View Full Version : If it weren't for Carlo Rossi
02-10-2006, 08:22 PM
I couldn't afford to drink.
His burgundy is actually acceptable to high-glass red winos with which I cavort.
Although they could be jivin', too.
the Talking Can
02-10-2006, 08:28 PM
there is no shame in jug wine....
02-10-2006, 08:33 PM
When I used to work at a liquor store as a college kid, these two guys came in, pointed at that wine and said:
"Carlo Rossi, ha-HA! Every time I drink that I get into a fight!"
02-10-2006, 08:39 PM
I think it beats the hell out of paint thinner.
According to Dirty Duck. He was in National Lampoon magazine in the 70's.
02-10-2006, 08:44 PM
Nice B.B. King reference!
02-10-2006, 09:31 PM
"The saying In Vino Veritas translates to: there is truth in wine. It means that you are more likely to say what you feel under the influence of alcohol.
Letís test the theory.
Warning: this article contains excessive use of the word jug"
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