PDA

View Full Version : Sitting here drinking my Mascato Diasti and listening to the kids playing...


wutamess
02-10-2006, 06:18 PM
I just thought of something.

While I'm stting here sipping and Quicksurfing (pun intended) the net.
The kids are playing school

(a 8 & 3 year old) with the 8yo being the teacher.

The teacher asked the 3 yo a question.
"What is math"

I was sitting here thinking to myself.
That's a hard ass question that I bet all of us would flunk.

Is there a definition of math?

Phobia
02-10-2006, 06:21 PM
Dude - math is the scientific logic of quantities.

sedated
02-10-2006, 06:25 PM
math

n : a science (or group of related sciences) dealing with the logic of quantity and shape and arrangement [syn: mathematics, maths]

sedated
02-10-2006, 06:25 PM
mathˇeˇmatˇics ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mth-mtks)
n. (used with a sing. verb)
The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols.

sedated
02-10-2006, 06:26 PM
kinda wierd that the definitions of math and mathematics are so different

wutamess
02-10-2006, 06:27 PM
Dude - math is the scientific logic of quantities.

Twenty thousand layoffs and ***** actually kept you?

Please edit to keep the place of work out of here.

Is there a english version of your definition out there. WTF does that mean?

wutamess
02-10-2006, 06:29 PM
Besides without you fuggers cheating and looking up the definition how many of you would've come up with that BS answer.

How would you describe it in your own words?

sedated
02-10-2006, 06:30 PM
Is there a english version of your definition out there. WTF does that mean?


dude, take some bong hits and some shrooms and it all makes perfect sense.

sedated
02-10-2006, 06:30 PM
How would you describe it in your own words?


math = numbers

Phobia
02-10-2006, 06:48 PM
Sorry - I thought your employer was common knowledge.

Count Zarth
02-10-2006, 06:51 PM
Dude - math is the scientific logic of quantities.

You're such a nerd in cool guy's clothing. ROFL

sedated
02-10-2006, 06:51 PM
Sorry - I thought your employer was common knowledge.


it is now



(Sux on Dix)

Count Zarth
02-10-2006, 06:51 PM
math

n : a science (or group of related sciences) dealing with the logic of quantity and shape and arrangement [syn: mathematics, maths]

Bah, nevermind. ROFL

wutamess
02-10-2006, 06:58 PM
it is now



(*****)

Phobia: Not a prob.

Sedated... please do the same.

sedated
02-10-2006, 07:04 PM
Phobia: Not a prob.

Sedated... please do the same.


sorry, fixed it

Rain Man
02-10-2006, 07:07 PM
Math - abbreviation for Mathachusetts.

alanm
02-10-2006, 07:13 PM
Mascato Diasti ? WTF is that? Sounds very metro sexual to me. :shake::)

sedated
02-10-2006, 07:15 PM
Mascato Diasti ? WTF is that? Sounds very metro sexual to me. :shake::)


you misspelled "homosexual"

Phobia
02-10-2006, 07:17 PM
Mascato Diasti ? WTF is that? Sounds very metro sexual to me. :shake::)

I googled it:

http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:STvgISJqV1IJ:www.avablonde.net/Stats.php%3FPHPSESSID%3D3badb6f030343171873fba084f9171e3+Moscato+Diasti&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=10&client=firefox-a

sedated
02-10-2006, 07:26 PM
I googled it:

http://64.233.179.104/search?q=cache:STvgISJqV1IJ:[url]www.avablonde.net/Stats.php%3FPHPSESSID%3D3badb6f030343171873fba084f9171e3+Moscato+Diasti&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=10&client=firefox-a


yes, quite ghey


"Roses Estee Lauder Perfumes
Moscato Diasti

Bra size is 36D
My panty size is medium
My weght is 125lbs
My favorite colors are pink and black."

wutamess
02-10-2006, 07:38 PM
You guys are on a roll tonight aren't ya?

It's a nice smooth tasting wine.
assoles.

Phobia
02-10-2006, 07:46 PM
Did you get that, Roger?

One of her favorite colors is black.