President Bush is a plant!

[Nightwish]

I have a stunning announcement that my conscience will simply no longer allow me to sit on.

Let me first explain how I know all this. I have worked for 47 years now in Air Force Intelligence, and I am a highly decorated Navy Seal. During the Vietnam Conflict, I served as a double agent living in the household of Hochee Mon, Ho Chi Minh's pokemon companion. While there, I learned a great deal about the future nefarious plans of the North Korean government.

President George W. Bush is a plant. The real George W. Bush is dead. He died in 1984 in a drunk driving accident (his fault). The sitting President's real name is Cho Kim Muhammed Nguyen. His father was a North Vietnamese proconsul to the Ho Chi Minh administration, and his mother was an Iranian goat. Some of his features have been tweaked by cosmetic surgery, to get rid of the horns and some of the Asian features. This, of course, is the reason why the North Koreans and Iranians have been so brazen as of late about their nuclear ambitions.

Please be very cautious about who you share this information with. If it leaks to the press, it could cause great trouble!

[Chiefs Express]

I have a stunning announcement that my conscience will simply no longer allow me to sit on.

Let me first explain how I know all this. I have worked for 47 years now in Air Force Intelligence, and I am a highly decorated Navy Seal. During the Vietnam Conflict, I served as a double agent living in the household of Hochee Mon, Ho Chi Minh's pokemon companion. While there, I learned a great deal about the future nefarious plans of the North Korean government.

President George W. Bush is a plant. The real George W. Bush is dead. He died in 1984 in a drunk driving accident (his fault). The sitting President's real name is Cho Kim Muhammed Nguyen. His father was a North Vietnamese proconsul to the Ho Chi Minh administration, and his mother was an Iranian goat. Some of his features have been tweaked by cosmetic surgery, to get rid of the horns and some of the Asian features. This, of course, is the reason why the North Koreans and Iranians have been so brazen as of late about their nuclear ambitions.

Please be very cautious about who you share this information with. If it leaks to the press, it could cause great trouble!

I've seen dipshits in my day, but you take the cake.

First of all I doubt that you ever had to balls to join any military and you would have never made it through Air Force Boot let alone any of the other services boot camp. The Navy Seals is a totally different situation, you would have never been accepted, they don't take girls.

[memyselfI]

Well that would explain his having the common sense of a Chia pet. :hmmm:

[Pitt Gorilla]

I've seen dipshits in my day, but you take the cake.

First of all I doubt that you ever had to balls to join any military and you would have never made it through Air Force Boot let alone any of the other services boot camp. The Navy Seals is a totally different situation, you would have never been accepted, they don't take girls.Uh, I think it might be a joke. But, hey, feel free to go ahead and make a douche out of yourself.

[Bowser]

I've seen dipshits in my day, but you take the cake.

First of all I doubt that you ever had to balls to join any military and you would have never made it through Air Force Boot let alone any of the other services boot camp. The Navy Seals is a totally different situation, you would have never been accepted, they don't take girls.

You should go on a date with recxjake.

[Nightwish]

Uh, I think it might be a joke. But, hey, feel free to go ahead and make a douche out of yourself.
As if the pokemon line didn't give it away. Funny thing is, CE/Matt Helm/Tom Cash didn't even realize that it was he who was being made fun of (with the claims of military intelligence and access to top secret information). Or ... maybe he did, which is why he got so bent out of shape about this thread!

[jAZ]

I've seen dipshits in my day, but you take the cake.

First of all I doubt that you ever had to balls to join any military and you would have never made it through Air Force Boot let alone any of the other services boot camp. The Navy Seals is a totally different situation, you would have never been accepted, they don't take girls.
ROFL

[Chiefs Express]

As if the pokemon line didn't give it away. Funny thing is, CE/Matt Helm/Tom Cash didn't even realize that it was he who was being made fun of (with the claims of military intelligence and access to top secret information). Or ... maybe he did, which is why he got so bent out of shape about this thread!

You fall into the stupid category. Why do you think the response was as it was? You, no doubt, never had the desire to serve your country because of cowardice or some other quasi political reason. The fact that I served means something to those that I served with and worked with. I don't need your approval.

My experience in the military was mine and not meant for anyone else, the fact that you can't handle your pathetic existance also has no meaning to anyone but you....in other words keep your chicken shit attitude to yourself.

[Chiefs Express]

ROFL

Another coward heard from.

[Chiefs Express]

Uh, I think it might be a joke. But, hey, feel free to go ahead and make a douche out of yourself.

You are not as smart as you might think. The funny part is that not a single one of you have any reason to not believe what was posted on Yahoo, but you don't even attempt to research the probability that the documents are not true copies. Check to see if you can validate their claims, I do not think it's possible.

[Sully]

I miss Area 51.

[Nightwish]

You, no doubt, never had the desire to serve your country because of cowardice or some other quasi political reason.No, that would be recxjake you're thinking of. I served in the Air Force from 1987 until 1993, and was honorably discharged at the end of my term. Try again, chump.
The fact that I served means something to those that I served with and worked with. I don't need your approval.I'm doubtful that you really did serve. If you actually had served, you would be less inclined to tarnish that service by making bullshit grandiose claims about service you likely never performed. Time to quit fantasizing that you're James Bond, and come back to reality.in other words keep your chicken shit attitude to yourself.I'm beginning to see why so many people would rather put you on ignore than listen to you whine and bawl on a daily basis.

[Cochise]

If you actually had served, you would be less inclined to tarnish that service by making bullshit grandiose claims about service you likely never performed. Time to quit fantasizing that you're James Bond, and come back to reality. I'm beginning to see why so many people would rather put you on ignore than listen to you whine and bawl on a daily basis.

I've got Tomcash Express on iggy, but I also had my doubts on whether he was actually in the military or not. I mean, maybe he was or wasn't, but given the pattern of behavior why would you believe it?

[Chiefs Express]

No, that would be recxjake you're thinking of. I served in the Air Force from 1987 until 1993, and was honorably discharged at the end of my term. Try again, chump.
I'm doubtful that you really did serve. If you actually had served, you would be less inclined to tarnish that service by making bullshit grandiose claims about service you likely never performed. Time to quit fantasizing that you're James Bond, and come back to reality.I'm beginning to see why so many people would rather put you on ignore than listen to you whine and bawl on a daily basis.

If you served in the Air Force I will apologize to you.

Whether you believe that I served is of no bother to me. I have a monthly retirement check to augment my income. Your comments basically have no basis of reality, you might get used to that.

Those that put me on ignore are unable to handle getting answers based on life experience and personal opinions. I hope you have more to your being than that. Placing me on ignore just indicates that you turn from any battle, good battles, bad battles or diversionary battles.

[Chiefs Express]

I've got Tomcash Express on iggy, but I also had my doubts on whether he was actually in the military or not. I mean, maybe he was or wasn't, but given the pattern of behavior why would you believe it?

Cochise seems to be in the category of someone that would rather react to a name rather than to answer questions. To bad, once in a while he was able to add to arguments/discussions. Now he will just be joining in with the circle jerk with some of the others.

[Chiefs Express]

I miss Area 51.

Why would you miss Area 51? That is one of your logins.

[jAZ]

Another coward heard from.
ROFL

[Sully]

Did I just get abused by the "I know you are, but what am I" defense?
I'll admit, I left myself wide open on that one.

[Chiefs Express]

Did I just get abused by the "I know you are, but what am I" defense?
I'll admit, I left myself wide open on that one.

I don't think so, but whatever....

and yes, jaz is a coward.

[Braincase]

....in other words keep your chicken shit attitude to yourself.

Does the same go for holier-than-thou, I-am-the-right-hand-of-God "YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL" attitude's, too?

Damn, Tom, if you ever learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be rolling on the floor for days.

[Chiefs Express]

Does the same go for holier-than-thou, I-am-the-right-hand-of-God "YOU WANT ME ON THAT WALL YOU NEED ME ON THAT WALL" attitude's, too?

Damn, Tom, if you ever learn to laugh at yourself, you'll be rolling on the floor for days.

Thanks for adding all of the commentary about what you feel I said. Too bad you are just as FOS as the next guy.

[DenverChief]

I have a stunning announcement that my conscience will simply no longer allow me to sit on.

Let me first explain how I know all this. I have worked for 47 years now in Air Force Intelligence, and I am a highly decorated Navy Seal. During the Vietnam Conflict, I served as a double agent living in the household of Hochee Mon, Ho Chi Minh's pokemon companion. While there, I learned a great deal about the future nefarious plans of the North Korean government.

President George W. Bush is a plant. The real George W. Bush is dead. He died in 1984 in a drunk driving accident (his fault). The sitting President's real name is Cho Kim Muhammed Nguyen. His father was a North Vietnamese proconsul to the Ho Chi Minh administration, and his mother was an Iranian goat. Some of his features have been tweaked by cosmetic surgery, to get rid of the horns and some of the Asian features. This, of course, is the reason why the North Koreans and Iranians have been so brazen as of late about their nuclear ambitions.

Please be very cautious about who you share this information with. If it leaks to the press, it could cause great trouble!


ROFL

[DenverChief]

I've seen dipshits in my day, but you take the cake.

First of all I doubt that you ever had to balls to join any military and you would have never made it through Air Force Boot let alone any of the other services boot camp. The Navy Seals is a totally different situation, you would have never been accepted, they don't take girls.

Oh FFS the DENSE-O-METER is thru the f8ckin roof on this one

[DenverChief]

Uh, I think it might be a joke. But, hey, feel free to go ahead and make a douche out of yourself.


ROFL ROFL

[Braincase]

Thanks for adding all of the commentary about what you feel I said. Too bad you are just as FOS as the next guy.

I may not agree with what you say, but I defend to the death your right to say it. Same goes for any other nut-job, RW or LW.

And yes, Mr. Next Guy, I am just as full of shit as anybody else. Difference is I know what a joke looks like. My goal in life is to find the humor in all things. I don't know what your goal is, but if it's to become a punchline, congrats.

[DenverChief]

Difference is I know what a joke looks like.


You must have shacked up with Ho Li cheet; Ho CheeMon's 3rd cousin to get that kinda sense o humor

[Chiefs Express]

Oh FFS the DENSE-O-METER is thru the f8ckin roof on this one

There is a jail break being planned. You should start working and quit playing on the internet.

[Braincase]

You must have shacked up with Ho Li cheet; Ho CheeMon's 3rd cousin to get that kinda sense o humor

He and I were cellmates. That's how I found out why they call jail "The Pokey".

[DenverChief]

There is a jail break being planned. You should start working and quit playing on the internet.


too bad I'm off duty....get the sand outta yer vagina and quit reacting like a lil bitch....Mother Mary and Joseph....

[DenverChief]

He and I were cellmates. That's how I found out why they call jail "The Pokey".
ROFL

[DenverChief]

President Bush is a pla... 01-31-2006 08:04 AM Chiefs Express I would guess that you are as dumb as you seem.

ROFL

[Chiefs Express]

President Bush is a pla... 01-31-2006 08:04 AM Chiefs Express I would guess that you are as dumb as you seem.

ROFL

At least I didn't just neg rep you and leave it blank.

I guess that you are not the brightest bulb in the box. You're living in Denver.

[Danush]

WTF?