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J Diddy
02-08-2006, 03:40 AM
Phobia, please come back to us....

Fruit Ninja
02-08-2006, 04:14 AM
Why would he do it for free, when he is now getting paid?

Dunit35
02-08-2006, 04:57 AM
He's always on here. What you talking about?

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 05:22 AM
What new people, and WTF does Phobia have to do with anything?

If you people want to ask Phobia for a date, he checks his PMs fairly regularly. You don't really need to start a daily thread for him...

htismaqe
02-08-2006, 07:31 AM
It's all Phobia's fault that he left and now we're gaining new members at the same rate that we did for the 5 years he was here.

sedated
02-08-2006, 07:35 AM
New people suck.

Who needs fresh ideas from an eclectic selection of personalities?

Bugeater
02-08-2006, 07:42 AM
It's all Phobia's fault that he left and now we're gaining new members at the same rate that we did for the 5 years he was here.

And Iowanian is doing his best to run those new members off at the same rate.

jspchief
02-08-2006, 07:47 AM
And Iowanian is doing his best to run those new members off at the same rate.Need a tissue?

QuikSsurfer
02-08-2006, 07:48 AM
And Iowanian is doing his best to run those new members off at the same rate.

here comes the neg rep series.. oh wait urs is invisible... pussy :)

Bugeater
02-08-2006, 07:48 AM
Here's a thought:

ROYC75
02-08-2006, 08:31 AM
n00b's .........











OK, somebody had to say it.

jspchief
02-08-2006, 08:35 AM
Here's a thought:Here's another thought:

Grow a pair.

Seriously, learn to take the heat. This places weeds out the weak ones by giving new guys a hard time. If you make it through that, you'll fit in fine. If it bothers you that much, chances are you'll never like the place.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 08:35 AM
They're stalkers

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 08:41 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 08:43 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.

New blood or die?

Drama queen.

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 08:45 AM
Go eat some viagra, Bob. I'm from a blue state.

milkman
02-08-2006, 08:45 AM
They're stalkers

No they're not.

They are, for the most, too damn stupid to stalk.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 08:45 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.

Hank didn't use that word right either.

Donger
02-08-2006, 08:50 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.

Actually, I'm relatively sure that this place reached a critical mass about a year ago.

Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 09:04 AM
snoopys balls

Brock
02-08-2006, 09:05 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.


Depends on whether the new blood sucks or not. So far it has.

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 09:09 AM
Your responses are exactly what I expected.

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 09:10 AM
And Iowanian is doing his best to run those new members off at the same rate.

Negative.
Iowanian just doesn't like Douchebags....regardless of tenure.

There are far more new posters who never catch any crap from me than do.

You're right...iowanian is Never hospitable to new posters....
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=118816&page=6

MOhillbilly
02-08-2006, 09:14 AM
Your responses are exactly what I expected.

haha-better you than me.

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 09:15 AM
With 25K plus posts you should feel some sense of wanting to protect your precious Planet.

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 09:17 AM
Protect it from what...douchbaggary?

IMO...anyone who has been on the planet, through an entire football season and 500 posts loses the "somebody is being mean to me for no reason other than being new" excuse. waaaaah.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 09:17 AM
I should think so.

So kill the nobs, babe!

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 09:19 AM
Protect it from what...douchbaggary?

If that's what you want to call it, so be it.

4th and Long
02-08-2006, 09:20 AM
I should think so.

So kill the nobs, babe!
nobs?

Paging Dr. Freud. Dr. Freud, to the ER, STAT.

milkman
02-08-2006, 09:20 AM
I should think so.

So kill the nobs, babe!

Why?
Nobs need love, too.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 09:22 AM
ChiefsPlanet has a great deal of traffic. The reactions you see are some of the veterans doing some hazing. It's their way of thinning the herd. Yeah, they run some people off - but then they usually don't have people who have been accepted into the community morphing into Tom Cash at a later date. It's harsh but it seems to work.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 09:22 AM
If that's what you want to call it, so be it.

Matriculate yourself to a dominant position and get off the floor, puss.

KCTitus
02-08-2006, 09:25 AM
Here's a tip, and this doesnt necessarily apply to just football BB's, but if you've just registered and in your first 20 posts make some comments about how the site you just registered at isnt very good and that another site you frequent is better -- You're going to get a reaction from some of the regulars.

The new kid at school doesnt win a whole lot of friends at his new school talking the school down.

Bwana
02-08-2006, 09:30 AM
And Iowanian is doing his best to run those new members off at the same rate.
Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease. The drama is getting thick around here.

Sully
02-08-2006, 09:30 AM
I've been here for a relatively short time...
When I posted funny, or useful stuff, not a word was said.
When I was a douchebag, confrontational or didn't back up my thoughts... I caught shit.

That is all.

Donger
02-08-2006, 09:32 AM
I've been here for a relatively short time...
When I posted funny, or useful stuff, not a word was said.
When I was a douchebag, confrontational or didn't back up my thoughts... I caught shit.

That is all.

Perhaps it wasn't funny or useful?

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 09:35 AM
And Iowanian is doing his best to run those new members off at the same rate.
Well, apparently his best just isn't f*cking good enough.

Bwana
02-08-2006, 09:37 AM
Well, apparently his best just isn't f*cking good enough.
Exactly ROFL

Sully
02-08-2006, 09:37 AM
Perhaps it wasn't funny or useful?
Re-reading what I typed, it may have looked like I was complaining. I wasn't.
What I meant was that I seemed to fit in when i did those things, but when I was confrontational, that's when the crap would start. The whole "noob" thing never really bit me in the ass was the point I was trying to make.

epitome1170
02-08-2006, 09:38 AM
Here's another thought:

Grow a pair.

Seriously, learn to take the heat. This places weeds out the weak ones by giving new guys a hard time. If you make it through that, you'll fit in fine. If it bothers you that much, chances are you'll never like the place.

Amen to that! Just in the few posts that I have, I have taken some crap from me, some deserving... some not. Regardless, if you cannot take some heat from people online, then you do not need to be talking on a thread.

ChiefButthurt
02-08-2006, 09:39 AM
I'm not offended that some may not welcome the "noobs". Anywhere you go in life you gotta earn respect. This place is no different. I will say, I'm cautious on my posts due to public ridicule. The veterans post freely and don't really care what most say. Those veterans have earned some respect by posting sensible topics in the past.

Nevertheless, I enjoy talking about the Chiefs and various other nonsense from time to time.

pikesome
02-08-2006, 09:39 AM
Maybe I'm haven't F'ed up yet (see low post count), but I've got nothing but positive responses so far. Some of the discussions I've participated in have been hijacked by terrorists and turned in to poop threads but that ain't my fault. The atmosphere here is just like sitting around with friends, opinionated but still friends, talking about the Chiefs most of the time. Just with less poop jokes (you've got to know my friends).

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 09:40 AM
hijacked by terrorists and turned in to poop threads

Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! We are NOT terrorists.

We're poop freedom fighters.

Bwana
02-08-2006, 09:41 AM
Amen to that! Just in the few posts that I have, I have taken some crap from me, some deserving... some not. Regardless, if you cannot take some heat from people online, then you do not need to be talking on a thread.

This guy gets it............rep.

Woodrow Call
02-08-2006, 09:43 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.
ROFL That might be the funniest post I have ever read.

nychief
02-08-2006, 09:43 AM
Look people, Phobia is a JOURNALIST, okay? Get over it. He may run a carpet cleaning business and spend all his time managing a message board - much to his wife's distain. But he is a JOURNALIST, he has a PRESS PASS. So no amount of crying or carpet fresh will make that fact go away. That bird has flown the coup.

vailpass
02-08-2006, 09:45 AM
Need a tissue?

Or a tampon?

Donger
02-08-2006, 09:46 AM
but when I was confrontational, that's when the crap would start.

What else would you expect?

milkman
02-08-2006, 09:49 AM
Maybe I'm haven't F'ed up yet (see low post count), but I've got nothing but positive responses so far. Some of the discussions I've participated in have been hijacked by terrorists and turned in to poop threads but that ain't my fault. The atmosphere here is just like sitting around with friends, opinionated but still friends, talking about the Chiefs most of the time. Just with less poop jokes (you've got to know my friends).

STFU n00b!

Sully
02-08-2006, 09:49 AM
What else would you expect?
lol. That's the point I am making.
I am responding, as a relative noob, to the fact that you don't catch nearly as much crap for being a noob as for being a douche, in my personal experience.
Do you ever feel you aren't speaking the same language as everyone else?

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 09:51 AM
Do you ever feel you aren't speaking the same language as everyone else?

Como?

KC Dan
02-08-2006, 09:52 AM
Homo?
There I fixed it for you.

Sully
02-08-2006, 09:53 AM
Now Baxter, you know I don't speak Spanish.

Donger
02-08-2006, 09:53 AM
Do you ever feel you aren't speaking the same language as everyone else?

No.

pikesome
02-08-2006, 09:53 AM
STFU n00b!

Are you trying to run me off?!?! Where's my tissue. :sulk:

Phobia
02-08-2006, 09:54 AM
Look people, Phobia is a JOURNALIST, okay? Get over it. He may run a carpet cleaning business and spend all his time managing a message board - much to his wife's distain. But he is a JOURNALIST, he has a PRESS PASS. So no amount of crying or carpet fresh will make that fact go away. That bird has flown the coup.
I'm an amateur. To suggest that I've paid my dues and know enough to be considered a "journalist" is insulting to actual journalists.

Maybe one day I'll learn enough to fit in with the actual journalists, but until then I'm just a fortunate football fan.

SnakeXJones
02-08-2006, 09:57 AM
I'm an amateur. To suggest that I've paid my dues and know enough to be considered a "journalist" is insulting to actual journalists.

Maybe one day I'll learn enough to fit in with the actual journalists, but until then I'm just a fortunate football fan.

Atleast you will be better than someone named "Whitlock"

Phobia
02-08-2006, 09:59 AM
Whitlock is a very good writer. He is also good at pissing people off.

the Talking Can
02-08-2006, 10:00 AM
Some of the discussions I've participated in have been hijacked by terrorists and turned in to poop threads but that ain't my fault.

it never is, is it?

Katipan
02-08-2006, 10:01 AM
Whitlock is a very good writer. He is also good at pissing people off.

Well hell, if that's all it takes. You're a journalist, babe.

pikesome
02-08-2006, 10:04 AM
it never is, is it?

I don't think I've brought up poop here, I keep those discussions on their own board.

htismaqe
02-08-2006, 10:30 AM
With 25K plus posts you should feel some sense of wanting to protect your precious Planet.

Your feelings hurt, JD?

htismaqe
02-08-2006, 10:33 AM
New blood or wither and die? Your choice Planet.

You can bash away on me, I find it hilarious, however, not every noob can take the heat. They will just matriculate onward to another chiefs board.

That's too bad for them. They're trading in for a lesser experience, just because they can't handle a little razzing...

chefsos
02-08-2006, 10:41 AM
Hell, I guess I'll wade in here. This is the first BB I've ever been on. I registered last summer, lurked for a while before then and checked out some of the the Hall of Classics and Romper Room threads while doing so. It gave me a pretty good idea of the pulse of this place before I jumped in and posted.

I may just regret saying this, but I've never gotten a neg rep or felt I was being run off in any way, and only neg repped one of those Charger trolls in December. Even Skip only winged me once on the board, and I think it was a semi-serious effort anyway. I've tried to avoid being a dumbass and as a result have probably been pretty invisible, but that's OK with me. I don't need the attention. I revel in my n00b status, but I still can laugh at some of the dumb shit n00bs can do.

Since I started here, I've joined other various boards, and discovered then just how unique the Planet really is. I love this place, though I'm a go along to get along kind of guy, which probably puts me out of place here. I'm not nearly sharp enough to hang with some of the battles that go on here so I only pop in when I think I've got something to say, but I love it anyway. That's probably not healthy, but so be it.

Wow, I just re-read this and it sounds like the scribblings of a suck-up. Good time to stop.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 10:44 AM
I knew I should have banned chefsos when I had the chance.

foxman
02-08-2006, 10:48 AM
I frequent 7 message boards of various topics and this might be.....not I am pretty sure it is the most useless thread I have taken the time to read. Thanks for waisting the last 15 minutes of my life.

If you don't like this board then go away, not many would notice eitherway.....really.

Dartgod
02-08-2006, 10:52 AM
Those veterans have earned some respect by posting sensible topics in the past.
Pshaw. I dare you to find one sensible post from me.

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 10:53 AM
If the newer posters would watch objectively, you'd see that the regulars heap an enormous amount of grief on one another, disagree, bicker and call each other names. The difference is thick skin, and knowing that in a different topic, in a different discussion you can agree.....tomorrow is almost always a new day here....unless you reach a highly noticable level of hrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I like new posters as it helps keep the board fresh. What I won't do, is stand by quietly and watch a new poster make a bunch of stupid threads, wild speculation, Nintendo wish lists, or attack a respected regular or friend without throwing a little cr@p at the new dancing monkey.

I'll wager that the majority of the people who catch alot of grief here....also do in real life, or are keyboard commandos here.

Even some of the most notoriously bashed posters here (see history of gochiefs the meatpeeker) can alter posting style, mature or whatever....and fit in.

There is a place for everyone here, with thick enough skin to hang. If someone is giving you shit....give it back or rethink your arguement.

Jilly
02-08-2006, 10:54 AM
y'all have been nice to me, for the most part, even when I've said something stupid. So thanks!

chefsos
02-08-2006, 10:54 AM
I knew I should have banned chefsos when I had the chance.
Ha! I'm really Black Jack Savage.

foxman
02-08-2006, 10:56 AM
You had the Right to Remain Silent.
Anything you have said, can and will
be used against you in a further post
on this website.

Shouldnt that be Future post?



Just sayin

Katipan
02-08-2006, 10:57 AM
If the newer posters would watch objectively, you'd see that the regulars heap an enormous amount of grief on one another, disagree, bicker and call each other names. The difference is thick skin, and knowing that in a different topic, in a different discussion you can agree.....tomorrow is almost always a new day here....unless you reach a highly noticable level of hrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I like new posters as it helps keep the board fresh. What I won't do, is stand by quietly and watch a new poster make a bunch of stupid threads, wild speculation, Nintendo wish lists, or attack a respected regular or friend without throwing a little cr@p at the new dancing monkey.

I'll wager that the majority of the people who catch alot of grief here....also do in real life, or are keyboard commandos here.

Even some of the most notoriously bashed posters here (see history of gochiefs the meatpeeker) can alter posting style, mature or whatever....and fit in.

There is a place for everyone here, with thick enough skin to hang. If someone is giving you shit....give it back or rethink your arguement.


jerk

foxman
02-08-2006, 10:57 AM
Also you could have elaborated, like you Had the right to remain silent but you lost that right when you opened your mouth and now I will never let you live it down by using your words in future posts.....

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 10:59 AM
I'm an amateur. To suggest that I've paid my dues and know enough to be considered a "journalist" is insulting to actual journalists.

Maybe one day I'll learn enough to fit in with the actual journalists, but until then I'm just a fortunate football fan.

...with strangely large and sadly misshapen melon.

Why is it that you always leave out the important part?

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 10:59 AM
If the newer posters would watch objectively, you'd see that the regulars heap an enormous amount of grief on one another, disagree, bicker and call each other names. The difference is thick skin, and knowing that in a different topic, in a different discussion you can agree.....tomorrow is almost always a new day here....unless you reach a highly noticable level of hrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

I like new posters as it helps keep the board fresh. What I won't do, is stand by quietly and watch a new poster make a bunch of stupid threads, wild speculation, Nintendo wish lists, or attack a respected regular or friend without throwing a little cr@p at the new dancing monkey.

I'll wager that the majority of the people who catch alot of grief here....also do in real life, or are keyboard commandos here.

Even some of the most notoriously bashed posters here (see history of gochiefs the meatpeeker) can alter posting style, mature or whatever....and fit in.

There is a place for everyone here, with thick enough skin to hang. If someone is giving you shit....give it back or rethink your arguement.


That should be the disclaimer you have to agree to sign up for the Planet. I'll agree to the terms of use, douchebags. ROFL

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 11:01 AM
...with strangely large and sadly misshapen melon.

Why is it that you always leave out the important part?


That's ripe, Bob Dole crackin' on others melons. Pop some blue pills, Robert, and hope for the best.

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 11:02 AM
now thats just hurtful and uncalled for, as there is no
need to be so mean.

You're right.

Shouldnt that be Future post?



Just sayin

KCTitus
02-08-2006, 11:02 AM
Also you could have elaborated, like you Had the right to remain silent but you lost that right when you opened your mouth and now I will never let you live it down by using your words in future posts.....

It's something like that... :titus:

Mr. Laz
02-08-2006, 11:06 AM
Welcome all Noobs ... hope you can take the heat

Phobia
02-08-2006, 11:07 AM
...with strangely large and sadly misshapen melon.

Why is it that you always leave out the important part?

I'll thank you to be nice to me in the future or risk my departure from this site to greener pastures.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:09 AM
Whoa, whoa, WHOA!! We are NOT terrorists.

We're poop freedom fighters.


Nice.

Immaculate
02-08-2006, 11:11 AM
Yo.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:13 AM
No.


I don't know how you couldn't feel like you aren't speaking a whole other language around here. You come here from a foriegn country and instead of learning our language you keep posting in English. I can hardly understand what you are typing most of the time.

Donger
02-08-2006, 11:15 AM
I don't know how you couldn't feel like you aren't speaking a whole other language around here. You come here from a foriegn country and instead of learning our language you keep posting in English. I can hardly understand what you are typing most of the time.

It's my accent.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 11:17 AM
since I'm new and unsure of how this works, can I change my name to BooBooKittyF@ck??

seriously though, most people seem nice here, even when I have observed the proverbial reaming of another poster, it still seems to be with a good sense of humor.

oh and I forgot who it was, but they have a bunny for an avatar, You took my n00b comment under my name. but thats ok, sharing is caring.


Edit: To right the wrongs of the spelling demons, of which Mer was kind enough to point out.

Brock
02-08-2006, 11:17 AM
since I'm new and unsure of how this works, can I change my name to BooBooKittyF@ck??

You don't want to joke about that.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 11:19 AM
You don't want to joke about that.

heh, did I miss something?

or someone?

Katipan
02-08-2006, 11:21 AM
I dunno about someone that can spell proverbial but butchers sharing is caring.

Mr. Laz
02-08-2006, 11:21 AM
heh, did I miss something?

or someone?

getting Rep and changing names are 2 subjects that usually end up backfiring on the poster. :p

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:22 AM
It's my accent.


Be a good chap and work on that, will you.

Donger
02-08-2006, 11:26 AM
Be a good chap and work on that, will you.

No. It helps me pick up chicks.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 11:28 AM
getting Rep and changing names are 2 subjects that usually end up backfiring on the poster. :p


Ahh, I see, well it really was a joke. But I will mind the advice.



I dunno about someone that can spell proverbial but butchers sharing is caring.

apparently I have a selective spelling disorder.

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 11:29 AM
That's ripe, Bob Dole crackin' on others melons. Pop some blue pills, Robert, and hope for the best.

You're thinking WAY outside the box with that one, aren't you Takeitfrombehindboy?

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:31 AM
No. It helps me pick up chicks.


I'm curious, do American accents work for men in Britian the way British accents work for men over here?

milkman
02-08-2006, 11:33 AM
Pshaw. I dare you to find one sensible post from me.

Pshaw.
Who said anyone had any respect for you ? :p

pikesome
02-08-2006, 11:34 AM
I'm curious, do American accents work for men in Britian the way British accents work for men over here?

I don't know about the UK, but Americans do pretty well in Australia. The seem to be buyin' what we're sellin'.

Donger
02-08-2006, 11:35 AM
I'm curious, do American accents work for men in Britian the way British accents work for men over here?

Yes. Except over there, it's called "slumming."

luv
02-08-2006, 11:35 AM
I'm curious, do American accents work for men in Britian the way British accents work for men over here?
Highly doubtful.

Mr. Laz
02-08-2006, 11:36 AM
Ahh, I see, well it really was a joke. But I will mind the advice.

apparently I have a selective spelling disorder.

http://img209.exs.cx/img209/7679/picture0389lq.jpg

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 11:36 AM
I'm curious, do American accents work for men in Britian the way British accents work for men over here?

In your case, it would be difficult for it to work any worse than it does at home.

Donger
02-08-2006, 11:38 AM
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/7679/picture0389lq.jpg

See? Noobs get all the luck. I've repeatedly asked to have my named changed to "HornyAlpaca" with no results.

luv
02-08-2006, 11:38 AM
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/7679/picture0389lq.jpg
I thought the picture of a sexy chick in bra and panties would have made him immune to such teasing. :shrug:

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:39 AM
I love this board.

Mr. Laz
02-08-2006, 11:39 AM
I thought the picture of a sexy chick in bra and panties would have made him immune to such teasing. :shrug:

nah, the girl is too fat to earn such immunity

foxman
02-08-2006, 11:40 AM
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/7679/picture0389lq.jpg



ROFL

luv
02-08-2006, 11:41 AM
nah, the girl is too fat to earn such immunity
ROFL

True, You can't see enough of her ribs. :p

sedated
02-08-2006, 11:41 AM
I'm curious, do American accents work for men in Britian the way British accents work for men over here?


the accent makes no difference, but not having wooden teeth helps

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:42 AM
In your case, it would be difficult for it to work any worse than it does at home.


Touché. nlm

Seek
02-08-2006, 11:43 AM
I'm an amateur. To suggest that I've paid my dues and know enough to be considered a "journalist" is insulting to actual journalists.

Maybe one day I'll learn enough to fit in with the actual journalists, but until then I'm just a fortunate football fan.

I think half of the actual journalist already in KC isa insulting. You can't do any worse.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 11:44 AM
http://img209.exs.cx/img209/7679/picture0389lq.jpg

Thank you for illustrating the point clearly. May I have my original Kaplin42 back please. There could be a beer involved for ya.

luv
02-08-2006, 11:45 AM
Touché. nlm
You could flash them pearly whites and talk with a slightly southern draw. Might not help, but it couldn't hurt. Only slight though. It's good if they can still understand you. And I don't mean southern as in Arkansas.

KCTitus
02-08-2006, 11:45 AM
LOL...

luv
02-08-2006, 11:45 AM
Thank you for illustrating the point clearly. May I have my original Kaplin42 back please. There could be a beer involved for ya.
Bribery! Usually very effective.

sedated
02-08-2006, 11:47 AM
ah, I remember when I still had under 100 posts and got non-stop sh!t.


2 jobs and 3 girlfriends later, I'm the thick-skinned vet you see today



(suck it up, pansies)

greg63
02-08-2006, 11:50 AM
There will always be n00bs.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 11:51 AM
Thank you for illustrating the point clearly. May I have my original Kaplin42 back please. There could be a beer involved for ya.
I'm surprised the beer bribe didn't catch on more when it mattered. I only got bribed with beer (on which I collected) once. It was worth it.

milkman
02-08-2006, 11:52 AM
ah, I remember when I still had under 100 posts and got non-stop sh!t.


2 jobs and 3 girlfriends later, I'm the thick-skinned vet you see today



(suck it up, pansies)

Are you joking?

Thick skinned? I don't know.
Maybe thick headed is a more apt description.

And you're still a useless ****in' n00b!

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 11:52 AM
I'm surprised the beer bribe didn't catch on more when it mattered. I only got bribed with beer (on which I collected) once. It was worth it.
I'd start negotiating with the guy, but some jackass ****ed up my account.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 11:53 AM
See? Noobs get all the luck. I've repeatedly asked to have my named changed to "HornyAlpaca" with no results.

I'd like to add my name to this petition.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 11:53 AM
ah, I remember when I still had under 100 posts and got non-stop sh!t.


2 jobs and 3 girlfriends later, I'm the thick-skinned vet you see today



(suck it up, pansies)

We were certain you would have left earlier. Don't worry, we haven't given up hope yet.

FWIW, you're still a noob until you can see the private "Veteran" forum. But, it's an uber-secret place. Nobody speaks of it, thems the rules. When it appears in your forum listing you've officially been accepted into the club.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 11:54 AM
Dammit, END.

FREAK.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 11:54 AM
I'd start negotiating with the guy, but some jackass ****ed up my account.


You never got that fixed? That's funny.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 11:54 AM
I'd start negotiating with the guy, but some jackass ****ed up my account.

You should post an "I'm leaving" thread.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 11:55 AM
Dammit, END.

FREAK.
What'd I do now?

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 11:56 AM
You never got that fixed? That's funny.
Even after it does get fixed, I'm gonna keep claiming it's not. Then I can just push all the mod abuse off on the other guys.

Or... maybe it's been fixed for months. Who knows.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 11:57 AM
You should post an "I'm leaving" thread.
Yeah... like I've got somewhere to go.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 11:57 AM
What'd I do now?

sigh.

nothing.

Skip Towne
02-08-2006, 11:57 AM
I knew I should have banned chefsos when I had the chance.
To say nothing of my poor marksmanship.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 11:57 AM
sigh.

nothing.
:)
smooch

Phobia
02-08-2006, 11:58 AM
Yeah... like I've got somewhere to go.

Nick is sure to get sick of me sooner or later. Maybe I can put in a word for you.

Dunit35
02-08-2006, 11:58 AM
1. NOOB

Shortened form of "newbie," the most hilarious insult ever invented, in which a person who uses a computer game too much is ridiculing one who does not, for being "new" at the game, which of course they once were. Generally speaking, the speaker of this "insult" is one who should be on the receiving end of most insults.

(A good deal of this definition is opinionated, given. But the definition still resides within.)

2. NOOB

1. A person online who is new and/or unfamiliar with the environment.
1a. A "newbie".

2. A person who acts like they know everything (see also, n00b).

3. NOOB

Noob is meant as an offensive term towards someone who is not nessicarily new, and quite often is directed at someone that is |somewhat| experienced but at the same time stupid/disruptive and/or totally incapable of learning.
A noob is almost always someone who thinks they're cool but obviously aren't

4. NOOB

Noob (new*oob) adj.
1. A person who is new and or inexperienced to an environment, situation, or game, but doesn't admit it. This person also carries the belief that they are experienced / skilled in that environment, when reality proves otherwise.
2. A person who continually fails and does not learn from their mistakes, and repeats the process.
3. A person who isn't all "there" but doesn't realize it.

luv
02-08-2006, 11:59 AM
We were certain you would have left earlier. Don't worry, we haven't given up hope yet.

FWIW, you're still a noob until you can see the private "Veteran" forum. But, it's an uber-secret place. Nobody speaks of it, thems the rules. When it appears in your forum listing you've officially been accepted into the club.
You just broke the rule by talking about it. They're gonna ban you, for sure.

Donger
02-08-2006, 11:59 AM
nothing.

She's lying!

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 11:59 AM
Nick is sure to get sick of me sooner or later. Maybe I can put in a word for you.
How much does that gig pay?

Mr. Laz
02-08-2006, 11:59 AM
:)
smooch

oh gaaaaah!


:Lin:

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 12:00 PM
Even after it does get fixed, I'm gonna keep claiming it's not. Then I can just push all the mod abuse off on the other guys.

Or... maybe it's been fixed for months. Who knows.


A clever ploy. Mer think it up for you?

milkman
02-08-2006, 12:00 PM
Yeah... like I've got somewhere to go.

Nobody said you had to actually leave.
I mean how many people here still have posted an "I'm leaving forever" thread, only to be back like 10 minutes later.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 12:00 PM
She's lying!
How could you suggest such a thing?

Katipan
02-08-2006, 12:00 PM
Nick is sure to get sick of me sooner or later. Maybe I can put in a word for you.

**** that. It's bad enough he's higher on the Internet heirarchy than I am. I'd kill myself if he got more power.

Skip Towne
02-08-2006, 12:00 PM
y'all have been nice to me, for the most part, even when I've said something stupid. So thanks!
It's because we like tits that you flew under the radar.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 12:01 PM
A clever ploy. Mer think it up for you?
I'd like to think of it as a team effort.

Donger
02-08-2006, 12:01 PM
How could you suggest such a thing?

Cuz, see, whenever they say that, they mean the exact opposite.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 12:01 PM
Nobody said you had to actually leave.
I mean how many people here still have posted an "I'm leaving forever" thread, only to be back like 10 minutes later.

Yeah! **** I'm leaving forever threads!

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 12:02 PM
Thank you for illustrating the point clearly. May I have my original Kaplin42 back please. There could be a beer involved for ya.

A beer?

Good lord...you ARE still wet behind the ears.

milkman
02-08-2006, 12:02 PM
A clever ploy. Mer think it up for you?

No doubt.
Someone had to.

sedated
02-08-2006, 12:02 PM
Are you joking?

Thick skinned? I don't know.
Maybe thick headed is a more apt description.

And you're still a useless ****in' n00b!


most men say thick headed, women prefer thick-d!cked.

ain't much for length, though

its like a f*ckin hockey puck

luv
02-08-2006, 12:03 PM
most men say thick headed, women prefer thick-d!cked.

ain't much for length, though

its like a f*ckin hockey puck
Just give up while you're behind.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 12:03 PM
I'd like to think of it as a team effort.


I would to, were I you.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Cuz, see, whenever they say that, they mean the exact opposite.

You think you know women.

milkman
02-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Yeah! **** I'm leaving forever threads!

I just love it when you say "****".

sedated
02-08-2006, 12:04 PM
Yeah... like I've got somewhere to go.


liquor store?

dealers house?

strip club?

gay bar?

the possibilities are endless

Donger
02-08-2006, 12:06 PM
You think you know women.

As much as they'll let me.

milkman
02-08-2006, 12:06 PM
most men say thick headed, women prefer thick-d!cked.

ain't much for length, though

its like a f*ckin hockey puck

It sounds like you're trying to tell us you're a dickhead with the brains of a hockey puck.

Trust me.
No one is surprised.

Skip Towne
02-08-2006, 12:09 PM
We were certain you would have left earlier. Don't worry, we haven't given up hope yet.

FWIW, you're still a noob until you can see the private "Veteran" forum. But, it's an uber-secret place. Nobody speaks of it, thems the rules. When it appears in your forum listing you've officially been accepted into the club.
Uh-oh!

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 12:10 PM
As much as they'll let me.


Did you hear about the guy that finally figured out women?



He died laughing before he could tell anyone.

Donger
02-08-2006, 12:12 PM
Did you hear about the guy that finally figured out women?



He died laughing before he could tell anyone.

ROFL

They need three things:

1. Food
2. Water
3. Compliments


And an occasional pair of shoes.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 12:14 PM
A beer?

Good lord...you ARE still wet behind the ears.

Not so much as wet behind the ears, as more of a greedy bastard with my BEER. which means, no beer for you!!!

sedated
02-08-2006, 12:14 PM
We were certain you would have left earlier. Don't worry, we haven't given up hope yet.

FWIW, you're still a noob until you can see the private "Veteran" forum. But, it's an uber-secret place. Nobody speaks of it, thems the rules. When it appears in your forum listing you've officially been accepted into the club.


the first rule of veterans forum...

Skip Towne
02-08-2006, 12:17 PM
I liked being a n00b. When I f*cked up I'd just say "What did you expect? I'm a n00b". I blamed everything on my n00bism.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 12:17 PM
ROFL

They need three things:

1. Food
2. Water
3. Compliments


And an occasional pair of shoes.


And not neccessarily in that order.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 12:18 PM
Not so much as wet behind the ears, as more of a greedy bastard with my BEER. which means, no beer for you!!!


Which is a grave error as he could very easily switch your name back.

sedated
02-08-2006, 12:18 PM
I liked being a n00b. When I f*cked up I'd just say "What did you expect? I'm a n00b". I blamed everything on my n00bism.


what do you blame it on now?

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 12:20 PM
what do you blame it on now?


Senility.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Which is a grave error as he could very easily switch your name back.


It appears that I am fighting a losing battle here. Alright I will offer a beer and my younger (mid 20's) brother to you as a house slave to change my name back. After that I really dont have much to give.

Skip Towne
02-08-2006, 12:29 PM
I think FAX was the best n00b evar. He wrote limericks for us and generally kept us entertained. Once, he threatened to organize the n00bs into a viable force and overthrow the Planet heirarchy.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 12:30 PM
It appears that I am fighting a losing battle here. Alright I will offer a beer and my younger (mid 20's) brother to you as a house slave to change my name back. After that I really dont have much to give.
You'd have better luck offering your mid-20's sister.

chefsos
02-08-2006, 12:38 PM
To say nothing of my poor marksmanship.
I've still got the scar. Chicks would dig it, if I could talk 'em into looking for it.

kindra68
02-08-2006, 12:45 PM
May I suggest pie?

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 12:48 PM
You'd have better luck offering your mid-20's sister.


If I had one, would definately be willing to offer her up, if at least for the friends and family rate. But I dont have one. Unless someone wants to loan me theirs so that I can offer her up.

Donger
02-08-2006, 12:49 PM
If I had one, would definately be willing to offer her up, if at least for the family rate.

It's probably a good thing that you don't.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-08-2006, 12:50 PM
It appears that I am fighting a losing battle here. Alright I will offer a beer and my younger (mid 20's) brother to you as a house slave to change my name back. After that I really dont have much to give.

nice name and avy

milkman
02-08-2006, 12:53 PM
It's probably a good thing that you don't.

In this particular instance, it's too bad for BBKF that meetpeeker isn't a mod.
That offer of the brother would undoubtably be enticing to him.

kaplin42
02-08-2006, 12:53 PM
nice name and avy


Thanks for the compliment on the Avatar. Should you get bored of it, I have plenty of others.

as for the name, well at least the movie was funny that I got the idea from. and I guess there could be worse names that I could think of, but wont mention out of the assumption that my name will be changed to one of those instead.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-08-2006, 12:58 PM
Thanks for the compliment on the Avatar. Should you get bored of it, I have plenty of others.

as for the name, well at least the movie was funny that I got the idea from. and I guess there could be worse names that I could think of, but wont mention out of the assumption that my name will be changed to one of those instead.

ROFL

Thankfully, my name hasn't been changed to any of the words or names I've said on this site.

sedated
02-08-2006, 01:02 PM
Thanks for the compliment on the Avatar. Should you get bored of it, I have plenty of others.

as for the name, well at least the movie was funny that I got the idea from. and I guess there could be worse names that I could think of, but wont mention out of the assumption that my name will be changed to one of those instead.


feel free to visit the Girlie Pics thread in the Pictures forum, and share your protein-stained collection of lovely ladies.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 01:08 PM
ROFL

Thankfully, my name hasn't been changed to any of the words or names I've said on this site.

You're lucky I have no powers. I'd change it to Pantsless Cody and then tommykat would finally know who you were. Heh.

Chiefs Pantalones
02-08-2006, 01:16 PM
You're lucky I have no powers. I'd change it to Pantsless Cody and then tommykat would finally know who you were. Heh.

ROFL

She kept PMing me about that. I purposely wouldn't respond to keep her in the dark.

Bob Dole
02-08-2006, 01:36 PM
May I suggest pie?

Speaking of b00...er, n00bs.

Jilly
02-08-2006, 01:44 PM
It's because we like tits that you flew under the radar.

I guess that's not how Mer got by when she was a noob, huh?

Jilly
02-08-2006, 01:45 PM
I'm sorry, Mer, it was just there.

Katipan
02-08-2006, 01:47 PM
Nah. They liked my wit.

Someday they'll like yours too.

Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 02:28 PM
I think FAX was the best n00b evar. He wrote limericks for us and generally kept us entertained. Once, he threatened to organize the n00bs into a viable force and overthrow the Planet heirarchy.That's when we had him killed and replaced by an android that does our bidding; like with Hugo Chavez.

I mean NEVERMIND><>>>>>>>

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 02:33 PM
Fax took his ball and left for a while......and came back stronger and better for the wear.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 02:33 PM
All because of that mean midget, Brando. Who has been MIA himself for some time now.

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 02:34 PM
I think faxed Killed him, and only returned when he'd finished the Brando Chili.

ENDelt260
02-08-2006, 02:35 PM
I think faxed Killed him, and only returned when he'd finished the Brando Chili.
We may never know. It's not like his fiancee will be out looking for him or anything.

Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 02:37 PM
There once was a newbie called FAX
Who had all the other newbs' backs
We then killed him dead
With an android in his stead
So the Planet's bigwigs could relax

Iowanian
02-08-2006, 02:37 PM
She's very worried. She'd like to look, but she's been pretty busy smoking the peace pipe and gorging on Zannex and Ringdings. Besides, its raining. she'll start looking in 3-4 more days.

ChiefButthurt
02-08-2006, 05:14 PM
nah, the girl is too fat to earn such immunity


No disrespect LAZ, but are you ****ing nuts.

Sfeihc
02-08-2006, 05:30 PM
You're thinking WAY outside the box with that one, aren't you Takeitfrombehindboy?


Is that all you've got? You're Bob Dole, if anyone knows who takesitfrombehindboy is it would be you after all the poor SOB was going to be the Secretary of Your Posteriors Interior if you could have pulled off the election. Sfeihc thinks perhaps you run your best smack in the third person.

Mr. Laz
02-08-2006, 05:35 PM
No disrespect LAZ, but are you ****ing nuts.
ya... i mean how could calling someone ****ing nuts be considered disrespectful.


ROFL

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 05:37 PM
ya... i mean how could calling someone ****ing nuts be considered disrespectful.


ROFL


Because it was directed towards you.

Raiderhader
02-08-2006, 05:38 PM
Is that all you've got? You're Bob Dole, if anyone knows who takesitfrombehindboy is it would be you after all the poor SOB was going to be the Secretary of Your Posteriors Interior if you could have pulled off the election. Sfeihc thinks perhaps you run your best smack in the third person.


You couldn't be more wrong.

Phobia
02-08-2006, 05:52 PM
No disrespect LAZ, but are you ****ing nuts.

You don't have to say "no disrespect" to Laz. He's our retarded tin-foil hat wearer.

Ultra Peanut
02-08-2006, 05:55 PM
OKAY

Mosbonian
02-08-2006, 11:45 PM
Sometimes I think there should be a Veteran's Committee that should be allowed to vote n00b's off the board when they come in whining.

I know Iowanian probably enjoys playing with them like a cat plays with a mouse, and Lord knows i don't want to take away his fun, but if you can't grow a pair and withstand the hazing, the door can't close on you quick enough.

mmaddog
*******

58-4ever
02-08-2006, 11:53 PM
Sometimes I think there should be a Veteran's Committee that should be allowed to vote n00b's off the board when they come in whining.

I know Iowanian probably enjoys playing with them like a cat plays with a mouse, and Lord knows i don't want to take away his fun, but if you can't grow a pair and withstand the hazing, the door can't close on you quick enough.

mmaddog
*******
maybe you're just scared

Mosbonian
02-09-2006, 12:02 AM
maybe you're just scared

Scared of what?

When you have been around long enough to learn more, you'll know that there aren't many on here that have been around longer, save Bob Dole.
I've seen a lot of pretenders come and go since most of us met originally on the old Star Board, then migrated here.

I've been around long enough I get to call Skip Towne and n00b....

mmaddog
*******

ENDelt260
02-09-2006, 12:37 AM
You don't have to say "no disrespect" to Laz. He's our retarded tin-foil hat wearer.
He's not yours...he's *ours*. You left. You don't get to lay claim to Laz's retartedness anymore. You have to claim Athan's now.

Simplex3
02-09-2006, 12:48 AM
He's not yours...he's *ours*. You left. You don't get to lay claim to Laz's retartedness anymore. You have to claim Athan's now.
Man, that's gonna leave a mark. :shake:

greg63
02-09-2006, 05:40 AM
Man, that's gonna leave a mark. :shake:


Yep!