View Full Version : If it weren't for Carlo Rossi

Dinny Bossa Nova
02-10-2006, 09:22 PM
I couldn't afford to drink.

His burgundy is actually acceptable to high-glass red winos with which I cavort.

Although they could be jivin', too.


the Talking Can
02-10-2006, 09:28 PM
there is no shame in jug wine....

02-10-2006, 09:33 PM
When I used to work at a liquor store as a college kid, these two guys came in, pointed at that wine and said:

"Carlo Rossi, ha-HA! Every time I drink that I get into a fight!"

Dinny Bossa Nova
02-10-2006, 09:39 PM
I think it beats the hell out of paint thinner.

According to Dirty Duck. He was in National Lampoon magazine in the 70's.


Cave Johnson
02-10-2006, 09:44 PM
Nice B.B. King reference!

02-10-2006, 10:31 PM
"The saying In Vino Veritas translates to: there is truth in wine. It means that you are more likely to say what you feel under the influence of alcohol.

Letís test the theory.

Warning: this article contains excessive use of the word jug"