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ENDelt260
02-26-2006, 02:56 PM
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4th and Long
02-26-2006, 02:58 PM
Who can argue with the Weekly World News?

Phobia
02-26-2006, 02:59 PM
I'm not smarter than everyody else because I drink beer. I drink beer because I'm smarter than everybody else.

Frankie
02-26-2006, 03:00 PM
Reliable source: Beer makes you smart.
So your problem must be something else, then. :hmmm:
:p

Frankie
02-26-2006, 03:01 PM
I'm not smarter than everyody else because I drink beer. I drink beer because I'm smarter than everybody else.
:LOL: Words to frame and put up on your wall.

Scaga
02-26-2006, 04:32 PM
If this is true...I am the smartest som-bitch on the face of the planet.

Rain Man
02-26-2006, 05:41 PM
I aspire to someday be a writer for the Weekly World News. It's by far the best tabloid out there.

morphius
02-26-2006, 06:04 PM
So this may explain why he was unable to come up with the unified theory.

Psyko Tek
02-26-2006, 06:31 PM
I aspire to someday be a writer for the Weekly World News. It's by far the best tabloid out there.


you should submit some stuff,

you deffinately got the humor and insight for it

nice second income

KCChiefsMan
02-26-2006, 06:37 PM
I drank 8 or 9 big beers (from 3pm to midnight) before, during and after that terrible game last night at buffalo wild wings, and all day I was wondering why I felt so smart today.


"are you a doctor?"
"no, but I did drink an 18 pack last night)

Dartgod
02-26-2006, 06:37 PM
From the brilliant mind of Cliff Claven...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

listopencil
02-26-2006, 07:02 PM
From the brilliant mind of Cliff Claven...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.


Brilliant!

jspchief
02-26-2006, 07:06 PM
He couldn't have been that smart. He was drinking Budweiser for chrissakes.