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Nightwish
02-16-2006, 03:28 PM
http://www.isthatso.info/corning/online/weirdlaw.htm

Most Recent Weird Law:Texas State Law:In Texas a recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.




Criminals: "Yessir, we'll get right on that!"

SLAG
02-16-2006, 03:42 PM
Dear QuickSsurfers mother.

I will be violating your corn hole in approx. 72 hours

JBucc
02-16-2006, 04:05 PM
That's just so when they get their sentence, they can slap on a few more years(if not death) for breaking that law.

KCChiefsMan
02-16-2006, 04:09 PM
that would be considered organized crime...no?

sedated
02-16-2006, 04:14 PM
does the word premeditation mean anything?


either they tell their victims and get a few more years, or don't tell their victim and get a few more years.

i wish texas would secede already

Bob Dole
02-16-2006, 04:48 PM
i wish texas would secede already

The proposition would get Bob Dole's vote.

Rain Man
02-16-2006, 05:07 PM
If you're going to break that law, do you have to provide notice in advance that you're going to do it? And if so, then aren't you announcing the crime and therefore not really breaking the law?

Skip Towne
02-16-2006, 05:42 PM
does the word premeditation mean anything?


either they tell their victims and get a few more years, or don't tell their victim and get a few more years.

i wish texas would secede already
Were they ever officially brought into the Union? Maybe we could just send them an email informing them they are out.

ENDelt260
02-16-2006, 05:55 PM
If you're going to break that law, do you have to provide notice in advance that you're going to do it? And if so, then aren't you announcing the crime and therefore not really breaking the law?
Do you have any idea how many Texans' heads just exploded?

I hope you announced your intentions yesterday.

Bob Dole
02-16-2006, 06:15 PM
Were they ever officially brought into the Union? Maybe we could just send them an email informing them they are out.

Bob Dole would be happy to accept that notification on behalf of the rest of the residents of Texas.

Hydrae
02-16-2006, 06:51 PM
Were they ever officially brought into the Union? Maybe we could just send them an email informing them they are out.


That's cool, but you keep W. :p

Extra Point
02-16-2006, 07:14 PM
Makes me want to re-read Vonnegut. Sirens of Titan or Slaughterhouse Five? Was that the one about the guy who kills some guy after announcing to him 20 years before the fact?

Earthling
02-16-2006, 07:25 PM
does the word premeditation mean anything?

i wish texas would secede already


If they do I will move there.

Simplex3
02-16-2006, 09:33 PM
i wish texas would secede already
Me too. I'd move there immediately.

Texas would make a bitchin' country.