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Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 12:41 PM
After 13 years in the classroom, I had a first today....

A male sophomore student created a disruption in study hall by engaging in self-stimulation; specifically.....shall we say, "disciplining his primate." Once the disruption became clear and had been brought to my attention by other students, I thought he'd quit and give me an "out," and we could pretend it wasn't happening....so we could "ignore" it. Alas, he insisted on spending 20 seconds to "finish." Thus he had to be sent to the office....

:banghead:

I guess the dude had a Valentine letdown.....but I also wonder if it had something to do with this week's release of SportsIllustrated's annual swimsuit issue..... ;)

Either way, the dude needs to develop some social skills. We are thinking he almost assuredly was "under the influence" of something....because he's a pretty normal kid, otherwise. :shake:

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 12:42 PM
I just don't understand why teenagers can't just wait to go home and do that.

SLAG
02-15-2006, 12:43 PM
kid is just starving for attention

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 12:43 PM
I just don't understand why teenagers can't just wait to go home and do that.

Yup, that was the collective question his classmates had too.

Saulbadguy
02-15-2006, 12:44 PM
He be strokin.

http://strokinwank.ytmnd.com/

htismaqe
02-15-2006, 12:46 PM
Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.

Kclee
02-15-2006, 12:46 PM
Is study hall still in the cafeteria? It's bad either way, but the fact that he could be doing that where people eat...

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 12:47 PM
I understand if your sexually playing with a lady somewhere in the school bulding during class hours. I have and my ex and I almost got caught. Principal saw us walking out of a closet and later asked me what we were doing alone in there. "I had my hand up her shirt, sir."

I found out before if you told our principal the truth about something like that, that he never believed you. So I told him the truth and it worked.

seclark
02-15-2006, 12:47 PM
Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.
but, i was done w/my algebra dad...
sec

Chiefnj
02-15-2006, 12:48 PM
That'll teach Kotter not to wear his leather chaps without skivvies to class.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 12:48 PM
When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 12:48 PM
Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.


If a person has to do it during class hours he's got a severe problem. Wait 8 hours and do it when you get home.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 12:49 PM
Is study hall still in the cafeteria? It's bad either way, but the fact that he could be doing that where people eat...

That would give one pause about asking for Mayonaise with their sandwich, I suppose.... ROFL

No. It's a regular classroom. No one wanted to sit anywhere near his desk after he left....

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 12:49 PM
If a person has to do it during class hours he's got a severe problem. Wait 8 hours and do it when you get home.
Do they have section eight to get out of high school?

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 12:50 PM
When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.


Hahaha...that would be hilarious to see them get caught.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 12:50 PM
That'll teach Kotter not to wear his leather chaps without skivvies to class.

I know. Or at least I won't wear the "assless" ones next time....

:p

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 12:50 PM
Do they have section eight to get out of high school?


I guess I'm stupid and don't get it.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 12:51 PM
I guess I'm stupid and don't get it.
Watch Full Metal Jacket.

Chiefnj
02-15-2006, 12:51 PM
Sometimes when the train leaves the station, there's just no coming back to the platform.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 12:51 PM
Normal teenage boys whack it.

I don't know of any normal ones that whack it in STUDY HALL.

That's ****ed up.

I suspect there are some issues that have emerged recently, if they weren't all ready there....nothing in his record to indicate it, though.... :shake:

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 12:52 PM
Watch Full Metal Jacket.

I got that DVD. I guess I'll have to watch it again.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 12:57 PM
When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.

Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.

IIRC, it also happened with music students in an unsupervised choir room, and in the restrooms on a couple of occaisions over the years.

It also happened on a school bus with between a female "team trainer" and some football players....this year, actually. They are still sorting that one out....

Dunit35
02-15-2006, 01:00 PM
We had a girl with size AA's decided to show her boobs to everyone on the bus once. She got OSS for 3 days because of it.

Count Zarth
02-15-2006, 01:00 PM
Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.

IIRC, it also happened with music students in an unsupervised choir room, and in the restrooms on a couple of occaisions over the years.

It also happened on a school bus with between a female "team trainer" and some football players....this year, actually. They are still sorting that one out....

You're getting me all hot.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 01:12 PM
You're getting me all hot.

I wouldn't be surprised.

I suspect you can "relate" to this kid.... :p

Count Zarth
02-15-2006, 01:15 PM
I wouldn't be surprised.

I suspect you can "relate" to this kid.... :p

Uh, no. The one time I needed to bust a nut at school, I did it in a stall.

OK so there was one other time, but I was alone in the room and I locked the door.

beavis
02-15-2006, 01:35 PM
Uh, no. The one time I needed to bust a nut at school, I did it in a stall.

OK so there was one other time, but I was alone in the room and I locked the door.
You need many years of therapy. Many, many, many f*ckin' years of therapy.

mike_b_284
02-15-2006, 01:43 PM
I'll bet this kid changes schools by the end of the month. I doubt any high school kids will let him live this one down.

Phobia
02-15-2006, 01:46 PM
That was simply his version of seduction, Rob. He wants you.

Skip Towne
02-15-2006, 01:56 PM
You can hardly blame the kid. "Brokeback" Kotter is one sexy dude.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 02:11 PM
That was simply his version of seduction, Rob. He wants you.

Eh. Wrong gender. Otherwise, I might be flattered. Heh.

You can hardly blame the kid. "Brokeback" Kotter is one sexy dude.

Do you know that guy, personally? :p

Hog Farmer
02-15-2006, 02:19 PM
I swear to God this is true, When I worked on a farm in North Carolina we had a labor hand we sent out to plow up a small field. He didn't come back for quite some time so we decided to go check on him and we drove up from behind and he was just sitting there with the tractor running. We got out and walked around and sure enough he was sittin there wackin his carrott. He also dug a hole one time with the backhoe for burying dead hogs, when he got done he picked the boom and stabilizer legs up and proceeded to drive right in the hole. We should have just covered him up but we did'nt.

Rain Man
02-15-2006, 03:09 PM
Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?

mcan
02-15-2006, 03:16 PM
Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?


Uh... Yeah! Come to think of it... You put it that way, and I can't see how anyone could possibly NOT whack it in a study hall.

mike_b_284
02-15-2006, 03:54 PM
Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?
ROFL ROFL
makes me miss high school

Wile_E_Coyote
02-15-2006, 03:59 PM
things have changed since I was in school. You can't spank the kids, but they can spank themselves

Nzoner
02-15-2006, 04:04 PM
Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.

Was she a howler?

Count Zarth
02-15-2006, 04:06 PM
Mmmmmm...perky teenage breast.

Dartgod
02-15-2006, 04:58 PM
I can't believe no one else has said it.

If you had only licked his baows, like he asked...

mike_b_284
02-15-2006, 04:59 PM
I can't believe no one else has said it.

If you had only licked his baows, like he asked...

?
Did I miss something here?

Dartgod
02-15-2006, 05:03 PM
?
Did I miss something here?
Most likely.

Rain Man
02-15-2006, 05:13 PM
Heh. We've had that with a male and female gym teacher caught in the locker room after practice......about 10-12 years ago.


I don't get it. Were they seducing a female student, or were they just looking at Playboys?

ArrowheadHawk
02-15-2006, 05:15 PM
this thread sucks.....or is the right word beats

SLAG
02-15-2006, 05:28 PM
The best thing about High school girls....

I get older..

They stay the same age....

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 05:31 PM
I can't believe no one else has said it.

If you had only licked his baows, like he asked...

Not the same kid. Nor my preferred gender anyway. :p


?
Did I miss something here?

A previous thread.....heh.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=84654

chefsos
02-15-2006, 06:30 PM
Was she a howler?
Heh.

"But why do they call her 'Lassie'?"

"Up there, my boy, and all will become clear. Aoooooooooooo!"

blueballs
02-15-2006, 07:03 PM
email him this
http://www.1greatadultstore.com/Merchant2/merchant.mv?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=1&Product_Code=RD102

CoMoChief
02-15-2006, 07:48 PM
Gotta give the guy credit for being able to finish in 20sec after being caught I guess.........???

ChiefsCountry
02-15-2006, 08:16 PM
Kid should go to Arizona State when he graduates, then you can do in the library.

Rain Man
02-15-2006, 08:17 PM
Gotta give the guy credit for being able to finish in 20sec after being caught I guess.........???

At first, one would think that the distraction of being caught would quell the process, but then again I remember being 17.

Rain Man
02-15-2006, 08:20 PM
On a slightly different topic, I remember being in sophomore English class in high school when two friends of mine got into a fight. They were both very nice guys and not troublemakers at all, and I have no idea what happened. Apparently, one of them took exception to something the other one did, and it all escalated in silence while we were all reading. All of a sudden - BAM! - they were both up whaling away at each other and the teacher was running towards them like a girl. I never did figure out what happened.

KcMizzou
02-15-2006, 08:24 PM
This reads like the first part of a letter to the NAMBLA newsletter forums.

SLAG
02-15-2006, 09:17 PM
This reads like the first part of a letter to the NAMBLA newsletter forums.


And what pray tell were you doing over there?

:hmmm:

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:28 PM
Was she a howler?

No. That was Porky's IIRC.....

Actually, this woman was much, much hotter; they ended up married. Heh.

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 09:29 PM
Did you rub his nose in it afterwards?

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:29 PM
Was he sitting behind a particularly attractive teenage girl, with her hair flowing back and forth all silky smooth and lustrous, and her derriere sticking out between the seat and that first wooden slat on the back so that he could see the small of her back tapering down toward a thong waistband and then beginning to flare into her pert nether regions, and then perhaps just the slightest curve of perky teenage breast where it swells beyond her rib cage so that it's visible from behind?

Eh, no....as a matter of fact. Sounds like you might have "known" someone like that though..... ROFL

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:35 PM
Did you rub his nose in it afterwards?

No. But I overheard one of the suspected "high mileage" girls from class say to one of the other girls....."what a waste." I don't know if she meant him, or his secretion.

I just suppressed a laugh, and shook my head. She turned really, really red once she realized I had heard the comment....

SLAG
02-15-2006, 09:36 PM
No. But I overheard one of the suspected "high mileage" girls from class say to one of the other girls....."what a waste." I don't know if she meant him, or his secretion.

I just suppressed a laugh, and shook my head. She turned really, really red once she realized I had heard the comment....


You could have said..


Ive got a full tank for you right here baby.... and a A+ in the class if you mind the boys

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:41 PM
You could have said..


Ive got a full tank for you right here baby.... and a A+ in the class if you mind the boys

Sad to say, I've gotten past that. I admire their beauty, but no serious sensual thought involving them ever crosses my mind. They are kids.

My preferences have moved into MILF territory....sometimes my male colleagues and I do compare notes after parent-teacher conferences over how many we had that evening.

SLAG
02-15-2006, 09:43 PM
Sad to say, I've gotten past that. I admire their beauty, but no serious sensual thought involving them ever crosses my mind.


your a better man than me

:huh:

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 09:45 PM
Someday I guess I'll give in to MILF watching, but right now, the 24-29 window is about all I can see. Younger than that and they're immature, older than that, all the decent ones are taken, leaving you with the fatties, the uglies, those with kids and those with overwhelming baggage.

Out of fairness, I'm in the fatty, ugly, overwhelming baggage group myself, but that doesn't impact my vision.

Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 09:46 PM
When I was in HS a girl got caught blowing a boy in the back of a freshman science class. Yes, during lecture.

I just saw that in a porn the other night.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:49 PM
Someday I guess I'll give in to MILF watching, but right now, the 24-29 window is about all I can see. Younger than that and they're immature, older than that, all the decent ones are taken, leaving you with the fatties, the uglies, those with kids and those with overwhelming baggage.

Out of fairness, I'm in the fatty, ugly, overwhelming baggage group myself, but that doesn't impact my vision.

Aim high, Kyle. Nothing wrong with that....

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:51 PM
I just saw that in a porn the other night.

Wow. A female Chief's fan....who has a sense of humor....and watches porn.

Zach is a lucky fella.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 09:52 PM
your a better man than me

:huh:

I'm also nearly twice your age! :banghead:

:(

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 09:52 PM
Aim high, Kyle. Nothing wrong with that....I aim for nothing, only look.

Single dude for the duration. Once was enough. I'm not all that interested in finding my next ex.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 09:53 PM
I just saw that in a porn the other night.
Was it shot on location at Wm. Chrisman High School?

KcMizzou
02-15-2006, 09:53 PM
Zach is a lucky fella.Oh wow.

Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 09:57 PM
Wow. A female Chief's fan....who has a sense of humor....and watches porn.

Zach is a lucky fella.

Zach?

SPchief
02-15-2006, 09:59 PM
Zach?


Zach, Clint, Saul, Whoever

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:00 PM
Maybe all of the above?

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:01 PM
Zach?

ZachKC...

It has to be true; I read it here on the Planet, on the internet.

Another example of Clint's warning to us to heed the dangers of cyber-flirting....;)

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:02 PM
The ambiguously gay teacher has a point.

Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 10:02 PM
ZachKC...

It has to be true; I read it here on the Planet, on the internet.

Another example of Clint's warning to us to heed the dangers of cyber-flirting....;)


Oh I see. The Zachie Poo thing. I've actually been stalking a different Planeteer as of late.

SPchief
02-15-2006, 10:03 PM
Oh I see. The Zachie Poo thing. I've actually been stalking a different Planeteer as of late.


You've been sitting in your car outside of Gochiefs house haven't you??

Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 10:04 PM
You've been sitting in your car outside of Gochiefs house haven't you??

Shhhhhhhh.....

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:05 PM
Oh I see. The Zachie Poo thing. I've actually been stalking a different Planeteer as of late.

Be careful. Skip's too old to be stalking. His heart wouldn't be able to take it...

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:06 PM
I was going to go with a "Jenny bangs her head on the underside of gochiefs desk" joke here, but the suspension of disbelief is just too much.

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:06 PM
Shhhhhhhh.....Put the earplug back in, your brains are leaking out again.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:07 PM
Put the earplug back in, your brains are leaking out again.
Eventually JimNasium will feel amorous and give her a refill, I'm sure.

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:09 PM
Grey matter/offwhite goo. Not much difference.

Logical
02-15-2006, 10:10 PM
I don't want to read the entire thread but was this student literally engaged in pocket pool or did he actually have it out and was whacking it for everyone to see?

Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 10:11 PM
I don't want to read the entire thread but was this student literally engaged in pocket pool or did he actually have it out and was whacking it for everyone to see?

This is why I adore Vlad.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:12 PM
Grey matter/offwhite goo. Not much difference.
I was going more for the old "Quayle's wife blowing in his ear" joke... but, whatever.

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:13 PM
I was going more for the old "Quayle's wife blowing in his ear" joke... but, whatever.It's late and I'm sober. Ugly combination.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:14 PM
I don't want to read the entire thread but was this student literally engaged in pocket pool or did he actually have it out and was whacking it for everyone to see?

ROFL

He was....eh, "discrete".....kinda.

Baggy pants, with a small pup tent as he left....too bad Khaki's show moisture pretty quickly. He had no chance of denial at that point....

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:15 PM
Oh man, now we've crossed the line.

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:15 PM
too bad Khaki's show moisture pretty quickly. He had no chance of denial at that point....

He should've gotten the Stain Defender khaki's. Then Kotter could've stared at the kid's crotch all day and not noticed.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:15 PM
Oh man, now we've crossed the line.

That would be a first, here....

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:15 PM
Oh man, now we've crossed the line.
Not quite yet... but, I'm working on it.

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:16 PM
Not quite yet... but, I'm working on it.Good work, that.

Logical
02-15-2006, 10:16 PM
Oh man, now we've crossed the line.You know you were just not quite ready to ask.

SLAG
02-15-2006, 10:18 PM
damn the whole time i thought he was playing this

http://www.9ballpool.co.uk/images/amazon/B000059WZT.02.MZZZZZZZ.jpg

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:19 PM
He should've gotten the Stain Defender khaki's. Then Kotter could've stared at the kid's crotch all day and not noticed.

ROFL

Hardly...no pun intended.

Actually, as I wrote the pass with him standing in front of my desk, me seated....it was difficult not to notice. Especially after a few small girls squealed......"Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh! That's sick!"

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:20 PM
with him standing in front of my desk, me seated....it was difficult not to notice.

Love is in the air...

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:22 PM
I think Kotter's making this worse with the truth than any of us could try to.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:22 PM
Love is in the air...

ROFL THAT would be Clayton...

It was all I could do to keep from not laughing out loud until the kids were out of the room....I was literally laughing so hard, I was crying as I recounted it later to colleagues.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:24 PM
I think Kotter's making this worse with the truth than any of us could try to.

Often, real life is more difficult to believe than fiction.... :shake:

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:25 PM
What a difference a word makesUntil the kids were out of the room....I was literally so hard, I was crying as I recounted it later to colleagues.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:26 PM
What a difference a word makes

ROFL


:spock:


Wait, you mean ME..... :hmmm:



:cuss: :cuss: :cuss:

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 10:27 PM
You wear a trenchcoat to work, don't you.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:30 PM
You wear a trenchcoat to work, don't you.

You got me...

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:42 PM
When did you decide to become a teacher, Rob?

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:45 PM
When did you decide to become a teacher, Rob?

Thought about it in HS; didn't become serious until I was about 26....

ENDelt260
02-15-2006, 10:45 PM
When did you decide to become a teacher, Rob?
When he found out he could stare at young boys crotches and get away with it... even occassionally write them notes... I'm guessing.

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:48 PM
Thought about it in HS; didn't become serious until I was about 26....

Why'd you want to become a teacher?

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:49 PM
When he found out he could stare at young boys crotches and get away with it... even occassionally write them notes... I'm guessing.

If I catch a glimpse of somone, it's definitely not the boys. You're confusing me with the band and music teachers, heh....

But as I said earlier, they all seem like children to me, so even the very attractive girls don't inspire anything more than, "She's very attractive" sorts of thoughts....

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:51 PM
Why'd you want to become a teacher?

Uh, to teach. :shrug:

I enjoy academia, and working with kids; I like seeing them learn, grow, and improve.... yadda, yadda.....

If you are going somewhere with this, just be direct....

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:52 PM
How direct would you like me to be?

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:53 PM
How direct would you like me to be?

Okay, just kidding. No I'm just wondering cause I think I've a calling for teaching.

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:55 PM
Being in high school, I often wonder what those teachers talk about privately when they're at lunch or something.

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:57 PM
Being in high school, I often wonder what those teachers talk about privately when they're at lunch or something.

This would make a great satirical film.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:58 PM
Okay, just kidding. No I'm just wondering cause I think I've a calling for teaching.

From what I've seen of you here, I can see it. Go for it....but be well aware of the financial sacrifice involved. It's substantial, given the education that is required of you....compared to similarly educated professionals, even when you adjust salaries to a per hour basis. I figure it works out to about $25-30 per hour...similar occupations and education will earn twice that, easily.

It's easy to be idealistic and say, eh....I can live off that. Kids and family can change that though; and the economic reality is driving a lot of good teachers out of the profession....in droves.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 10:59 PM
This would make a great satirical film.

It would be.....I've got enough anecdotes for a decent short book already....

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 10:59 PM
I like that "go to inner city school and the system will pay off your college loans" plan.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 11:04 PM
Being in high school, I often wonder what those teachers talk about privately when they're at lunch or something.

Eh, the same things as other people.....some bitch and complain, I try to avoid them for the most part. I try to hang with those who are positive and have a sense of humor, and can find the lighter side to some serious and some sad situations--but never, ever, in a mean-spirited sort of way.

All but a very few teachers I know, are professional, intelligent, and have kids and their well-being as their foremost priority. But it's not that way everywhere; we have a good district and good kids, overall. You gotta enjoy what you do, and 90% of the time I love going to work--look forward to getting to school. To me, that's important. However, the finances are causing me to rethink my options....

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 11:09 PM
I like that "go to inner city school and the system will pay off your college loans" plan.

Just know what you are getting into. I greatly admire teachers who can do that well. The broken homes, dysfunctional families, poverty, lack of respect for education in those neighborhoods, and the financial constraints of some of those districts make "teaching" in those schools really tough. It almost becomes more of a "let's get this kid to care about school, and understand the importance of education, and help them to make good choices" kind of job. It shouldn't be that way, but first things come first. If kids don't like school or care about getting a diploma or see the "light" at the end of the tunnel.....they aren't going to learn what you are teaching them. Unfortunately, that means the real academics and education they get....tends to be substandard.

I don't know if I'm making sense or not....but.....that's my view.

Jenson71
02-15-2006, 11:09 PM
All but a very few teachers I know, are professional, intelligent, and have kids and their well-being as their foremost priority. But it's not that way everywhere; we have a good district and good kids, overall. You gotta enjoy what you do, and 90% of the time I love going to work--look forward to getting to school. To me, that's important. However, the finances are causing me to rethink my options....

Iowa teachers make an average 28K I read. That's just too little for me. A science teacher at my school has been there for over 15 years, makes $35K. Still doesn't look good.

Demonpenz
02-15-2006, 11:13 PM
sometimes i would just slide a half empty bottle of vapor rub in my pants and just go at it in the library. Everyone just thought i had a cold.

Mr. Kotter
02-15-2006, 11:14 PM
Iowa teachers make an average 28K I read. That's just too little for me. A science teacher at my school has been there for over 15 years, makes $35K. Still doesn't look good.

It's discouraging, that's for sure. If you get married, and the wife is a professional....two decent salaries put you in the 60-70K or more range, which you should be able to be "comfortable" with....but it's certainly not lavish, in the least. Then kids and childcare costs, and medical expenses with kids can really eat into that....and you begin to look around and say, "I have more education......I work harder..... I am more intelligent....and have better interpersonal and communicative skills than a whole lot of people" who make a whole lot more money than you will. That's tough. But money isn't everything either.....depends on one's priorities.

I gotta hit the rack, Jens. PM me if you have questions. I'd be happy to share my thoughts....good night.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-15-2006, 11:23 PM
It's discouraging, that's for sure. If you get married, and the wife is a professional....two decent salaries put you in the 60-70K or more range, which you should be able to be "comfortable" with....but it's certainly not lavish, in the least. Then kids and childcare costs, and medical expenses with kids can really eat into that....and you begin to look around and say, "I have more education......I work harder..... I am more intelligent....and have better interpersonal and communicative skills than a whole lot of people" who make a whole lot more money than you will. That's tough. But money isn't everything either.....depends on one's priorities.

I gotta hit the rack, Jens. PM me if you have questions. I'd be happy to share my thoughts....good night.

If it makes you feel any better, the stipend that I get for teaching College Freshman Comp is 7900 bucks.

On a brighter note, perhaps your kid was just trying to get a section 8, like Handjob in FMJ.

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 06:11 AM
sometimes i would just slide a half empty bottle of vapor rub in my pants and just go at it in the library. Everyone just thought i had a cold.

Hope you didn't ever mistake the Icy Hot for Vicks.....heh. :p

If it makes you feel any better, the stipend that I get for teaching College Freshman Comp is 7900 bucks.

On a brighter note, perhaps your kid was just trying to get a section 8, like Handjob in FMJ.

If you're a TA who's younger, and getting tuition and fees paid along with it, that's not a bad deal....

I think the section 8 is only for military folks, heh.

UPDATE:

I'm already hearing from students that the dude won a $100 bet with a kid that he would do it....like I said, he's a pretty "normal" kid otherwise really, so that would surprise me.

If he was that hard up for $100 bucks, I don't know whether to pity him, or admire him.... :hmmm:

SLAG
02-16-2006, 08:14 AM
UPDATE:

I'm already hearing from students that the dude won a $100 bet with a kid that he would do it....like I said, he's a pretty "normal" kid otherwise really, so that would surprise me.

If he was that hard up for $100 bucks, I don't know whether to pity him, or admire him.... :hmmm:
When I was in HS.

Id get a plate full of nothing but condiments and tell everyone that if there was enuff money on the table i would smash my face in the condiments.

It would be a Concotion of Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, BBq Sauce, and what ever else we could find that day.

Usally worth a good 20-40 bucks.

Not bad for just having to wash your face.

Boozer
02-16-2006, 08:17 AM
Hope you didn't ever mistake the Icy Hot for Vicks.....heh. :p



If you're a TA who's younger, and getting tuition and fees paid along with it, that's not a bad deal....

I think the section 8 is only for military folks, heh.

UPDATE:

I'm already hearing from students that the dude won a $100 bet with a kid that he would do it....like I said, he's a pretty "normal" kid otherwise really, so that would surprise me.

If he was that hard up for $100 bucks, I don't know whether to pity him, or admire him.... :hmmm:

$100 for snapping one off...This kid get suspended? So he gets off, gets a hundy, and gets to miss school? Genious.

chagrin
02-16-2006, 08:19 AM
"You don't have to worry about me sir, I won a contest."

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 08:20 AM
When I was in HS.

Id get a plate full of nothing but condiments and tell everyone that if there was enuff money on the table i would smash my face in the condiments.

It would be a Concotion of Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, BBq Sauce, and what ever else we could find that day.

Usally worth a good 20-40 bucks.

Not bad for just having to wash your face.

:hmmm: I suppose; just a trip to the restroom....

How much would it have taken you to do what this kid did, though? :spock:

I can't imagine that.... :shake:

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 08:20 AM
$100 for snapping one off...This kid get suspended? So he gets off, gets a hundy, and gets to miss school? Genious.

Yeah. I just hope it doesn't start a trend.... :shake:

Boozer
02-16-2006, 08:22 AM
Yeah. I just hope it doesn't start a trend.... :shake:

Think of the upside. With enough experience, you might be able to parlay this into a porn set cleaning job in the summers. I hear the San Fernando Valley is great that time of year.

el borracho
02-16-2006, 08:24 AM
My Ding-A-Ling-A-Ling

When I was a little biddy boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Two Silver bells on a string
She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling

My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling
My Ding-A-Ling My Ding-A-Ling won't you play with My Ding-A-Ling

When I was little boy In Grammar school
Always went by the very best rule
But Evertime the bell would ring
You'd catch me playing with my ding-a-ling

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 08:32 AM
Think of the upside. With enough experience, you might be able to parlay this into a porn set cleaning job in the summers. I hear the San Fernando Valley is great that time of year.

:Lin:

:shake:


That mental image is gonna scar me for life. :banghead:

sedated
02-16-2006, 08:50 AM
"You don't have to worry about me sir, I won a contest."

I think this qulaifies as the anti-"contest"


i can't belieive someone would shame themselves for life for $100.

he should have to register as a sex offender, like that guy who f*cked a sheep.

ENDelt260
02-16-2006, 09:05 AM
In my HS biology class we dissected a squid. Some dude at a squid's eye... remember, these things had been in formaldehyde or whatever... for something ridiculous like 5 or 10 dollars.

He got sick later in the day. I'm guessing he regrets taking that bet.

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 09:41 AM
In my HS biology class we dissected a squid. Some dude at a squid's eye... remember, these things had been in formaldehyde or whatever... for something ridiculous like 5 or 10 dollars.

He got sick later in the day. I'm guessing he regrets taking that bet.

:Lin:

At least he still had his dignity, which is more than this kid's gonna be able to say.....

ENDelt260
02-16-2006, 10:06 AM
Heh... do any students at your school know you post on this site?

Can't wait for word to spread through the halls that the Masturbating Bandit is "internet famous".

Katipan
02-16-2006, 10:11 AM
:Lin:

:shake:


That mental image is gonna scar me for life. :banghead:


HEY!

The Valley is beautiful. :p

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 10:20 AM
Heh... do any students at your school know you post on this site?

Can't wait for word to spread through the halls that the Masturbating Bandit is "internet famous".

Nope. No one I know, knows--that I know of....heh (except the IT guy who's given me tips to avoid having the site "flagged.") That's been by design. ;)

HEY!

The Valley is beautiful. :p

It's not the Valley, it's the cleaning of the "set" that would be frightening. :shake:

SLAG
02-16-2006, 11:13 AM
Nope. No one I know, knows--that I know of....heh (except the IT guy who's given me tips to avoid having the site "flagged.") That's been by design. ;)



It's not the Valley, it's the cleaning of the "set" that would be frightening. :shake:


What are those tips?

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 11:20 AM
What are those tips?

With our firewall and software... he said just interchange using my login with using the "guest" login....change "usernames" on the site, every other day or so....change computers, or at least logins, every few hours....

Our system isn't as sophisticated as a lot of businesses though....:shrug:

Seek
02-16-2006, 11:24 AM
My 8th grade teacher pleasured herself once in front of the whole class but rubbing her Taco over the corner a desk over and over while giving a lecture. Like we didn't know what she was doing.

ENDelt260
02-16-2006, 11:26 AM
With our firewall and software... he said just interchange using my login with using the "guest" login....change "usernames" on the site, every other day or so....change computers, or at least logins, every few hours....

ROFL Hahahaha.... so it's all been at the IT guy's suggestion, huh?

ROFL

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 11:34 AM
ROFL Hahahaha.... so it's all been at the IT guy's suggestion, huh?

ROFL

Not at all. It just reinforced the idea. :D

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 11:35 AM
My 8th grade teacher pleasured herself once in front of the whole class but rubbing her Taco over the corner a desk over and over while giving a lecture. Like we didn't know what she was doing.

Wish my 8th Grade English teach had done that....she was hot.

mike_b_284
02-16-2006, 11:47 AM
Was it $1000 or $100, I would do it for a grand. How much trouble did he get in. Three day vacation from school and $1000.00 doesn't sound like a bad deal.

sedated
02-16-2006, 01:11 PM
what's the big deal?

I rub one out at my desk every day.

keep it in a jar in the fridge, next to my boss' pudding snacks.

Jilly
02-16-2006, 01:31 PM
so, in Grad School, this guy I knew decided it would be funny if in the middle of class he started spanking it. He grabbed his leather coat and layed it over his lap....I was sitting in back of him and looked over his shoulder and he actually showed it to me....I have no idea if he finished.. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. It's good to know guys like that grow up??!

Mr. Kotter
02-16-2006, 07:41 PM
so, in Grad School, this guy I knew decided it would be funny if in the middle of class he started spanking it. He grabbed his leather coat and layed it over his lap....I was sitting in back of him and looked over his shoulder and he actually showed it to me....I have no idea if he finished.. I didn't know if I should laugh or cry. It's good to know guys like that grow up??!

You didn't offer to help him? :shake:

:p

Extra Point
02-16-2006, 08:25 PM
My 8th grade teacher pleasured herself once in front of the whole class but rubbing her Taco over the corner a desk over and over while giving a lecture. Like we didn't know what she was doing.

Wasn't English class, was it? Must have had the same teacher.

The Bad Guy
02-16-2006, 08:33 PM
The only really good HS stories I have were:

Freshman year shop class. This smoking hot sophomore was a total whore. The teacher left, she gets up and says she'll dance and strip for all the boys for dollar a piece. Everyone immediately got their dollars.

The girl goes into the side classroom and takes off her top and hikes up her skirt and the shop teacher comes in.

The girl starts crying and I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.

11th grade in English, the teacher caught a girl giving a handjob in the back of the class. It was hysterical because she caught them just as he was finishing. She got manchowder all over the sleeve of her sweater.

Ahh, high school.

Seek
02-17-2006, 02:03 PM
Wasn't English class, was it? Must have had the same teacher.

Actually yes it was English class. Did you attend a private school north of the river?

Rain Man
02-17-2006, 02:17 PM
The only really good HS stories I have were:

Freshman year shop class. This smoking hot sophomore was a total whore. The teacher left, she gets up and says she'll dance and strip for all the boys for dollar a piece. Everyone immediately got their dollars.

The girl goes into the side classroom and takes off her top and hikes up her skirt and the shop teacher comes in.

The girl starts crying and I laughed so hard I nearly pissed myself.




So did the teacher kick in a buck too, or did he stop the process?