View Full Version : Sounds reasonable??

01-24-2006, 07:14 PM
A US Marine squad was marching north of Basra when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American Marine in similar but less serious state.

The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men, the squad leader asked the injured Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was that heavily armed insurgent.

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife, scumbag, and
he yelled back that Senator Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunken murderer.

So I yelled that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid, mean
spirited woman!", and he retaliated by yelling, "Oh yeah? Well, so does
Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, standing in the middle of the road, shaking hands,
when a truck hit us."

Skip Towne
01-24-2006, 07:16 PM

01-24-2006, 07:16 PM
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute

He immediately turns to her and makes his move. "You know," he says,
"I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."

The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly and says
to the guy, "What would you like to discuss?"

"Oh, I don't know," says the guy. "How about nuclear power?" OK,"
says the blonde. "That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a
question first.

A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff ~ grass. Yet the
deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the
horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do suppose that is?"

The guy is dumbfounded. Finally he replies, "I haven't the slightest

"So tell me," says the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power, when you don't know shit?"

01-24-2006, 07:17 PM

what you do when you must put the fence up again?

Bob Dole
01-24-2006, 07:19 PM
Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

01-24-2006, 07:21 PM
Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?


01-24-2006, 07:24 PM
Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

Thats odd too I always heard it as Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat pete fell out who was left?

at any rate this thread is now worthless feel free to moderate it

01-24-2006, 08:40 PM
Pete and Repeat went over a bridge, Pete fell off. Who was left?

Not Pete.

01-24-2006, 08:43 PM
So ... where was Who?