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Ebolapox
02-15-2006, 11:41 PM
wait, no... this is a thread in which I'll rewrite all the "classic" Rush songs to reflect the blubbering vaginal tendencies of the few people who will admit to being rush fans

note: these lyrics are 100% authentic RUSH lyrics--go jizz on em today, fans!!!

RUSH
Tom Sawyer

A slobberin day trader
Mean mean stride,
Today's Tom cruise
Mean mean pie.

Though his mind is not for sale
Don't put him down as a dumbass pail
His reserve, a quiet deadly fart
Riding out the day's 'events'
Phillip Rivers

What you say about his company
Is what you say about tranny society
Catch the ball, catch the syph
Catch the tater, catch the miff

The world is, the world is
gorges and caves are deep
Maybe as his legs are wide

Today's Tom cruise
He gets high on crack
And he's from space
He gets you on your back

No his mind is not for sale
To any L or Ron Hubbard
Always hopeful, yet gasseous
He knows labotomies aren't permanent
But gangrelous is

What you say about his company
Is what you say about tranny society
Catch the ball, catch the syph
Catch the tater, catch the miff

The world is, the world is
gorges and caves are deep
Maybe as his legs are wide

Exit the warrior
Today's Tom cruise
He gets high on crack
And the 'fluids' you trade
He gets right on to the friction...what more can I say?

-EB-

Ebolapox
02-15-2006, 11:51 PM
RUSH
Freewill

There are those who think that life has nothing left to dance,
A host of holy whores to direct our aimless dance.

A planet of playthings,
We dance with G strings
Of AA batteries we cannot perceive
"The pluses aren't aligned,
Or the power is sublime..."
pitching is better to give than receive.

Chorus
You can choose a renegade in some molestial voice.
If you choose not to pee astride, you still have made a mess.
You can choose from phantom flags and mindlessness that can kill;
I will choose a path with steers
I will choose a bull.

There are those who think that they were dealt a crappy band,
The cards were stacked against them; they weren't born in Rushland.

not preordained
A transvestite in chains
A victim of venomous date.
Kicked in the lace,
one wouldn't pray for a place
In heaven's unearthly debate.

Chorus

most of us
A cell of jello
yummy and delicious.
Genetic brands
With certain ends
On a fortune cookie that's far too neat.

Chorus

-EB-

jspchief
02-15-2006, 11:54 PM
Can you even play the Drums better than that douche in Rush? Can you clamp a benchvise on your bag and sing as well as Geddy Lee? If not, you better stfu about Rush. Do you have any idea how many albums they've sold? Album sales means godliness. Just Ask Britney Spears. I bet you can't sing as good as her either.

Ebolapox
02-16-2006, 12:10 AM
aw crap... you mean if I'm not selling millions of albums I can't have an opinion?? sh*t

-EB-

kcfanXIII
02-16-2006, 12:23 AM
this just in, chuck noris kicked rush's ass. oh yeah, dick chainy shot someone in the face.

Ebolapox
02-16-2006, 12:24 AM
ROFL

and along comes 13 to kick some names and take some ass

-EB-

arrowheadnation
02-16-2006, 12:29 AM
I thought this thread was about the rap album by Robert Goulet (Will Ferrel) doing songs better than those dubious ruffians without the chops....

Pa pa....I like it...when you call me BIG POPPA...with all the honeys...makin money...play N*****....

Quick, staring contest me and you GO!..............................................You win....you always do....Goooulay!

Ebolapox
02-16-2006, 12:33 AM
yes, ahn, that's where I got the name from--it all went downhill from there

-EB-

trndobrd
02-16-2006, 06:50 AM
Wow! I feel dumber for having clicked on this thread. I'm going to go find a poop thread.

kcfanXIII
02-16-2006, 07:02 AM
is the mayor alerting dick cheney to his presence so he dosen't just turn and shoot?

kc rush
02-16-2006, 07:02 AM
Such contempt :shake:

Reaper16
02-16-2006, 09:09 AM
I enjoy Rush.
That said, Robert Goulet > Rush
"Goulet had too many Cherry Pop-Tarts."

Bowser
02-16-2006, 10:38 AM
Somebody had best check on Halfcan.

58-4ever
02-16-2006, 10:39 AM
:banghead: