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Lurch
02-13-2006, 02:01 PM
My question is when is that "Steak and a BJ Day" again?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steak_and_Blowjob_Day

Steak and Blowjob Day is a humorous parody holiday created by radio disc jockey Tom Birdsey in 2002, as a male version of Valentine's day. The day is supposed to be celebrated by women giving "their man" a high quality steak and performing oral sex on him. The day is marked as happening on March 14, a month after Valentine's day. The holiday was created with some promotional intent by the radio station 103.7 FNX in Providence, Rhode Island.

Birdsey's official webpage for the holiday contains links to recipes for steak and oral sex techniques, as well as selling merchandise and offering to send cards with messages such as "March 14th is a day for you/Meat on your plate/And in my mouth too."

The idea has spread beyond Rhode Island to Internet culture, although the date has varied. The date was initially set to March 20th, but in 2003 and subsequent years it was relocated to March 14th, one month after Valentine's Day.

The original message written by Birdsey (and first circulated on the Internet in February 2002) states:

"Guys, you know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do love them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.
"Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. That's it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th. It's like a perpetual love machine!
"The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and bjs."

sedated
02-13-2006, 03:39 PM
I mentioned this to my girlfriend.

The silver lining is that I'll now have some extra cash this Valentines

greg63
02-13-2006, 03:48 PM
I mentioned this to my girlfriend.

The silver lining is that I'll now have some extra cash this Valentines


You have a girl friend and cash???


Alas, as an old married guy I seldom, if ever, have any cash.

Jilly
02-13-2006, 04:07 PM
he gets that anytime...come on guys...give me some real ideas for this val. day. I keep coming up short, it all seems so cliche

mike_b_284
02-13-2006, 04:30 PM
Offer to let him pee on you.

KC Dan
02-13-2006, 04:32 PM
I keep coming up short, it all seems so cliche
Is this his problem or yours?

ChiefsFire
02-13-2006, 05:03 PM
I mentioned this to my girlfriend.

The silver lining is that I'll now have some extra cash this Valentines
did she atleast cook u steak before she dumped ya?

ChiefsFire
02-13-2006, 05:04 PM
he gets that anytime...come on guys...give me some real ideas for this val. day. I keep coming up short, it all seems so cliche
big screen tv..new truck...playboy channel....

blueballs
02-13-2006, 05:19 PM
he gets that anytime...come on guys...give me some real ideas for this val. day. I keep coming up short, it all seems so cliche

put Gold Bond body powder in a banana hamock and have him model it for you. Be sure and get some powder on the g-string part.