.