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Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:20 PM
Have fun!!!

Taco John
02-10-2006, 01:21 PM
Hi, Coo.

Katipan
02-10-2006, 01:22 PM
Sad to say for you
you spell haiku as hi coo
i poo on your shoe

shakesthecat
02-10-2006, 01:22 PM
Is that anything like Hi-C?

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 01:23 PM
I'm pretty sure we used to have a thread dedicated to haiku.

Then, it just kinda spread all over the board. People just couldn't stop posting the stuff.

Haiku is evil.

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:25 PM
Crap I spell badly
Stupid ass phonics monkey
Shoot me in the head

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 01:26 PM
Haha... phonics monkey.

FAX
02-10-2006, 01:26 PM
I heard a high coo
The bird in a tree gave me
A Katie Couric

FAX

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:28 PM
I fixed my error
As retarded as I am
I need Ritalin

MOhillbilly
02-10-2006, 01:32 PM
coo coo ca choo

tk13
02-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Finally, a thread for me.


Janet Jackson here!
Come here Justin Timber, oops
Wardrobe malfunction

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:37 PM
He thinks about boys
No suprise to all of you
He is an old preist

Hoover
02-10-2006, 01:38 PM
I just let a fart
my office now smells like ass
where is the lysol

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:39 PM
This is freakin great. I can use all this crap!

JBucc
02-10-2006, 01:40 PM
My Haiku is best
because I am sexy man
Now show me your tits

FAX
02-10-2006, 01:40 PM
For no good reason
We went in space for Rain Man
We cannot phone home

FAX

Hoover
02-10-2006, 01:43 PM
effin perersen
told me to sit down and shut
the fu@k up. John Tait.

FAX
02-10-2006, 01:43 PM
You've very big tits
And the mind of a ostridge
I think I love you

FAX

Hoover
02-10-2006, 01:45 PM
I like to walk my dog
in the public library
you know what I mean

ASU Student

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:45 PM
I think I just blew
A hemoroid from laughing
Doctor, here I come

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:47 PM
I like bonfires
Oh Shi* what the hell is that???
A&M co-ed

rageeumr
02-10-2006, 01:49 PM
It's that time of year
EnDelt's sig makes me long for
Green Streets and Green Beer

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:51 PM
My lesbian dog
Chases my wife's cat all day
Then she just licks it

rageeumr
02-10-2006, 01:53 PM
The Draft Day is Here
The Chiefs Nation Erupts With
Screams of "Dammit Carl!!!!" :cuss:

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:56 PM
I slept with a chick
That was a long time ago
Fuc*@ng message boards

tk13
02-10-2006, 01:57 PM
Here is my haiku
Now I will win this contest
Show me the money!

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 02:00 PM
It's that time of year
EnDelt's sig makes me long for
Green Streets and Green Beer
F*ck yeah!

You goin' back?

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 02:03 PM
I laugh at Raiders
Art Shell will be their new coach
He's a fatlock clone

FAX
02-10-2006, 02:03 PM
Since I cannot count
My haikus have no meter
Poetic dreams dashed

FAX

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 02:06 PM
Creativity
A nice Vocabulary
But you're still ugly

rageeumr
02-10-2006, 02:07 PM
F*ck yeah!

You goin' back?

Does a bear sh!t in the woods? And the wife has a bridal shower in StL, so she won't be there to ruin my fun :fire:

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 02:07 PM
how does that one go? It's my favorite....

This is my haiku
I'm not very good at this
One two three four five

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 02:08 PM
The weekend is here
To quote Cartman..Screw you guys
I am goin home

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 02:09 PM
Does a bear sh!t in the woods? And the wife has a bridal shower in StL, so she won't be there to ruin my fun :fire:
Awesome. I'm hitting town Wednesday and staying through the end.

Mer will be waiting in Phoenix for my return... ready to nurse the wounds I'm sure to incur.

FAX
02-10-2006, 02:09 PM
My lame ass haiku
Is just a list of numbers
Awaiting neg rep

FAX

Katipan
02-10-2006, 02:10 PM
no broken bones or STDs

rageeumr
02-10-2006, 02:10 PM
Awesome. I'm hitting town Wednesday and staying through the end.

Mer will be waiting in Phoenix for my return... ready to nurse the wounds I'm sure to incur.

It's bad enough for simpleton alumni such as myself to get back there and try to keep up. I don't know how the Board alumni can do it without getting alcohol poisoning.

tk13
02-10-2006, 02:10 PM
ENDelt has a drink
ENDelt has another drink
Say goodbye liver

ExtremeChief
02-10-2006, 02:12 PM
Haiku is stupid,
Why do people waste time,
On these dumb poems

Katipan
02-10-2006, 02:13 PM
It's bad enough for simpleton alumni such as myself to get back there and try to keep up. I don't know how the Board alumni can do it without getting alcohol poisoning.

I hear they puke a lot.

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 02:13 PM
Boss said you work late
I said eat my ass old man
You want fries with that?

ExtremeChief
02-10-2006, 02:14 PM
There once was a man,
From Nantucket, whose dog was,
damn it out of room

Monty
02-10-2006, 02:14 PM
Offseason boredom
What shall I do with my time?
Games on TIVO rock!

FAX
02-10-2006, 02:18 PM
When you are a beer
Survival is difficult
All beers fear ENDelt

FAX

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 02:19 PM
no broken bones or STDs
I can't make any promises on the broken bones. But, I'll try.

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 02:20 PM
It's bad enough for simpleton alumni such as myself to get back there and try to keep up. I don't know how the Board alumni can do it without getting alcohol poisoning.
Years of practice.

Last year I was switching jobs at that time of year. I had a week off work when I got back. And, I needed it.

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 02:21 PM
I hear they puke a lot.
When you're really hammered... and a stream of green beer is coming out of your mouth... it's funny.

At least. I laugh.

Which can kinda mess up the stream.

6 Iron
02-10-2006, 04:38 PM
Does a bear sh!t in the woods? And the wife has a bridal shower in StL, so she won't be there to ruin my fun :fire:

There is pending litigation regarding this expression, FYI.

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/2005/12/retronose_does_.html

Sick and tired of their species being ridiculed and unfairly treated, a group of bears has bonded together to do something about it. The ACLU is in the process of filing class action lawsuits against several as yet unnamed entities in an effort to restore the good name of bears everywhere.

"Grizzlies, pandas, koalas. All of the major bear species are working together on this one," stated ACLU spokesman Drab Futar. "We seek to put an end to the shame and ursinist propaganda that bears have to deal with on a daily basis in this country."

Zoological experts tell The Nose On Your Face that this degree of cooperation among bears in the wild is highly unusual.

"This degree of cooperation among bears in the wild is highly unusual," stated a zoological expert.

The lawsuits seek the following:

Change of the question "Does a bear s--- in the woods?", to "Does a hippie smell like ass and Cheetos?"
A maximum 6 hour workday for NZ Bear.
More money for ursine social programs in Jellystone Park so that Yogi Bear does not have to suffer the daily humiliation of being forced to steal picnic baskets to survive.
A more masculine voice for Boo-boo Bear.
"Right of Return" to Yosemite National Park for all circus bears.
Federal dispensation for bears to open casinos in their habitats.

ENDelt260
02-10-2006, 04:40 PM
Does a hippie smell like ass and Cheetos?

I like it.

It's not gonna get me in tight with FAX, though, I'm afraid.

6 Iron
02-10-2006, 04:44 PM
Does a hippie smell like ass and Cheetos?

I like it.

It's not gonna get me in tight with FAX, though, I'm afraid.

I had no idea that FAX liked Cheetos.

memyselfI
02-10-2006, 04:45 PM
Oh, this thread brings back memories...

what happened to Jason Alexander? ROFL

Baby Lee
02-10-2006, 04:45 PM
There is pending litigation regarding this expression, FYI.

http://www.thenoseonyourface.com/the_nose_on_your_face/2005/12/retronose_does_.html

Sick and tired of their species being ridiculed and unfairly treated, a group of bears has bonded together to do something about it. The ACLU is in the process of filing class action lawsuits against several as yet unnamed entities in an effort to restore the good name of bears everywhere.

"Grizzlies, pandas, koalas. All of the major bear species are working together on this one," stated ACLU spokesman Drab Futar. "We seek to put an end to the shame and ursinist propaganda that bears have to deal with on a daily basis in this country."

Zoological experts tell The Nose On Your Face that this degree of cooperation among bears in the wild is highly unusual.

"This degree of cooperation among bears in the wild is highly unusual," stated a zoological expert.

The lawsuits seek the following:

Change of the question "Does a bear s--- in the woods?", to "Does a hippie smell like ass and Cheetos?"
A maximum 6 hour workday for NZ Bear.
More money for ursine social programs in Jellystone Park so that Yogi Bear does not have to suffer the daily humiliation of being forced to steal picnic baskets to survive.
A more masculine voice for Boo-boo Bear.
"Right of Return" to Yosemite National Park for all circus bears.
Federal dispensation for bears to open casinos in their habitats.
Bears teaming up with the ACLU?
You're on notice.
http://www.symphonyspace.org/releases/photos/67/stephen_colbert.jpg

Gonzo
03-21-2006, 02:15 PM
I did not win this

Lacking Creativity

Was my one true flaw

Ultra Peanut
03-21-2006, 03:10 PM
Haikus are quite fun
Unless you enter contests
Then you're just stupid

ExtremeChief
03-21-2006, 03:28 PM
Haikus are ok,
Little Japanese rhyme things,
With some math involved

Ultra Peanut
03-21-2006, 03:36 PM
When I make haikus
I always count my fingers
Over and over

ExtremeChief
03-21-2006, 03:39 PM
I can't use fingers
To help me with the Haiku's
I only have four

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 03:47 PM
Lowland gorilla
With your big lips and low brow
Must you tempt me so?

ExtremeChief
03-21-2006, 03:49 PM
Kevin has issues,
Won't even fly the damn planes,
Now it's the monkeys

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 03:49 PM
If I was handsome
I'd marry a rich widow
And then we'd bungee

ExtremeChief
03-21-2006, 03:52 PM
There once was a man,
From Nantucket who's dick was,
So big, oops, that's five

MOhillbilly
03-21-2006, 03:53 PM
most sound like drunkards
what was your name one more time
do you have I.D.

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 03:54 PM
I will go to Iran
And I will give bikinis
To all who want them

Jenny Gump
03-21-2006, 03:54 PM
I watched a man pee
pavement wet, yellow steaming
it is now on my tires

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 03:55 PM
If I was a fish
I would find scuba divers
And pull off their masks

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 03:57 PM
Aliens are here
They are walking among us
Please do not probe me

bogie
03-21-2006, 04:10 PM
Herm, Cunningham, Trent
Tony, LJ, Will, Allen,
We're superbowl bound

ExtremeChief
03-21-2006, 04:32 PM
Some dude pissed on road
"Watch me hit the yellow line!"
Jenny was sickened

Sully
03-21-2006, 04:50 PM
A haiku contest
I wonder what the prize is
I guess I'll try it.

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 05:01 PM
H A I K U
It is a Japanese word
That means hamburger

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 05:03 PM
I think I can fly
I will jump from a tall place
Hey, I made a hole

Rain Man
03-21-2006, 05:05 PM
Look at the druggie
He's walking in my back yard
He's stealing my bike

Gonzo
05-12-2006, 10:05 PM
Don't eat the hot wings
running to the toilet now
pissing out my ass

listopencil
05-12-2006, 11:18 PM
Is diarrhea
Spelled with or without an "o"?
Either way is fine.

listopencil
05-12-2006, 11:20 PM
I saw a poop thread
The link was exceptional
I'm thinking of it

Talisman
05-13-2006, 12:28 AM
If you eat Cheetos
And watch porn then you will turn
Your daddy parts orange.



Credit where it's due,
I heard the Cheetos porn thing
On Bob and Tom's show

greg63
05-13-2006, 12:30 AM
If you eat Cheetos
And watch porn then you will turn
Your daddy parts orange.



Credit where it's due,
I heard the Cheetos porn thing
On Bob and Tom's show


Speaking from experience?

Talisman
05-13-2006, 12:38 AM
Speaking from experience?
Someone really should
Make Cheetos with orange that stays
On the friggin' snack.

rad
05-13-2006, 06:22 AM
What is a Haiku?
It looks like a foreign word
Probably means poop

Fat Elvis
05-13-2006, 09:22 AM
What is a Haiku?
It looks like a foreign word
Probably means poop

Winner.

ExtremeChief
05-13-2006, 09:53 AM
I don't get Haiku's
Requires math equasion
Crazy shit don't rhyme

Gonzo
05-13-2006, 04:07 PM
I don't get Haiku's
Requires math equasion
Crazy shit don't rhyme
Well then here you go......



Finally found a
Girl that is willin' now I'm
on penicillin

Adept Havelock
05-13-2006, 06:15 PM
poetical crap
picking a random catch phrase
leaves the room screaming

MeaTy The Pimp
05-13-2006, 07:05 PM
I hate the Broncos
They should tear down Invesco.
Die Shanahan Die.

Lassie
05-13-2006, 09:24 PM
Bark bark bark bark bark

Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark

Bark bark bark bark bark