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Stinger
02-07-2006, 09:46 PM
'Banned' Aphrodisiac Soda To Be Sold In Stores
Makers Claim Cherry Soda Will Arouse Drinkers


A new soda promising to sexually arouse the person drinking it will soon be available in stores nationwide, according to a Local 6 News report.

The drink, called Turn On, is made with guarana, ginseng and caffeine.

The soda was banned in France and Denmark, but makers insist it is safe and works as an aphrodisiac.

People who have tested the soda said it tastes like cherry soda.

"We watched a film and then afterwards I felt like my senses were more like turned on, like I could feel more, I felt more on my skin," a tester said.

Doctors have already warned that the drink is not for everyone. Children, pregnant women and people with high blood pressure and diabetes should avoid the drink, according to the report.

A warning label on the can claims, "This beverage will arouse you."

Turn On is sold online for $3.50 a can and will soon be available in stores, the report said.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

LINK (http://www.local6.com/news/6807099/detail.html)

Halfcan
02-07-2006, 09:49 PM
$3.50 a can-buy a freaking Playboy.

4th and Long
02-07-2006, 09:52 PM
I remember the first time I was sexually aroused in her can ...

tk13
02-07-2006, 09:52 PM
Now there's a pick up line. "Hey baby, would you like to climb Mountain Dew?"

Spicy McHaggis
02-07-2006, 09:54 PM
I prefer to crush up X in my dr. pepper.

Dunit35
02-07-2006, 10:12 PM
$3.50 a can-buy a freaking Playboy.


No kidding...a Playboy is what 7.99 or something and could be used a lot longer.

Halfcan
02-07-2006, 10:37 PM
No kidding...a Playboy is what 7.99 or something and could be used a lot longer.

"Used" a lot lot longer- :whackit:

Pants
02-07-2006, 10:58 PM
I prefer to crush up X in my dr. pepper.

ROFL

Dunit35
02-07-2006, 11:01 PM
"Used" a lot lot longer- :whackit:


son of a...I was hoping no one would catch that.

ClevelandChief
02-07-2006, 11:05 PM
i just pour cherry coke on my member and let my girl lick it off

Extra Point
02-08-2006, 06:41 AM
Now there's a pick up line. "Hey baby, would you like to climb Mountain Dew?"
Joke Classic!

sedated
02-08-2006, 07:37 AM
I still prefer a good roofy.


Leaves less doubt

(and unconsiousness is so sexy)

Kerberos
02-08-2006, 07:46 AM
Heh

I've had some pretty good blow jobs from a chick while in the bathroom.

That was some of the BEST sexual arousal in a CAN!


:D


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Wile_E_Coyote
02-08-2006, 08:54 AM
you're wanting to buy it to arouse yourself














:skip:

Frankie
02-08-2006, 08:55 AM
$3.50 a can-buy a freaking Playboy.
ROFL
I suppose the difference is you don't have to pee it away in an hour.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-08-2006, 10:13 AM
Is this legit? That's hilarious. Although who would buy this stuff?

Donger
02-08-2006, 10:16 AM
George Michael would be a fantastic spokesman for this product.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-08-2006, 10:17 AM
George Michael would be a fantastic spokesman for this product.

Not necessarily. Because he didn't need a can of love juice to make his own...