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Donger
02-15-2006, 11:11 PM
And no, not that "Tropical" crap. Original Fruit only. I prefer to eat all the other 'flavors' besides strawberry, and then savor those.

God, I hate hotels.

Jenny Gump
02-15-2006, 11:12 PM
Did u get those skittles out of the vending machine?

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 11:14 PM
I prefer to eat all the other 'flavors' besides strawberry, and then savor those.That sounds like something I'd do.

You should probably seek help.

Donger
02-15-2006, 11:16 PM
Did u get those skittles out of the vending machine?

Yes. $.85 for bag of f*cking Skittles. Of course, I would have paid $10.85 if required.

Donger
02-15-2006, 11:16 PM
That sounds like something I'd do.

You should probably seek help.

I'm not Irish.

leviw
02-15-2006, 11:16 PM
Yes. $.85 for bag of f*cking Skittles. Of course, I would have paid $10.85 if required.

Welcome back, Donger.

keg in kc
02-15-2006, 11:17 PM
I'm not Irish.Hey, me either.

Donger
02-15-2006, 11:18 PM
Welcome back, Donger.

I never really left. It was an experiment. A rather successful one, too.

Thanks, though.

leviw
02-15-2006, 11:19 PM
I never really left. It was an experiment. A rather successful one, too.

Thanks, though.

Missed the memo. I guess crying myself to sleep last night didn't serve much purpose, huh?

Smed1065
02-15-2006, 11:20 PM
Welcome back, Donger.

Yeah, like we got to enjoy that BS. Its not our fault your not Irish, do not take it out on us!

Donger
02-15-2006, 11:22 PM
Missed the memo. I guess crying myself to sleep last night didn't serve much purpose, huh?

Unless you wanted to test the absorption limits of your pillows, no.

leviw
02-15-2006, 11:24 PM
Unless you wanted to test the absorption limits of your pillows, no.

Actually I ended up curled up next to the empty bottle of Jack I bought to drown the memories. It was really a sad night. All for not.

Katipan
02-15-2006, 11:25 PM
Skittles are my favorite.

*swoon*

Donger
02-15-2006, 11:27 PM
Actually I ended up curled up next to the empty bottle of Jack I bought to drown the memories. It was really a sad night. All for not.

I like to keep the ladies on their toes.

Donger
02-15-2006, 11:27 PM
Skittles are my favorite.

*swoon*

See?

There's another one.

Halfcan
02-15-2006, 11:35 PM
I didn't know you left, so I guess its not a surprise you're back. Welcome back.

leviw
02-15-2006, 11:35 PM
I like to keep the ladies on their toes.

Hoes on their toes.

I like it.

Rain Man
02-16-2006, 09:27 AM
Whenever I stay in a hotel, my tradition is to go out at least one night and find Chinese food, and then hit the hotel vending machine for dessert.

Unless, of course, someone's with me, and then I have to be all considerate and stuff and take their opinions into account, which I hate doing.

greg63
02-16-2006, 09:37 AM
And no, not that "Tropical" crap. Original Fruit only. I prefer to eat all the other 'flavors' besides strawberry, and then savor those.

God, I hate hotels.


I'm of the m&m's persuasion myself.

Saulbadguy
02-16-2006, 10:23 AM
Don't eat the sour skittles. They will make your tongue feel like a bloated piece of leather.

Skip Towne
02-16-2006, 10:42 AM
You were gone? What kind of work do you do that makes you travel so much?

Donger
02-16-2006, 03:27 PM
You were gone?

Not in spirit.

What kind of work do you do that makes you travel so much?

Project Manager/Sales.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 03:29 PM
I'm of the m&m's persuasion myself.Me, too, but plain only.

JBucc
02-16-2006, 04:32 PM
You know what else is good? Those jolly rancher suckers

chiefs4me
02-16-2006, 04:38 PM
I never really left. It was an experiment. A rather successful one, too.

Thanks, though.





:hmmm:

Calcountry
02-16-2006, 04:38 PM
The only thing that I don't like about skittles is the after spit it leaves in your mouth.

Thig Lyfe
02-16-2006, 05:04 PM
Original Skittles are great, but Wild Berry Skittles are fantastic.

Jilly
02-16-2006, 05:06 PM
I'm sorry, but strawberry of any candy is always the best.... skittles - great, but the best is Starburst.

Baby Lee
02-16-2006, 05:07 PM
Original Skittles are great, but Wild Berry Skittles are fantastic.
Then what, exactly, is Pibb and Red Vines?

Ceej
02-16-2006, 05:07 PM
Tits is right...

Starbursts > Skittles.

ENDelt260
02-16-2006, 05:09 PM
Me, too, but plain only.
They're not plain anymore. They're milk chocolate.

Donger
02-16-2006, 05:10 PM
I'm sorry, but strawberry of any candy is always the best.... skittles - great, but the best is Starburst.

Oh what crap.

Three words: thin, candy, shell

Although, Starburst are nice when I'm not angry.

Jilly
02-16-2006, 05:12 PM
WAIT!!!!! I'm not kidding, my coworker just came in with something MAGNIFICENT.....a Reese's filled with not just peanut butter, but YES, my dream come true, CARAMEL. Is that the best combo ever? I submit that it is.

Donger
02-16-2006, 05:14 PM
WAIT!!!!! I'm not kidding, my coworker just came in with something MAGNIFICENT.....a Reese's filled with not just peanut butter, but YES, my dream come true, CARAMEL. Is that the best combo ever? I submit that it is.

How are the two combined? Vertically? Horizontally? All mixed together?

Jilly
02-16-2006, 05:15 PM
How are the two combined? Vertically? Horizontally? All mixed together?

They are layered horizontally.

I think I got a little wet....

Donger
02-16-2006, 05:16 PM
They are layered horizontally.

I think I got a little wet....

Sorry. I have that effect on certain women. And gay guys.

Baby Lee
02-16-2006, 05:20 PM
They are layered horizontally.

I think I got a little wet....
be sure to scrub.

Jilly
02-16-2006, 05:23 PM
be sure to scrub.

I would give you rep for that, but being kind of new, I haven't figure out how to do that quite yet!!

Baby Lee
02-16-2006, 05:29 PM
I would give you rep for that, but being kind of new, I haven't figure out how to do that quite yet!!
resist . . . evil . thoughts. . . :evil:

Donger
02-16-2006, 05:31 PM
I would give you rep for that, but being kind of new, I haven't figure out how to do that quite yet!!

Well, the perineum can be rather sensitive. I'd recommend a gentle hand.

Donger
02-16-2006, 05:32 PM
resist . . . evil . thoughts. . . :evil:

ROFL

Calcountry
02-16-2006, 06:08 PM
I would give you rep for that, but being kind of new, I haven't figure out how to do that quite yet!!Ask Donger, he is an expert on leg scrubbing.

Pants
02-16-2006, 06:08 PM
Sour Starburst > all.

SNR
02-16-2006, 06:08 PM
The day they figure out a way to safely package Starburst without those ****ing annoying wrappers on each one is the day they immediately become the best candy in existence.

But because they are so cumbersome, they are around #3 or 4 on my list.

100 Grand would get my vote for #1 but they go down so fast. In less then 30 seconds there's 75 cents down the drain.

I guess I don't really have a favorite in terms of vending machine food. When I'm in a jam and need sustenance, PopTarts are excellent. They're cheap and high in calories, providing the most energy.

Anyway, yeah, Skittles are good.

chefsos
02-16-2006, 06:30 PM
The day they figure out a way to safely package Starburst without those ****ing annoying wrappers on each one is the day they immediately become the best candy in existence.

I thought I was the only one. I generally need to be unwrapping/chewing at a 2:1 ratio to get the proper Starburst experience.

Psyko Tek
02-16-2006, 07:31 PM
when you mix skittles and M&M's
you get S&M's...

if that's you kink

chiefs4me
02-16-2006, 09:51 PM
M&M's rule.....:thumb:

Taco John
02-16-2006, 09:59 PM
I bought a bag of Skittles at the store today. I never buy them. Maybe once a year or so. But this thread has had me thinking about them for some reason...

luv
02-17-2006, 12:46 AM
The strawberry ones are definitely the best. :thumb:

greg63
02-17-2006, 12:53 AM
Every time I open a package I keep expecting a rain fall of Skittles, but it never happens.:banghead:

Simplex3
02-17-2006, 01:01 AM
The strawberry ones are definitely the best. :thumb:
As usual you don't know WTF you're talking about. The orange kick ass on all other Skittles.

Simplex3
02-17-2006, 01:01 AM
Every time I open a package I keep expecting a rain fall of Skittles, but it never happens.:banghead:
Sorry, we voted to leave you out of the Rainbow of Flavor experience.

luv
02-17-2006, 01:04 AM
As usual you don't know WTF you're talking about. The orange kick ass on all other Skittles.
Actually, the orange run a very, very close second.

greg63
02-17-2006, 01:08 AM
Sorry, we voted to leave you out of the Rainbow of Flavor experience.
ROFL

I feel so excluded.:deevee:

Calcountry
02-17-2006, 02:35 AM
The day they figure out a way to safely package Starburst without those ****ing annoying wrappers on each one is the day they immediately become the best candy in existence.

But because they are so cumbersome, they are around #3 or 4 on my list.

100 Grand would get my vote for #1 but they go down so fast. In less then 30 seconds there's 75 cents down the drain.

I guess I don't really have a favorite in terms of vending machine food. When I'm in a jam and need sustenance, PopTarts are excellent. They're cheap and high in calories, providing the most energy.

Anyway, yeah, Skittles are good.lol, I would have to rank unwrapping them right up there with the challenge of popping open pistachio nuts fast enough to satisfy my hunger.

greg63
02-17-2006, 07:45 AM
M&M's rule.....:thumb:

Yep!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135816&page=2&pp=15

chiefs4me
02-17-2006, 04:52 PM
Yep!

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=135816&page=2&pp=15





ROFL...I'm bad....

Donger
02-17-2006, 05:14 PM
ROFL...I'm bad....

Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Like me.

chiefs4me
02-17-2006, 05:27 PM
Choices always were a problem for you.
What you need is someone strong to guide you.
Like me.





:Lin:

SNR
02-17-2006, 06:02 PM
lol, I would have to rank unwrapping them right up there with the challenge of popping open pistachio nuts fast enough to satisfy my hunger.You misspelled "pooping out"

Jilly
02-18-2006, 07:51 AM
lol, I would have to rank unwrapping them right up there with the challenge of popping open pistachio nuts fast enough to satisfy my hunger.

Pistacchios are awesome, but you're right, I HATE that shell and what I hate worse is when you finally get the shell open and there's nothing inside. Same goes for peanuts.