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John Matrix
01-25-2006, 12:09 AM
Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherf*ckers

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 12:10 AM
It aint easy bein cheesy!

Count Alex's Losses
01-25-2006, 12:10 AM
What the hell? Were you banned?

greg63
01-25-2006, 12:11 AM
Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherf*ckers


??? :shrug:

Rausch
01-25-2006, 12:11 AM
Indeed.

We're all very impressed with your ability to sustain multiple and varied intraweb insults...

Mr. Kotter
01-25-2006, 12:12 AM
Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherf*ckers

Is Bob Dole changing medications again?

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 12:12 AM
While you Mongolian clusterf*cks were typing away on Chiefsplanet, I was out exercising the dog around the local cemeteries in the KC metro, scouting potential locations. That way, when all you sad sack f*cks kick the bucket, Iíll know where to dump the shit.

Hell, I may even relieve myself a bit as well.

http://zogby.blogspot.com/saddam%20urine.jpg

Death, Taxes, and John Matrix owns your soul. Now go douche your bossís cum out of your skank bitchís gash.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/BlackJackSavage/JohnFMatrix.jpg

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 12:12 AM
beware! it only takes 3-5 insulting posts to him to justify your loved ones dying....due to karma

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 12:14 AM
WTF?

Demonpenz
01-25-2006, 12:14 AM
You need to resize that picture that you photoshopped with her girl. It was convincing but that girls head is too small for her body. Like the end scene in beatlejuice

Count Alex's Losses
01-25-2006, 12:14 AM
What the hell are you going on about?

Why are you such a classless douche?

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 12:15 AM
he's posting that chick like she's attractive or something........ :rolleyes:

Demonpenz
01-25-2006, 12:16 AM
Whats the deal with this guy? Ever picture he is holding a sack of dog shit

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 12:17 AM
I was looking for the Micah Downs thread, apparently I walked into the wrong one.

Mr. Kotter
01-25-2006, 12:17 AM
he's posting that chick like she's attractive or something........ :rolleyes:

She's cute, as far as hermaphrodites go.

Er, so TJ would say, I mean. ROFL

KcMizzou
01-25-2006, 12:18 AM
Whats the deal with this guy? Ever picture he is holding a sack of dog shitROFL

Rausch
01-25-2006, 12:24 AM
Whats the deal with this guy? Ever picture he is holding a sack of dog shit

Phobia
01-25-2006, 12:34 AM
I'm trying to keep everything positive.

I think your mom has a nice looking watch.

Baconeater
01-25-2006, 12:40 AM
Where do they grow these people?

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 12:41 AM
Where do they grow these people?
Missouri.


What I'd like to know is what would make people like him try so hard to be around people who hate him.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 12:47 AM
Missouri.


What I'd like to know is what would make people like him try so hard to be around people who hate him.

Estrogen shots?...

luv
01-25-2006, 12:48 AM
Estrogen shots?...
:spock:

Rausch
01-25-2006, 12:50 AM
:spock:

Dry vagina.

He's getting hot flashes...

luv
01-25-2006, 12:52 AM
Dry vagina.

He's getting hot flashes...
Oh, alrighty then. Carry on.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 12:56 AM
What seems to be the problem here?

Rausch
01-25-2006, 12:57 AM
What seems to be the problem here?

Not enough fiber...

luv
01-25-2006, 12:59 AM
Not enough fiber...
He meant with what's-his-face, not you.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:00 AM
he's posting that chick like she's attractive or something........ :rolleyes:

I think she's a face licker for sure.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:01 AM
Not enough fiber...


Yeah, what L2R said.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:01 AM
He meant with what's-his-face, not you.

I'm quite regular, thank you.

:)

KcMizzou
01-25-2006, 01:02 AM
I'm quite regular, thank you.

:) Yeah, all that beer will clean the old pipes right out.

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 01:03 AM
I think she's a face licker for sure.


you have to admit, the gal who received the lick to the face was pretty cute. and that was 2 years ago! you still have your memory!

Baconeater
01-25-2006, 01:03 AM
Looks like what's-his-face gave up pretty damn easily to me. QuikSurfer put up a better fight than this guy.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:04 AM
you have to admit, the gal who received the lick to the face was pretty cute. and that was 2 years ago! you still have your memory!
You make me laugh, Paul. I remember the funny shit.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:05 AM
Looks like what's-his-face gave up pretty damn easily to me. QuikSurfer put up a better fight than this guy.

No he didn't.

While I was bored I took a shoe-horn to his ass last night.

He even screams like a bitch...

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:06 AM
You make me laugh, Paul. I remember the funny shit.

BTW, I feel like widening my horizons.

Could you post a direct link to your BB where I can sign up?

My infamy should be spread intraweb wide...

picasso
01-25-2006, 01:06 AM
He looks like an evil Dr. Dorian from Scrubs.

greg63
01-25-2006, 01:07 AM
Looks like what's-his-face gave up pretty damn easily to me. QuikSurfer put up a better fight than this guy.


It's his bed time. :D

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:08 AM
https://secure.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=5&c=3

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:08 AM
How come John Matrix hasnt talked it up yet.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:09 AM
https://secure.scout.com/a.z?s=115&p=5&c=3

Uh....it won't load.

greg63
01-25-2006, 01:10 AM
How come John Matrix hasnt talked it up yet.


The answer can be found a few posts up.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:10 AM
A brief bedtime story:

So Rausch, I was talking to your mom, detailing a dilemma. I told her I got this whore knocked up, weíll call her Rauschette, since she was your sister and all. Basically, I shot my load in your momís ass and then your dad sucked it out and spit it into your sisterís box. I guess thatís the standard method of impregnation in your family. Seems innovativeÖI guess. She recommended this great place for me to go for prenatal advice, wished that she had done so with you and your siblings.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/BlackJackSavage/Unclejacks.jpg

Matrix is out.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:10 AM
I know we have mac users there, though I have heard somebody had trouble with their mac. Can you hit the link in my sig?

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:12 AM
Matrix, you should really let the whole coathanger bit go, man. It's not pretty on you.

Miles
01-25-2006, 01:14 AM
Lets see.

Medicore camera. Check.

Making lame gesture and expression in picture with chick. Check.

Chicks upper arms likely being larger than yours. Check.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:16 AM
Gator COUNTRY!?!?!

See if I extend another olive branch...

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:16 AM
A brief bedtime story:

So Rausch, I was talking to your mom, detailing a dilemma. I told her I got this whore knocked up, weíll call her Rauschette, since she was your sister and all. Basically, I shot my load in your momís ass and then your dad sucked it out and spit it into your sisterís box. I guess thatís the standard method of impregnation in your family. Seems innovativeÖI guess. She recommended this great place for me to go for prenatal advice, wished that she had done so with you and your siblings.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/BlackJackSavage/Unclejacks.jpg

Matrix is out.
This wasn't funny when it was a joke called The Aristocrats, it's even less funny told by a f**k-nut like you.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:17 AM
I know we have mac users there, though I have heard somebody had trouble with their mac. Can you hit the link in my sig?

*SIGH*

Over the top humor just isn't your thing, is it?

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:19 AM
WTF? My neg rep button is broke.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:19 AM
A brief bedtime story:

So Rausch, I was talking to your mom, detailing a dilemma. I told her I got this whore knocked up, weíll call her Rauschette, since she was your sister and all. Basically, I shot my load in your momís ass and then your dad sucked it out and spit it into your sisterís box. I guess thatís the standard method of impregnation in your family. Seems innovativeÖI guess. She recommended this great place for me to go for prenatal advice, wished that she had done so with you and your siblings.
Matrix is out.

Oh goodie, he's awake.

Don't hit and run, stay and play a while.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:19 AM
*SIGH*

Over the top humor just isn't your thing, is it?
I'm not all that bright. You should know this by now.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:20 AM
Hey Herpes Simplex 10, I think I found where you made the jump to humans...

http://www.nctc.net/~hazard/photo/barn/barn.JPG

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:24 AM
Hey Herpes Simplex 10, I think I found where you made the jump to humans...

http://www.nctc.net/~hazard/photo/barn/barn.JPG
Head on out there, maybe your line can evolve fast enough for your great-grandkids to have a shot.

Of course they'll still be dumb as rocks, but they'll be humans none-the-less.

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2006, 01:26 AM
SO YEAH

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:26 AM
Get him Simplex...It's on like donkey kong, beeotch.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:26 AM
Concentrate on the task at hand.

Bring your best this way beginner...

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:26 AM
Don't worry guys...you may be douchebags, but....

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/BlackJackSavage/negative23.jpg

Miles
01-25-2006, 01:28 AM
Don't worry guys...you may be douchebags, but....

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/BlackJackSavage/negative23.jpg

Great, so you are using gochiefs material now.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:29 AM
I don't even know who in the f*ck go chiefs is, but I will tell you this much. I can stand up for myself w/o having to neg rep the other guy three times in 2 minutes like Herpes Simplex 10 LOL ...what a bitch.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:31 AM
You aint cool until you've been negged by Simplex. Which means I'm cool. Thanks Simplex. :thumb: :toast:

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:33 AM
I don't even know who in the f*ck go chiefs is, but I will tell you this much. I can stand up for myself w/o having to neg rep the other guy three times in 2 minutes like Herpes Simplex 10 LOL ...what a bitch.

You actually check your rep comments? Outstanding.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:34 AM
Looks to be getting worse for Matrix.

The Bad Guy
01-25-2006, 01:36 AM
A brief bedtime story:

So Rausch, I was talking to your mom, detailing a dilemma. I told her I got this whore knocked up, weíll call her Rauschette, since she was your sister and all. Basically, I shot my load in your momís ass and then your dad sucked it out and spit it into your sisterís box. I guess thatís the standard method of impregnation in your family. Seems innovativeÖI guess. She recommended this great place for me to go for prenatal advice, wished that she had done so with you and your siblings.



Matrix is out.

That was the dumbest ****ing thing I ever read.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:37 AM
That was the dumbest ****ing thing I ever read.

Definitely in my top 100 dumbest things.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:37 AM
I don't even know who in the f*ck go chiefs is, but I will tell you this much. I can stand up for myself w/o having to neg rep the other guy three times in 2 minutes like Herpes Simplex 10 LOL ...what a bitch.
Asshats like you is why neg rep was invented. Trust me, I won't be the only one helping your board rep.

The Bad Guy
01-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherf*ckers

What happened?

Did Quicksurfer finish you off early?

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:38 AM
You aint cool until you've been negged by Simplex. Which means I'm cool. Thanks Simplex. :thumb: :toast:
I gave you positive rep just a few minutes ago. Unappreciative sons-of-bitch noobs. :shake:

alanm
01-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Did I miss something this past week? :hmmm:
And who the f*ck is this Matrix dude. :shrug:

The Bad Guy
01-25-2006, 01:39 AM
It's fitting that "Matrix" refers to himself in the 3rd person like that ass-ramming uncle ****er Ryan Seacrest.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:39 AM
Phil,

This is me breaking down over you neg repping me. It's also my special way of saying you're a child molester with a goatee that looks like it was taped on your face from taint shavings

The Bad Guy
01-25-2006, 01:39 AM
Did I miss something this past week? :hmmm:
And who the f*ck is this Matrix dude. :shrug:

Some guy who poses for pictures with bags of shit.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:39 AM
I didn't notice...lol, jk...Looks like Matrix lost all rep now.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:40 AM
John Matrix has reached the bottom. Please consider suicidal options.

Whomever wrote the above is a damn genious. I'd like to buy him a few beers sometime.

greg63
01-25-2006, 01:40 AM
I gotta admit this is an entertaining thread, I can't believe it's still in the Lounge.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:40 AM
Phil,

This is me breaking down over you neg repping me. It's also my special way of saying you're a child molester with a goatee that looks like it was taped on your face from taint shavings
Nice red boxes. Kind of like the only kind you're able to get in the sack. You should feel right at home.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:40 AM
Phil,

This is me breaking down over you neg repping me. It's also my special way of saying you're a child molester with a goatee that looks like it was taped on your face from taint shavings

Uh oh... :shake:







It's on now.

The Bad Guy
01-25-2006, 01:42 AM
Nice red boxes. Kind of like the only kind you're able to get in the sack. You should feel right at home.

This douchebag with the ugly chick and the bags of shit can get nice red boxes?

I'd imagine the boxes he gets are puss filled and in desperate need of some Summer's Eve.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:42 AM
Here's all my neg rep from Herpes Simplex 10 :ROFL:

Simplex3
Eat a big bag of steami... 01-25-2006 02:30 AM Simplex3
It ain't that easy 01-25-2006 02:28 AM Simplex3
It ain't that easy 01-25-2006 02:27 AM Simplex3
It ain't that easy 01-25-2006 02:27 AM Simplex3
It ain't that easy 01-25-2006 02:26 AM Simplex3

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:42 AM
Phil,

This is me breaking down over you neg repping me. It's also my special way of saying you're a child molester with a goatee that looks like it was taped on your face from taint shavings

Aren't you going to post a picture of you with some hottie? I'm hoping to make the next caption. I know you care for me deeply.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:42 AM
I didn't notice...lol, jk...Looks like Matrix lost all rep now.
Neg Rep Conspiracies 101 For Noobs:

1. Give neg rep to the asshat, in this case John Matrix.
2. Give pos rep to two other conspirators.
3. Repeat.

We should all practice on Johnny boy here. I think he'd appreciate it. I know I would.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:42 AM
I don't even know who in the f*ck go chiefs is, but I will tell you this much. I can stand up for myself w/o having to neg rep the other guy three times in 2 minutes like Herpes Simplex 10 LOL ...what a bitch.

I never gave you any neg rep.

Ovah here grasshopper.

Sling it, intraweb ninja...

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:43 AM
I imagine the red boxes he gets are toys you can buy off xxx sites.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:43 AM
This douchebag with the ugly chick and the bags of shit can get nice red boxes?

I'd imagine the boxes he gets are puss filled and in desperate need of some Summer's Eve.
I was thinking if the inflamed and infected type.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:44 AM
Nice red boxes. Kind of like the only kind you're able to get in the sack. You should feel right at home.


So let me get this straight...you prefer green boxes...ok :)

Miles
01-25-2006, 01:44 AM
Did I miss something this past week? :hmmm:
And who the f*ck is this Matrix dude. :shrug:

Its Black Jack Sausage. The racist guy from a few months back.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:45 AM
So let me get this straight...you prefer green boxes...ok :)
Oh, I prefer the pink kind. I'm not the one out trolling for red and/or green ones in this thread, however.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:47 AM
So let me get this straight...you prefer green boxes...ok :)

I'm really a big guy.

Like 11ty billion and 6 inches.

You should PH34R me.

N00b racer...

alanm
01-25-2006, 01:48 AM
Some guy who poses for pictures with bags of shit.
Well, Good luck with that gig Matrix. Hope it pays well. :)

Baconeater
01-25-2006, 01:48 AM
Neg Rep Conspiracies 101 For Noobs:

1. Give neg rep to the asshat, in this case John Matrix.
2. Give pos rep to two other conspirators.
3. Repeat.

We should all practice on Johnny boy here. I think he'd appreciate it. I know I would.

Oh yeah, my 82 point rep power will show him!

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:48 AM
I'm really a big guy.

Like 11ty billion and 6 inches.

You should PH34R me.

N00b racer...
It is funny that he's completely ignoring the one guy that is calling him out.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:50 AM
The worst comment a person should be able to have when having so much neg rep should be.

"This user has commited suicide."

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:51 AM
It is funny that he's completely ignoring the one guy that is calling him out.


He knows whatever he says he will get ruled by you.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:52 AM
It is funny that he's completely ignoring the one guy that is calling him out.

His penis is much greater than I could ever handle.


I'm sure.




*Matrix contiues to play with his Star Wars leggo people*

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:52 AM
I fear Rausch? Go back about three pages and check out Uncle Jack, Herpes.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:53 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:54 AM
So much hatred going on here.

chefsos
01-25-2006, 01:55 AM
The worst comment a person should be able to have when having so much neg rep should be.

"This user has commited suicide."

ROFL I think the journey to the bottom should include disabling avatars, sigs, attachments, all of that stuff, then lastly all posts show up in a crayon font. :)

Miles
01-25-2006, 01:55 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.

Your finely tuned shit talking abilities are just too muct to handle.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:55 AM
I fear Rausch? Go back about three pages and check out Uncle Jack, Herpes.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:55 AM
I fear Rausch? Go back about three pages and check out Uncle Jack, Herpes.

Indeed.

That $#it you pulled off the third page of google images 0WN3D my shit.

tk13
01-25-2006, 01:56 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.
Watching you talk shit is like watching Wham back in the 80's, you look pretty stupid now but it'll take you another 10 years for you to realize you like taking the flesh tube sock up the ass.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:56 AM
HAHAHAHA...sweet pic...

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:57 AM
Watching you talk shit is like watching Wham back in the 80's, you look pretty stupid now but it'll take you another 10 years for you to realize you like taking the flesh tube sock up the ass.
... in a public park s**tter with some nameless, faceless junkie looking to get a fix.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.

Watching you sling the verbal $#it is like changing an infant.

You understand they don't know any better but you fear to God that they might actually enjoy playing in fecal matter...

luv
01-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Watching you talk shit is like watching Wham back in the 80's, you look pretty stupid now but it'll take you another 10 years for you to realize you like taking the flesh tube sock up the ass.
I thought they were doing that at the time, too. :shrug:

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 01:58 AM
Life's even tougher when you adopt the name of an incurable STD. Why don't you 'break out' some more neg rep for me, bitch.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:58 AM
" I hope you flip your bike over and knock your two front teeth out, you selfish son of a bitch." -Jeremy Gray

Phobia
01-25-2006, 01:59 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.

Watching you talk shit is like listening to a 5th grader who just got up the nerve to mix in some profanity. It's like you don't know exactly where the swearing fits, but maybe if you throw enough of it in a sentence nobody will notice any differently. You're very cool when you do it, though. Much cooler than a 5th grader. You're at least cool like 8th grade.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 01:59 AM
Life's even tougher when you adopt the name of an incurable STD. Why don't you 'break out' some more neg rep for me, bitch.

The Bad Guy
01-25-2006, 01:59 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.

Wow. So your girlfriend has a monkey fetish?

Phobia
01-25-2006, 02:00 AM
Life's even tougher when you adopt the name of an incurable STD. Why don't you 'break out' some more neg rep for me, bitch.

I'm pretty sure the Herpes bit is played out. It's like "Who Let The Dogs Out" at this point, dude. Please get something new now.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 02:00 AM
Phobia you still haven't neg repped me enough for me to post...keep bringing the 'pain'.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:01 AM
An even funnier pic Simplex. ROFL

B2chiefsfan
01-25-2006, 02:01 AM
GAWD DAMNIT!!!!

What the f*ck is going on around here?????!!!!!!!

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:02 AM
GAWD DAMNIT!!!!

What the f*ck is going on around here?????!!!!!!!

Check all posts on this thread and realize we are having fun.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:02 AM
Life's even tougher when you adopt the name of an incurable STD. Why don't you 'break out' some more neg rep for me, bitch.


http://greywolf.critter.net/images/ironclaw/standups/icsu03/marker-focus.gif

luv
01-25-2006, 02:02 AM
GAWD DAMNIT!!!!

What the f*ck is going on around here?????!!!!!!!
I think it's Smack Talk 101, but the student isn't very receptive.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:03 AM
Phobia you still haven't neg repped me enough for me to post...keep bringing the 'pain'.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:03 AM
I think it's Smack Talk 101, but the student isn't very receptive.

We will probably go to jail for "internet" beating up a kid.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:03 AM
http://greywolf.critter.net/images/ironclaw/standups/icsu03/marker-focus.gif


ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL

Holy crap, that has me in tears....

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:04 AM
This thread is sweet for the simple fact that Simplex is coming out with some sweet pics.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:05 AM
This thread is sweet for the simple fact that Simplex is coming out with some sweet pics.

B2chiefsfan
01-25-2006, 02:06 AM
http://logo.cafepress.com/4/920982.565014.jpg (http://www.cafepress.com/ncoerstore/565014)

Phobia
01-25-2006, 02:07 AM
Phobia you still haven't neg repped me enough for me to post...keep bringing the 'pain'.

Hey darlin, I'll catch you over on the "Online Flirting" thread.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:07 AM
Simplex.

If thats directed towards me. I was curious. I was in 3rd grade and I had no friends at the time...If it wasnt directed towards me then carry on and pretend like I didn't just tell you that story.

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 02:08 AM
Sometimes a picture says a thousand words about you pissants

http://www.vicesounds.com/images/assclown.jpg

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:09 AM
Simplex.

If thats directed towards me. I was curious. I was in 3rd grade and I had no friends at the time...If it wasnt directed towards me then carry on and pretend like I didn't just tell you that story.
ROFL

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:10 AM
Sometimes a picture says a thousand words about you pissants

John Matrix
01-25-2006, 02:11 AM
Hey darlin, I'll catch you over on the "Online Flirting" thread.

Don't forget your buttplug and sutures in case your asshole rips again.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:12 AM
Don't forget your buttplug and sutures in case your asshole rips again.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:12 AM
Okay, now I think you and Rausch are just showing off your arsenal (sp?).

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:13 AM
Sometimes a picture says a thousand words about you

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:13 AM
Okay, now I think you and Rausch are just showing off your arsenal (sp?).

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:13 AM
Okay, now I think you and Rausch are just showing off your arsenal (sp?).


Funny as crap too.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:15 AM
I KNOW you didn't just use your arsenal on me, boy. Don't make me...

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:15 AM
Okay, now I think you and Rausch are just showing off your arsenal (sp?).

No more pics then.


I'll tard wrangle this foe with 1/2 a brain tied behind my back...

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:15 AM
That guy with the white flag is obviously a fake, that guy doesn't look French at all.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:16 AM
No more pics then.


I'll tard wrangle this foe with 1/2 a brain tied behind my back...
I' don't think you'll even need half.

Phobia
01-25-2006, 02:16 AM
Don't forget your buttplug and sutures in case your asshole rips again.

Wow. I think you may be a little rough for me. How about we just start with the basics. You know, like picking up your dog's shit. Master that first.

I've been wondering why a college kid needs such a large dog - and your mother wanted me to ask you if you need more peanut butter from the wholesale club.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:17 AM
I' don't think you'll even need half.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:17 AM
That's obviously a fake, that guy doesn't look French at all.

1/8 of france (frogland) is now of ME descent.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:18 AM
Go ahead, try it again. You've got it coming, mister.

KcMizzou
01-25-2006, 02:18 AM
This thread is...

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:19 AM
Go ahead, try it again. You've got it coming, mister.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:19 AM
Wow. I think you may be a little rough for me. How about we just start with the basics. You know, like picking up your dog's shit. Master that first.

I've been wondering why a college kid needs such a large dog - and your mother wanted me to ask you if you need more peanut butter from the wholesale club.

"What about if you run peanut butter all over your balls and let your dog lick it off? Its not cheating cause its your dog."-Road Trip

B2chiefsfan
01-25-2006, 02:20 AM
This thread is...


GAWD DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!ROFL

luv
01-25-2006, 02:20 AM
..
Okay. Cute kitty pic #1.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:21 AM
This thread is going to be on the first page for awhile...

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:22 AM
Okay. Cute kitty pic #1.
I like cats, too.


.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:23 AM
Wow. I think you may be a little rough for me. How about we just start with the basics. You know, like picking up your dog's shit. Master that first.

http://viadupla.weblog.com.pt/arquivo/VivaEspanhaa.jpg

luv
01-25-2006, 02:23 AM
I like cats, too.


.
Babies and puppies, too?

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:24 AM
So did anyone see the score of the Lakers game the other day, Kobe put up 81...wait wrong thread..

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:25 AM
Babies and puppies, too?

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:25 AM
This thread is kinda funny
:cuss:

luv
01-25-2006, 02:26 AM
Okay, so I don't have any funny, sarcastic, or insulting pictures. I had to back my threat up with something though. Back to your regularly scheduled ownage.

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:27 AM
So did anyone see the score of the Lakers game the other day, Kobe put up 81...wait wrong thread..


It's amazing he had the strength, cheating on his wife by raping other women tends to wear most people out.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:27 AM
Okay, so I don't have any funny, sarcastic, or insulting pictures. I had to back my threat up with something though. Back to your regularly scheduled ownage.

Mecca
01-25-2006, 02:28 AM
It's amazing he had the strength, cheating on his wife by raping other women tends to wear most people out.

Kobe is no regular man, that kind of action energizes him.

huskerdooz
01-25-2006, 02:29 AM
While you Mongolian clusterf*cks were typing away on Chiefsplanet, I was out exercising the dog around the local cemeteries in the KC metro, scouting potential locations. That way, when all you sad sack f*cks kick the bucket, Iíll know where to dump the shit.

Hell, I may even relieve myself a bit as well.

http://zogby.blogspot.com/saddam%20urine.jpg

Death, Taxes, and John Matrix owns your soul. Now go douche your bossís cum out of your skank bitchís gash.

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e128/BlackJackSavage/JohnFMatrix.jpg

I don't think making your dog smell your finger after you shove it up her @$$ is the best way to potty train her. Wouldn't it be easier to just teach her to use a toilet, then you wouldn't have to clean up the lawn when she's done.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:29 AM
Kobe is no regular man, that kind of action energizes him.

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:31 AM
Simplex.

That's awesome. Wonder why it won't quote pics for me now?

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:31 AM
I don't think making your dog smell your finger after you shove it up her @$$ is the best way to potty train her. Wouldn't it be easier to just teach her to use a toilet, then you wouldn't have to clean up the lawn when she's done.


Do you teach your dogs to use the toilets? If so, could you send me your book and advice on cats....

That would ****ing rule

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:33 AM
I don't believe this is your thread....

We are playing a game of the capture the flag.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:34 AM
This thread is going to be on the first page for awhile...

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:35 AM
Hahaha. Where did Matrix go? He ran away or something.

Mecca
01-25-2006, 02:36 AM
Dunit.......My Beavis Avatar owns yours.............

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:37 AM
I don't believe this is your thread....

We are playing a game of the capture the flag.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:37 AM
Dunit.......My Beavis Avatar owns yours.............

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:38 AM
Dunit.......My Beavis Avatar owns yours.............


Chit...don't be hatin. My sig is my favorite. My avatar is kind of weak.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:38 AM
Flames get lighter towards the outside, not darker. :p

Mecca
01-25-2006, 02:38 AM
Simplex must have gigs and gigs of pictures.....

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:38 AM
I hate feet.

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:39 AM
Says the guy with the big ass pictures.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:39 AM
Flames get lighter towards the outside, not darker. :p

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:39 AM
Hahaha. Where did Matrix go? He ran away or something.

You can only run over the kitty in the road so many times. Eventually, it's just not a kitty anymore...

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:40 AM
I hate feet.

I like walking on them.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:40 AM
Simplex must have gigs and gigs of pictures.....

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:40 AM
You can only run over the kitty in the road so many times. Eventually, it's just not a kitty anymore...


Yup in missouri then it becomes breakfast....

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:41 AM
Yup in missouri then it becomes breakfast....
ROFL

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:41 AM
Flames get lighter towards the outside, not darker. :p

Talk to the artist, I didn't make that one... :)

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:41 AM
You can only run over the kitty in the road so many times. Eventually, it's just not a kitty anymore...


Lol, he must have realized his life on CP is over.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:42 AM
Yup in missouri then it becomes breakfast....
Mom, are those treadmarks?

No honey, just meat tenderizer.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:42 AM
Yup in missouri then it becomes breakfast....

Only if you have eggs and flah-er...

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:43 AM
Mom, are those treadmarks?

No honey, just meat tenderizer.
Ok, on last, very special submission to this thread:

.

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:44 AM
Lol, he must have realized his life on CP is over.


Here is the question that's been bothering me.


His name is Matrix, right?


Shouldn't his avatar be keanu reeves...


I mean if his name was Johnny Conan, or Johnny running man, or johnny terminator, or johnny commando I could understand.


:(:hmmm:

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 02:45 AM
Ok, on last, very special submission to this thread:

.


hahaha. ROFL

luv
01-25-2006, 02:46 AM
hahaha. ROFL
Please. Don't humor him. :)

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:46 AM
Only if you have eggs and flah-er...


Nah, roll em in flour, fry em up, throw some syrup on em with some of that fancy sugar and wahlah, you gets french cuisine.

Mecca
01-25-2006, 02:46 AM
Here is the question that's been bothering me.


His name is Matrix, right?


Shouldn't his avatar be keanu reeves...


I mean if his name was Johnny Conan, or Johnny running man, or johnny terminator, or johnny commando I could understand.


:(:hmmm:

Arnolds character from that movies name was John Matrix.........

luv
01-25-2006, 02:47 AM
Nah, roll em in flour, fry em up, throw some syrup on em with some of that fancy sugar and wahlah, you gets french cuisine.
I thought cats were a chinese delicacy.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:47 AM
some pic of an Asian geek


Sorry,

http://images.apple.com/home/2006/images/inteltitle20060113.jpg

I had to...

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:47 AM
Arnolds character from that movies name was John Matrix.........


Now I understand, but I think it's stupid.

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:48 AM
I thought cats were a chinese delicacy.


Only you would know, chinese pussy eater....


:)

luv
01-25-2006, 02:50 AM
Only you would know, chinese pussy eater....


:)
You've got me pegged.

Mecca
01-25-2006, 02:51 AM
Only you would know, chinese pussy eater....


:)

The first time I read that, I thought of something dirty.....

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:51 AM
Only you would know, chinese pussy eater....


:)


I've now got a whole new respect for Luv...

luv
01-25-2006, 02:52 AM
I've now got a whole new respect for Luv...
Shit! Now I know I'm doomed! :doh!:

Rausch
01-25-2006, 02:52 AM
Nah, roll em in flour, fry em up, throw some syrup on em with some of that fancy sugar and wahlah, you gets french cuisine.

Why the

****

would I want to eat anything french!?!?!

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:53 AM
Shit! Now I know I'm doomed! :doh!:


It's all about the kung pao MEOW....

J Diddy
01-25-2006, 02:53 AM
Why the

****

would I want to eat anything french!?!?!


The meat ain't tough at all.

luv
01-25-2006, 02:53 AM
Why the

****

would I want to eat anything french!?!?!
French fries, french toast, french pussy...you know you like it.

Mecca
01-25-2006, 02:54 AM
Why the

****

would I want to eat anything french!?!?!

Aslong as you bring a razor, it's not that bad.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:55 AM
Why the

****

would I want to eat anything french!?!?!
Pleeeease....




http://www.apluscelebrity.com/images/laetitia_casta10.jpg

KcMizzou
01-25-2006, 02:58 AM
Pleeeease....
Ok, I loooove the frog.

Count Alex's Losses
01-25-2006, 02:58 AM
Did anyone notice the piss-poor photoshop job John Matrix did on the pic with his dog?

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:58 AM
Ok, I loooove the frog.
http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images?p=laetitia+casta&ei=UTF-8&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-US%3Aofficial&fr=moz2

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 02:59 AM
Did anyone notice the piss-poor photoshop job John Matrix did on the pic with his dog?
Nah, we were too busy kicking in his skull.

Mecca
01-25-2006, 03:01 AM
Did anyone notice the piss-poor photoshop job John Matrix did on the pic with his dog?

He's to busy picking up dogshit to be a good photoshopper.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 03:02 AM
He's to busy picking up dogshit to be a good photoshopper.
Man, we should really lay off the girl. She may be an innocent party here.

Count Alex's Losses
01-25-2006, 03:03 AM
haha....nice white out.

Rausch
01-25-2006, 03:03 AM
Ok, I loooove the frog.

YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

:cuss:

KcMizzou
01-25-2006, 03:10 AM
YOU ARE DEAD TO ME!

:cuss:ROFL

Tell me you don't like that frog.

keg in kc
01-25-2006, 03:12 AM
WTF

stumppy
01-25-2006, 03:18 AM
I can't believe the ungrateful bastard didn't mention me in his shitty photoshopped pic.

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2006, 03:26 AM
I'm pretty sure the Herpes bit is played out. It's like "Who Let The Dogs Out" at this point, dude. Please get something new now.Except it was never a hit in the first place.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 03:48 AM
Except it was never a hit in the first place.
Hell, it was the first time I'd heard it.






Or not.

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2006, 03:59 AM
I meant the herpes thing.

Simplex3
01-25-2006, 04:06 AM
I meant the herpes thing.
I know.

huskerdooz
01-25-2006, 05:58 AM
Watching you guys talk shit is like watching 3 monkeys f*cking a chicken.

Like watching yourself in the mirror while your f***ing, do ya?

Fairplay
01-25-2006, 06:16 AM
I can't believe the idiot Matrix came back.

I looked up loser on the internet and his pic holding the bag of sh*t came up. I should have known.

They should have arrested his dad for haveing sex with animals so he wouldn't have been born to live his miserable life.

greg63
01-25-2006, 07:04 AM
Phobia you still haven't neg repped me enough for me to post...keep bringing the 'pain'.


I've seen people figuratively ask for it here on the Planet, but not literally. :shake:

Valiant
01-25-2006, 07:34 AM
I thought you did not care??? What a ****ing tool... Thanks for coming back, and giving me tons of laughs before class... Seriously you took a picture with a girl that has more muscle mass then you??? Ahahaha..

Valiant
01-25-2006, 07:38 AM
haha....nice white out.


I was almost tempted to give you some postive rep for that... Great catch...

Bwana
01-25-2006, 07:56 AM
LMAO............ Nice MELTDOWN!

Dunit35
01-25-2006, 01:56 PM
haha....nice white out.


Thats funny...

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 01:59 PM
this thread is funny. When I first saw this douche I thought immediately John Disanferninand......but he's at least more clever than this fartknocker

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 02:20 PM
I don't know how he'd fit in with da jersey gays

Count Alex's Losses
01-25-2006, 03:36 PM
And KcChiefsman chimes in with an equally horrible photoshop!

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 03:55 PM
And KcChiefsman chimes in with an equally horrible photoshop!


the idea is there! why don't we see you make it better?

KCChiefsMan
01-25-2006, 07:03 PM
.

Halfcan
01-25-2006, 11:36 PM
Did you think the Matrix would give up that easy? Fat chance motherf*ckers


I bet you spent your whole life being a pitiful little creep. Too geeky for sports, to stupid to excel at anything, and too gay to get girls. The highlight of your life is picking up dogshit and spanking your tiny limp penis in your basement wearing your moms old pantyhose that disapeared out of the laundry when you turned 15. You spend your evenings using dog walking as an excuss to peep in old ladies windows and weekends giving tug jobs to truckers under the bathroom stall at waffle house.

One day you will be famous though-either as a child molester that was finanly caught, the guy that got his junk caught in the pool filter hole in the kiddie pool at Oceans of Fun, or the pervert that got a 12 inch candle stuck up his ass and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed. Already you have become a living urban legend-forever people will talk about "The Dogshit Creep"!! So congrats on this high honor and your future fame. Ted Bundy, Manson, Dahmer, Matrix, welcome to the Hall of Fame for Pathetic perverts.

Count Alex's Losses
01-25-2006, 11:50 PM
the idea is there! why don't we see you make it better?

It would be real easy, but I'd like to see you improve yourself.

stumppy
01-26-2006, 05:30 PM
I bet you spent your whole life being a pitiful little creep. Too geeky for sports, to stupid to excel at anything, and too gay to get girls. The highlight of your life is picking up dogshit and spanking your tiny limp penis in your basement wearing your moms old pantyhose that disapeared out of the laundry when you turned 15. You spend your evenings using dog walking as an excuss to peep in old ladies windows and weekends giving tug jobs to truckers under the bathroom stall at waffle house.

One day you will be famous though-either as a child molester that was finanly caught, the guy that got his junk caught in the pool filter hole in the kiddie pool at Oceans of Fun, or the pervert that got a 12 inch candle stuck up his ass and had to go to the emergency room to have it removed. Already you have become a living urban legend-forever people will talk about "The Dogshit Creep"!! So congrats on this high honor and your future fame. Ted Bundy, Manson, Dahmer, Matrix, welcome to the Hall of Fame for Pathetic perverts.


:clap:

Nice.

blueballs
01-03-2009, 12:43 AM
the first random bump of 2009
today's bump word
Matrix

stumppy
01-03-2009, 01:06 AM
I'd forgot all about Howdy Doody and his bag o brains.

Ultra Peanut
01-03-2009, 01:12 AM
It ain't easy bein' white
It ain't easy bein' brown
All this pressure to be bright
I got children all over town!

Ebolapox
01-03-2009, 03:43 PM
ROFL

how the fuck did I miss this thread initially?

Skip Towne
01-03-2009, 04:23 PM
Isn't Matrix Hamas Jenkins' first incarnation?

Bowser
01-03-2009, 05:18 PM
Isn't Matrix Hamas Jenkins' first incarnation?

What makes you think that?

DaFace
01-03-2009, 05:21 PM
Isn't Matrix Hamas Jenkins' first incarnation?

Speaking as a non-mod, I'm pretty sure that's correct. I'm not in the mood to dig through IP logs to confirm it though.

Skip Towne
01-03-2009, 05:22 PM
What makes you think that?

Somebody on here said it was.

Frazod
01-03-2009, 05:25 PM
I'm pretty sure they aren't the same person - I've asked Hamas point blank before and he said no. I think it's just the Kirksville thing that puts that idea in people's heads.

Ebolapox
01-03-2009, 05:39 PM
I don't see any major similarities between matrix and hamas. anything is possible, I guess.

Bill Parcells
01-03-2009, 05:41 PM
I'm pretty sure they aren't the same person - I've asked Hamas point blank before and he said no. I think it's just the Kirksville thing that puts that idea in people's heads.

Matrix sounds like a dumbass. Hamas is a fucking crazy bastard, but he's definitely not dumb.

Sully
01-03-2009, 05:42 PM
I don't see any major similarities between matrix and hamas. anything is possible, I guess.

I don't either...
But if anyone read how I posted 3 years ago at another board I was on, they'd never think it was the same person.

Ebolapox
01-03-2009, 05:46 PM
Speaking as a non-mod, I'm pretty sure that's correct. I'm not in the mood to dig through IP logs to confirm it though.

if ever you decide to investigate, be sure to tell the rest of us. we're curious.

DaFace
01-03-2009, 07:01 PM
if ever you decide to investigate, be sure to tell the rest of us. we're curious.

Here's an IP lookup report for John Matrix. I'll let everyone draw their own conclusions.

XXX.X.XX.XXX [Find More Users with this IP Address]
Black Jack Savage XXX.X.XX.XXX [Find Posts by User] [View Other IP Addresses for this User]
X.XXX.XXX.XXX [Find More Users with this IP Address]
XX.XX.XX.XX [Find More Users with this IP Address]
XX.XX.X.XX [Find More Users with this IP Address]
Black Jack Savage XX.XX.X.XX [Find Posts by User] [View Other IP Addresses for this User]
XX.XX.X.XX [Find More Users with this IP Address]
'Hamas' Jenkins XX.XX.X.XX [Find Posts by User] [View Other IP Addresses for this User]

Bowser
01-03-2009, 07:30 PM
Maybe they just live in the same neighborhood, or something.

Bowser
01-03-2009, 07:51 PM
Heh. I'll be damned.