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Braincase
02-16-2006, 02:31 PM
OK, flying to Las Vegas tomorrow, staying at the Hilton there... catching a show Saturday night ("O" at the Bellagio), and flying home Sunday around lunchtime.

I want to look good for my lady, but full plastic surgery to become a swimsuit model is out of the question.

I'm thinking along the lines of silk, denim and leather, with maybe a black cashmere sport coat for the show. What do you think?

Phobia
02-16-2006, 02:35 PM
Red Crocs.

Phobia
02-16-2006, 02:35 PM
HAHAHAHA First.

Phobia
02-16-2006, 02:36 PM
Oh - congrats, BTW.

She doesn't care what you wear. Mix in some color. That will shock her.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:36 PM
I'd go with assless chaps, your dong hanging out the front with all your chest hair shaved to create a giant downward-pointing arrow.

ck_IN
02-16-2006, 02:38 PM
Ok you're on a 2nd honeymoon and you're going someplace where people actually wear clothes? The only thing worse then that is doing that on a 1st honeymoon.

If you're on a trip and the word honeymoon is involved her wardrobe should start and end with bikini. Trunks and a tshirt for you.

ck_IN
02-16-2006, 02:38 PM
Keg that's a mental image I <b>did not</b> need. Thanks.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:41 PM
I live to serve.

Donger
02-16-2006, 02:43 PM
I'm thinking along the lines of silk, denim and leather, with maybe a black cashmere sport coat for the show.

Silk? What would a man wear that is silk, other than a tie?

I'm not being a smartass. I'm quite the retart when it comes to clothes.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:43 PM
Silk boxers.

sedated
02-16-2006, 02:44 PM
since I have no idea what you look like, I'll assume you're fat as hell.

I'd go with a mumu and house slippers.

or one of those gettups women in the MIddle East wear that covers their face

Donger
02-16-2006, 02:45 PM
Silk boxers.

Oh yeah. I've got two of those, I think.

But, I assume that he wasn't referring to underwear.

Less'n he's a weirdo.

Braincase
02-16-2006, 02:46 PM
Red Crocs.

Dear god... I have a pain in my gut.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:46 PM
But, I assume that he wasn't referring to underwear.I think he was referring to underwear when he said 'leather'.

ct
02-16-2006, 02:47 PM
Honeymoon = birthday suits, don't leave the hotel room.

Braincase
02-16-2006, 02:48 PM
Oh yeah. I've got two of those, I think.

But, I assume that he wasn't referring to underwear.

Less'n he's a weirdo.

I have a nice, comfortable silk and lycra black t-shirt I really like.
I'm big, but I wouldn't classify mysef, as sedated so kindly put it, "fat as hell". 6'2", 267, working my way south.

Donger
02-16-2006, 02:49 PM
I think he was referring to underwear when he said 'leather'.

ROFL

I just asked my wife if I still own any silk boxers. She said, "No, honey. I threw them away." Naturally, I asked why. Her response: "Because, you idiot, you used to get erections from the silky friction when we were out in public!"

I love that woman.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:49 PM
Get yourself a pair of stirrups, drench your chrome dome in ky and say "honey, I've always wanted to try this". Make sure you have a camera for the look on her face.

keg in kc
02-16-2006, 02:50 PM
"Because, you idiot, you used to get erections from the silky friction when we were out in public!"Yes, the inherent danger of the silk unmentionables.

Donger
02-16-2006, 02:51 PM
I have a nice, comfortable silk and lycra black t-shirt I really like.
I'm big, but I wouldn't classify mysef, as sedated so kindly put it, "fat as hell". 6'2", 267, working my way south.

Oh. Aren't most lycra products skin-tight?

Braincase
02-16-2006, 02:55 PM
Oh. Aren't most lycra products skin-tight?

Yeah, but this has just a little bit of lycra to give the shirt a nice fit.

And in my case, black t-shirts are typically worn underneath another article of clothing, unless it has a band name on it.

Donger
02-16-2006, 02:56 PM
And in my case, black t-shirts are typically worn underneath another article of clothing, unless it has a band name on it.

So, they are not skin-tight?

dtrain
02-16-2006, 03:18 PM
A nice bright Hawaiian shirth a pair of speedos black socks and sandals and to top it all off a man purse! Smokin!

Jilly
02-16-2006, 03:21 PM
A nice pair of dark bootcut jeans, a pink button down shirt, and a khaki blazer.... just shave your balls, be sure and scrub underneath, and don't wear underwear.

chiefs4me
02-16-2006, 03:27 PM
Silk? What would a man wear that is silk, other than a tie?

I'm not being a smartass. I'm quite the retart when it comes to clothes.





more importantly...what are you doing????? I knew you lied to me again......:deevee:

Baby Lee
02-16-2006, 03:48 PM
A nice pair of dark bootcut jeans, a pink button down shirt, and a khaki blazer.... just shave your balls, be sure and scrub underneath, and don't wear underwear.
Shaved, no underwear, and denim

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Jilly
02-16-2006, 03:58 PM
I'm not a guy, so does that hurt? If it does...don't do it. Well, don't shave anyways, but always ALWAYS scrub underneath!!!

Baby Lee
02-16-2006, 04:00 PM
I'm not a guy, so does that hurt? If it does...don't do it. Well, don't shave anyways, but always ALWAYS scrub underneath!!!
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