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Braincase
02-12-2006, 03:43 PM
I've got beads!
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=53674&stc=1

You know the drill... Happy Mardi Gras!

Demonpenz
02-12-2006, 03:44 PM
show us some box

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 03:46 PM
show us some box
Hahahaha..... years ago I found myself drunk in Mexico (imagine that) and, for some reason, wearing Mardi Gras beads. I was stumbling around and some nasty lookin' broad just flashes me her tits expecting beads. I just laughed... "No, honey, these are blowjob beads." She slapped me.

4th and Long
02-12-2006, 03:47 PM
Hahahaha..... years ago I found myself drunk in Mexico (imagine that) and, for some reason, wearing Mardi Gras beads. I was stumbling around and some nasty lookin' broad just flashes me her tits expecting beads. I just laughed... "No, honey, these are blowjob beads." She slapped me.
ROFL

Braincase
02-12-2006, 03:49 PM
Hahahaha..... years ago I found myself drunk in Mexico (imagine that) and, for some reason, wearing Mardi Gras beads. I was stumbling around and some nasty lookin' broad just flashes me her tits expecting beads. I just laughed... "No, honey, these are blowjob beads." She slapped me.


Before or after the hummer?

Phobia
02-12-2006, 03:50 PM
Damn - if Brian thought she was nasty....

Demonpenz
02-12-2006, 03:50 PM
they had a wet t shirt conest last year at some bar i went too. I booed this one chick pretty bad for having boobs that were to spread apart. I think she actually cried when she got off stage

kcfanXIII
02-12-2006, 03:58 PM
aside from mardi gras, the niangua river is the best place in the world for beads. of course, a lot of chicks just go topless anyways, so i gues sit kindof defeats the purpose.

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 03:59 PM
Hahahaha.... booing at a wet titty contest. Demon kicks ass.

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 03:59 PM
aside from mardi gras, the niangua river is the best place in the world for beads. of course, a lot of chicks just go topless anyways, so i gues sit kindof defeats the purpose.
I used to canoe the Niangua w/ my boy scout troop.

Nzoner
02-12-2006, 04:01 PM
These work very well for getting 2 shots.

http://www.sports-beads.com/NewArrivals/ShotGlass%20copy.jpg

ChiefButthurt
02-12-2006, 04:03 PM
Hahahaha..... years ago I found myself drunk in Mexico (imagine that) and, for some reason, wearing Mardi Gras beads. I was stumbling around and some nasty lookin' broad just flashes me her tits expecting beads. I just laughed... "No, honey, these are blowjob beads." She slapped me.

That is ****ing hilarious.

Phobia
02-12-2006, 04:05 PM
Hahahaha..... years ago I found myself drunk in Mexico (imagine that) and, for some reason, wearing Mardi Gras beads.

Dude - they were blowjob beads. I know exactly how you got them.

kcfanXIII
02-12-2006, 04:05 PM
I used to canoe the Niangua w/ my boy scout troop.
wow, was it crazy then, like it is now? i go down there every year on memorial day weekend, and its just a big party.

JBucc
02-12-2006, 04:06 PM
this thread is just begging for fat man-boob pics

Nzoner
02-12-2006, 04:09 PM
Dude - they were blowjob beads. I know exactly how you got them.

That reminds me of a comedian I once saw.....

Phobia
02-12-2006, 04:13 PM
That reminds me of a comedian I once saw.....

That raunchy dyke used the oldest joke in the world on me - and it succeeded in shutting me up. Heh.

Braincase
02-12-2006, 04:14 PM
this thread is just begging for fat man-boob pics

You can see some under Taco John's urban dictionary entry.

JimNasium
02-12-2006, 04:15 PM
this thread is just begging for fat man-boob pics
Ehhhh, what the hell? :shake:
http://static.flickr.com/17/21205057_d3681b7b8d.jpg

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 04:18 PM
Dude - they were blowjob beads. I know exactly how you got them.
Much funnier than your first attempt.

ENDelt260
02-12-2006, 04:20 PM
wow, was it crazy then, like it is now? i go down there every year on memorial day weekend, and its just a big party.
There were certainly a lot of drunk people around. We did a pretty good job of distancing ourselves from them.

Though, one year we were launching water baloons at the drunks' campground. One of 'em wandered over and was helping us aim.

KChiefsQT
02-12-2006, 04:55 PM
Hey, Assholes of Chiefsplanet!
I've got some myself. Care to play???
http://warriorclothing.com/uk/shop/images/Punk%20UK%20Spiked%20Chain.jpg


ROFL Yeah that's what I thought.

milkman
02-12-2006, 04:58 PM
Hey, Assholes of Chiefsplanet!
I've got some myself. Care to play???
http://warriorclothing.com/uk/shop/images/Punk%20UK%20Spiked%20Chain.jpg


ROFL Yeah that's what I thought.

Hey, I would, but I don't have tits.

Phobia
02-12-2006, 04:58 PM
Where did you find a picture of my cock-ring?

BigMeatballDave
02-12-2006, 04:59 PM
Hey, Assholes of Chiefsplanet!
I've got some myself. Care to play???
http://warriorclothing.com/uk/shop/images/Punk%20UK%20Spiked%20Chain.jpg


ROFL Yeah that's what I thought.Ew... I don't care to see any male junk...

KChiefsQT
02-12-2006, 05:02 PM
Where did you find a picture of my cock-ring?
Your wife likes to share your bedroom details with me, per pm.

luv
02-12-2006, 05:07 PM
Your wife likes to share your bedroom details with me, per pm.
You must've really had to enlarge it to get it to look that big.

KChiefsQT
02-12-2006, 05:08 PM
You must've really had to enlarge it to get it to look that big.
I was trying to boost his ego... to make up for the "lack of"...errr... I'll stop now.

milkman
02-12-2006, 05:13 PM
I was trying to boost his ego... to make up for the "lack of"...errr... I'll stop now.

You can't just leave it hanging like that!

4th and Long
02-12-2006, 05:14 PM
You can't just leave it hanging like that!
WORST PUN EVER!

Phobia
02-12-2006, 05:33 PM
Your wife likes to share your bedroom details with me, per pm.

So you must already know that's not really mine....

chiefs4me
02-12-2006, 07:47 PM
wow, was it crazy then, like it is now? i go down there every year on memorial day weekend, and its just a big party.







We also go there every summer for Memorial Day, and be warned, those guys along the river banks that don't look quite right, aren't...they are cops, :shake:...no more mj on the water and please don't leave any trash behind, even if it was on accident...it will cost 250 dollars....:cuss:

4th and Long
02-12-2006, 07:53 PM
We also go there every summer for Memorial Day, and be warned, those guys along the river banks that don't look quite right, aren't...they are cops, :shake:...no more mj on the water and please don't leave any trash behind, even if it was on accident...it will cost 250 dollars....:cuss:
Good. Pot heads need locked up as do litter bugs.

greg63
02-12-2006, 08:44 PM
Good. Pot heads need locked up as do litter bugs.


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Dave Lane
02-12-2006, 08:48 PM
Dude - they were blowjob beads. I know exactly how you got them.

Well with you staying with Brian for a couple of months yes I'm sure you earned some too...

Dave

Nzoner
02-12-2006, 08:51 PM
Good. Pot heads need locked up as do litter bugs.

**cough cough** that's harsh **cough**

4th and Long
02-12-2006, 08:54 PM
**cough cough** that's harsh **cough**
ROFL

Clean out your pipe, old timer. :D

CHENZ A!
02-12-2006, 09:03 PM
Good. Pot heads need locked up as do litter bugs.

boo this man

Smed1065
02-12-2006, 09:49 PM
So you must already know that's not really mine....

Yeah she knows that it is actually your wifes!

:)