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badgirl
02-11-2006, 07:41 AM
I have to retract a thread I started about my birthday being the best I ever had, that was a lie, I was being a bitch, and I have felt bad about it ever since I wrote it.

My best birthday was last year with Stumppy and his boys, there is nothing anyone could ever do that would mean more to me than what Stumppy did for me last year, I loved him and his boys and a part of me still does, so my "new" boyfriend can't compete no matter what he does.

The best birthday EVER was the one I shared with stumppy, now with that said, I gotta try to sell some cars, although we have snow up to your ying yang and its still coming down, so wish me luck :banghead:

plbrdude
02-11-2006, 08:06 AM
ok.....good luck. best wishes, that sort of stuff

ROYC75
02-11-2006, 08:09 AM
I wasn't aware that you and Stumpy have called it off.......

Sounds like " new " boyfriend is in the cold. Make sure he knows this and doesn't get too involved.

BTW, I want a "new" car, got any super deals...... I live along ways off, but if the price was right, I would travel 500 miles to get it.

Dunit35
02-11-2006, 08:11 AM
I have to retract a thread I started about my birthday being the best I ever had, that was a lie, I was being a bitch, and I have felt bad about it ever since I wrote it.

My best birthday was last year with Stumppy and his boys, there is nothing anyone could ever do that would mean more to me than what Stumppy did for me last year, I loved him and his boys and a part of me still does, so my "new" boyfriend can't compete no matter what he does.

The best birthday EVER was the one I shared with stumppy, now with that said, I gotta try to sell some cars, although we have snow up to your ying yang and its still coming down, so wish me luck :banghead:


Snow sucks...all we got right now is 25 MPH wind right now.

Katipan
02-11-2006, 09:05 AM
I'm pretty sure we all knew you were lying and just trying to hurt stumppy.

But hey.

I'm the last person to throw stones in this house.

badgirl
02-11-2006, 09:57 AM
I wasn't aware that you and Stumpy have called it off.......

Sounds like " new " boyfriend is in the cold. Make sure he knows this and doesn't get too involved.

BTW, I want a "new" car, got any super deals...... I live along ways off, but if the price was right, I would travel 500 miles to get it.
what are you looking to buy? We have some really good deals on our trucks right now?

Ari Chi3fs
02-11-2006, 10:06 AM
Yeah, if more women would minimize the inner desire to be a bitch, whenever possible, the world would be a better place.

Phobia
02-11-2006, 10:17 AM
Well, hopefully this bell will unring for you. I'm glad you came around.

jspchief
02-11-2006, 10:35 AM
pathetic

Count Alex's Losses
02-11-2006, 10:43 AM
I have a retractable penis.

Stinger
02-11-2006, 10:49 AM
I have a detachable penis.

TMI :shake:

:spock:

Saulbadguy
02-11-2006, 10:59 AM
As the trailer park turns...

Cochise
02-11-2006, 11:09 AM
TMI :shake:

:spock:

that song rules

Saulbadguy
02-11-2006, 11:11 AM
I saw my penis lying a blanket, next to a broken toaster.

NewChief
02-11-2006, 11:40 AM
that song rules

At Hendrix, a small liberal arts school in my hometown, they have a college radio station. Over Christmas break, after all the faculty had left, one of the DJs snuck in and put that song on repeat then locked up the station. Oh man, was there ever hell to pay.

badgirl
02-11-2006, 12:46 PM
I saw my penis lying a blanket, next to a broken toaster.
THATS STUPID, DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE. :rolleyes:

badgirl
02-11-2006, 12:46 PM
pathetic
SO WHAT. STFU

NewChief
02-11-2006, 12:48 PM
THATS STUPID, DOESN'T MAKE A LICK OF SENSE. :rolleyes:

http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm

badgirl
02-11-2006, 12:52 PM
http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm
my bad :banghead:

I'm stupid and a bitch, damn I'm on a roll today :p

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 01:02 PM
As long as you're not retracting those promised pics of you in a bikini draped over the hood of a corvette, I really don't care. :D

Cochise
02-11-2006, 01:09 PM
At Hendrix, a small liberal arts school in my hometown, they have a college radio station. Over Christmas break, after all the faculty had left, one of the DJs snuck in and put that song on repeat then locked up the station. Oh man, was there ever hell to pay.

ROFL that's awesome

Cochise
02-11-2006, 01:10 PM
...he wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen...

badgirl
02-11-2006, 01:53 PM
As long as you're not retracting those promised pics of you in a bikini draped over the hood of a corvette, I really don't care. :D
They will come, but I'll have to manage to get one of the managers to come in on sunday when they are closed in order to get them. :p

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 01:58 PM
They will come, but I'll have to manage to get one of the managers to come in on sunday when they are closed in order to get them. :p
Screw that. Just do it after closing time.

ENDelt260
02-11-2006, 02:02 PM
A pic of you on a 'vette isn't going to hurt stumppy either. Don't bother.

No. Really. Please. Don't bother.

badgirl
02-11-2006, 02:31 PM
A pic of you on a 'vette isn't going to hurt stumppy either. Don't bother.

No. Really. Please. Don't bother.
just close your eyes Endelt, we all cant be as perfect as you :rolleyes:

I'm not doing anything to hurt stumppy, I do still care a lot about him and I admit when I am wrong, which I did already, :(

SLAG
02-11-2006, 03:01 PM
just close your eyes Endelt, we all cant be as perfect as you :rolleyes:

I'm not doing anything to hurt stumppy, I do still care a lot about him and I admit when I am wrong, which I did already, :(


I thought you cared about me

badgirl
02-11-2006, 03:04 PM
I thought you cared about me
I do.

Why would you think any different? :p

FloridaChief
02-11-2006, 03:07 PM
A pic of you on a 'vette isn't going to hurt stumppy either. Don't bother.

No. Really. Please. Don't bother.

Yes--much better would be to post a pic of some Filopineapple whore...

Git on it!

Mr. Kotter
02-11-2006, 03:07 PM
A pic of you on a 'vette isn't going to hurt stumppy either. Don't bother.

No. Really. Please. Don't bother.

She's not big enough for you, eh? ;)

Seriously though, jealousy and relationships can be a bitch. Move on, if you need to BG. Life is too short.

badgirl
02-11-2006, 03:14 PM
Yes--much better would be to post a pic of some Filopineapple whore...

Git on it!
no pics will ever be posted of me again, I don't like my pics they don't even look like me to much.

Whats a pineapple whore? :hmmm:

ENDelt260
02-11-2006, 03:14 PM
Yes--much better would be to post a pic of some Filopineapple whore...

Git on it!
You should post a pic of your woman.

Count Alex's Losses
02-11-2006, 03:14 PM
no pics will ever be posted of me again, I don't like my pics they don't even look like me to much.


Yeah, you wouldn't want anyone thinking you're a dried up, sun-baked old maid.

FloridaChief
02-11-2006, 03:15 PM
no pics will ever be posted of me again, I don't like my pics they don't even look like me to much.

Whats a pineapple whore? :hmmm:

I've no idea.

badgirl
02-11-2006, 03:15 PM
Yeah, you wouldn't want anyone thinking you're a dried up, sun-baked old maid.
Na wouldn't want that. :rolleyes:

FloridaChief
02-11-2006, 03:18 PM
You should post a pic of your woman.

I most surely should...

...but JUST a moment!!!--I'm TOO F*cking smart to do a thing like that!

ENDelt260
02-11-2006, 03:20 PM
I'm TOO F*cking smart to do a thing like that!

Have a woman, you mean?

FloridaChief
02-11-2006, 03:24 PM
Have a woman, you mean?

Uhh, yes...

I'm sorry your brain is being eaten by squirrels as we speak...

badgirl
02-11-2006, 03:26 PM
You guys are gonna get my nice apology thread sent to the ROMPER ROOM!!! :cuss:

Mr. Kotter
12-21-2007, 12:53 AM
Uhh, yes...

I'm sorry your brain is being eaten by squirrels as we speak...

Hope all is well in your world too, Eric.... ;)

SPchief
12-21-2007, 12:58 AM
Kotter, you been drinking on a school night?

Mr. Kotter
12-21-2007, 01:00 AM
Kotter, you been drinking on a school night?

No school tomorrow, man. :p

SPchief
12-21-2007, 01:02 AM
So you have been drinking then, right?

Mr. Kotter
12-21-2007, 01:03 AM
So you have been drinking then, right?

If water, now, counts; and RC Cola during the evening counts....then, "yes." :shrug: