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Dinny Blues
03-03-2006, 04:34 PM
Bartenders asks him what's with the octopus.

Guy says it's the most talented octopus in the world, plays any music instrument ever made.

Bartender asks if he can play the piano in the corner. Octopus runs over and starts throwin' down some Pinetop Perkins.

Bartender yanks a harmonica out of his pocket. Octopus blows some Little Walter.

Bartender runs in the backroom and comes out with a set of bagpipes, and slams 'em on the bar. Octopus hops on the bagpipes, and goes rolling off the end of the bar.

Bartender says "didn't think he could play those"

Guy says "hold it, give him a minute, as soon as he figures out he can't **** it, he'll play it"

Dinny

Reaper16
03-03-2006, 04:45 PM
That Octopus has his eyes on the prize.

Archie F. Swin
03-03-2006, 06:44 PM
good one! ;)

Dinny Blues
03-03-2006, 07:13 PM
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

mcan
03-04-2006, 08:01 AM
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?


Homeless...

Dinny Blues
03-04-2006, 09:06 AM
What do you call a girl that hangs out with the band?

Dinny Blues
03-05-2006, 06:51 PM
What do you call a girl that hangs out with the band?


A groupie.

What do you call a guy that hangs out with the band?