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sedated
02-14-2006, 11:33 AM
Who is hotter between JennyGump and kcchiefqt?

Anyone seen them both that could compare?


What are the chances we can arrange a mud-wrestling match? I'll bring the punch and pie.


(Hopefully this will lead to them both posting pics in the skimpiest of clothing, lingerie, bikini, whatever, so we can see for sure)

keg in kc
02-14-2006, 11:33 AM
A new low.

|Zach|
02-14-2006, 11:34 AM
(Hopefully this will lead to them both posting pics in the skimpiest of clothing, lingerie, bikini, whatever, so we can see for sure)
Best of luck with that.

mike_b_284
02-14-2006, 11:34 AM
I like the way you think. VD mud wrestling














(valentine's day, not vanerial disease)

keg in kc
02-14-2006, 11:35 AM
I like the way you think. VD mud wrestlingI'm sure they both appreciate you saying they have std's.

Cochise
02-14-2006, 11:36 AM
Something tells me that this might not work out like you planned.

Demonpenz
02-14-2006, 11:36 AM
no blowjob compitition?

Dunit35
02-14-2006, 11:37 AM
A KY match would be funner. Someone could be Blue (without the dying part).

Gonzo
02-14-2006, 11:37 AM
no blowjob compitition?

You stay classy.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 11:39 AM
Kcchiefsqt is hot.

I'm assuming JennyGump is fairly ugly, since we've never seen her. That's usually how it goes with women on the internet.

vailpass
02-14-2006, 11:40 AM
You stay classy.

Are you retarted or just and idiot?

BigMeatballDave
02-14-2006, 11:41 AM
A new low.Heh. I believe Floridachief said it before. It went something like..."Just when you're seen the nadir of this place, someone inevitably grabs a shovel and digs for China..."

BigMeatballDave
02-14-2006, 11:44 AM
Are you retarted or just and idiot?I thought he was being facetious...

beer bacon
02-14-2006, 11:49 AM
Hay guys lets get some girls to have a blowjob competition on the internet.

ENDelt260
02-14-2006, 11:50 AM
A number of people here have been blown by Planet women. Do we rotate now, or just compare notes?

Gonzo
02-14-2006, 11:50 AM
I thought he was being facetious...
There you go. :thumb:

|Zach|
02-14-2006, 11:57 AM
Hay guys lets get some girls to have a blowjob competition on the internet.
ROFL

DeepSouth
02-14-2006, 12:04 PM
Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?

mike_b_284
02-14-2006, 12:04 PM
Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?

That is what I was thinking, Mer too.




Simmer down new delt, I meant the mud wrestling, not the BJs

luv
02-14-2006, 12:07 PM
Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?
1. I'm not witty.
2. I'm not hot.
3. If I was hot, I still wouldn't post pictures of myself like that.

Trust me, I'm not feeling left out by being left out.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 12:08 PM
Why isn't Luv2Rite & Angel included in this?

Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?

BigMeatballDave
02-14-2006, 12:10 PM
Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?I think you're the hottest one around, you sexy bitch...

luv
02-14-2006, 12:11 PM
Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?
If you can't even spell her username right, why bother? :p

mike_b_284
02-14-2006, 12:11 PM
Neither of them are as hot as kcchiefsqt. Why even bother?
wtf?

have you seen Angel? Don't get me wrong chiefsqt looks good, but kind of skinny.

Katipan
02-14-2006, 12:13 PM
A number of people here have been blown by Planet women. Do we rotate now, or just compare notes?

Alright. **** it. I'll rotate.

DeepSouth
02-14-2006, 12:15 PM
1. I'm not witty.
2. I'm not hot.
3. If I was hot, I still wouldn't post pictures of myself like that.

Trust me, I'm not feeling left out by being left out.
Maybe someone could point us to current pictures of all the women in question? How can we judge who is hot and who is not otherwise?

"Not Witty"? I beg to differ.

go bowe
02-14-2006, 12:16 PM
Kcchiefsqt is hot.

I'm assuming JennyGump is fairly ugly, since we've never seen her. That's usually how it goes with women on the internet.we have...

misplaced chiefs fan went to dinner with jenny and i've seen her picture and chiefsqt's...

they're both hot...

and don't forget rednfeisty - i've seen her too...

and katipan's pics...

and pink in person...

and katie in person...

and angel in person...

and jazzlover in person...

and ks smitty in person...

and stevie ray's wife in person...

and more... (sorry if i forgot you...)

i've seen pics or real people of all of them and they're all hot...

so there!

ENDelt260
02-14-2006, 12:16 PM
Alright. **** it. I'll rotate.
Wait... did I say 'we'? Aw, f*ck. That was supposed to be they. They!.

Katipan
02-14-2006, 12:18 PM
Sure. Whatever.

Who wants a blowjob? Apparently this is something I do.

mike_b_284
02-14-2006, 12:20 PM
commence thread-jacking in 5...4...3...2...1...now

luv
02-14-2006, 12:20 PM
we have...

misplaced chiefs fan went to dinner with jenny and i've seen her picture and chiefsqt...

they're both hot...

and don't forget rednfeisty - i've seen her too...

and pink...

and katie...

and jazzlover...

and ks smitty...

and stevie ray's wife...

and more... (sorry if i forgot you...)

i've seen pics or real people of all of them and they're all hot...

so there!
We've almost got enough for a calendar. Any guys care to dress in drag? I'm sure some of you would make fine looking women. :p

go bowe
02-14-2006, 12:24 PM
We've almost got enough for a calendar. Any guys care to dress in drag? I'm sure some of you would make fine looking women. :pi would, but i'm having trouble finding dresses in a 5x... :(

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 12:25 PM
wtf?

have you seen Angel? Don't get me wrong chiefsqt looks good, but kind of skinny.

kcchiefsqt's got junk in her trunk.

beer bacon
02-14-2006, 12:25 PM
I am really sick of women in this country getting all uppity just because they are asked to participate in a simple blowjob contest. This shit didn't fly back in the 50s.

luv
02-14-2006, 12:27 PM
I am really sick of women in this country getting all uppity just because they are asked to participate in a simple blowjob contest. This shit didn't fly back in the 50s.
I wouldn't win one of those either. I don't get as much practice as I'd like.

mike_b_284
02-14-2006, 12:32 PM
I wouldn't win one of those either. I don't get as much practice as I'd like.

how many pm's did that get you? :)

Carlota69
02-14-2006, 12:48 PM
I am really sick of women in this country getting all uppity just because they are asked to participate in a simple blowjob contest. This shit didn't fly back in the 50s.

I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.

Boon
02-14-2006, 12:56 PM
I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


Uh--OK.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 12:57 PM
I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.
dont ladies have those battery operated gizmos to take care of that for us??

Carlota69
02-14-2006, 12:58 PM
dont ladies have those battery operated gizmos to take care of that for us??

Yeah--BOB--Battery Operated Boyfriend.

kaplin42
02-14-2006, 01:01 PM
I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


Where's the dotted line, and should I bring the altoids?

Katipan
02-14-2006, 01:01 PM
Mine is called B-Rabbit.

Saulbadguy
02-14-2006, 01:04 PM
Would you let the hottest Chiefsplanet hotty piss on your chest?

Phobia
02-14-2006, 01:05 PM
Sure. Whatever.

Who wants a blowjob? Apparently this is something I do.

Do we take numbers or stand in line jacking?

Phobia
02-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Would you let the hottest Chiefsplanet hotty piss on your chest?
I have.

Katipan
02-14-2006, 01:06 PM
Do we take numbers or stand in line jacking?

Awesome. If we keep it in our little circle, it doesn't really count.

listopencil
02-14-2006, 01:12 PM
Sure. Whatever.

Who wants a blowjob? Apparently this is something I do.


Well, now that you mention it, I could use a blowjob if you're offering.

listopencil
02-14-2006, 01:14 PM
I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


I don't need a class, I graduated Some Come Loudly a long time ago.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 01:16 PM
gochiefs....stop pming me asking if you can be in the blowjob competetion

Boon
02-14-2006, 01:22 PM
I love Valentines Day!
Blowjob offers and pussy eating classes!!
This is a great country.

sedated
02-14-2006, 01:25 PM
gochiefs....stop pming me asking if you can be in the blowjob competetion


sorry, that was me.

this banana just doesn't do it for me.

JimNasium
02-14-2006, 01:26 PM
I'm assuming JennyGump is fairly ugly, since we've never seen her. That's usually how it goes with women on the internet.
You couldn't be further from the truth. I've seen her, Zach's seen her, Rausch has seen her and I'm pretty sure that Phil and Brian have seen a pic of her from an old avatar.

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 01:28 PM
I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.
What we have here is a proposal completely devoid of a downside.

JimNasium
02-14-2006, 01:30 PM
What we have here is a proposal completely devoid of a downside.
When I read that I could almost hear Al Swearengen saying it.

sedated
02-14-2006, 01:34 PM
What we have here is a proposal completely devoid of a downside.


no sh!t.

I'll have one of everything on the menu...better make it 2

Hog Farmer
02-14-2006, 01:35 PM
I just jacked off an 800 pound Boar. Anybody want to smell my hand ?

listopencil
02-14-2006, 01:37 PM
I just jacked off an 800 pound Boar. Anybody want to smell my hand ?


Nice to see that there are still a few true romantics out there getting into the holiday spirit.

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 01:40 PM
Nice to see that there are still a few true romantics out there getting into the holiday spirit.
Saw that post and said, 'well that was some unecessary imagery from left field.' Then I saw who posted it and realized 'he's telling the God's honest truth.'

ROFL ROFL

Predarat
02-14-2006, 01:40 PM
as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.
I'll win the contest and then teach the class.

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 01:41 PM
I'll win the contest and then teach the class.
Muff diving? :thumb:
Teaching other dudes to muff dive. :shake:

Just direct the lost souls to the last 15 minutes of Robin Williams' last HBO special. ROFL ROFL

sedated
02-14-2006, 01:53 PM
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!

You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much

Cochise
02-14-2006, 01:56 PM
this place is really going downhill. :spock:

sedated
02-14-2006, 02:06 PM
this place is really going downhill. :spock:


what do you expect from a bunch of lonely computer dorks on Valentine's Day? :shrug:

Hog Farmer
02-14-2006, 02:07 PM
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!

You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much


Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a semen collector on a hog farm. Yes , you may be my assistant. First job, Hold this bag of semen.

go bowe
02-14-2006, 02:08 PM
this place is really going downhill. :spock: yeah, ain't it grand? :D :D :D

go bowe
02-14-2006, 02:12 PM
Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a semen collector on a hog farm. Yes , you may be my assistant. First job, Hold this bag of semen.you mean you don't just let the hogs...

well, do it...

themselves?

and, regarding your collection of semen, do you have all breeds of hogs or just some?

and what do you do with your specimens?

mount them like butterflies? :shrug:

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 02:12 PM
I came here to study the great American art of muff diving.

To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand!

You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby.

And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it! You know, and air dry. Air dry that sh!t, yeah! And I would like to be your assistant very much
Janice, I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called "just the tip". Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you're on my hair.

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 02:14 PM
I just jacked off an 800 pound Boar. Anybody want to smell my hand ?
You motorboatin son of a bitch! You old sailor you!

vailpass
02-14-2006, 02:15 PM
I thought he was being facetious...

And what did yo think I was being? Did the Planet spellings not tip you off?

Hog Farmer
02-14-2006, 02:48 PM
you mean you don't just let the hogs...

well, do it...

themselves?

and, regarding your collection of semen, do you have all breeds of hogs or just some?

and what do you do with your specimens?

mount them like butterflies? :shrug:


I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .

Boon
02-14-2006, 02:51 PM
I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .


Which one enjoys it the most?
The boars? The sows? You?

listopencil
02-14-2006, 02:53 PM
Which one enjoys it the most?
The boars? The sows? You?


Were you born on Halloween in 1988?

Boon
02-14-2006, 02:58 PM
Were you born on Halloween in 1988?


Guess again donkey boy.

listopencil
02-14-2006, 03:01 PM
Guess again donkey boy.




Your IQ, the jersey number of your favorite Chief and your mother's pant size?

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 03:02 PM
So this thread has gone from a BJ/MD free for all to Spanky Ham.
And with Endo's new lurve, we can't even joke about him not even blinking an eye at the transition.

SquirrellyBastard
02-14-2006, 03:05 PM
Your IQ, the jersey number of your favorite Chief and your mother's pant size?

I'm going with the combination to your High School Locker.

Come to think of it, I'm not sure they go up to 88, but I'll stick with it.

kcfanXIII
02-14-2006, 03:09 PM
first of all, the thread title: if jennygump is hotter than qt, i wanna see.

now to address the rest of this hysterical nonsense. ROFL ROFL ROFL

Boon
02-14-2006, 03:11 PM
Your IQ, the jersey number of your favorite Chief and your mother's pant size?


Guess again donkey boy.

phxchief
02-14-2006, 03:15 PM
Are you retarted or just and idiot?

Yes, he's retarted.

KC Kings
02-14-2006, 03:50 PM
we have...

misplaced chiefs fan went to dinner with jenny and i've seen her picture and chiefsqt's...

they're both hot...

and don't forget rednfeisty - i've seen her too...

and katipan's pics...

and pink in person...

and katie in person...

and angel in person...

and jazzlover in person...

and ks smitty in person...

and stevie ray's wife in person...

and more... (sorry if i forgot you...)

i've seen pics or real people of all of them and they're all hot...

so there!

Is it just me, or did anybody else picture Go Bo typing up this post with TG Sheppard playing in the background?

chagrin
02-14-2006, 04:04 PM
I think sedated is donger in disguise...geesh

go bowe
02-14-2006, 04:26 PM
I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .yes, i am glad i asked...

that's one of the great things about the planet, you get a chance to learn all sorts of interesting things...

go bowe
02-14-2006, 04:28 PM
who's tg sheppard?

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 04:39 PM
who's tg sheppard?
Early 80s country-lite. Think Don Williams, Mac Davis, Barbara Mandrell.

Boomer=GOD
02-14-2006, 04:39 PM
I tell you what, a blowjob contest as long you guys agree to a pussy-eating contest--or at least a pussy-eating class.


Count me in for all of the above!!! How many redo's will I be allowed (for the class)?

Baby Lee
02-14-2006, 04:43 PM
Count me in for all of the above!!! How many redo's will I be allowed (for the class)?
The moment has passed. now the best you can wish for 'round here is a few tugs on a hog cock.

Chief Henry
02-14-2006, 04:50 PM
I have 19 boars to breed 1200 sows 2.5 times per year. The Hog industry now uses Artificial Insemination to spread better genetics to more sows. We have to Jack off(collect) the 19 boars, dilute and bag the semen, and fugg the sows ourselves. Hey, them pork chops you eat don't just grow on a tree.

As far as the breeds- We take a Yorkshire sow and breed it to a Landrace boar. We take the LY offspring and breed it to a Nebraska Index Line Boar (NIL) to make a NILLY. Then we take the NILLY and breed it to a DRU boar which is half Duroc and Half Muscolar. That makes a market hog. Aren't you glad you asked .


Do they still make "Boar Power" caps...?????? I had a yellow one as a kid.

Chief Henry
02-14-2006, 04:51 PM
Early 80s country-lite. Think Don Williams, Mac Davis, Barbara Mandrell.


....big, little or short or tall. I loved'em all.

sedated
02-14-2006, 04:52 PM
I think sedated is donger in disguise...geesh


I don't know whether to be sad or glad about such an accusation.


(I guess it's better than being called RedRum in disguise)

The Bad Guy
02-14-2006, 04:53 PM
Who is hotter between JennyGump and kcchiefqt?

Anyone seen them both that could compare?


What are the chances we can arrange a mud-wrestling match? I'll bring the punch and pie.


(Hopefully this will lead to them both posting pics in the skimpiest of clothing, lingerie, bikini, whatever, so we can see for sure)

This place has really gone to shit over the last year.

With internet porn, do you really have to post this stuff?

This reeks of pathetic.

sedated
02-14-2006, 04:56 PM
Sounds like you've got what it takes to be a semen collector on a hog farm. Yes , you may be my assistant. First job, Hold this bag of semen.


you don't get the semen with your mouth, do you?

if so...do you drug test?

kaplin42
02-14-2006, 05:18 PM
you don't get the semen with your mouth, do you?

if so...do you drug test?

Why you want a job as a collector.

Whats the matter your Vitamin E not high enough?

KChiefsQT
02-14-2006, 05:36 PM
This thread is the ultimate of teh ghey. Ughhh Dieeeeeeeeeee!

JohnnyV13
02-14-2006, 05:36 PM
this thread is totally worthless without pics

Calcountry
02-14-2006, 05:45 PM
I think you're the hottest one around, you sexy bitch...ROFL

Calcountry
02-14-2006, 05:49 PM
Do we take numbers or stand in line jacking?I understand, you don't get threads like this at warpaint.

OldTownChief
02-14-2006, 06:00 PM
I've heard tell around the tailgate that Jenny is hot and Chiefs Planet faithfull NEVER lie.

Donger
02-14-2006, 06:48 PM
I think sedated is donger in disguise...geesh

Peh. I know better than to compare women.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 07:53 PM
I understand, you don't get threads like this at warpaint.

They're loosening up. I'm not sure I'd go quite THAT crude yet but most the site is dudes - footballs fans. They're no different from anybody here.

Calcountry
02-14-2006, 07:58 PM
They're loosening up. I'm not sure I'd go quite THAT crude yet but most the site is dudes - footballs fans. They're no different from anybody here.Its all godd dude, when I need a football fix, and this place is crashing, you know where I go to lurk. I dont' post much, cause I don't know chit about football, never played and all. It's amazing how I won the gambling thread? :shrug:

Phobia
02-14-2006, 09:09 PM
I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpg

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 09:15 PM
I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:


I'm going to have to agree.

:drool:

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 09:16 PM
who is she?

Phobia
02-14-2006, 09:18 PM
She's some fatasses wife.

htismaqe
02-14-2006, 09:20 PM
I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpg

Is that Arrowheadlouder?

wutamess
02-14-2006, 09:21 PM
Gimpy fatasses wife.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 09:21 PM
who is she?

She does my tech support.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 09:21 PM
no ****in way.....someone on heres actually hittin something that sweet?

Frazod
02-14-2006, 09:22 PM
I don't know if she ever posted here, but Mark M's wife is drop-dead gorgeous.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 09:24 PM
maybe we need a significant other pic thread

ChiefButthurt
02-14-2006, 09:29 PM
So why hasn't kchiefsqt posted here? Or badgirl? Or jennygump?

htismaqe
02-14-2006, 09:31 PM
So why hasn't kchiefsqt posted here? Or badgirl? Or jennygump?

Because these slobberfest posts are fairly lame.

Hog Rider
02-14-2006, 09:39 PM
maybe we need a significant other pic thread


I'll show you mine, if you show me yours! ROFL ROFL ROFL

Phobia
02-14-2006, 09:40 PM
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours! ROFL ROFL ROFL

Okay - where's yours?

htismaqe
02-14-2006, 09:41 PM
Okay - where's yours?

Standing by the George Brett statue...

Saulbadguy
02-14-2006, 09:42 PM
Because these slobberfest posts are fairly lame.
It's the one constant that follows each and every internet message board out there.

Bowser
02-14-2006, 09:42 PM
So why hasn't kchiefsqt posted here? Or badgirl? Or jennygump?

Because they have pride.

ChiefButthurt
02-14-2006, 09:46 PM
Because they have pride.

****a buncha pride, hell we know they're reading this crap. Okay I'll say it....."this thread is worthless without alot of pics".

Phobia, at least you're trying to save this thread.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 09:46 PM
Okay - where's yours?
so that was Mrs Kloster?

Phobia
02-14-2006, 09:47 PM
I'm just trying to get as much mileage as possible out of part of my valentines day gift.

htismaqe
02-14-2006, 09:49 PM
I'm just trying to get as much mileage as possible out of part of my valentines day gift.

Does it vibrate?

Phobia
02-14-2006, 09:50 PM
Does it vibrate?

If I perform as usual.

htismaqe
02-14-2006, 09:52 PM
If I perform as usual.

At least you're honest.

I'll bet she appreciates that.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 09:54 PM
You misunderstand. "She" is the other part of my valentines day gift. Yes, SHE does vibrate and shudder if I perform as usual.

Donger
02-14-2006, 09:54 PM
I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

http://tinypic.com/nv63ap.jpg

Meh. My wife's hotter.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 09:57 PM
Meh. My wife's hotter.

As an impartial judge, I am awarding the trophy to Pink. Especially since we've only seen your wife from the neck up.

Donger
02-14-2006, 09:59 PM
As an impartial judge, I am awarding the trophy to Pink. Especially since we've only seen your wife from the neck up.

That's because I don't want kill you.

You'd be apoplectic.

Sorry, Spanky.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 10:02 PM
That's because I don't want kill you.

You'd be apoplectic.

Sorry, Spanky.

Whoa, I just learned a word.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:03 PM
Whoa, I just learned a word.

What word? Spanky?

Nzoner
02-14-2006, 10:06 PM
I'm sure Jenny and QT are hot, but there is none hotter than this ChiefsPlanet broad:

I like this pic of her too :D

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:08 PM
Yeah - she looks much better sober. Heh. I'm glad there are no photos of 12 hours after that pic....

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 10:09 PM
awwwww damn whos the blonde on the right side of the pic???

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:10 PM
That's Katie. I hope my wife looks that damn good at 50+. So far I like my chances.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:11 PM
I can't believe that no one's posted a picture of chiefs4me yet.

Now, THAT's hot.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 10:12 PM
hell yea

she aint bad for fitty

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:14 PM
That's Katie. I hope my wife looks that damn good at 50+. So far I like my chances.

Your wife is in the middle in that picture, yes?

Nzoner
02-14-2006, 10:14 PM
Yeah - she looks much better sober. Heh. I'm glad there are no photos of 12 hours after that pic....

If you're teeing that up intentionally I'm not swinging,I caught hell the last time I posted it.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:18 PM
Your wife is in the middle in that picture, yes?

Yeah, but her face is picking up some really bad lighting glare off Joe's head. I kinda prefer her professional shots, but that's just me.

FWIW, the pic of my wife above was shot by the same photographer that did the Warpaint Calendar. She's a very attractive woman, but I've not frequently seen her looking that good. Here's a picture of her "O" face. I've cropped my junk out of the picture.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:21 PM
Yeah, but her face is picking up some really bad lighting glare off Joe's head. I kinda prefer her professional shots, but that's just me.

FWIW, the pic of my wife above was shot by the same photographer that did the Warpaint Calendar. She's a very attractive woman, but I've not frequently seen her looking that good. Here's a picture of her "O" face. I've cropped my junk out of the picture.

Pretty lady. My congratulations.

I've never really liked the pro shots of my wife. Nor she, for that matter. Seems unnatural somehow.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 10:23 PM
nice work Phil....shes a keeper

Skip Towne
02-14-2006, 10:24 PM
These women are lovely. I wish I could post a pic of my ex but I can't. All I have are topless and even more explicit. Sorry.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:26 PM
These women are lovely. I wish I could post a pic of my ex but I can't. All I have are topless and even more explicit. Sorry.

We've seen There's Something About Mary.

Thanks, though.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:28 PM
Damnit. I'm in a f*cking hotel room on Valentine's Day, and I can't find a picture of my wife. Who, mind you you, is apparently nursing a vomiting two year old at home.

Gochiefs?

Saulbadguy
02-14-2006, 10:28 PM
I be strokin.

http://strokinwank.ytmnd.com/

Skip Towne
02-14-2006, 10:29 PM
Damnit. I'm in a f*cking hotel room on Valentine's Day, and I can't find a picture of my wife. Who, mind you you, is apparently nursing a vomiting two year old at home.

Gochiefs?
I wish she was nursing me. I'm breast fed.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:29 PM
He sent me this earlier. I don't know if you knew Brian hung out at your place when you were out of town....

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9509/enddoger3bm.jpg

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:30 PM
I wish she was nursing me. I'm breast fed.

ROFL

Touche.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:30 PM
He sent me this earlier. I don't know if you knew Brian hung out at your place when you were out of town....

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9509/enddoger3bm.jpg

meh. my wife's hotter.

Stinger
02-14-2006, 10:31 PM
I wish I could post a pic of my ex but I can't.

http://home.hccnet.nl/e.bergsma/Cave_woman.gif

Sorry skip this was just beggin for a pic :D

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:31 PM
He sent me this earlier. I don't know if you knew Brian hung out at your place when you were out of town....

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/9509/enddoger3bm.jpg

Well, there's the Internet equivalent of one's Mom knocjking on the bathroom door.

Thanks.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:32 PM
meh. my wife's hotter.

There's always someone better.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:33 PM
There's always someone better.

I know. that was kinda my point, but mainly just messin with you.

I think we're all damn lucky.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:34 PM
I know. that was kinda my point.

I think we're all damn lucky.

Actually, I settled for that.

I've had much hotter.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:35 PM
This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.

http://i1.tinypic.com/nv9ydw.jpg

Lonewolf Ed
02-14-2006, 10:36 PM
We've almost got enough for a calendar. Any guys care to dress in drag? I'm sure some of you would make fine looking women. :p

Sorry, I think my chest hair poking above my collarbone would ruin it. Or it damn sure should ruin it.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:37 PM
Actually, I settled for that.

I've had much hotter.


did you just actually say that about your wife...on Valentine's Day...while she's at home alone nursing your sick child?

"oh wow"

ROFL

Nzoner
02-14-2006, 10:38 PM
I think we're all damn lucky.

I agree with that.

I think the only pic I have of the mrs is the one where delt squeezed her ass.

BIG K
02-14-2006, 10:39 PM
[QUOTE=Phobia]This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.

Even when you pee yourself and are out cold? :)

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:39 PM
did you just actually say that about your wife...on Valentine's Day...while she's at home alone nursing your sick child?

"oh wow"

ROFL

Hell, she'd say the same.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:41 PM
Even when you pee yourself and are out cold? :)

That pic was actually staged for a very good reason. I just didn't realize I had put on quite that much weight over the winter. I'm not eating again until I'm <200.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:42 PM
This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.

http://i1.tinypic.com/nv9ydw.jpg

That catapillar really got you off?

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:42 PM
Hell, she'd say the same.

Ahhh...Settlers.

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:43 PM
Why didn't you tell me I looked like Shamu lying in the ENDelt pose?

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:43 PM
I agree with that.

I think the only pic I have of the mrs is the one where delt squeezed her ass.

:)

BIG K
02-14-2006, 10:44 PM
That pic was actually staged for a very good reason. I just didn't realize I had put on quite that much weight over the winter. I'm not eating again until I'm <200.

funny pic anyway!

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:44 PM
Why didn't you tell me I looked like Shamu lying in the ENDelt pose?


I was too busy backing up to get you in focus.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:44 PM
Ahhh...Settlers.

No. She just fell for it. That's all.

ChiefsFire
02-14-2006, 10:44 PM
That catapillar really got you off?
its hard to tell from this angle,but hes actually being violated by a rather insatiable groundsquirrel

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:46 PM
I was too busy backing up to get you in focus.

That's brutal. I may cry myself to sleep.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:46 PM
No. She just fell for it. That's all.

damn lucky.

Nzoner
02-14-2006, 10:48 PM
The mrs just informed me that the title said Planet Hotties and wanted to make sure this one made it on the thread.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:49 PM
damn lucky.

Luck had nothing to do with it.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:49 PM
The mrs just informed me that the title said Planet Hotties and wanted to make sure this one made it on the thread.

you go now! you be here four hour!

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:50 PM
The mrs just informed me that the title said Planet Hotties and wanted to make sure this one made it on the thread.

Looks like something out of a Terry Gilliam movie.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:50 PM
Luck had nothing to do with it.

it's a joke. and a bad one at that. I'm happy for your vagueness.

Nzoner
02-14-2006, 10:51 PM
you go now! you be here four hour!

We got no more beer

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 10:53 PM
This picture is being posted as encouragement to gochiefs. Even fatasses get lovin, buddy. Check out this pic.


I've never passed out drunk and pissed myself either. So I've got that going for me.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:53 PM
it's a joke. and a bad one at that. I'm happy for your vagueness.

I was being silly. I'm lucky to have her.

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:54 PM
I was being silly. I'm lucky to have her.

Six left. Wow.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 10:56 PM
Six left. Wow.

Six what? Horcruxes? (was reading Harry Potter VI last night)

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:57 PM
I was being silly. I'm lucky to have her.

silly rabbitt, tricks are for gochiefs!

Donger
02-14-2006, 10:57 PM
Six what? Horcruxes? (was reading Harry Potter VI last night)

I'm gone at 15,000

stevieray
02-14-2006, 10:57 PM
Six what? Horcruxes? (was reading Harry Potter VI last night)

15k

Phobia
02-14-2006, 10:57 PM
I've never passed out drunk and pissed myself either. So I've got that going for me.

Um. Before this picture spins into a pink socks yarn, let me clarify....

Pulled up to Sportsnutz for a promotional event. Parked car and phone rings. Juggling car keys, door handle, cell phone, AND diet coke is not wise when you're in a hurry....

Diet all down my lap. Guess who is on the phone?

Steve.

He's standing 10 feet from me. I hustled to answer the phone and dude is within spitting distance.

So, he suggested assuming the ENDelt pose.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 10:58 PM
I'm gone at 15,000

Ah.

stevieray
02-14-2006, 11:02 PM
He's lying, this was after he got Boomers autograph.

BIG K
02-14-2006, 11:03 PM
Um. Before this picture spins into a pink socks yarn, let me clarify....

Pulled up to Sportsnutz for a promotional event. Parked car and phone rings. Juggling car keys, door handle, cell phone, AND diet coke is not wise when you're in a hurry....

Diet all down my lap. Guess who is on the phone?

Steve.

He's standing 10 feet from me. I hustled to answer the phone and dude is within spitting distance.

So, he suggested assuming the ENDelt pose.

Your with friends now Phil, it's ok. We're here to help you and we care. The first step though is all on you, you must admit you have a problem for us to help.......




:p

Phobia
02-14-2006, 11:05 PM
I have a problem, Keith. I'm not bright enough to know better than posting a picture that is obviously going to earn me YEARS of grief from this crowd. Instead of remembering who the hottest woman was in this thread, all they'll remember is my fatass lying on the ground. :banghead:

Mosbonian
02-14-2006, 11:05 PM
That's Katie. I hope my wife looks that damn good at 50+. So far I like my chances.

My wife is 48 and still looks like she is much younger.....I think it's one of those "Picture of Dorian Gray" things....she and her pictures are looking younger and I keep getting older and grayer....

mmaddog
*******

BIG K
02-14-2006, 11:07 PM
I have a problem, Keith. I'm not bright enough to know better than posting a picture that is obviously going to earn me YEARS of grief from this crowd.

Welcome to my world...... :harumph:

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 11:08 PM
I have a problem, Keith. I'm not bright enough to know better than posting a picture that is obviously going to earn me YEARS of grief from this crowd.

That's interesting. I've actually gotten little grief from what I've posted here. But the Orange Mane did whip this up:

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/7096/347115245204dw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

stevieray
02-14-2006, 11:09 PM
, all they'll remember is my fatass lying on the ground. :banghead:

overcome with emotion..."I really think he liked my sweater...he kept looking at my..."

...faints...splooges...

Katipan
02-14-2006, 11:28 PM
I'm gone at 15,000

That's not ****ing funny.

ENDelt260
02-14-2006, 11:29 PM
Um. Before this picture spins into a pink socks yarn, let me clarify....

Pulled up to Sportsnutz for a promotional event. Parked car and phone rings. Juggling car keys, door handle, cell phone, AND diet coke is not wise when you're in a hurry....

Diet all down my lap. Guess who is on the phone?

Steve.

He's standing 10 feet from me. I hustled to answer the phone and dude is within spitting distance.

So, he suggested assuming the ENDelt pose.

But, of course, it's okay to delete the original pic of me passed out and let only the photoshopped one remain for my own pink socks stigma.

Donger
02-14-2006, 11:30 PM
That's not ****ing funny.

It's not meant to be.

chiefs4me
02-14-2006, 11:33 PM
I'm gone at 15,000







What do you mean, are you leaving for good??

Donger
02-14-2006, 11:35 PM
What do you mean, are you leaving for good??

Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.

leviw
02-14-2006, 11:35 PM
Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.

You're a good man Donger.

Count Alex's Losses
02-14-2006, 11:36 PM
Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.

Why?

Katipan
02-14-2006, 11:37 PM
It's not meant to be.

Your picture is going to be my avatar if you leave me.

chiefs4me
02-14-2006, 11:39 PM
Yes. Donger is leaving for good.

No hard feelings, you f*cking idiot.





no feelings at all for you...BYE

Donger
02-14-2006, 11:40 PM
Your picture is going to be my avatar if you leave me.

I would hope that you wouldn't do that, but that's up to you.

Donger
02-14-2006, 11:55 PM
no feelings at all for you...BYE

Oh now. I think you know that's not true.

Anyway, best of luck to you all.

Goodbye.

58-4ever
02-14-2006, 11:57 PM
15,000 on the dot. BYE!

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 12:09 AM
You'll be back, Donger.

They all come back.

Happy trails until then.

And, you still better call if/when you come to Phoenix. Not being on here doesn't let you off the hook.

Katipan
02-15-2006, 12:14 AM
no feelings at all for you...BYE

You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 12:16 AM
Oh wow.

Halfcan
02-15-2006, 12:18 AM
So long Donger.

Halfcan
02-15-2006, 12:19 AM
You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.

Tell us how you really feel.

chiefs4me
02-15-2006, 12:19 AM
[QUOTE=Donger]Oh now. I think you know that's not true.

Anyway, best of luck to you all.

Goodbye.







:hmmm:

chiefs4me
02-15-2006, 12:26 AM
You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.







I wouldn't expect you to care...we don't know each other...He knew what I meant, as I knew what he meant..:rolleyes:


oh yea, have the four people I have actually met from this board been telling you what a nasty bitch I am........that's what I thought, :D we will get along fine, when you realize that unlike others, I don't care what these "boys" think of me..:thumb: now have a nice day.

and nite nite

Katipan
02-15-2006, 12:28 AM
Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2006, 12:30 AM
Chiefs4me is nice in person. People just turn into ogres on the internet. And she is indeed an inter-ogre. But I don't hold that against her.

luv
02-15-2006, 12:43 AM
how many pm's did that get you? :)
None.

KChiefsQT
02-15-2006, 12:48 AM
You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.
A- ****ing - Men girl!

kregger
02-15-2006, 12:52 AM
Are all V-day threads this romantic? I'm awash with emotion. Think I'll have a beer and check some other BB's.

KChiefsQT
02-15-2006, 01:06 AM
Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.
ROFL

luv
02-15-2006, 01:10 AM
oh yea, have the four people I have actually met from this board been telling you what a nasty bitch I am........that's what I thought, :D we will get along fine, when you realize that unlike others, I don't care what these "boys" think of me..:thumb: now have a nice day.

and nite nite
Actually, I call BS on this one. I don't know how many times you've accused me of saying things just because the "boys" would like it. Who gives a flying **** what the boys think? I say what want to say when I want to say it. I've seen you accusing others of doing the same thing. Why the **** do you care what other females are saying and why? Just because we don't agree with what you say, we're trying to impress someone? Man, and people say I'M the drama queen. I think you care more about what they think than any of us do. Why else would it irritate you so much?

KChiefsQT
02-15-2006, 01:18 AM
Actually, I call BS on this one. I don't know how many times you've accused me of saying things just because the "boys" would like it. Who gives a flying **** what the boys think? I say what want to say when I want to say it. I've seen you accusing others of doing the same thing. Why the **** do you care what other females are saying and why? Just because we don't agree with what you say, we're trying to impress someone? Man, and people say I'M the drama queen. I think you care more about what they think than any of us do. Why else would it irritate you so much?
Cause she's an old cranky bitch and we're fun.

The Bad Guy
02-15-2006, 02:40 AM
Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.

That is just awesome.

I think if Clint ever divorces red, he should get with Chiefs4me.

It would be a lovely pairing.

luv
02-15-2006, 02:44 AM
That is just awesome.

I think if Clint ever divorces red, he should get with Chiefs4me.

It would be a lovely pairing.
Ouch.

QuikSsurfer
02-15-2006, 03:20 AM
Something tells me that this might not work out like you planned.

:stupid:

QuikSsurfer
02-15-2006, 03:22 AM
You know... I try and keep an open mind. I figure women act out on the Internet because of a lack of attention at home. I don't really want you dressing like a slut and shaking your ass at a club, so I support you using the Internet as a toilet for your bile.

But I'm told... Over and over. That you're just a nasty, bitter, ugly, stupid bitch that brings every iota of negative attention upon her own stringy tresses.

Usually a girl can be a slut. She can be stupid. She can have the self esteem of a crack whore. And I'd be hoo rah sisterhood. I'd still feel affection for the dumb twat.

You on the other hand could die tomorrow and I don't think I'd even bother posting in your eulogy thread.

Unless ENDelt or Donger started it.

work on that keeping an open mind thing. :shake:

Bob Dole
02-15-2006, 08:37 AM
Yeah - she looks much better sober. Heh. I'm glad there are no photos of 12 hours after that pic....

Bob Dole missed a golden blackmail opportunity with that one.

sedated
02-15-2006, 08:46 AM
Are all V-day threads this romantic? I'm awash with emotion. Think I'll have a beer and check some other BB's.


these threads tend to get a little nasty at 2am.

I'm not sure if it's the liquor, or the loneliness mixed with animalistic sexual desire.

Katipan
02-15-2006, 08:58 AM
work on that keeping an open mind thing. :shake:

Why? Are you a disgusting piece of shit too?

Saulbadguy
02-15-2006, 09:06 AM
Another BakedBeans4me thread?

jspchief
02-15-2006, 09:20 AM
Are any of these chicks really "hotties"? Or are they just hot for internet football bulletin board members?

It reminds me of when I was in high school and you'd talk about which teacher you'd like to bang. Your buddies are saying "Oh, Mrs. So-and-so is hot". But the reality is she's only hot in comparison to the other teachers around her. Out in the real world, you'd just see her as some lady who's a little too old to have that many buttons undone on her blouse. I call it "teacher hot". Other examples are "co-worker hot" and "neighbor hot". It all just stems from the man's need to rank women in every facet of life, determining which one is best suited to bear the fruit of his loins.

The reality is, none of the girls I've seen on here are hot. Some are decent, cute, and maybe even out of my league. But I'm not going to lie to myself and call them hot, just because they are the best of a bad lot.

Baby Lee
02-15-2006, 09:25 AM
Are any of these chicks really "hotties"? Or are they just hot for internet football bulletin board members?

It reminds me of when I was in high school and you'd talk about which teacher you'd like to bang. Your buddies are saying "Oh, Mrs. So-and-so is hot". But the reality is she's only hot in comparison to the other teachers around her. Out in the real world, you'd just see her as some lady who's a little too old to have that many buttons undone on her blouse. I call it "teacher hot". Other examples are "co-worker hot" and "neighbor hot". It all just stems from the man's need to rank women in every facet of life, determining which one is best suited to bear the fruit of his loins.

The reality is, none of the girls I've seen on here are hot. Some are decent, cute, and maybe even out of my league. But I'm not going to lie to myself and call them hot, just because they are the best of a bad lot.
Did you miss the part where they posted on a FB BB, which brings up the probability that they LIKE FOOTBALL!!??

'teacher hot' + likes FB = hot enough for me.

milkman
02-15-2006, 09:27 AM
Why? Are you a disgusting piece of shit too?

No, he's not.

He'd have to take several hundred steps up to reach that high level.

jspchief
02-15-2006, 09:28 AM
Did you miss the part where they posted on a FB BB, which brings up the probability that they LIKE FOOTBALL!!??

'teacher hot' + likes FB = hot enough for me.That may be true. Certainly in real life.

But at least for me, on the internet, where true hotness is just a link away, it's not enough to make me act like a hormone charged 14 year old like a lot of these morons do.

Saulbadguy
02-15-2006, 09:58 AM
That may be true. Certainly in real life.

But at least for me, on the internet, where true hotness is just a link away, it's not enough to make me act like a hormone charged 14 year old like a lot of these morons do.
In the back of their mind, they think they "have a chance."

KC Dan
02-15-2006, 10:04 AM
Yah see that's the fun part, bitter girl. I did ignore the boys. For quite a long time. I've even yelled at Brian.

But no more. You're just a nasty bitch.

I may not accelerate when I see you crossing the street, but hell if I'm going to brake.
You & Brian are a match made in heaven. That would be exactly what I would expect him to say. mouthpiece in the background???


brian, are you there.....

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:06 AM
I was only watching and laughing. She's far more creative than I am.

Baby Lee
02-15-2006, 10:07 AM
In the back of their mind, they think 'if Endelt has a chance . . . '
Fixed your post.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:08 AM
Hey, I'm charming, damnit.

KC Dan
02-15-2006, 10:10 AM
I was only watching and laughing. She's far more creative than I am.
It's a shame that I only have a 1 hour layover in PHX on Monday on my way to tourist spot Albuquerque for Tuesday meeting. I would have liked seeing you again and meeting that female Iowanian impersonator you have there. I'll be in Phoenix soon, I'm sure cause Intel is building a new 300mm fab there and we have to man it with 8 new people.

sedated
02-15-2006, 10:12 AM
That may be true. Certainly in real life.

But at least for me, on the internet, where true hotness is just a link away, it's not enough to make me act like a hormone charged 14 year old like a lot of these morons do.


that's a good point and i definitely agree.

but, having overwhelming hotness only a click away, we men have gotten spoiled when it comes to beauty.

We cannot compare normal women to the ones on TV or the internet.

Just as you said, we must keep them in their proper category. "Chiefs fan hot" vs. "Celebrity hot"

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:12 AM
that female Iowanian impersonator you have there.

I'm pretty sure she's taller than Iowanian.

Katipan
02-15-2006, 10:16 AM
It's a shame that I only have a 1 hour layover in PHX on Monday on my way to tourist spot Albuquerque for Tuesday meeting. I would have liked seeing you again and meeting that female Iowanian impersonator you have there. I'll be in Phoenix soon, I'm sure cause Intel is building a new 300mm fab there and we have to man it with 8 new people.

awwww

For that compliment, the first 5 shots of Jager are on me.

KC Dan
02-15-2006, 10:34 AM
awwww

For that compliment, the first 5 shots of Jager are on me.
Could this be true! ROFL

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:35 AM
She means she's buying, damnit.

KC Dan
02-15-2006, 10:36 AM
She means she's buying, damnit.
killjoy

jspchief
02-15-2006, 10:52 AM
awwww

For that compliment, the first 5 shots of Jager are on me.So does Endelt do Lemon Drops while you and the other boys drink Jaeger?

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:54 AM
So does Endelt do Lemon Drops while you and the other boys drink Jaeger?
Let's not be silly. I don't drink alcohol. I just quiety sip my water until she tells me it's time for me to drive home and pray she doesn't hit me.

Katipan
02-15-2006, 11:00 AM
Now they know you're lying.
When are you ever quiet?

milkman
02-15-2006, 11:08 AM
Now they know you're lying.
When are you ever quiet?

When he's passed out?

Nzoner
02-15-2006, 11:12 AM
When he's passed out?

Hell no,he snores,loudly.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 11:14 AM
Sometimes I talk in my sleep as well.

cadmonkey
02-15-2006, 11:18 AM
She means she's buying, damnit.


hey, cut the sh*t. when did you become so possesive? time to share kid.