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royr17
02-17-2006, 02:16 PM
The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.

Duck Dog
02-17-2006, 02:19 PM
That's harsh. Been there done that. It turned me into a cold hearted SOB. I hope you fair better than I did.

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:19 PM
Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

Sorry to hear that. But, better it happen now than after the wedding, right?

Mr. Laz
02-17-2006, 02:21 PM
I think she just used me for the sex.
just keep telling yourself that





ROFL ROFL

Phobia
02-17-2006, 02:23 PM
My wife is just using me for the sex.

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:23 PM
Trust me, if she is what you say she is, and all she did was use you for sex, you got the best deal possible.

You don't want to be married to someone like that, but at least you tapped it while you had the chance...

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:23 PM
Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

Oh, BTW, you may want to reconsider the "would do anything for her" part.

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:24 PM
My wife is just using me for the sex.

She has to use you for something, and it's not like you have any money... :D

Pants
02-17-2006, 02:24 PM
You hear that gochiefs? Lil' Roy got pussy. What did you do?

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:24 PM
My wife is just using me for the sex.

As is mine using me for sex. Well, the sperm, anyway. Oh, and the money.

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 02:24 PM
How much did you spend on the ring?

Hoover
02-17-2006, 02:25 PM
Phobia's wife is just using me for sex too....

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:26 PM
You hear that gochiefs? Lil' Roy got pussy. What did you do?

Dear god. Don't ask that question. What if he replies with, "The cat."

Nelson Muntz
02-17-2006, 02:26 PM
You hear that gochiefs? Lil' Roy got pussy. What did you do?

He jacked off in his mom's basement again with the Sear's catalog as his motivation.

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:26 PM
How much did you spend on the ring?

You've been engaged before, yes?

royr17
02-17-2006, 02:26 PM
Ah damn we was tappin it 24/7

My god never heard a woman scream so hard before in her life, lol.

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:27 PM
Dear god. Don't ask that question. What if he replies with, "The cat."

Salem?

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:28 PM
Ah damn we was tappin it 24/7

My god never heard a woman scream so hard before in her life, lol.

WE?

I'd never marry a chick that was willing to let me and my boyz run a train on her...

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:28 PM
My god never heard a woman scream so hard before in her life, lol.

Wrong hole, eh?

Radar Chief
02-17-2006, 02:28 PM
You hear that gochiefs? Lil' Roy got pussy. What did you do?

:LOL: ROFL

royr17
02-17-2006, 02:29 PM
lol I meant I was tappin it 24/7

Mr. Laz
02-17-2006, 02:29 PM
Phobia's wife is just using me for sex too....

she told me that I was the only one. :sulk:

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:30 PM
Salem?

Aha. That would explain the "just f*cking kill me!" expression in that kitty's eyes.

royr17
02-17-2006, 02:30 PM
No she told me she wanted me to pound her harder then she ever pounded, lol.

I better shut up, this aint bulletin board material.

Mr. Laz
02-17-2006, 02:30 PM
No she told me she wanted me to pound her harder then she ever pounded, lol.

I better shut up, this aint bulletin board material.
why ... worried about making her mad?


she's earned some abuse

Radar Chief
02-17-2006, 02:31 PM
No she told me she wanted me to pound her harder then she ever pounded, lol.

I better shut up, this aint bulletin board material.

So, what? You smacked'er with a brick? ;)

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:31 PM
No she told me she wanted me to pound her harder then she ever pounded, lol.

She pounded? Strap-on? Jessica Simpson-style?

royr17
02-17-2006, 02:31 PM
no, just the little kids that get on this board is why i shouldnt be talkin about it here.

royr17
02-17-2006, 02:32 PM
500 dollar ring

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 02:32 PM
You've been engaged before, yes?
Me? No.

tk13
02-17-2006, 02:33 PM
why ... worried about making her mad?


she's earned some abuse
ROFL Is that regular gasoline or E85 you're throwing on that fire?

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:33 PM
Me? No.

Oh.

Radar Chief
02-17-2006, 02:33 PM
500 dollar ring

Ah, that's why. ;)

Mr. Laz
02-17-2006, 02:33 PM
ROFL Is that regular gasoline or E85 you're throwing on that fire?
:Pinky:






o:-)

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:34 PM
500 dollar ring

Wow.

blueballs
02-17-2006, 02:34 PM
did you do her in the butt

sedated
02-17-2006, 02:36 PM
it's ok, roy.

have a couple stiff drinks and go get some new p^ssy.

there's nothing in the world like new p^ssy.


...then post some pics of her (in compromising positions, if you got 'em)

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:37 PM
did you do her in the butt

Come on. Just because they broke up doesn't mean he's turning gay.

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:37 PM
there's nothing in the world like new p^ssy.

'Cept maybe the Indy 500.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 02:37 PM
III,

You've been given alot of relationship advice in the past on this board, and I'm sure at home from Ole Dad.

I'm sorry it didn't work out, but I'm sure you jumped into the "engagement" a little too quickly anyway. IMO you shouldn't even CONSIDER a ring for at least a year.

It sounds like she did you a favor, and now that you're an journeyman Pipelayer, you should have no problem landing another ass tappin' contract.

She did you a favor, and saved you alot of grief in the long run....no divorce, no kids.

This isn't a race sport....just have fun for a while.

sedated
02-17-2006, 02:37 PM
500 dollar ring


is that a lot for a ring?

I've never been close enough to need to know.

doesn't sound like a lot... :hmmm:

blueballs
02-17-2006, 02:38 PM
Come on. Just because they broke up doesn't mean he's turning gay.

since she has the $500 ring, I hope he got to her's first

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 02:38 PM
Come on. Just because they broke up doesn't mean he's turning gay.
Recommended reading (http://67.18.68.69/BB/showthread.php?t=108864)

Phobia
02-17-2006, 02:40 PM
$500 is a lot to spend on a cousin, Roy.

I'm sure you'll find a nice girl soon.

Did you realize this was the 2nd girl you've asked to marry you in less than a year?

Rain Man
02-17-2006, 02:40 PM
It should be against the law to get married before the age of 25. Maybe a felony, just to tick off Big Daddy.

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:40 PM
Recommended reading (http://67.18.68.69/BB/showthread.php?t=108864)

Cliff's Notes version please.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 02:40 PM
III....get that ring back Pronto...she doesnt' deserve to keep it, regardless of value(its only worth peanuts now at a pawnshop)...but its principal.

Considering the fact you were first cousins, think of the money you'll save over the next 20 years...you know...not having to pay $1 each time you had to visit the kid down at the carnival.

Also, if she did you wrong leaving...its your job as a man to post your nudie pics of her on revengeworld and link it here.


PS....since she's such a spinner....whats her phone number?

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 02:41 PM
It should be against the law to get married before the age of 25. Maybe a felony, just to tick off Big Daddy.
And as punishment... they kill your dog?

I wonder who on here would choose a wife over their dog...

Bearcat
02-17-2006, 02:41 PM
is that a lot for a ring?

I've never been close enough to need to know.

doesn't sound like a lot... :hmmm:

Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 02:42 PM
Cliff's Notes version please.
No, damnit. Go read it. It's good stuff. What else do you have to do? Work?

Cochise
02-17-2006, 02:43 PM
There are plenty of girls out there Roy. And if you're lucky, you won't get stuck with any of them.

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:43 PM
No, damnit. Go read it. It's good stuff. What else do you have to do? Work?

I should be. But then again, I don't have much will power.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 02:44 PM
Now that you don't have to worry about making her angry, like a month ago.....you're supposed to talk bad about her, and spill the beans about what a freak she was and stuff.

Wynona had a big brown beaver...she liked to stroke it all the time.....

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:45 PM
Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.

ROFL

ChiefsFanatic
02-17-2006, 02:45 PM
The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.

If you only knew how lucky you really are. I am mean that sincerely.

Radar Chief
02-17-2006, 02:46 PM
This isn't a race sport....just have fun for a while.

Listen to’im Roy, he’s spread’n the knowledge.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 02:46 PM
Also III.....this is where Man code 4:48-A is envoked.

You're required by man-code to shag her friend, sister, cousin, or sworn enemy... A thumb in the fudge for good measure.

Pitt Gorilla
02-17-2006, 02:46 PM
$500? Could you even see it?

Seek
02-17-2006, 02:47 PM
The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.

Do yourself a favor, and promise to come back here and talk to everyone when she calls you back up in a couple weeks saying, I was wrong. I am miserable without you. Lets work this out. IE my ex-wife. Just like you I was so happy that we were getting back together, that I never thought twice about it, until three days after our honeymoon.

Do not think this is something that you can just work out. She obviously had something in her head to walk away. And that thing will always be there. If she does come back, make her pay for it.

sedated
02-17-2006, 02:50 PM
Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.


my salary consists of the few bucks I can borrow from my parents.


good thing chicks hate me...

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 02:51 PM
Don't give ole III any shit about that...I'm sure thats alot of money for him....besides...if a woman needs an expensive ring...she's a gold digger in it for the wrong reasons anyway.

III...you need to envoke my "3 date rule policy". You need it in a bad way, too friend.

Its simple. You never even consider a relationship until after III dates. You don't even think about ANYTHING on the first date, except the first date....If it goes well, shoot for a 2nd.....but never within a week of the first. If something isn't right....end it before someone gets hurt.

If she puts out on the first date...excellent....but she is then changed in category to "thanks, but you'll never, ever be my girlfriend" status.

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:52 PM
A thumb in the fudge for good measure.

The Melcher Spike...

Phobia
02-17-2006, 02:52 PM
I think I know why she dumped yo ass, Roy.

You let her see your avatar, didn't you?

sedated
02-17-2006, 02:53 PM
Do not think this is something that you can just work out. She obviously had something in her head to walk away. And that thing will always be there. If she does come back, make her pay for it.


have her prove her love with a hot karl.


that's always good to weed out the golddiggers

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 02:53 PM
Do yourself a favor, and promise to come back here and talk to everyone when she calls you back up in a couple weeks saying, I was wrong. I am miserable without you. Lets work this out. IE my ex-wife. Just like you I was so happy that we were getting back together, that I never thought twice about it, until three days after our honeymoon.

Do not think this is something that you can just work out. She obviously had something in her head to walk away. And that thing will always be there. If she does come back, make her pay for it.

My ex-wife tried that too. Luckily I saw it coming...

MOhillbilly
02-17-2006, 02:56 PM
I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

.


i found my soul and lost my heart many years ago.

-sheer terror-


say it, learn it, live it.

Donger
02-17-2006, 02:57 PM
No, damnit. Go read it. It's good stuff. What else do you have to do? Work?

What does that thread have to do with him turning gay?

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 02:59 PM
What does that thread have to do with him turning gay?
What does him f*cking his girlfriend in the ass have to do with him turning gay?

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:00 PM
What does him f*cking his girlfriend in the ass have to do with him turning gay?

Oh. I thought that blueballs was asking for a date, on the rebound.

Never mind. Carry on.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:00 PM
Man, there's a lot of bitterness and revenge on this thread.

Bearcat
02-17-2006, 03:02 PM
Did you realize this was the 2nd girl you've asked to marry you in less than a year?

I was wondering about this... I know all the roy/girl threads weren't that long ago, so just asking to marry someone seems really odd.

blueballs
02-17-2006, 03:02 PM
Oh. I thought that blueballs was asking for a date, on the rebound.

Never mind. Carry on.


maybe if I get a $500 ring :hmmm:

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 03:02 PM
Man, there's a lot of bitterness and revenge on this thread.
Relationship threads have a tendency to bring that out in Planeteers.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 03:04 PM
donger...

I presume you know the man-code? since you're a genetic Limey, I'll concede you missed a chapter or two.

When your buddy is heartbroken, your job is to help him call her names, get him drunk and give him advice.....only a chic would not help him be bitter, and talk about what nice hair she had and how lonely he'll be without her.

Duh.

Screw that u neck nag III....she'd have gotten her mama's fat arse anyway.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:04 PM
Relationship threads have a tendency to bring that out in Planeteers.

It's actually really interesting. I had friends that had their hearts ripped out by women/girls growing up, but I've never experienced it myself.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 03:06 PM
Relationship threads have a tendency to bring that out in Planeteers.

most planeteers are waiting at one particular train station, in uncontrolable suspense to see what happens when that train derails.
It should be monumental, a nadir in Chiefsplanet history.

sedated
02-17-2006, 03:06 PM
It's actually really interesting. I had friends that had their hearts ripped out by women/girls growing up, but I've never experienced it myself.


you clearly have no heart

Bearcat
02-17-2006, 03:06 PM
Don't give ole III any shit about that...I'm sure thats alot of money for him....besides...if a woman needs an expensive ring...she's a gold digger in it for the wrong reasons anyway.




The reason they make them so expensive is so guys can think about what the hell they're about to do while they're saving up the money for the ring. If you're going to run out and buy a ring the first day you think you're in love, you might as well just drive to Vegas & get 'er done.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:06 PM
donger...

I presume you know the man-code? since you're a genetic Limey, I'll concede you missed a chapter or two.

When your buddy is heartbroken, your job is to help him call her names, get him drunk and give him advice.....only a chic would not help him be bitter, and talk about what nice hair she had and how lonely he'll be without her.

Duh.

Screw that u neck nag III....she'd have gotten her mama's fat arse anyway.

I've only ever had two close male friends. Most of my friends growing up were female.

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 03:07 PM
How unfortunate, butters.

Simplex3
02-17-2006, 03:08 PM
Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.
Yes, a rule made up by f**king jackhole jewelers. You go ahead and follow that one, just don't look back. I promise I'll be right behind you.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:09 PM
you clearly have no heart

That accusation has been leveled before, I grant you.

Cochise
02-17-2006, 03:09 PM
The reason they make them so expensive is so guys can think about what the hell they're about to do while they're saving up the money for the ring. If you're going to run out and buy a ring the first day you think you're in love, you might as well just drive to Vegas & get 'er done.

That two month's salary thing, is that gross or net?

Can I take that two months off?

Bowser
02-17-2006, 03:10 PM
At the very least she didn't get half, if not all, of your shit.

sedated
02-17-2006, 03:13 PM
At the very least she didn't get half, if not all, of your shit.

that's not a problem when he has nothing

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:15 PM
How unfortunate, butters.

Butters?

Seek
02-17-2006, 03:17 PM
That two month's salary thing, is that gross or net?

Can I take that two months off?

Actually when I bought my wifes ring just over three years ago, the Jewlers told me that the two month thing is now shifting towards 3 months salary. I said really laughing, and I asked her is that NET or Gross. Of course she said, Gross, but that is just what people are doing these days. LOL.

Mr. Kotter
02-17-2006, 03:20 PM
... I think she just used me for the sex....

Heh.... ROFL

It's the burden of being a stud. It's a sad, but true fact of life. ;)

Bearcat
02-17-2006, 03:21 PM
Actually when I bought my wifes ring just over three years ago, the Jewlers told me that the two month thing is now shifting towards 3 months salary. I said really laughing, and I asked her is that NET or Gross. Of course she said, Gross, but that is just what people are doing these days. LOL.

Holy crap.

blueballs
02-17-2006, 03:22 PM
There should be a marrage charm bracelet instead. Then every anniversary you can add a charm depending on how "good" she has been the past year.

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 03:23 PM
Actually when I bought my wifes ring just over three years ago, the Jewlers told me that the two month thing is now shifting towards 3 months salary. I said really laughing, and I asked her is that NET or Gross. Of course she said, Gross, but that is just what people are doing these days. LOL.

3 months? GROSS?

That's absurd.

For me, that would be a high-quality 1.5 carat stone...

Phobia
02-17-2006, 03:23 PM
That salary thing is crap. I wish it was based on my current salary.... I'd take my wife's rock back and split it in half. Construction dorks don't make nearly as much as IT Consultants....

Who knew?

Mr. Kotter
02-17-2006, 03:23 PM
Ah damn we was tappin it 24/7

My god never heard a woman scream so hard before in her life, lol.

ROFL

Well, there stud....then she'll come back, whenever she gets lonely.

Then you can dump her, and say, "I found me a woman who does Kegel exercises reguarly."

Best wishes, Roy. :thumb:

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:25 PM
3 months? GROSS?

That's absurd.

For me, that would be a high-quality 1.5 carat stone...

Down payment on our first home, for me. And, she decided that.

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 03:27 PM
Down payment on our first home, for me. And, she decided that.

That's what I mean.

There's no way my wife would even WEAR the type of diamond I just described. It just screams "look at me, i'm a money-hungry bitch".

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-17-2006, 03:27 PM
The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.

'tis better to have never paid child support and alimony, than to have married at all.

There's your half full part. Sorry about that though, that sucks. I'm obviously not going to be able to say anything profound to make you feel better, so I would recommend going out with a friend or two and getting absolutely wasted. Drink so much you become the missing link.

Cochise
02-17-2006, 03:28 PM
Actually when I bought my wifes ring just over three years ago, the Jewlers told me that the two month thing is now shifting towards 3 months salary. I said really laughing, and I asked her is that NET or Gross. Of course she said, Gross, but that is just what people are doing these days. LOL.

haha. Oh, what do you know, the jewler is telling you that it should be 3 months.

They want a quarter of your GROSS annual salary for the friggin thing?? It's downright insulting.

:# :# :cuss:

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:30 PM
That's what I mean.

There's no way my wife would even WEAR the type of diamond I just described. It just screams "look at me, i'm a money-hungry bitch".

Same with mine.

Bwana
02-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Game over, you win. Thank God you didn't tie the knot with the bitch. Move on, find an upgrade, be happy.

Good Luck

royr17
02-17-2006, 03:30 PM
Yes guys i've got the ring back.

Douche Baggins
02-17-2006, 03:31 PM
Congratulations, Roy.

leviw
02-17-2006, 03:31 PM
Yes guys i've got the ring back.
Bet she screamed then, too.

royr17
02-17-2006, 03:32 PM
uh oh this is goin to be another classic in the makin

sedated
02-17-2006, 03:33 PM
Actually when I bought my wifes ring just over three years ago, the Jewlers told me that the two month thing is now shifting towards 3 months salary. I said really laughing, and I asked her is that NET or Gross. Of course she said, Gross, but that is just what people are doing these days. LOL.

only if they are morons and do everything the salesperson says.


"actually, its 1 whole years salary now, and you gotta sell your car...and plasma for a year."

"oh, really? okay"

royr17
02-17-2006, 03:33 PM
congratulations, huh.

why would anyone wanna congratulate me. I was happy with this woman and then she pull some kind of shit like this.

sedated
02-17-2006, 03:34 PM
Yes guys i've got the ring back.

how'd you manage that?

leviw
02-17-2006, 03:34 PM
congratulations, huh.

why would anyone wanna congratulate me. I was happy with this woman and then she pull some kind of shit like this.

well...

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:35 PM
congratulations, huh.

why would anyone wanna congratulate me. I was happy with this woman and then she pull some kind of shit like this.

Because it's better this happen now than after you were married.

JBucc
02-17-2006, 03:35 PM
congratulations, huh.

why would anyone wanna congratulate me. I was happy with this woman and then she pull some kind of shit like this.Think of it this way, she may have been great, but she turned out to be a bitch, so you just saved half you're shit and loads of paperwork.

Bwana
02-17-2006, 03:35 PM
congratulations, huh.

why would anyone wanna congratulate me. I was happy with this woman and then she pull some kind of shit like this.

Because she pulled it BEFORE you made her your wife, not after.

ENDelt260
02-17-2006, 03:36 PM
My note taking is the pits... how long were y'all engaged Roy? And how long was the pre-engagement courtship?

htismaqe
02-17-2006, 03:36 PM
Yes guys i've got the ring back.

Good for you man.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:37 PM
well...

I could be wrong, but it sounds like he's still in love with her. Or, at least still in love with the idea of her the way she/they was/were.

That would suck.

Mr. Kotter
02-17-2006, 03:38 PM
....I was happy with this woman ...

THAT is your dick talking, Roy. :shake:

Logical
02-17-2006, 03:38 PM
No she told me she wanted me to pound her harder then she ever pounded, lol.

I better shut up, this aint bulletin board material.

Besides no one believes it anyway. Fantasies are fine but keep them to yourself.

royr17
02-17-2006, 03:40 PM
yes u are correct. i am still in love with her.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:43 PM
yes u are correct. i am still in love with her.

Her, or the idea of her before she ripped your heart out? If the latter, you may want to reconsider. Do you think that person can be revived?

Rain Man
02-17-2006, 03:44 PM
That whole "2 months salary" marketing scheme is genius. They're managing to get people to not only buy something that's completely unnecessary and frivolous, but also to pay through the nose for it.

And now people are trying to say 3 months? I'd laugh in their face.

I don't know what I spent on my wife's first wedding ring, but it wasn't a lot. What was more important was the symbolism and the commitment. After ten years of marriage, I "upgraded" it to something that still falls short of two months' salary, and she's quite happy with it.

No woman should be stupid enough to believe this hype, but it's in their personal best interest to believe it, so they go along with the game. And then the guys have to do it too, instead of putting the money into a house or something else that's useful.

sedated
02-17-2006, 03:49 PM
No woman should be stupid enough to believe this hype, but it's in their personal best interest to believe it, so they go along with the game. And then the guys have to do it too, instead of putting the money into a house or something else that's useful.


women just want something shiny and expensive to make all their friends jealous.

Donger
02-17-2006, 03:51 PM
women just want something shiny and expensive to make all their friends jealous.

Some woman do, yes. Those are the ones that you shouldn't marry. Unless, of course, you like that sort of thing.

Bearcat
02-17-2006, 03:52 PM
Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life



You should really keep telling that to yourself, because it's true... I was seeing this girl for a couple of months who was a big talker, always wanting to talk about the future (again, I said a couple of months). She lives in Hallbrook, one of the real nice Johnson County neighborhoods, yet was a self-proclaimed anti-Johnson County girl that didn't play games & wasn't a snooty bitch.

Couple of months in, quit hearing from her.... why an attractive, rich Johnson County was spending her time playing games with me and not gold digging in JC, I don't know... but the point is to take whatever a girl says with a grain of salt, because they are all insane. Most guys have to learn the lesson the hard way, so there you go. Congrats.



~ misses those beautiful boobies

sedated
02-17-2006, 03:52 PM
yes u are correct. i am still in love with her.


don't be.

she's not the woman you were in love with anymore.

she's exposed herself for the true succubus that she is.

soon she'll have some mimbo she met at the bar "pounding her harder than she's pounded" (or whatever the hell you meant)


run, and don't look back!

Iowanian
02-17-2006, 04:25 PM
Men should work out some p@ssy-hummer ratio to offset the cost-benefit ratio of the over priced, DeBeers-scam Engagement rings.

twice a week * 52= number of times of additional sex required post engagement ring, prior to buying the cow.

Dave Lane
02-17-2006, 04:26 PM
The marriage between me and my fiance is off.

She broke up with me 2 weeks ago. Said I wasnt her type anymore. I think she just used me for the sex.

Oh well I dont need that cold hearted bitch in my life even though i love her to death, still do and would do anything for her.

I mean right now I cant even feel my heart, its not there cause its been ripped to pieces.

Anyways I guess its time to move on in my life and take things slow in the next relationship I get in.

Enjoy fellas.


Theres always Rich...

Dave

Phobia
02-17-2006, 04:28 PM
Men should work out some p@ssy-hummer ratio to offset the cost-benefit ratio of the over priced, DeBeers-scam Engagement rings.

twice a week * 52= number of times of additional sex required post engagement ring, prior to buying the cow.
Oh hell no. I'm not going back to upgrade the rock she's already got.

Nelson Muntz
02-17-2006, 07:21 PM
That whole "2 months salary" marketing scheme is genius. They're managing to get people to not only buy something that's completely unnecessary and frivolous, but also to pay through the nose for it.

And now people are trying to say 3 months? I'd laugh in their face.

I don't know what I spent on my wife's first wedding ring, but it wasn't a lot. What was more important was the symbolism and the commitment. After ten years of marriage, I "upgraded" it to something that still falls short of two months' salary, and she's quite happy with it.

No woman should be stupid enough to believe this hype, but it's in their personal best interest to believe it, so they go along with the game. And then the guys have to do it too, instead of putting the money into a house or something else that's useful.

Sounds like a plan. My wife and I's rings are from walmart. I don't think we spent $150 for both and we're both happy with them. We made the agreement to buy new rings on our 5th or 10th anniversary if we could afford better ones then.

Two months salary? only if you're a f*cking idiot. Three months salary? Why not just shove a baseball bat up your ass with no lube, its the same thing.

Smed1065
02-17-2006, 08:18 PM
But tell us how you really feel. :)

The Bad Guy
02-17-2006, 08:21 PM
is that a lot for a ring?

I've never been close enough to need to know.

doesn't sound like a lot... :hmmm:
I spent over 5 grand, which isn't 2 months salary. I don't believe in that shit either.

Best move I ever made.

4th and Long
02-17-2006, 08:33 PM
she's exposed herself for the true suckubus that she is.
A what? ROFL

I'm having a mental image of some skank with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe of a bus. ROFL

Succubus!

Spicy McHaggis
02-17-2006, 08:40 PM
Screw her III. You're young and there isn't any need to rush into anything. I would recommend a relationship hiatus for a while personally. A lot of people I now are prone to attach themselves to someone new right after breaking up and I've yet to see it work out. Take it easy, get some random action, but don't dive into anything new right away.

"Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet that night." -Paul Hornung

ROYC75
02-17-2006, 09:03 PM
OMG........ Nothing else to say but, " I told you so " .

:shake:

chiefs4me
02-17-2006, 09:13 PM
OMG........ Nothing else to say but, " I told you so " .

:shake:









He told us........before he told you??? :hmmm:

nychief
02-17-2006, 09:15 PM
you were a ****ing moron to get engaged in the first place. Jesus, what sort of person asks the first person they sleep with to marry them.

nychief
02-17-2006, 09:18 PM
true suckubus


Hold on, if she can suck a bus off - perhaps you should beg for her to come back.


:banghead:

Douche Baggins
02-17-2006, 09:30 PM
Hold on, if she can suck a bus off - perhaps you should beg for her to come back.


:banghead:

Buses have dicks?

nychief
02-17-2006, 09:38 PM
Buses have dicks?


HUGE ones.

leviw
02-17-2006, 09:49 PM
HUGE ones.

Jerome "The Bus" Bettis is from Detroit.

nychief
02-17-2006, 09:57 PM
Jerome "The Bus" Bettis is from Detroit.


So, wait, this kids girlfriend dumped him because she was sucking Jerome Bettis's dick?

Poor kid.

The Bad Guy
02-17-2006, 10:40 PM
you were a ****ing moron to get engaged in the first place. Jesus, what sort of person asks the first person they sleep with to marry them.

If you've been on this board long enough, you wouldn't be shocked by the fact that Roy did it.

sedated
02-17-2006, 10:58 PM
A what? ROFL

I'm having a mental image of some skank with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe of a bus. ROFL

Succubus!


In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; "mistress") is a female demon which seduces men (especially monks) in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish), Lilitu (Sumerian) and Rusalka (Slavic) were succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

Honoré de Balzac wrote a short story The Succubus concerning a 1271 trial of a she-devil succubus in the guise of a woman, who amongst other things could use her hair to entangle victims.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

Ebolapox
02-17-2006, 11:33 PM
Ever hear how two months salary will last a lifetime? According to that saying, it's only a lot of money if you have a paper route.

ehh, 'zactly--I paid 1800 bucks for my girl's ring, but it's been appraised at 4k--ask me in thirty years if it was money well spent or not

-EB-

HolmeZz
02-17-2006, 11:35 PM
Oh my god I can't believe I just found this topic.

Valiant
02-18-2006, 12:57 AM
Uhh, is this deja vu??? Could have swore we have went thru this before with this kid... Roy17 are you Roy18 or 19 yet?? Why in the hell are you interested in getting married so early??? Do you want to knock up a girl and get locked into a shitty relationship??? Man, at least this thread makes me getting kicked out of the bar a little bit more enjoyable tonight..

nychief
02-18-2006, 07:44 AM
If you've been on this board long enough, you wouldn't be shocked by the fact that Roy did it.


I remember him post some shitty poetry and waxing about love as a many splended thing.... but Christ.

nychief
02-18-2006, 07:46 AM
In medieval legend, a succubus (plural succubi; from Latin succuba; "mistress") is a female demon which seduces men (especially monks) in dreams to have sexual intercourse. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death. From mythology and fantasy, Lilith and the Lilin (Jewish), Lilitu (Sumerian) and Rusalka (Slavic) were succubi.

According to the Malleus Maleficarum, or "Witches' Hammer", succubi would collect semen from the men they slept with, which incubi would then use to impregnate women. Children so begotten were supposed to be more susceptible to the influence of demons.

Honoré de Balzac wrote a short story The Succubus concerning a 1271 trial of a she-devil succubus in the guise of a woman, who amongst other things could use her hair to entangle victims.

From the 16th century, the carving of a succubus on the outside of an inn indicated that the establishment also operated as a brothel.

I am sure it was the spelling, not the meaning that was in dispute.

4th and Long
02-18-2006, 08:29 AM
I am sure it was the spelling, not the meaning that was in dispute.
Ya think? :D

ROYC75
02-18-2006, 08:34 AM
He told us........before he told you??? :hmmm:


Nope, Knew it right away, like a long long time ago . Ya know, " Father Knows Best ".........

But for the longest of time, He just didn't want to hear what I was saying ...... Live and learn.

Cochise
02-18-2006, 08:47 AM
III, it probably is a good idea to listen to II... or I... or whichver one ROYC75 is.

Skip Towne
02-18-2006, 10:58 AM
Can you even afford to support a wife? Last I heard you were delivering pizza part time and your dad was after you to get a real job.

ROYC75
02-18-2006, 11:04 AM
Can you even afford to support a wife? Last I heard you were delivering pizza part time and your dad was after you to get a real job.


Nope, currently unemployed, his fiance caused him to lose his last job, working for me. :shake:

Bwana
02-18-2006, 11:07 AM
So how old is III now?

Skip Towne
02-18-2006, 11:07 AM
Nope, currently unemployed, his fiance caused him to lose his last job, working for me. :shake:
What is that kid thinking? Or is he?

DaneMcCloud
02-18-2006, 11:11 AM
Roy, I'm sorry to hear that you've been treated badly. But in reality, a guy your age should be focusing on college and a future career, not on getting married. Life is too short and you should be out having fun, learning about life and planning for the future. And as selfish as it may sound, thinking about yourself ONLY.

There's such a big, huge world out there and I think it's a shame if you don't get to experience it. I honestly think that a man shouldn't get married before the age of 30. At 30, hopefully you've graduated college, secured a very good job and are on your way to a great career. Be smart about your future before marriage. Have money in savings, a financial plan in order and set goals for each 5 years of your life (20, , 25, 30, etc.). Once that's in order and you've accomplished your goals, THEN you can think about marriage.

Now if along the way, you meet a sensational woman that has a vision of her own life, and somehow, your plans seem gel, that's great. But it's unwise to run around trying to find someone to marry, just for the sake of being married. Everyone knows someone who has a miserable marriage and wishes that they hadn't made certain mistakes. Do your best NOT to be that guy, and you'll be okay. Good luck.

Skip Towne
02-18-2006, 11:26 AM
What Dane said. Just look at Slag. 20 years old and saddled with 2 kids. He makes a perfect bad example.

Calcountry
02-18-2006, 11:31 AM
She has to use you for something, and it's not like you have any money... :DBeing USED for sex is not being used.

Douche Baggins
02-18-2006, 04:54 PM
Nope, currently unemployed, his fiance caused him to lose his last job, working for me. :shake:

WTF, he just quit because of her?

ROYC75
02-18-2006, 05:52 PM
WTF, he just quit because of her?


Yeah, pretty much. I was paying him cash money , living here while he learned the business. A chance to grow and learn. He moved out, money got tight, she worked part time and told him he could make better money elsewhere.

All he had to do was put more effort into the job here, he just didn't like the work and she told him to find another job.

She wore the pants in that relationship.........
:shake:

Mr. Laz
02-18-2006, 05:55 PM
She wore the pants in that relationship.........
:shake:
considering he's been engaged twice in the last 2 years IIRC and at that young of age....


chit, he's just desperate for love ... will marry the first chick that will have him.




apparently his father didn't hug him enough as a child. :p

Skip Towne
02-18-2006, 05:57 PM
Yeah, pretty much. I was paying him cash money , living here while he learned the business. A chance to grow and learn. He moved out, money got tight, she worked part time and told him he could make better money elsewhere.

All he had to do was put more effort into the job here, he just didn't like the work and she told him to find another job.

She wore the pants in that relationship.........
:shake:
Were you able to get his room rented out before he came crawling back?

ROYC75
02-18-2006, 06:09 PM
Were you able to get his room rented out before he came crawling back?


Rented ...... No.

But occupied ...... Yes, my grandaughter has his old room and he has a 6 x 12 small room at the front door and a sofa to sleep on now.

Tuesday he goes to see about his own place, low income apartments since he only has a PT job at the church.

Keeping finges crossed, next step is he has to have wheels again, the tranny is out in his car I gave him.

Mr. Laz
02-18-2006, 06:12 PM
car I gave him.
:spock:


how old is he again?

Skip Towne
02-18-2006, 06:14 PM
Rented ...... No.

But occupied ...... Yes, my grandaughter has his old room and he has a 6 x 12 small room at the front door and a sofa to sleep on now.

Tuesday he goes to see about his own place, low income apartments since he only has a PT job at the church.

Keeping finges crossed, next step is he has to have wheels again, the tranny is out in his car I gave him.
There is only so much a dad can do for a son and I know you have done a lot for him. Sometimes they have to have life kick them in the butt before they learn how hard it is.

ROYC75
02-18-2006, 06:16 PM
:spock:


how old is he again?


Don't get excited and wet your pants. It was his sisters ( but in my name ) car that she stopped driving, pretty rough, but running. It's pretty much junk now, 1988 Chevy Celebrity.

Probally be better off fixing the 91 Olds, the one he was lent to use until the ignition tower went out of it.

He wants something else, he pays for it, plus insurance.

ROYC75
02-18-2006, 06:19 PM
There is only so much a dad can do for a son and I know you have done a lot for him. Sometimes they have to have life kick them in the butt before they learn how hard it is.

Bingo .........

Mr. Laz
02-18-2006, 06:21 PM
Don't get excited and wet your pants.
:shake:


i didn't deserve that ... i've tried to help your boy out every time he's asked(several times).


i don't need any lip for it

KChiefsQT
02-18-2006, 06:23 PM
:( I'm sorry. Love is either the most beautiful feeling in the world, or it hurts like hell. Time will heal all wounds, but in the meantime keep your head up. Good luck, and my best words of advice: get out of the house. That's the only thing that keeps me going. Again, I'm sorry.

Skip Towne
02-18-2006, 06:24 PM
Don't get excited and wet your pants. It was his sisters ( but in my name ) car that she stopped driving, pretty rough, but running. It's pretty much junk now, 1988 Chevy Celebrity.

Probally be better off fixing the 91 Olds, the one he was lent to use until the ignition tower went out of it.

He wants something else, he pays for it, plus insurance.
He's really screwing up if he doesn't learn your business so he can eventually take it over. He can't even deliver pizza in the shape he's in now. My dad died when I was 18 and it was rough getting started at my age. But I was able to get a degree with the help of the GI bill. Would the service be a possibility for III?

Dunit35
02-18-2006, 06:28 PM
You should really keep telling that to yourself, because it's true... I was seeing this girl for a couple of months who was a big talker, always wanting to talk about the future (again, I said a couple of months). She lives in Hallbrook, one of the real nice Johnson County neighborhoods, yet was a self-proclaimed anti-Johnson County girl that didn't play games & wasn't a snooty bitch.

Couple of months in, quit hearing from her.... why an attractive, rich Johnson County was spending her time playing games with me and not gold digging in JC, I don't know... but the point is to take whatever a girl says with a grain of salt, because they are all insane. Most guys have to learn the lesson the hard way, so there you go. Congrats.



~ misses those beautiful boobies



I just got through dating a girl like that a month ago. All talking about how I need to get Cingular so we can talk all the time on the phone (she had Cingular I had Alltel). Saying things to me like you should finish your schooling here at NWOSU ( I am attending FHSU, three hours apart). Like one time I had something to her about how I was going to go to KC to watch the mini-camp practice this summer and she was all about coming with me and then BOOM out of nowhere she gets rid of me (breaks up with me in a text message).

I'm glad she reminded me I went back to Junior High.

ENDelt260
02-18-2006, 06:30 PM
(breaks up with me in a text message).

Haha. Classy.

Dunit35
02-18-2006, 06:35 PM
Haha. Classy.

Haha, I know. My reply was...

What are we in Junior High or something? But I see what your doing and realize that your too big of a C**T to atleast call me and do it. Goodbye.

KChiefsQT
02-18-2006, 06:49 PM
Haha, I know. My reply was...

What are we in Junior High or something? But I see what your doing and realize that your too big of a C**T to atleast call me and do it. Goodbye.
ROFL, you texted her back?

Dunit35
02-18-2006, 06:54 PM
ROFL, you texted her back?

F**k yeah I did. Immature childish bitch. I wouldn't go to her funeral if she got hit by a train.

Phobia
02-18-2006, 06:56 PM
Would the service be a possibility for III?

I'm no enlistment expert but III isn't a candidate for the military or he'd probably already be gone.

SLAG
02-22-2006, 10:45 PM
What Dane said. Just look at Slag. 20 years old and saddled with 2 kids. He makes a perfect bad example.


Glad I could Help

SLAG
02-22-2006, 10:48 PM
oh and roy-

im eight days older than you