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Portis&Taylor
02-10-2006, 01:31 PM
Is jared allen as good as some people say? my guess is no.

bkkcoh
02-10-2006, 01:32 PM
Is jared allen as good as some people say? my guess is no.

But is anyone, Jared definitely has started out strong though... Will he have longevity, who knows...

Donger
02-10-2006, 01:32 PM
Is jared allen as good as some people say? my guess is no.

Who was that skank that was dating him and posting about it here? I bet she'd know.

phxchief
02-10-2006, 01:33 PM
Did Jesus jack off?

FAX
02-10-2006, 01:33 PM
Who are these people? What are they saying? How good a guesser are you?

Need some information here.

FAX

jspchief
02-10-2006, 01:34 PM
I don't know, but he certainly made Mark Brunnell his tackling dummy.

The real question is will Taylor still be under contract after doing 47 years for being a punk bitch.

milkman
02-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Who are these people? What are they saying? How good a guesser are you?

Need some information here.

FAX

More important, who the hell is he (Portis and Taylor)?

beer bacon
02-10-2006, 01:34 PM
Which is better: Jared Allen or the Redskins? Jared Allen said he was better.

Hog Farmer
02-10-2006, 01:35 PM
Another Bronco troll.

shakesthecat
02-10-2006, 01:35 PM
Yes, he is.

Now I have a couple for you.

Is Sean Taylor going to prison? My guess is yes.

Is Portis going to get a sex change after his playing days are over? My guess is yes.

Mr. Laz
02-10-2006, 01:35 PM
will sean taylor get his arse pumped in prison? my guess is yes.

ChiefsOne
02-10-2006, 01:35 PM
Did Jesus jack off?


Man, that's just wrong! Funny but still wrong.

Spicy McHaggis
02-10-2006, 01:35 PM
Is jared allen as good as some people say? my guess is no.

If by good you mean not facing up to 46 years in prison for aggravated assault then yes, he is very good.

htismaqe
02-10-2006, 01:40 PM
ROFL

I love crap like this.

PastorMikH
02-10-2006, 01:41 PM
No, Jared Allen isn't anywhere near as good as he's hyped up to be. In fact, next time we play, you all should have your LT sit back and relax and let your backup get some playing time.

Gonzo
02-10-2006, 01:43 PM
He would kick an ass or two...
That's what Jared Allen Would Do!

blueballs
02-10-2006, 03:37 PM
Portis&Taylor&Plummer&Garcia&Kordel&Morton

I don't think Allen is what your looking for

Skip Towne
02-10-2006, 03:41 PM
I thought you had to have 25 posts to start threads.

big nasty kcnut
02-10-2006, 03:48 PM
Jarred Allen once killed a man with his mind and forced the police to drive him back to his house. So he can make out with Portis&Taylor momma.

58-4ever
02-10-2006, 03:55 PM
Jared Allen once ate 3 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.

Douche Baggins
02-10-2006, 04:02 PM
A Redskins fan? Asking this question? After Jared Allen made their offense his bitch? :shake:

HolmeZz
02-10-2006, 05:55 PM
Of all people, a Skins fan questioning Jared Allen's ability?

Big Chief Homer
02-10-2006, 07:44 PM
does mark brunell cringe every time hes hears the name Jared allen.....I would say yes.

Smed1065
02-10-2006, 07:46 PM
No, just wanted to confirm that JA was not just a nightmare.

Bob Dole
02-10-2006, 07:48 PM
Jared is dating one of the posters here, you know...

sedated
02-10-2006, 08:02 PM
By Tony Kornheiser, Washington Post


Monday, October 17, 2005; Page E02


"Maybe today somebody can get a hand on Jared Allen. Because nobody touched him yesterday.

Six tackles.

Three sacks.

Two forced fumbles.

Two fumble recoveries.

Jared Allen went through the Redskins' line like Tony Siragusa going through chicken in a pot -- leaving nothing but feathers and bones."



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alanm
02-10-2006, 08:10 PM
Which is better: Jared Allen or the Redskins? Jared Allen said he was better.
He was that day. 3 forced fumbles, 2 recovered and 3 sacks and Defensive player of the week. Chris Samuels was his bitch that day. ROFL

sedated
02-10-2006, 08:11 PM
Oct. 16, 2005
CBS SportsLine.com wire reports


KANSAS CITY, Mo. -- Jared Allen had a huge day against Washington, with three sacks and two recovered fumbles.


COMMENTARY
In odd reversal, Chiefs must fix clunky offense
by Clark Judge


But it was the play he didn't get credit for that his teammates said was the biggest of the game. Sammy Knight insists that Allen created the fumble that the defensive back returned for a momentum-swinging 80-yard touchdown in the Kansas City Chiefs' 28-21 victory over the Redskins on Sunday.

"Jared Allen played a great game for us," said Knight, who also tipped the ball away from Santana Moss in the end zone on the game's last play. "He was all over the field making plays."

Defensive end Carlos Hall, who was given credit for knocking the ball out of Rock Cartwright's grasp, sheepishly admitted that Allen was also part of the play.

"I think I got an arm on the ball, then at the same time Jared came and finished it off," he said. "We both were there."

Allen thought he got it, too.

"Me and Carlos argued to see who got that one," he said with a grin. "I still say my head knocked it loose. He says he had a hand on it. We'll have to watch the tape and see."


Whatever the tape shows on the fumble, Knight got two good blocks from Derrick Johnson and sailed into the end zone for his fifth career TD, one of three long scoring plays in an eventful second half.

Moss, who caught 10 balls for 173 yards and two touchdowns, got loose on a 78-yard catch-and-run, Knight responded with his 80-yard fumble return and Priest Holmes turned a short pass into a beauty of a 60-yard touchdown play for what turned out to be the final TD.

"So far this year at least, we have been turning the ball over and we have not been getting turnovers," Washington coach Joe Gibbs said. "That formula will kill you."

The Redskins (3-2) drove into Kansas City territory in the final minute and on fourth down with just a few seconds to go, Mark Brunell heaved a pass toward Moss, who was streaking into the corner of the end zone.

But Knight got a fingertip on the ball as it sailed out of Moss' reach.

"I was under it," Moss said. "The safety made a terrific play. I was hoping he'd bite and the ball would go over him. I had my hands up, hoping to see a goal and he just tipped it."

The Chiefs took a 14-7 lead on their first possession of the second half on Holmes' 6-yard touchdown run.

But a few minutes later, after Brunell was sacked for a 9-yard loss, Moss took a quick pass to the left flat and raced 78 yards down the sideline, making Knight miss on a desperate lunge and completing the Redskins' longest scoring play of the season.

The Chiefs then grabbed a 21-14 lead when Knight scored.

After Greg Wesley's end zone interception was nullified by an illegal contract penalty against Dexter McCleon, Brunell hit Chris Cooley with an 11-yard touchdown pass in the final seconds of the third quarter.

The Chiefs had a first down on their own 40 on their next possession when Holmes took a short pass in the flat. The muscular running back, whose 66 touchdowns from 2002-2004 are the most by any player over a three-year span, started left, cut back against the grain, picked up a great block from Tony Gonzalez and went all the way.

Lawrence Tynes kicked field goals of 20 and 38 yards for the Chiefs.

Brunell passed for 331 yards to just 181 for Trent Green. But he doesn't need to review the stat sheet to know what kind of day Allen had.

"Good player," Brunell said. "He just had a big day. You've got to give him a lot of credit. Very good athlete, very good football player."

alanm
02-10-2006, 08:12 PM
Yes, he is.

Now I have a couple for you.

Is Sean Taylor going to prison? My guess is yes.

Is Portis going to get a sex change after his playing days are over? My guess is yes.
Isn't he still dating him Mom? ROFL

greg63
02-10-2006, 11:56 PM
Is jared allen as good as some people say? my guess is no.


Guessing in these situations is bad. One should really get the facts. :shake:

greg63
02-10-2006, 11:59 PM
does mark brunell cringe every time hes hears the name Jared allen.....I would say yes.


That would be my "guess"...if I were to guess that is. :D

Portis&Taylor
03-12-2006, 08:56 PM
Yes, he is.

Now I have a couple for you.

Is Sean Taylor going to prison? My guess is yes.

Is Portis going to get a sex change after his playing days are over? My guess is yes.
Im not a donkey troll at all but damn are u still mad about portis tearing you guys up damn. ROFL

Mr. Laz
03-12-2006, 08:58 PM
Did Jesus jack off?
ROFL ROFL

and P&T is the leftover........

Short Leash Hootie
03-12-2006, 09:03 PM
Jared Allen once ate 3 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Easy Chuck Norris...

jspchief
03-12-2006, 09:04 PM
Im not a donkey troll at all but damn are u still mad about portis tearing you guys up damn. ROFLStill mad? You're the one trolling a Chiefs board starting threads about Jared Allen after he made the Redskins his bitch.

Spicy McHaggis
03-12-2006, 09:05 PM
Im not a donkey troll at all but damn are u still mad about portis tearing you guys up damn. ROFL

This thread is old man, where have you been the last month? Just get out of prison?

Or did it just take you that long to form a coherent sentence?

Short Leash Hootie
03-12-2006, 09:06 PM
Still mad? You're the one trolling a Chiefs board starting threads about Jared Allen after he made the Redskins his bitch.
The guy is obviously under 16 years of age.

T-post Tom
03-12-2006, 10:22 PM
Jared Allen once ate 3 72oz steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.


R U sure? I thought that he ate the waitress and had sex with the 3 steaks. Yeah, char-broiled.

StcChief
03-13-2006, 07:13 AM
Portis & Taylor....

is that like 'Bartles & James'

where do these crawl in here from?

CrazyHorse
03-13-2006, 07:19 AM
Which is better: Jared Allen or the Redskins? Jared Allen said he was better.

He certainly proved it.

Phobia
03-13-2006, 07:55 AM
I thought you had to have 25 posts to start threads.
No. It's more like 30 posts, 250 rep points, or be a member for a week.

Something like that.

Dunit35
03-13-2006, 07:57 AM
Easy Chuck Norris...


You just can't steal a true Chuck Norris story and put Jared Allen in it.