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Donger
03-03-2006, 02:08 PM
Good lord, why must their cookies be so good? The wife picked up three boxes of the Thin Mints this year. I think she's trying to fatten me up.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 02:10 PM
I bought eight.

2 Thin Mints
2 Samoas
3 Tagalongs
1 Lemon Coolers

Reaper16
03-03-2006, 02:10 PM
THIN MINT

Mile High Mania
03-03-2006, 02:11 PM
I think we have 5 boxes in the freezer ... I think I've whiped out 3 of the peanut butter cookies and 1 Samoa on my own... ummmmmmm, cookies.

Donger
03-03-2006, 02:11 PM
Damn. I forgot the poll.

alanm
03-03-2006, 02:12 PM
I got 2 boxes of the thin mints and 2 of the Tagalongs, the peanut butter filled cookies. I can't stop eating them. :)

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 02:12 PM
Can't very well f*ck a girl scout without a pole.

Donger
03-03-2006, 02:12 PM
I bought eight.

2 Thin Mints
2 Samoas
3 Tagalongs
1 Lemon Coolers

Damn. How long will that last you?

Dunit35
03-03-2006, 02:12 PM
Those peanut butter chocolate cookies are orgasmic...Maybe they are called peanut butter patties?

HolmeZz
03-03-2006, 02:12 PM
Some Samoas would hit the spot right now.

Donger
03-03-2006, 02:12 PM
Can't very well f*ck a girl scout without a pole.

That's not right.

Donger
03-03-2006, 02:13 PM
Here's a link to one of the bakers: http://www.littlebrowniebakers.com/cookies/cookies.html

kaplin42
03-03-2006, 02:13 PM
Can't very well f*ck a girl scout without a pole.

I was waiting for some one to go there!!!

Saulbadguy
03-03-2006, 02:14 PM
The cookies aren't all that great. It's just a genious marketing scheme.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 02:15 PM
Damn. How long will that last you?
Who knows? This is the first year I've ever bought girl scout cookies.

Truth be told, I don't really eat a lot of sweets. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I ordered. Katipan tried to tell me I was getting too much... but, what kind of man would I be if I listened?

Ultra Peanut
03-03-2006, 02:16 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

Donger
03-03-2006, 02:17 PM
I'm not sure what I was thinking when I ordered.

I'm not sure that I want to know.

JBucc
03-03-2006, 02:18 PM
**** the girl scouts and their damn thin mints. I just buy grasshoppers from the store all year round. Better imo.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 02:18 PM
Who knows? This is the first year I've ever bought girl scout cookies.

Truth be told, I don't really eat a lot of sweets. I'm not sure what I was thinking when I ordered. Katipan tried to tell me I was getting too much... but, what kind of man would I be if I listened?

one in a million

kaplin42
03-03-2006, 02:19 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat.

You dont understand, there is not as serious as a charging Rhino.

that is fricken great, thank you for the laugh.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 02:19 PM
The cookies aren't all that great. It's just a genious marketing scheme.

The crappier the cookie, the less it costs, the more money goes straight to the little hookers.

Donger
03-03-2006, 02:21 PM
The crappier the cookie, the less it costs, the more money goes straight to the little hookers.

Hookers? I didn't see that option on the order form.

Simply Red
03-03-2006, 02:21 PM
HMM. Frozen "Thin-Mints". I respectfully disagree, though a popular phenomenon. I truly feel that you lose some of the ability to taste the peppermint oil in the cookies while frozen. The true way to eat a Thin Mint is ,NEAT. That is just my opinion though.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 02:22 PM
I tossed my thin mints in the freeze cause the fat guy at work told me to. I figure if you can't trust a fat guy when it comes to cookies, who can you trust?

Simply Red
03-03-2006, 02:26 PM
I tossed my thin mints in the freeze cause the fat guy at work told me to. I figure if you can't trust a fat guy when it comes to cookies, who can you trust?

You need to look at the broader-prospective on the issue. And then say: What would Jesus do?

Reaper16
03-03-2006, 02:28 PM
Damn. How long will that last you?
17 minutes

Reaper16
03-03-2006, 02:29 PM
You need to look at the broader-prospective on the issue. And then say: What would Jesus do?
Jesus? The fat guy in question is Mexican?

Saulbadguy
03-03-2006, 02:30 PM
Jesus? The fat guy in question is Mexican?
No, it's Jesus. lol

Skip Towne
03-03-2006, 02:31 PM
HMM. Frozen "Thin-Mints". I respectfully disagree, though a popular phenomenon. I truly feel that you loose some of the ability to taste the peppermint oil in the cookies while frozen. The true way to eat a Thin Mint is ,NEAT. That is just my opinion though.
Hahahaha! He said "loose".

ChiefsOne
03-03-2006, 02:33 PM
I bought eight boxes, they will be the death of me. Or at least another 5 lbs of fat to bust my ass to try to get off at the gym. Well there goes my 6 pack for the summer! Maybe next year.

Iowanian
03-03-2006, 02:34 PM
I'm guessing the Lucky girlscout who hit endelt was thinking 1 thing...

Yessssssssssssssssss [/wimpy fist pump]

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 02:37 PM
17 minutes
If the weed's good.

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 03:03 PM
I helped my daughter sell about 1000 boxes one year, but the local chapter here cried like babies that it wasn't fair for me to sell em out of my store.

I wasn't marking them up, mind you , and my daughter was here on the weekends hawking them, but no, couldn't do that. It just wasnt' fair.

Skip Towne
03-03-2006, 03:06 PM
I helped my daughter sell about 1000 boxes one year, but the local chapter here cried like babies that it wasn't fair for me to sell em out of my store.

I wasn't marking them up, mind you , and my daughter was here on the weekends hawking them, but no, couldn't do that. It just wasnt' fair.
F*ck a bunch of "fair".

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:10 PM
I helped my daughter sell about 1000 boxes one year, but the local chapter here cried like babies that it wasn't fair for me to sell em out of my store.

I wasn't marking them up, mind you , and my daughter was here on the weekends hawking them, but no, couldn't do that. It just wasnt' fair.
Does she get a bigger prize if she sells more boxes?

sedated
03-03-2006, 03:12 PM
I'd like some damn cookies.

I haven't seen a girl scout in years.

They must avoid my house cause of the whole registered sex offender thing.

It's discrimination.

I just want some cookies (and some sweets would be nice, too)

Katipan
03-03-2006, 03:14 PM
I'd like some damn cookies.

I haven't seen a girl scout in years.

They must avoid my house cause of the whole registered sex offender thing.

It's discrimination.

I just want some cookies (and some sweets would be nice, too)

Of all the thinly veiled **** a girl scout jokes, yours is the creepiest.

sicko.

Donger
03-03-2006, 03:15 PM
ROFL

Q: Are all Girl Scout Cookies kosher?

A: Yes. All Girl Scout Cookies are kosher.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:19 PM
ROFL

Q: Are all Girl Scout Cookies kosher?

A: Yes. All Girl Scout Cookies are kosher.
I don't get it.

Ultra Peanut
03-03-2006, 03:19 PM
I don't get it.SILLY JEWS HA HA

Donger
03-03-2006, 03:21 PM
I don't get it.

I'm laughing at myself. I had no idea that cookies could not be kosher.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:24 PM
I'm laughing at myself. I had no idea that cookies could not be kosher.
I don't think the Jimmy Dean brand cheese and veal cookie is.

But, boy is it tasty.

Saulbadguy
03-03-2006, 03:26 PM
I'm laughing at myself. I had no idea that cookies could not be kosher.
If they used animal products in it that were not kosher, the cookies would not be kosher.

Plus a Rabbi would have to inspect the place, I guess.

Donger
03-03-2006, 03:27 PM
I'm still trying to figure out if Mer's disgust is real or not.

sedated
03-03-2006, 03:28 PM
Of all the thinly veiled **** a girl scout jokes, yours is the creepiest.

sicko.

considering that's coming from someone who has consensual sex with ENDelt, I'll take that as a compliment.

StcChief
03-03-2006, 03:37 PM
I'll pass on the GS. a little young for my tastes.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:38 PM
You can age 'em in the basement.

mike_b_284
03-03-2006, 03:39 PM
My little veal

Katipan
03-03-2006, 03:43 PM
considering that's coming from someone who has consensual sex with ENDelt, I'll take that as a compliment.

He said no each and every time.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:47 PM
At least I'm not crying as much now.

Simply Red
03-03-2006, 03:47 PM
You can age 'em in the basement.

ewww E!

Katipan
03-03-2006, 03:48 PM
They'd get moldy down there.

kaplin42
03-03-2006, 03:49 PM
You can age 'em in the basement.


They are like stock options. You get them, nurture them, mold them and never touch them until they mature. Once they mature, you can start collecting your dividends.

Simply Red
03-03-2006, 03:49 PM
They'd get moldy down there.

And smell musty like a basement.


LORD I APPOLOGIZE!

Donger
03-03-2006, 03:51 PM
You people are disgusting. I'm out of here.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:52 PM
They'd get moldy down there.
You need better climate control.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:52 PM
You people are disgusting. I'm out of here.
To be honest... I think this thread is quite a bit milder than I would expect with the title, "F*cking Girl Scouts"

Donger
03-03-2006, 03:55 PM
To be honest... I think this thread is quite a bit milder than I would expect with the title, "F*cking Girl Scouts"

Yes. I probably should have thought a little more carefully. Perhaps "God D*mn Girl Scouts" would have been better.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 03:58 PM
You people are disgusting. I'm out of here.

I won't believe you unless you start a thread about it.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 03:59 PM
He lasted a whole four minutes this time.

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:00 PM
I won't believe you unless you start a thread about it.

ROFL

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:01 PM
He lasted a whole four minutes this time.

That's because I was thinking about baseball.

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 04:20 PM
Does she get a bigger prize if she sells more boxes?They get badges, and more camping credits.

And of course, bragging rights. Which this sort of Cheerleader mom jealousy shit just couldn't tolerate.

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 04:22 PM
They are like stock options. You get them, nurture them, mold them and never touch them until they mature. Once they mature, you can start collecting your dividends.That sounds more like bonds than stock options.

sedated
03-03-2006, 04:23 PM
To be honest... I think this thread is quite a bit milder than I would expect with the title, "F*cking Girl Scouts"

patience, we're only 5 pages in, and the night is young.

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 04:23 PM
To be honest... I think this thread is quite a bit milder than I would expect with the title, "F*cking Girl Scouts"Yeah, no chit, with a thread starter "Donger".

Pervert. :shake:

sedated
03-03-2006, 04:24 PM
That sounds more like bonds than stock options.

NERD!

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 04:27 PM
NERD!Yeah, I have invested in both instruments mentioned above, that makes me a nerd. :D

sedated
03-03-2006, 04:51 PM
Yeah, I have invested in both instruments mentioned above, that makes me a nerd. :D

just the fact that you would correct someone that was comparing stocks/bonds to kidnapping girl scouts and keeping them in their basement until they become mature enough to rape.

listopencil
03-03-2006, 04:53 PM
My daughter's a Girl Scout. I can have as many cookies as I want. The Leader just mentioned to me today that she has extra in her garage. I can't remember if she said 55 boxes or 55 cases. Damn. I need to stay the hell away from her garage.

kaplin42
03-03-2006, 04:55 PM
just the fact that you would correct someone that was comparing stocks/bonds to kidnapping girl scouts and keeping them in their basement until they become mature enough to rape.


Is that what we are talking about, damn bunch a pervs the planet is!!!

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:56 PM
My daughter's a Girl Scout. I can have as many cookies as I want. The Leader just mentioned to me today that she has extra in her garage. I can't remember if she said 55 boxes or 55 cases. Damn. I need to stay the hell away from her garage.
Do you get a discount?

Katipan
03-03-2006, 04:57 PM
Do you get a discount?

You may not have a girl scout.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:58 PM
You may not have a girl scout.
Please? I promise to take care of her. I'll walk her every day.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 05:00 PM
For a week maybe. Until she shits in your shoe. Then it'll be me cleaning up after her. And you trying to pass her off to one of your friends.

listopencil
03-03-2006, 05:01 PM
Do you get a discount?

No, I just eat them and worry about the money on collection day.

listopencil
03-03-2006, 05:01 PM
Every year when cookie time comes around, some of the Girl Scout moms at work approach me about buying some. I always tell them,"No, I have a Girl Scout at home." Then I love to see the looks on their faces when I add,"I keep her locked in the closet." It usually just takes the one time and they don't ask me again.

SNR
03-03-2006, 05:07 PM
Are girl scout cookies made with real girl scouts?

QuikSsurfer
03-03-2006, 05:13 PM
Good lord, why must their cookies be so good? The wife picked up three boxes of the Thin Mints this year. I think she's trying to fatten me up.

i like the caramel coconut and chocolate one :) i forget what it's called

QuikSsurfer
03-03-2006, 05:14 PM
and i also like the cute girls... nailed to a tree

SNR
03-03-2006, 05:29 PM
i like the caramel coconut and chocolate one :) i forget what it's calledCaramel Delights, you ass

Katipan
03-03-2006, 05:32 PM
Samoas, you turd

mike_b_284
03-03-2006, 05:36 PM
Samoas, you turd

Did they get now names? I remember peanut butter patties, carmel delights, thin mints.

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 06:02 PM
just the fact that you would correct someone that was comparing stocks/bonds to kidnapping girl scouts and keeping them in their basement until they become mature enough to rape.I must not have read the thread that closely.

Rape is horrible, even to joke about.

I have a daughter dude, that is all I am going to say.

SNR
03-03-2006, 06:09 PM
I must not have read the thread that closely.

Rape is horrible, even to joke about.

I have a daughter dude, that is all I am going to say.Does it still count if Kati started the joke?

Calcountry
03-03-2006, 06:35 PM
Does it still count if Kati started the joke?Of course not, she is Endelts girl, and that affords her unlimited BB immunity.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 06:37 PM
humph. I bought my "Calm down. Lets not turn this rape into a murder" shirt before ENDelt came along.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:39 PM
Of course not, she is Endelts girl, and that affords her unlimited BB immunity.
ROFL

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:44 PM
http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a247/a247.gif

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:50 PM
Next fundraiser.... after cookie season is over.

http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/products/a294/a294.gif

Reaper16
03-03-2006, 06:52 PM
God bless tshirthell.com

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:53 PM
Katipan got me "Some of my best friends are white people" for my birthday.

She really knows her way to my heart.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 06:54 PM
Bah. I only bought it because it'll look cute next to my shirt.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:58 PM
Let me have my little fantasy world, damnit.

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:00 PM
Are you two actually at the same location when you post?

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:01 PM
Are you two actually at the same location when you post?
You mean... right now?

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:01 PM
You mean... right now?

Yes. Now.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:01 PM
Honey, get me a beer.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:09 PM
Yes, dear.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:10 PM
Yes. Now.
Well... what do you mean by location?

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:13 PM
Well... what do you mean by location?

Are you in the same dwelling?

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:17 PM
Are you in the same dwelling?
At the moment, no.

Which means it's gonna take me awhile to get her that beer. I hope she doesn't hit me.

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:19 PM
At the moment, no.

Which means it's gonna take me awhile to get her that beer. I hope she doesn't hit me.

I see.

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:20 PM
When you are both at the same dwelling and both posting here, are you typically within speaking distance?

Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:25 PM
That rarely happens.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:37 PM
Has it ever happened?

Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:41 PM
You usually end up reminding me that we're on your account and then I see a shiny object and forget to post.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:43 PM
God bless that stainless steel cock ring.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:44 PM
Speaking of cocks, I wonder who the 4 people that Donger referred here are.

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:45 PM
Speaking of cocks, I wonder who the 4 people that Donger referred here are.

None, that I know of.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 07:47 PM
You must have stalkers.

Skip Towne
03-03-2006, 08:44 PM
Aaaarrrggghhh!!! Another Endelt-Mer-Donger thread.

Donger
03-03-2006, 08:47 PM
You must have stalkers.

Retarded nipple-tweakers and gay guys, yes. Not sure about stalkers.

Donger
03-03-2006, 08:48 PM
Aaaarrrggghhh!!! Another Endelt-Mer-Donger thread.

Can I pick Mer? ENDelt's not my type.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 08:52 PM
That hurts.

Donger
03-03-2006, 08:55 PM
That hurts.

Give me a couple of beers, and I'm pretty easy.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 08:56 PM
I don't wanna be score. I just wanna be wanted.

Donger
03-03-2006, 08:58 PM
I don't wanna be score. I just wanna be wanted.

Oh. Forget it then, you f*cking tease.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 09:04 PM
I get the middle

Donger
03-03-2006, 09:19 PM
I get the middle

Oh my.