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Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 05:56 PM
I really do....

Dave

JBucc
02-11-2006, 05:56 PM
a little late...

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 05:57 PM
I really do....

Dave
Care to expound upon that?

Katipan
02-11-2006, 05:57 PM
want a hug?

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 05:58 PM
Indeed but it was appropiate so what the heck may as well post it...

Daev

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 05:58 PM
want a hug?
Careful. He may lure you in and then ... BLAM! Choke the life out of you!

Sure-Oz
02-11-2006, 05:59 PM
Trust me dude, live and learn...move on to the next one...

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:00 PM
want a hug?

Cyber hug would be just fine...

And really I don't want to expand on this other than to say I'm shocked and appalled.

Dave

stevieray
02-11-2006, 06:00 PM
I really do....

Dave

why?

FAX
02-11-2006, 06:01 PM
Indeed but it was appropiate so what the heck may as well post it...

Daev

Jesus, Mr. Dave Lane. You are so agrieved, you can't even spell your own name correctly.

Tell us what happened and we'll give you some really good advice.

FAX

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:02 PM
Actually I don't need advise I know what to do. Just damn hard to do it sometimes.

Dave

Stinger
02-11-2006, 06:03 PM
Actually I don't need advise I know what to do. Just damn hard to do it sometimes.

Dave

Oohhh... Well then might I suggest Viagra and a paper bag

Douche Baggins
02-11-2006, 06:05 PM
Actually I don't need advise I know what to do. Just damn hard to do it sometimes.

Dave

Use a sharp cleaver. Be swift.

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 06:05 PM
Cyber hug would be just fine...

And really I don't want to expand on this other than to say I'm shocked and appalled.

Dave
And thus was killed, what had the potential to be, a Hall Of Classics thread.

*sigh*

Calcountry
02-11-2006, 06:06 PM
Are kids involved?

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:06 PM
Oohhh... Well then might I suggest Viagra and a paper bag

ROFL

Dave

Calcountry
02-11-2006, 06:07 PM
Use a sharp cleaver. Be swift."wipe them out, ALLL of them".

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:08 PM
Use a sharp cleaver. Be swift.

Your right it might be the only way!

Dave

Phobia
02-11-2006, 06:10 PM
Mother or girlfriend?

FAX
02-11-2006, 06:10 PM
I have a plan.

FAX

Prince22
02-11-2006, 06:12 PM
You know how I know you're gay?

luv
02-11-2006, 06:12 PM
You post a thread lumping all women together based upon the actions of one, tell us you hate us, but then won't tell us what it is you hate?

Douche Baggins
02-11-2006, 06:14 PM
You post a thread lumping all women together based upon the actions of one, tell us you hate us, but then won't tell us what it is you hate?

GET OUT!

Bearcat
02-11-2006, 06:16 PM
You post a thread lumping all women together based upon the actions of one, tell us you hate us, but then won't tell us what it is you hate?

Probably doesn't rhyme with "her schloobies"...

luv
02-11-2006, 06:17 PM
GET OUT!
Hmmmm...

No.

JBucc
02-11-2006, 06:17 PM
You post a thread lumping all women together based upon the actions of one, tell us you hate us, but then won't tell us what it is you hate?all the bitching's a good place to start

luv
02-11-2006, 06:19 PM
all the bitching's a good place to start
If men would just do what we want them to, we'd have no reason to bitch. See? It's all your fault. :)

OldTownChief
02-11-2006, 06:19 PM
Just think of them as life support systems for the cooter and you'll be fine.

FAX
02-11-2006, 06:20 PM
Here's the plan.

I'm assuming that the "woman" in question is a girlfriend or other signficant other type of female. I'm also assuming that this a case of unrequited love or some form of incompatibility in which Mr. Dave Lane has either lost his income or the woman in question has lost her patibility.

Therefore, we must create a scenario in which Mr. Dave Lane is perceived by the woman in question to be rich beyond her wildest dreams. This knowledge will result in a dramatic increase in the woman in question's patability. Are you with me so far?

So. What we do is have Mr. Bob Dole write a letter to Mr. Dave Lane posing as a rich cousin working as an executive for a diamond mining consortium in South Africa. Unbeknownst to Mr. Dave Lane, this cousin has been purchasing diamonds on behalf of Mr. Dave Lane for years and is now liquidating the assets and is forwarding the sum of 18 million dollars to Mr. Dave Lane forthwith. Mr. Dave Lane will then leave this letter lying in a place where the woman in question is likely to see it. She will read the letter, her patibility will increase, and Mr. Dave Lane's problems will be resolved.

FAX

luv
02-11-2006, 06:21 PM
Here's the plan.

I'm assuming that the "woman" in question is a girlfriend or other signficant other type of female. I'm also assuming that this a case of unrequited love or some form of incompatibility in which Mr. Dave Lane has either lost his income or the woman in question has lost her patibility.

Therefore, we must create a scenario in which Mr. Dave Lane is perceived by the woman in question to be rich beyond her wildest dreams. This knowledge will result in a dramatic increase in the woman in question's patability. Are you with me so far?

So. What we do is have Mr. Bob Dole write a letter to Mr. Dave Lane posing as a rich cousin working as an executive for a diamond mining consortium in South Africa. Unbeknownst to Mr. Dave Lane, this cousin has been purchasing diamonds on behalf of Mr. Dave Lane for years and is now liquidating the assets and is forwarding the sum of 18 million dollars to Mr. Dave Lane forthwith. Mr. Dave Lane will then leave this letter lying in a place where the woman in question is likely to see it. She will read the letter, her patibility will increase, and Mr. Dave Lane's problems will be resolved.

FAX
Plan, huh? What's my frog's name? :p

stevieray
02-11-2006, 06:22 PM
Here's the plan.

I'm assuming that the "woman" in question is a girlfriend or other signficant other type of female. I'm also assuming that this a case of unrequited love or some form of incompatibility in which Mr. Dave Lane has either lost his income or the woman in question has lost her patibility.

Therefore, we must create a scenario in which Mr. Dave Lane is perceived by the woman in question to be rich beyond her wildest dreams. This knowledge will result in a dramatic increase in the woman in question's patability. Are you with me so far?

So. What we do is have Mr. Bob Dole write a letter to Mr. Dave Lane posing as a rich cousin working as an executive for a diamond mining consortium in South Africa. Unbeknownst to Mr. Dave Lane, this cousin has been purchasing diamonds on behalf of Mr. Dave Lane for years and is now liquidating the assets and is forwarding the sum of 18 million dollars to Mr. Dave Lane forthwith. Mr. Dave Lane will then leave this letter lying in a place where the woman in question is likely to see it. She will read the letter, her patibility will increase, and Mr. Dave Lane's problems will be resolved.

FAX

Everyone tells me so
Can't buy me love
no no no NO!

OldTownChief
02-11-2006, 06:23 PM
Here's the plan.



Mr. Dave Lane's problems will be resolved.

FAX


Until she runs up a couple mil in credit card bills on Mr. Dave Lane's behalf.

Douche Baggins
02-11-2006, 06:23 PM
Hmmmm...

No.

See? That's the problem. F*cking women.

luv
02-11-2006, 06:25 PM
See? That's the problem. F*cking women.
You see f*cking women as a problem?

FAX
02-11-2006, 06:25 PM
Until she runs up a couple mil in credit card bills on Mr. Dave Lane's behalf.

I have a plan for that potentiality as well, Mr. OldTownChief.

FAX

stevieray
02-11-2006, 06:26 PM
You see f*cking women as a problem?

Hey, hopefully he's at least trying.

Bearcat
02-11-2006, 06:34 PM
You see f*cking women as a problem?


Yes... you want to f*** them, they want a relationship.

See?

Calcountry
02-11-2006, 06:42 PM
If men would just do what we want them to, we'd have no reason to bitch. See? It's all your fault. :)wrong, you would want just a little bit more than that, so its never good enough.

Calcountry
02-11-2006, 06:43 PM
Yes... you want to f*** them, they want a relationship.

See?fug the relationship.

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:48 PM
Here's the plan.

I'm assuming that the "woman" in question is a girlfriend or other signficant other type of female. I'm also assuming that this a case of unrequited love or some form of incompatibility in which Mr. Dave Lane has either lost his income or the woman in question has lost her patibility.

Therefore, we must create a scenario in which Mr. Dave Lane is perceived by the woman in question to be rich beyond her wildest dreams. This knowledge will result in a dramatic increase in the woman in question's patability. Are you with me so far?

So. What we do is have Mr. Bob Dole write a letter to Mr. Dave Lane posing as a rich cousin working as an executive for a diamond mining consortium in South Africa. Unbeknownst to Mr. Dave Lane, this cousin has been purchasing diamonds on behalf of Mr. Dave Lane for years and is now liquidating the assets and is forwarding the sum of 18 million dollars to Mr. Dave Lane forthwith. Mr. Dave Lane will then leave this letter lying in a place where the woman in question is likely to see it. She will read the letter, her patibility will increase, and Mr. Dave Lane's problems will be resolved.

FAX


A fine plan how about we use the guy from Nigeria.

And really you don't want to know the details its literally unbelievable.

Dave

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 06:49 PM
And really you don't want to know the details its literally unbelievable.

Dave
YES WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:52 PM
YES WE DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It would definately jump this thread into the hall of shame / fame category right away but a gentleman (if I only knew one) never kisses and tells.

Dave

4th and Long
02-11-2006, 06:53 PM
It would definately jump this thread into the hall of shame / fame category right away but a gentleman (if I only knew one) never kisses and tells.

Dave
You do not belong on this site. Go away.

OldTownChief
02-11-2006, 06:53 PM
A fine plan how about we use the guy from Nigeria.

And really you don't want to know the details its literally unbelievable.

Dave


come on man... spill it.

FAX
02-11-2006, 06:54 PM
A fine plan how about we use the guy from Nigeria.

Dave

It isn't Nigeria, Mr. Dave Lane. It's South Africa!!! That's the beauty of what I am now calling, "FAX's Sure Fire Love Recipe".

If we were using the cousin from Nigeria thing, it might not work. But with South Africa? It's a lock, man.

e-Harmony has nothing on us.

FAX

C-Mac
02-11-2006, 06:57 PM
e-Harmony has nothing on us.

ROFL

luv
02-11-2006, 06:58 PM
It would definately jump this thread into the hall of shame / fame category right away but a gentleman (if I only knew one) never kisses and tells.

Dave
A man not kissing and telling? This can't be good. I think something is very wrong here.

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 06:59 PM
It isn't Nigeria, Mr. Dave Lane. It's South Africa!!! That's the beauty of what I am now calling, "FAX's Sure Fire Love Recipe".

If we were using the cousin from Nigeria thing, it might not work. But with South Africa? It's a lock, man.

e-Harmony has nothing on us.

FAX


I can tell master Fax. However the problem is the other way and well if I were to plant a document on her stating she had $18 million well that just would not be very workable being as I put it there.

Dave

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 07:00 PM
A man not kissing and telling? This can't be good. I think something is very wrong here.

Right you are Luv.

Dave

Bwana
02-11-2006, 07:13 PM
One word: Stray

Logical
02-11-2006, 07:16 PM
It would definately jump this thread into the hall of shame / fame category right away but a gentleman (if I only knew one) never kisses and tells.

Dave
Based on this I think he got an STD from her.










j/k sort of (serves you right for not telling us)

stumppy
02-11-2006, 07:16 PM
It would definately jump this thread into the hall of shame / fame category right away but a gentleman (if I only knew one) never kisses and tells.

Dave


Awwww come on. I'll tell you about one that just blew my mind if you tell us about yours .

Dave Lane
02-11-2006, 07:37 PM
Awwww come on. I'll tell you about one that just blew my mind if you tell us about yours .

You go first...

Dave

stumppy
02-11-2006, 07:54 PM
You go first...

Dave

it'll take me about 30 mins. I'm in a poker tourny right now. so why don't you start.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:17 PM
I really do....

Dave

Is this a coming out thread?

beer bacon
02-11-2006, 09:18 PM
I love women *wishes there was a fap emoticon*

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:19 PM
You post a thread lumping all women together based upon the actions of one, tell us you hate us, but then won't tell us what it is you hate?

They need their male bonding time.

CoMoChief
02-11-2006, 09:19 PM
I like women, but then for some reason they decide to open their mouths and then I don't like them.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:21 PM
A fine plan how about we use the guy from Nigeria.

And really you don't want to know the details its literally unbelievable.

Dave

A Rue Paul incident, eh?

KcMizzou
02-11-2006, 09:23 PM
A Rue Paul incident, eh?If that's the case, it's not really fair to blame women.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:24 PM
it'll take me about 30 mins. I'm in a poker tourny right now. so why don't you start.

Does this involve.....whatshername? chiefs4me, or tommykat, or whoever it was you were scrogging that posts here?

KcMizzou
02-11-2006, 09:25 PM
Does this involve.....whatshername? chiefs4me, or tommykat, or whoever it was you were scrogging that posts here?That was Chiefs4me.

Lonewolf Ed
02-11-2006, 09:26 PM
If men would just do what we want them to, we'd have no reason to bitch. See? It's all your fault. :)

No, if we all did what you wanted, we'd all be nice guys, and we all know that women HATE nice guys. So, that is what you would bitch about: Oh, my gaaaaawd, isn't there one tattooed biker on parole out there to treat me like crap? All these gentlemen are boring me to death!

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:26 PM
Chiefs4me

Okay. Chiefs4me....I couldn't remember. Thanks.

KcMizzou
02-11-2006, 09:30 PM
Okay. Chiefs4me....I couldn't remember. Thanks.ROFL

Eh, I can't do that to the poor guy. You're thinking of Badgirl.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:32 PM
ROFL

Eh, I can't do that to the poor guy. You're thinking of Badgirl.

Aren't they sisters?

ENDelt260
02-11-2006, 09:32 PM
stumppy brings all his girlfriends here. I can't wait to meet the next one.

luv
02-11-2006, 09:33 PM
it'll take me about 30 mins. I'm in a poker tourny right now. so why don't you start.
I just won my poker tourney. :)

I don't have any stories, though, so I can't go first.

luv
02-11-2006, 09:34 PM
No, if we all did what you wanted, we'd all be nice guys, and we all know that women HATE nice guys. So, that is what you would bitch about: Oh, my gaaaaawd, isn't there one tattooed biker on parole out there to treat me like crap? All these gentlemen are boring me to death!
All the nice guys are already taken.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:35 PM
I just won my poker tourney. :)

I don't have any stories, though, so I can't go first.

Come on. I'll bet you got stories about the scandal of allowing a guy to feel you up in 11th grade to second base, and how the only reason you didn't let him down your pants is you peed on yourself when he touched your nipple and frenched you at the same time. You might as well spill the rest, Catholic girl.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:36 PM
All the nice guys are already taken.

Or are gay, right?

luv
02-11-2006, 09:37 PM
Or are gay, right?
ROFL

That has been my experience on more than one occasion.

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 09:38 PM
Cyber hug would be just fine...

And really I don't want to expand on this other than to say I'm shocked and appalled.

Dave

I believe in "shock and awe" but "shock and appalled" just sucks.

luv
02-11-2006, 09:38 PM
Come on. I'll bet you got stories about the scandal of allowing a guy to feel you up in 11th grade to second base, and how the only reason you didn't let him down your pants is you peed on yourself when he touched your nipple and frenched you at the same time. You might as well spill the rest, Catholic girl.
I grew up Southern Baptist.

|Zach|
02-11-2006, 09:39 PM
All the nice guys are already taken.
Oh wow.

ENDelt260
02-11-2006, 09:41 PM
Oh wow.
Is that all you're gonna post today?

|Zach|
02-11-2006, 09:42 PM
Is that all you're gonna post today?
It is the only thing that CP has inspired today.

18k+ posts...1 or 2 are going to be bland here and there.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 09:45 PM
I grew up Southern Baptist.

I notice you didn't deny the facts of my hyperbole. Shit it's even worse than I thought. Your first "feeling up" probably came from your youth minister...

beer bacon
02-11-2006, 09:45 PM
It is the only thing that CP has inspired today.

18k+ posts...1 or 2 are going to be bland here and there.

b&ed!

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 09:50 PM
It is the only thing that CP has inspired today.

18k+ posts...1 or 2 are going to be bland here and there.

Oh wow.

|Zach|
02-11-2006, 09:51 PM
Oh wow.
You dig me.

KcMizzou
02-11-2006, 09:51 PM
Oh wow.:$2500:

luv
02-11-2006, 09:52 PM
I notice you didn't deny the facts of my hyperbole. Shit it's even worse than I thought. Your first "feeling up" probably came from your youth minister...
I was a freshman, not a junior. I did not pee my pants, but i did accidentally bite his lip. :redface:

Oh, and it wasn't a youth minister. I didn't go to church all that much.

ENDelt260
02-11-2006, 09:56 PM
Oh wow.

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 09:56 PM
You dig me.

I do so.

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 09:58 PM
Is this image too graphic for the board?

|Zach|
02-11-2006, 09:58 PM
I do so.
How are things? Whatcha getting me for V-Day?

luv
02-11-2006, 09:58 PM
Is this image too graphic for the board?
I believe 4th used to have it as his avatar or signature.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 09:58 PM
Is this image too graphic for the board?
boinggggggggggggg

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 09:59 PM
How are things? Whatcha getting me for V-Day?

Your present is in the mail...u haven't got it yet? Those thieving US Postal workers.

|Zach|
02-11-2006, 09:59 PM
Your present is in the mail...u haven't got it yet? Those thieving US Postal workers.
More heart break...

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 10:00 PM
I get tired watching her walk. But I am fascinated by the tone of her glutes.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 10:00 PM
I was a freshman, not a junior. I did not pee my pants, but i did accidentally bite his lip. :redface:

Oh, and it wasn't a youth minister. I didn't go to church all that much.

That's a start....keep going. Probably your supervisor from Burger World then....and he had to "reload" after a premature release in the back seat of his Olds Cutlass? Am I close?

luv
02-11-2006, 10:02 PM
That's a start....keep going. Probably your supervisor from Burger World then....and he had to "reload" after a premature release in the back seat of his Olds Cutlass? Am I close?
Not even remotely. But your attempts are entertaining.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 10:10 PM
Not even remotely. But your attempts are entertaining.

Your true confessions would be more entertaining. The Planet awaits you....

chiefs4me
02-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Aren't they sisters?




**** you bitch

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 10:15 PM
**** you bitch
ohhh snap

lets get ready to rummmmmmmble

Sybil
02-11-2006, 10:15 PM
**** you bitch

Displaced anger is symptomatic of a frustrated sex life. I could write your husband a Viagra presription...on-line, even. PM me, and I'll hook you up.

chiefs4me
02-11-2006, 10:21 PM
Displaced anger is symptomatic of a frustrated sex life. I could write your husband a Viagra presription...on-line, even. PM me, and I'll hook you up.






I hope for your sake you lie about your profession, because you know nothing......:rolleyes:

Sybil
02-11-2006, 10:27 PM
I hope for your sake you lie about your profession, because you know nothing......:rolleyes:

You mean, about you? Of course, it's an only an educated guess. But if you are half as unhappy and vindictive and spiteful in real life as you are here, I hope you are on meds. Seriously. If you haven't tried Zoloft or the like, you are needlessly suffering. Best wishes.

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 10:44 PM
You mean, about you? Of course, it's an only an educated guess. But if you are half as unhappy and vindictive and spiteful in real life as you are here, I hope you are on meds. Seriously. If you haven't tried Zoloft or the like, you are needlessly suffering. Best wishes.
I would prescribe her some grade A Marijuannnnnna to help her chill the **** out.

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 10:49 PM
Is there going to be any bitchslapping or not? If no, then I'm going to bed.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 10:50 PM
I would prescribe her some grade A Marijuannnnnna to help her chill the **** out.
is that how you spent ur evening?

Sybil
02-11-2006, 10:53 PM
Is there going to be any bitchslapping or not? If no, then I'm going to bed.'

I'm game.

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 10:55 PM
is that how you spent ur evening?
Nope. I went to church this evening with my grandma. But.... I do enjoy smoking every now and again.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 10:56 PM
Nope. I went to church this evening with my grandma. But.... I do enjoy smoking every now and again.
good fer you

the church thing,not the pot thing

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 10:57 PM
good fer you

the church thing,not the pot thing
Yeah it's been awhile.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:05 PM
Yeah it's been awhile.
I know a church where you can do both. Native American sweatlodge stuff.

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:06 PM
I know a church where you can do both. Native American sweatlodge stuff.
Is this like a Knock Knock. Who's there? joke???

luv
02-11-2006, 11:09 PM
Is it just me, or do the women seem to have gathered in the I hate women thread?

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:10 PM
Is it just me, or do the women seem to have gathered in the I hate women thread?
yeah... to crash it. :p

luv
02-11-2006, 11:11 PM
yeah... to crash it. :p
Actually, we seem to have taken over the Planet for the time being.

banyon
02-11-2006, 11:14 PM
aww, man! what happened to the c-c-c-c-catfight?

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:14 PM
Actually, we seem to have taken over the Planet for the time being.
sweeeeeeet. Feminist movement on the Planet. This will hit the papers tomorrow. "Bra Burning Bitches Taking Over"

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:17 PM
Is this like a Knock Knock. Who's there? joke???

Nah. I'm serious. They get stoned before they become inspired and sprititual.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:18 PM
sweeeeeeet. Feminist movement on the Planet. This will hit the papers tomorrow. "Bra Burning Bitches Taking Over"

With D cups, it would suck to run around without a bra.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:18 PM
i hate the smell of estrogen in the morning

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:19 PM
With D cups, it would suck to run around without a bra.
ROFL I don't have that problem. I can go braless... trust me I'm not bragging here. I'd rather have big titties.

luv
02-11-2006, 11:20 PM
With D cups, it would suck to run around without a bra.
I know exactly how that feels.

Dunit35
02-11-2006, 11:20 PM
ROFL I don't have that problem. I can go braless... trust me I'm not bragging here. I'd rather have big titties.


Ok now it's time for me to jump in. I like small titties. That is all.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:21 PM
Ok now it's time for me to jump in. I like small titties. That is all.
same here...

more than a handful is a waste

besides..ima leg man

Jenny Gump
02-11-2006, 11:22 PM
Ok now it's time for me to jump in. I like small titties. That is all.

Then Phobia's not the man for you. I'm just sayin....

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:28 PM
we're slipping here ladies.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:30 PM
we're slipping here ladies.
leave the hard work to the boys

go make us some cheesedip hun

luv
02-11-2006, 11:31 PM
leave the hard work to the boys

go make us some cheesedip hun
Where's Jenny? I think we have our first volunteer to be bitchslapped.

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:31 PM
leave the hard work to the boys

go make us some cheesedip hun
since when did you grow a vagina? Shit I've been gone for 24 hours... I knew I should've checked the site this afternoon.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:31 PM
same here...

more than a handful is a waste

besides..ima leg man
I'm not saying bigger is better, but I've found those who are given an opportunity to switch seem plenty pleased...maybe that will change when gravity takes over at 40 or so. And fwiw, I've got chiseled calves, and an ass you can play quarters off of.

KChiefsQT
02-11-2006, 11:32 PM
Where's Jenny? I think we have our first volunteer to be bitchslapped.
While Jenny's being found... I think you and I can handle him. %(/

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:33 PM
While Jenny's being found... I think you and I can handle him. %(/
you know i like it rough baby

luv
02-11-2006, 11:33 PM
you know i like it rough baby
Actually qt, like most guys on here, I think he's all about you slapping him around. Go for it.

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:35 PM
you know i like it rough baby

I'll lube up Dikembe' and strap him on, if you want....

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:36 PM
I'm not saying bigger is better, but I've found those who are given an opportunity to switch seem plenty pleased...maybe that will change when gravity takes over at 40 or so. And fwiw, I've got chiseled calves, and an ass you can play quarters off of.
now lets not give the ladies around here something else to be jealous of

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:37 PM
I'll lube up Dikembe' and strap him on, if you want....
wtf???

as in Mutumbo???

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:38 PM
wtf???

as in Mutumbo???

Is he the Basketball player? I can't remember....all I know it's just my name for my girlfiriend's "friend."

Nzoner
02-11-2006, 11:41 PM
And really you don't want to know the details its literally unbelievable.

Dave

I'm sensing a Crying Game scenario here,you poor poor focker.

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:42 PM
Is he the Basketball player? I can't remember....all I know it's just my name for my girlfiriend's "friend."
yea 7ft4 big black dude

does this "girlfriend" use it on you?

Sybil
02-11-2006, 11:43 PM
yea 7ft4 big black dude

does this "girlfriend" use it on you?

Nope. I'm the pitcher, for her and my boyfriend.

banyon
02-11-2006, 11:46 PM
Is he the Basketball player? I can't remember....all I know it's just my name for my girlfiriend's "friend."

Actually from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dikembe_Mutombo)


Mutombo's single most famous quote is most probably "Who wants to sex Mutombo?", a catchphrase that he developed during his Georgetown days wooing girls. The phrase stuck, and use of this has kept up to this day. Although it is arguably chauvinist, it has become cult among basketball fans of both genders.

Wow...smooth :p

ChiefsFire
02-11-2006, 11:48 PM
Nope. I'm the pitcher, for her and my boyfriend.
can i play centerfield?

Cochise
02-11-2006, 11:51 PM
To summarize the thread...

Well, there's nothing yet.

Except Zach's avatar rules.

Nzoner
02-11-2006, 11:51 PM
Then Phobia's not the man for you. I'm just sayin....

There's a mental pic I could've done without.

|Zach|
02-11-2006, 11:55 PM
To summarize the thread...

Well, there's nothing yet.

Except Zach's avatar rules.
http://static.flickr.com/36/86220540_db28024d65.jpg

There is a pretty good photographer...he does some good work and that is his son...pretty cool pictures of the little guy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paseodelsur/sets/906769/

luv
02-11-2006, 11:58 PM
http://static.flickr.com/36/86220540_db28024d65.jpg

There is a pretty good photographer...he does some good work and that is his son...pretty cool pictures of the little guy.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/paseodelsur/sets/906769/
http://static.flickr.com/42/76916007_cefeacbabe.jpg?v=0

Look at that face!

Nzoner
02-11-2006, 11:59 PM
Looks as though the little man just saw a tit and is thinking "Dinner time!"

http://static.flickr.com/36/86220540_db28024d65.jpg

stumppy
02-12-2006, 12:28 AM
That was Chiefs4me.


You'll pay for that.

stumppy
02-12-2006, 12:30 AM
stumppy brings all his girlfriends here. I can't wait to meet the next one.

I haven't done it this time. I'm still weighing the pros and cons of another introduction.

luv
02-12-2006, 12:36 AM
I haven't done it this time. I'm still weighing the pros and cons of another introduction.
You guys just broke up, and you both already have significant others? Y'all move fast.

stumppy
02-12-2006, 12:37 AM
Does this involve.....whatshername? chiefs4me, or tommykat, or whoever it was you were scrogging that posts here?

I believe the correct term is boingking.
If I do tell, names will be changed to protect the innocent, and all photos will have the face blurred.

stumppy
02-12-2006, 12:38 AM
You guys just broke up, and you both already have significant others? Y'all move fast.

Been about 3 ? months since we seen eachother.

luv
02-12-2006, 12:40 AM
Been about 3 ? months since we seen eachother.
Okay, so maybe I just move really slow.

BIG K
02-12-2006, 12:46 AM
Okay, so maybe I just move really slow.


Nuthin' wrong with taking it slow....

Katipan
02-12-2006, 01:23 AM
Some of my favorite c*nts are women.

stumppy
02-12-2006, 01:37 AM
Some of my favorite c*nts are women.


Snicker snicker

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 02:16 AM
**** you bitch
Well, you've pissed off chiefs4me. I belive that removes your noob title.

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 02:21 AM
I haven't done it this time. I'm still weighing the pros and cons of another introduction.
Pros: our entertainment.

Cons: **** the cons! Entertain us, damnit!

Lonewolf Ed
02-12-2006, 02:37 AM
With D cups, it would suck to run around without a bra.

Not for the spectators. :clap:

Bearcat
02-12-2006, 08:19 AM
To summarize the thread...

Well, there's nothing yet.

Except Zach's avatar rules.


Logging on in the morning to read the night thread just isn't the same anymore :sulk:

stumppy
02-12-2006, 08:35 AM
Pros: our entertainment.

Cons: **** the cons! Entertain us, damnit!


I'm still culling.:D

Simplex3
02-12-2006, 08:45 AM
11 f**king pages and we don't even know what happened. You guys suck at interrogation. Get back over here and study:

www.cia.gov

keg in kc
02-12-2006, 09:36 AM
Much like all relationships, this thread started with some promise, quickly petered out and slowly, eventually ground to a painful, unsatisfying halt.

MahiMike
02-12-2006, 10:01 AM
Maybe you should go see that new western then.