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blueballs
03-03-2006, 04:16 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?

SLAG
03-03-2006, 04:16 PM
24

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:16 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?

I can only speak for a family of 4.

Zero.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:17 PM
Hasn't even been registered a month yet and already has the skill of shitty parody threads down.

These noobs are fast learners. It took SNR years to get to this level of douchebaggery.

Pitt Gorilla
03-03-2006, 04:17 PM
I can only speak for a family of 4.

Zero.I hope you're kidding.

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:18 PM
I hope you're kidding.

What?

penguinz
03-03-2006, 04:19 PM
I can only speak for a family of 3.

4

Phobia
03-03-2006, 04:21 PM
I may need some help with my math....

1x per week
2-3x during 1 week per month = 5-6x per month * 12

I can't be certain, but it should be once every 3-4 days. That keeps me sane anyway.

Dunit35
03-03-2006, 04:22 PM
7.5

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:24 PM
7.5

They come in halves?

"Yeah. YEAH! No!"

penguinz
03-03-2006, 04:24 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:24 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?

Not to fruition. I think that counts as a half. Or just a basic lube job.

Dunit35
03-03-2006, 04:27 PM
Ha, I knew you guys would say something...but let's say you're getting a BJ during the day when the kids are playing and one of them happens to walk into the room when it is going on....that counts as a half.

plbrdude
03-03-2006, 04:27 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?


i think it depends on how it ends

SLAG
03-03-2006, 04:34 PM
How the heel do you get .5 of a blow job?


With .5 of the Woman...

http://www.st-andrews.ac.uk/~cmad/callander/Callander%20-%20Little%20People%20Sketch%20(2)a.jpg

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:34 PM
Lucky for Slag, his wife has a new friend... so, they can work together to make a whole blowjob.

SLAG
03-03-2006, 04:36 PM
Lucky for Slag, his wife has a new friend... so, they can work together to make a whole blowjob.


Yeah that Picture was taken during a Happier Time...

Boozer
03-03-2006, 04:36 PM
Lucky for Slag, his wife has a new friend... so, they can work together to make a whole blowjob.

And when Slag finally finds that guy....

SLAG
03-03-2006, 04:37 PM
And when Slag finally finds that guy....



Naw I like these hotties.... :drool:

http://www.oedipusdick.com/O-Dick-w-midgets.jpg

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:42 PM
We had this old alcoholic dude that worked as a cook for our fraternity for awhile. Occassionally, if you weren't careful... you might wander through the kitchen while he was working and he'd tell you a story you'd wish you hadn't heard. I believe it was poor Brother Drew who was subjected to the story about f*cking a midget. "Sure, their arms and legs are shorter... but, everything else is the same!"

Vegas_Dave
03-03-2006, 04:42 PM
Depends...

would you define "blowjob" as pleasurable oral sex that finishes by ejaculation in the givers mouth?

Katipan
03-03-2006, 04:44 PM
Ron Jeremy signed stuff for me with "breast wishes." What an unoriginal ****!

Katipan
03-03-2006, 04:45 PM
Donger... If you say one word...

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:45 PM
Yeah.. he's not really famous for his creativity.

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:45 PM
"Sure, their arms and legs are shorter... but, everything else is the same!"

That's a dwarf, isn't it?

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:46 PM
That's a dwarf, isn't it?
In my eyes anyone shorter than Katipan is a midget.

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:47 PM
Donger... If you say one word...

Oh shit.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:50 PM
Hahahahahahaha! Donger deleted his post!! Hahahahahaha.

Boozer
03-03-2006, 04:53 PM
Hahahahahahaha! Donger deleted his post!! Hahahahahaha.

Bring that f*cker back.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 04:54 PM
Bring that f*cker back.
It's really funnier this way.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 04:54 PM
I'm a thug.

Donger
03-03-2006, 04:55 PM
It's really funnier this way.

Ain't that the truth.

Mr. Laz
03-03-2006, 05:04 PM
How many blow jobs...do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
wouldn't the more pertinent question be ... How many blowjobs do you need to give to get a job at WPI?

Bob Dole
03-03-2006, 05:06 PM
Without reading through the entire thread, has anyone asked why the hell anyone would have 5 kids?

Baby Lee
03-03-2006, 05:35 PM
We had this old alcoholic dude that worked as a cook for our fraternity for awhile. Occassionally, if you weren't careful... you might wander through the kitchen while he was working and he'd tell you a story you'd wish you hadn't heard. I believe it was poor Brother Drew who was subjected to the story about f*cking a midget. "Sure, their arms and legs are shorter... but, everything else is the same!"
Thanks for reminding me of the sickest fast food memory I have.
We had this one cook who was your protypical bull-dyke, I'm talking Sven Svornsen from Most Powerful Man kind of lady. And her sign off, when her hen-pecked hubby showed up was her gutteral announcement over the transom. "Gotta go, my swingin' meat is here."

:Lin:

Katipan
03-03-2006, 05:38 PM
I bet that chick is on the Internet.

Phobia
03-03-2006, 05:51 PM
Without reading through the entire thread, has anyone asked why the hell anyone would have 5 kids?

Not enough blowjobs. Clearly.

gblowfish
03-03-2006, 06:21 PM
Go join a fraternity.

Spott
03-03-2006, 06:23 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?

This is obviously a trick question. If you are married with 3 kids, blowjobs don't exist unless you are getting some from some chick at the office.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:40 PM
Go join a fraternity.
WTF?

Katipan
03-03-2006, 06:43 PM
I told everyone that the easiest way to flip your trigger was to talk shit about fraternities.

Sorry, baby.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:44 PM
Is that what he was doing? I'm awfully slow.

Katipan
03-03-2006, 06:45 PM
He's saying he's dumb and gay and dumb and gay people join frats.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:47 PM
Why would he call himself dumb and gay?

Katipan
03-03-2006, 06:49 PM
Then he called your mother a whore.

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 06:51 PM
Well, that's certainly not very nice.

stevieray
03-03-2006, 06:52 PM
These threads always humble me.

Predarat
03-03-2006, 07:20 PM
I say 2 a day per kid, which is 10 a day in your case. That makes 3,650 a year! Can one women do all that?

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:24 PM
I say 2 a day per kid, which is 10 a day in your case. That makes 3,650 a year! Can one women do all that?
I don't see why not.

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:46 PM
I'm still proud of my record. That gal blew me every day for one full year. I should have known that she was a little 'off.'

ENDelt260
03-03-2006, 07:53 PM
Is she the one that jumped on your hood?

Donger
03-03-2006, 07:55 PM
Is she the one that jumped on your hood?

No. Different one.

StcChief
03-03-2006, 07:59 PM
major holidays sometimes, your bday, mar.15th (steak and bj day)
VD if your lucky

so 4

Donger
03-03-2006, 08:01 PM
mar.15th (steak and bj day)

Why is March 15 'Steak & BJ Day'?

alanm
03-03-2006, 08:10 PM
I may need some help with my math....

1x per week
2-3x during 1 week per month = 5-6x per month * 12

I can't be certain, but it should be once every 3-4 days. That keeps me sane anyway.
I gotta go with Phil here on this one. Now if only I can get the GF to go along. :hmmm:

Smed1065
03-03-2006, 08:18 PM
Hey the 100 Club is great.

StcChief
03-03-2006, 08:26 PM
Why is March 15 'Steak & BJ Day'?

I miss-spoke Mar.14th or Feb 15th your choice

http://www.officialhouseofrock.com/articles/Jimbo/2006-02-15.php

Has cards and a blog....
http://asmallvictory.net/archives/008336.html

Fried Meat Ball!
03-03-2006, 08:43 PM
I may need some help with my math....

1x per week
2-3x during 1 week per month = 5-6x per month * 12

I can't be certain, but it should be once every 3-4 days. That keeps me sane anyway.
I don't have ANY kids, but Phob's numbers seem about right to me, too. If they hadn't met before, Phil, I might question if you were married to my wife. Then I remember E.T. and get a silly grin on my face.

Count Zarth
03-03-2006, 09:31 PM
What...what is a blooooow job?

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1239/stuartnew19rq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

blueballs
12-15-2007, 07:26 PM
r

Count Zarth
12-15-2007, 07:42 PM
No amount of blow jobs could entice me to support a family.

JohninGpt
12-15-2007, 07:46 PM
do you need to receive in a year in order to stay around and support a family of 5 and still live comfortably?
I support a family of four without regret.
More blowjobs would be greatly appreciated.

cardken
12-16-2007, 07:00 AM
Family of three, 24-36 from Live- in fiance. And random 8 more from trips to TJ. :drool:

J Diddy
12-16-2007, 08:35 AM
No amount of blow jobs could entice me to support a family.

he's talking about receiving

KcMizzou
12-16-2007, 08:52 AM
I'm still proud of my record. That gal blew me every day for one full year. I should have known that she was a little 'off.'Why the hell aren't you still with her?

siberian khatru
12-16-2007, 08:54 AM
he's talking about receiving

ROFL

J Diddy
12-16-2007, 09:04 AM
Why the hell aren't you still with her?



she gave him gingivitis of the cock

ROYC75
12-16-2007, 10:27 AM
Why the hell aren't you still with her?


His contract ran out, a 1 year tender, she became a FA and moved on.

Fly O.T. McWall
12-16-2007, 10:44 AM
Family of three, 24-36 from Live- in fiance. And random 8 more from trips to TJ. :drool:
trips to tj?

taco john?

cardken
12-16-2007, 07:48 PM
trips to tj?

taco john?
Tijuana, Mexico $60 full service. Selma Hayek/ Penelope Cruz quality.

Pestilence
12-16-2007, 08:55 PM
I'd have to go with 500 from the wife and 500 from her sister.