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Mr. Kotter
03-03-2006, 11:53 PM
Virgins. Goody-Two Shoes-types? I understand.

What's with married chicks, who use to really "dig" it.....deciding, after "kids", that well....that's for "young people"?

I mean, is that what they mean, when they talk about "the Honeymoon" is over?

FTR, of course, I'm inquiring strictly on behalf of a "friend".....

Dunit35
03-03-2006, 11:56 PM
Kotter...don't ruin my dreams of getting married and getting BJ's 24 hours a day... :)

Halfcan
03-03-2006, 11:57 PM
Kotter...don't ruin my dreams of getting married and getting BJ's 24 hours a day... :)

lol-better stay single if you want BJ's

Spicy McHaggis
03-03-2006, 11:58 PM
All the married 35 year old women I sleep with still "dig" it. :shrug:

Phobia
03-03-2006, 11:59 PM
I must have married a gem.

pikesome
03-03-2006, 11:59 PM
lol-better stay single if you want BJ's

I don't know about that. 5 years and two kids. Still get mine. The biggest problem is work schedules.

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:00 AM
Well if shes still putting out when im 35 i'll consider my self Lucky I think

pikesome
03-04-2006, 12:01 AM
All the married 35 year old women I sleep with still "dig" it. :shrug:


I must have married a gem.

Maybe we are doing it the "right" way. :)

Dunit35
03-04-2006, 12:01 AM
All the married 35 year old women I sleep with still "dig" it. :shrug:


lol.... ROFL. I've always wanted to sleep with an older women...to bad my ex's mother didn't always want to sleep with a younger man though.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:02 AM
All the married 35 year old women I sleep with still "dig" it. :shrug:

Are you "single".....

If so, you are in for a rude awakening once you've been married....."awhile" :banghead:

Er, eh.....so I have "heard" from my "friend"....heh. :(

Katipan
03-04-2006, 12:03 AM
Eat em out as often as you want blown and shave your shit.

pikesome
03-04-2006, 12:04 AM
lol.... ROFL. I've always wanted to sleep with an older women...to bad my ex's mother didn't always want to sleep with a younger man though.

So sometimes she did? :hmmm:

Phobia
03-04-2006, 12:04 AM
Maybe we are doing it the "right" way. :)

I don't make her work too hard - one advantage of being a 2 minute man - frequent head.

Dunit35
03-04-2006, 12:05 AM
So sometimes she did? :hmmm:


In my mind she always did.

Phobia
03-04-2006, 12:05 AM
Eat em out as often as you want blown and shave your shit.

Yeah - that and being a 2 minute man.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:06 AM
Eat em out as often as you want blown and shave your shit.

This "friend" of mine, his wife won't let him "do" her (unless she's really wasted; and since "kids" doesn't "do that" anymore)......

and he does shave.....

What then??? :shrug:

Dunit35
03-04-2006, 12:06 AM
I don't make her work too hard - one advantage of being a 2 minute man - frequent head.



hahaha....nice.

Katipan
03-04-2006, 12:07 AM
I don't think I'd marry a 2 minute man. :(

I'm a very shallow woman.

Dunit35
03-04-2006, 12:08 AM
I don't think I'd marry a 2 minute man. :(

I'm a very shallow woman.


Gosh, there's nothing wrong with being a 2 minute man..my self esteem is continuing to fall here. :( :harumph:

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:08 AM
Yeah - that and being a 2 minute man.

Heh.....she use to make it 4-5 minutes....before complaining about a sore jaw....

er, eh....my "friend" said...... ROFL

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:09 AM
This "friend" of mine, his wife won't let him "do" her (unless she's really wasted; and since "kids" doesn't "do that" anymore)......

and he does shave.....

What then??? :shrug:


What ganster movie is it where he has a wife for the kids and a Concubine for his ass and dome

He said He wouldnt let his wife kiss her kids with those lips after that or something...

pikesome
03-04-2006, 12:09 AM
frequent head.

Do you have 5 children?

Katipan
03-04-2006, 12:10 AM
This "friend" of mine, his wife won't let him "do" her (unless she's really wasted; and since "kids" doesn't "do that" anymore)......

and he does shave.....

What then??? :shrug:

Then she was either faking liking it before, she's not fulfilled somewhere else in her life to accept a submissive posture, or the guy's junk stinks.

Or like if it's during the day she might be thinking about the next time she kisses her kid.

Hell I don't know. Gimme her number, I'll ask her point blank.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:11 AM
What ganster movie is it where he has a wife for the kids and a Concubine for his ass and dome

He said He wouldnt let his wife kiss her kids with those lips after that or something...

Gangstas in the Hood, or something like that....

pikesome
03-04-2006, 12:11 AM
What ganster movie is it where he has a wife for the kids and a Concubine for his ass and dome

He said He wouldnt let his wife kiss her kids with those lips after that or something...

Analyse This?

Phobia
03-04-2006, 12:12 AM
Do you have 5 children?

Probably.

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:13 AM
Heh.....she use to make it 4-5 minutes....before complaining about a sore jaw....

er, eh....my "friend" said...... ROFL


That is when you say-"Your jaw is gonna hurt a lot more if you stop biatch."

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:13 AM
Then she was either faking liking it before, she's not fulfilled somewhere else in her life to accept a submissive posture, or the guy's junk stinks.

Or like if it's during the day she might be thinking about the next time she kisses her kid.

Hell I don't know. Gimme her number, I'll ask her point blank.

The dude showers at least once, usually 2 times a day; so I guess it's the submissive thing.......I'll have to PM you m....er, eh....his number.....if he's really thinking that will help.... :hmmm:

Phobia
03-04-2006, 12:14 AM
I don't think I'd marry a 2 minute man. :(

I'm a very shallow woman.

Since I'm such a considerate man, I'd probably use my 2 minute nut on my girlfriend before I came home to you.

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:16 AM
Eat em out as often as you want blown and shave your shit.


Your greatest post evar!

And married chicks still give head after 35-just not to their husbands.

Katipan
03-04-2006, 12:18 AM
Since I'm such a considerate man, I'd probably use my 2 minute nut on my girlfriend before I came home to you.

I should hope so. I think I'd rather watch Sportscenter than get all horny for 2 minutes of pumping.

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:20 AM
Analyse This?


Yes that was it...


Rep

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:20 AM
Your greatest post evar!.

Isn't that the truth? ROFL

And married chicks still give head after 35-just not to their husbands.

Well, if they are giving them to other-than-their-spouses.....maybe they got nothing left for the "house." :shrug:

:hmmm:

Phobia
03-04-2006, 12:20 AM
I should hope so. I think I'd rather watch Sportscenter than get all horny for 2 minutes of pumping.

It makes the commercial breaks go by quickly. That way we don't miss sportscenter.

Katipan
03-04-2006, 12:22 AM
Can you do that every commercial break?

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:23 AM
Isn't that the truth? ROFL



Well, if they are giving them other-than-their-spouses.....maybe they got nothing left for the "house." :shrug:

:hmmm:


Your Not Really Suggestiong that are you?


I mean you know her better than anyone but... C'mon Thats a serious Charge

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:23 AM
It makes the commercial breaks go by quickly. That way we don't miss sportscenter.

Or in my case, Jack Harry on 38 the spot. He really has some great ideas to turn around the Chiefs- STFU

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:26 AM
Your Not Really Suggestiong that are you?


I mean you know her better than anyone but... C'mon Thats a serious Charge

If you mean "Mer"....of course not. How the hell would I know?

If you mean my "friend's" wife....er, eh.....nah. She's definitely not the wandering type. She doesn't have time with the kids and all....plus, she's loyal....

er, eh....so, he says....

:hmmm:

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:28 AM
Your Not Really Suggestiong that are you?


I mean you know her better than anyone but... C'mon Thats a serious Charge

Its either-she is too tired from work, kids, ect and does not feel "in the mood" to make your night. Remember-sex is more of a spiritual conection, and all that other happy shit, with women. Guys-its about sex and release of tension.

or

She does not want to make you happy, because of all the years of bitterness she has stored away in her heartless soul.

Phobia
03-04-2006, 12:30 AM
Can you do that every commercial break?

No - only the first one. After that, we have to start missing sportscenter.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:31 AM
... Remember-sex is more of a spiritual conection, and all that other happy shit, with women...

I keep reading/hearing that crap....WTF is with that? :shake:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

MARS-VENUS thing, I guess.... :rolleyes:

Count Alex's Losses
03-04-2006, 12:31 AM
I don't know about 35, but the amount of blowjobs I get now hasn't decreased significantly from the amount of blowjobs I got when I was a teenager. :shrug:

stevieray
03-04-2006, 12:31 AM
you guys have to ask for one?

mike_b_284
03-04-2006, 12:32 AM
I don't think I'd marry a 2 minute man. :(

I'm a very shallow woman.

Looks like delt dodged that bullet. Marriage that is.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:32 AM
you guys have to ask?

My "friend" does.....

If I was a betting man, I'd guess you are a MARS-VENUS kinda guy....

That or you've married the only PERFECT woman on the Planet!!! :cuss:

:banghead:

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:34 AM
I don't know about 35, but the amount of blowjobs I get now hasn't decreased significantly from the amount of blowjobs I got when I was a teenager. :shrug:

I think he was actually talking about a BJ from a Women.

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:35 AM
My "friend" does.....

If I was a betting man, I'd guess you are a MARS-VENUS kinda guy....

That or you've married the only PERFECT woman on the Planet!!! :cuss:

:banghead:


I refer back to my earlier post on the other thread about how all women are crazy..


Do a search if you feel adventureous

Dave Lane
03-04-2006, 12:35 AM
Virgins. Goody-Two Shoes-types? I understand.

What's with married chicks, who use to really "dig" it.....deciding, after "kids", that well....that's for "young people"?

I mean, is that what they mean, when they talk about "the Honeymoon" is over?

FTR, of course, I'm inquiring strictly on behalf of a "friend".....


It means your old and fat...

Dave

Count Alex's Losses
03-04-2006, 12:37 AM
I think he was actually talking about a BJ from a Women.

HAHAHA! OH THAT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE RUNNING "GOCHIEFS IS GAY" JOKE HERE ON THE INTERNET WEBSITE KNOWN AS CHIEFSPLANET.COM!!! OH HAHAHA! YOU SLAY ME, HALFCAN!!!

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:37 AM
It means your old and fat...

Dave

What is old? I'm told I look in my "early thirties".....

And, although I could lose 20 lbs or so, my "frame carries me well...."

:shrug:

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:39 AM
I refer back to my earlier post on the other thread about how all women are crazy..


Do a search if you feel adventureous

I'm wwaaaayyyy toooo "under the influence" at the moment, to do that.....hell, i was gonna change my avvvy tonight. I can't even do that.....

So, I'll have to try that tomorrow, I guess. :shrug:

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:40 AM
I keep reading/hearing that crap....WTF is with that? :shake:

:banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

MARS-VENUS thing, I guess.... :rolleyes:


Crap? That is why you ain't getting what you want. Women are delicate flowers that have to be treated special. If you start giving her the attention she needs (Non Sexual) like extra help with the kids, make dinner, clean house, pick your dirty socks off the floor, flowers at work, love poems hidden in her work stuff, phone calls for no reason but to say hi and I appreciate you-things will be much better if she still loves you. You have to make her feel good about your relationship and about herself, before she can give the love back.

Asking or hinting around about it, will only cost you more time without.

chefsos
03-04-2006, 12:45 AM
What is old? I'm told I look in my "early thirties".....

And, although I could lose 20 lbs or so, my "frame carries me well...."

:shrug:
What's that got to do with your friend and his wife?

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:45 AM
HAHAHA! OH THAT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE RUNNING "GOCHIEFS IS GAY" JOKE HERE ON THE INTERNET WEBSITE KNOWN AS CHIEFSPLANET.COM!!! OH HAHAHA! YOU SLAY ME, HALFCAN!!!


There is a joke about you being gay-is it cause those starwars guys or the american idol threads you love so much.

NJ Chief is the new Go Chiefs-and I don't think he is gay.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:46 AM
What's that got to do with your friend and his wife?

Good question. What about ME though....I did find this interesting...

mike_b_284
03-04-2006, 12:48 AM
HAHAHA! OH THAT'S SO FUNNY BECAUSE OF THE RUNNING "GOCHIEFS IS GAY" joke HERE ON THE INTERNET WEBSITE KNOWN AS CHIEFSPLANET.COM!!! OH HAHAHA! YOU SLAY ME, HALFCAN!!!

what do you mean joke?

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:51 AM
Crap? That is why you ain't getting what you want. Women are delicate flowers that have to be treated special. If you start giving her the attention she needs (Non Sexual) like extra help with the kids, make dinner, clean house, pick your dirty socks off the floor, flowers at work, love poems hidden in her work stuff, phone calls for no reason but to say hi and I appreciate you-things will be much better if she still loves you. You have to make her feel good about your relationship and about herself, before she can give the love back.

Asking or hinting around about it, will only cost you more time without.

Shit.

I guess "he'll" have to settle for the Jenna James DVD.... :banghead:

Count Alex's Losses
03-04-2006, 12:54 AM
Shit.

I guess "he'll" have to settle for the Jenna James DVD.... :banghead:

OBG it's Jenna JAMESON.

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:54 AM
Shit.

I guess "he'll" have to settle for the Jenna James DVD.... :banghead:

That works too-lol

If you do decide to change-just make one little difference a day so she doesn't catch on. Too much, she will smell a BJ trap. Try a lot of hand holding, kissing, snuggling and the other shit she likes after a few days. In three weeks she will think you turned over a new leaf and the sex will pick up.

Count Alex's Losses
03-04-2006, 12:55 AM
Try a lot of hand holding, kissing, snuggling and the other shit she likes after a few days. .

Who doesn't like to snuggle?

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:56 AM
OBG it's Jenna JAMESON.

Or in your Case James Jenson ROFL

Count Alex's Losses
03-04-2006, 12:57 AM
Or in your Case James Jenson ROFL

FTX I like straight porn.

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:57 AM
Who doesn't like to snuggle?


And you said people think your gay on here-I don't get it.

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:57 AM
Or in your Case Elroy Jetson ROFL

I fixed it for you

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 12:58 AM
That works too-lol

If you do decide to change-just make one little difference a day so she doesn't catch on. Too much, she will smell a BJ trap. Try a lot of hand holding, kissing, snuggling and the other shit she likes after a few days. In three weeks she will think you turned over a new leaf and the sex will pick up.

Sad thing is, we've.....er, eh...."he" has been married 17 years......I've....er, eh....he's already tried what you are suggesting....and it did work pretty well.

I'm....er, eh....he's on the "next level" though; they are more demanding and sophisticated at this level....it's not so easy anymore.... :banghead:

Count Alex's Losses
03-04-2006, 12:58 AM
And you said people think your gay on here-I don't get it.

What's wrong with snuggling with your woman?

I'm going to make a poll.

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:58 AM
I fixed it for you


Payback for the suicide post?

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:59 AM
Sad thing is, we've been married 17 years......I've already tried what you are suggesting....and it did work pretty well.

I'm on the "next level" though; they are more demanding and sophisticated at this level....it's not so easy anymore.... :banghead:


Bring her down here to KC and then go here:


http://www.chateauavalon.net/

SLAG
03-04-2006, 12:59 AM
Payback for the suicide post?


No He knows how i feel about those posts and I dropped it

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 12:59 AM
What's wrong with snuggling your man?

I'm going to smoke a pole.

mike_b_284
03-04-2006, 01:00 AM
Bring her down here to KC and then go here:


http://www.chateauavalon.net/

Glad to see you are spending some quality time with the Mrs. She damn well better be under that desk.

Halfcan
03-04-2006, 01:01 AM
Sad thing is, we've.....er, eh...."he" has been married 17 years......I've....er, eh....he's already tried what you are suggesting....and it did work pretty well.

I'm....er, eh....he's on the "next level" though; they are more demanding and sophisticated at this level....it's not so easy anymore.... :banghead:


Then trade her in on a younger, hornier chick that isn't tired of pleasing the King of the house as he should be treated.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 01:02 AM
Bring her down here to KC and then go here:


http://www.chateauavalon.net/

I'll have to bookmark that site.....er, eh....for my "friend"....heh. :hmmm:

luv
03-04-2006, 01:04 AM
OK, why do married women quit BJs after 35 or so?

Well hell. I'd better hurry up and get married if I only have 6 years to give them.

Or do single girls get to give them longer?

SLAG
03-04-2006, 01:04 AM
Glad to see you are spending some quality time with the Mrs. She damn well better be under that desk.

She is damn well worn out

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 01:06 AM
Well hell. I'd better hurry up and get married if I only have 6 years to give them.

No shit.... ROFL



:spock:



Need some practice? :hmmm:


ROFL

;)

chefsos
03-04-2006, 01:09 AM
No shit.... ROFL



:spock:



Need some practice? :hmmm:


ROFL

;)
There ya go. Solve a couple of issues at once. Might bring up a few more, though.

EDIT: Luv's not gonna like what either of us just wrote.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 01:16 AM
....EDIT: Luv's not gonna like what either of us just wrote.

She's a good sport....usually....

Heh. :hmmm:

luv
03-04-2006, 01:22 AM
She's a good sport....usually....

Heh. :hmmm:
Well, I am going to be PMS'ing this weekend, but I'll let this one slide. ;)

chefsos
03-04-2006, 01:45 AM
Well, I am going to be PMS'ing this weekend, but I'll let this one slide. ;)
The warning is appreciated, Luv, but I always thought half the fun of PMS was witnessing the sudden transformation. And ducking.

luv
03-04-2006, 02:03 AM
The warning is appreciated, Luv, but I always thought half the fun of PMS was witnessing the sudden transformation. And ducking.
Talk to me on Sunday, or early next week. I'll be a basket case. :)

CoMoChief
03-04-2006, 02:09 AM
Why are women so ****ed up emotionally in general?

luv
03-04-2006, 02:12 AM
Why are women so ****ed up emotionally in general?
Very good question. Maybe to keep you guys guessing, on your toes, etc. Might be do the constant changing of hormone levels. It's expected.

el borracho
03-04-2006, 03:57 AM
Could it be that your "friend" has grown old and gross?

Over-Head
03-04-2006, 05:12 AM
Virgins. Goody-Two Shoes-types? I understand.

What's with married chicks, who use to really "dig" it.....deciding, after "kids", that well....that's for "young people"?

I mean, is that what they mean, when they talk about "the Honeymoon" is over?

FTR, of course, I'm inquiring strictly on behalf of a "friend".....

I can't help your "friend" on this one, but the Mrs. turned 37 last week, ain't slowed her down ROFL
Then again if she read this post on an open internet board, she might

Herzig
03-04-2006, 07:25 AM
Ever heard the joke about why is a bride's smile so big on her wedding day?

Because she knows she's given her last BJ.

I almost always go down on a girl before sex. Not just because it turns me on and gets things ready for sex...but because I like it.

My girlfriend of 2 months has her "monthly visitor" at the moment and has taken care of me twice in as many days. And...she paid for dinner last night and cooked dinner for me on Wednesday and Thursday. As long as her needs are being met, I think most girls will take care of yours.

ChiefButthurt
03-04-2006, 07:46 AM
Eat em out as often as you want blown and shave your shit.


I like you Mer. You're crude but you make sense.

ChiefButthurt
03-04-2006, 07:58 AM
Well hell. I'd better hurry up and get married if I only have 6 years to give them.

Or do single girls get to give them longer?


Yes definitely, that's the rule. In fact, the single girls like us married guys the best. We love you long time.

el borracho
03-04-2006, 02:23 PM
Another possibility could be that your friend's wife has some hormonal imbalance which is lowering her libido. Some oral birth control will do this and, of course, age does this as well. Maybe your friend should ask his wife what she thinks is the reason and maybe your friend's wife should see a doctor about it.

keg in kc
03-04-2006, 02:25 PM
It might have something to do with the dude in question being fat, smelly and starting to sprout hair from odd places.

DanT
03-04-2006, 02:35 PM
Crap? That is why you ain't getting what you want. Women are delicate flowers that have to be treated special....



I wonder how many desperate-for-blow-jobs Planeteers hopped out into the garden with their pants down around their ankles after reading that.

ENDelt260
03-04-2006, 03:12 PM
Why are women so ****ed up emotionally in general?
If the particular woman in question has dated me, I'm at least partly to blame.

Sorry about that. Well, not really.

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 03:21 PM
Ever heard the joke about why is a bride's smile so big on her wedding day?

Because she knows she's given her last BJ.

...

Yeah, I remember someone once said....it's the wedding cake. A "secret ingredient....

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 03:27 PM
Could it be that your "friend" has grown old and gross?

Eh, not yet....maybe in another 10-15 years, if exercise and diet don't improve though.


Another possibility could be that your friend's wife has some hormonal imbalance which is lowering her libido. Some oral birth control will do this and, of course, age does this as well. Maybe your friend should ask his wife what she thinks is the reason and maybe your friend's wife should see a doctor about it.

That's definitely in the equation. Doc is trying to find something that works, without significant side effects though....the facial hair and deeper voice possibilities are scary. :shake:

go bowe
03-04-2006, 04:49 PM
I can't help your "friend" on this one, but the Mrs. turned 37 last week, ain't slowed her down ROFL
Then again if she read this post on an open internet board, she mighthell, my "friend's" wife still enjoys pleasuring her "man" too, and she's 50... ROLF ROFL ROFL

Calcountry
03-04-2006, 05:12 PM
Virgins. Goody-Two Shoes-types? I understand.

What's with married chicks, who use to really "dig" it.....deciding, after "kids", that well....that's for "young people"?

I mean, is that what they mean, when they talk about "the Honeymoon" is over?

FTR, of course, I'm inquiring strictly on behalf of a "friend".....ROFL Suuure you are.

blueballs
03-04-2006, 05:31 PM
she is afraid she will think of something your friend did to piss her off

Adept Havelock
03-04-2006, 06:18 PM
Mine didn't. As for yours, I have no idea. Perhaps you should take Katipan's advice.

Extra Point
03-04-2006, 06:18 PM
I wonder how many desperate-for-blow-jobs Planeteers hopped out into the garden with their pants down around their ankles after reading that.

Yeah. Huntin' for tulips.....

Mr. Kotter
03-04-2006, 07:03 PM
Yeah. Huntin' for tulips.....

Tulips, or two lips....?

Just stay away from the Venus Flytraps.... :p

Ari Chi3fs
03-04-2006, 07:15 PM
maybe your wives are giving other men blowjobs?

StcChief
03-04-2006, 08:00 PM
30s women, excuse 'afraid the kids will hear or catch 'em' walk in or beat on the door at nite. Lame.

SLAG
03-04-2006, 09:24 PM
That's definitely in the equation. Doc is trying to find something that works, without significant side effects though....the facial hair and deeper voice possibilities are scary. :shake:


Have your friends wife looked into IUD's.

They have come along way since the olden days and are very effective...

the other thing i have heard is the Vag ring I know very Little about that tho

Bob Dole
03-04-2006, 09:38 PM
maybe your wives are giving other men blowjobs?

Nice.

When Bob Dole told you about it, you promised you wouldn't say anything.

memyselfI
03-04-2006, 09:42 PM
Eat em out as often as you want blown and shave your shit.

ding, ding, ding, ding... :clap:

We have a winner!!!!

memyselfI
03-04-2006, 09:45 PM
I can't help your "friend" on this one, but the Mrs. turned 37 last week, ain't slowed her down ROFL
Then again if she read this post on an open internet board, she might

Oh, so I get the name now... ;)

Lonewolf Ed
03-04-2006, 09:52 PM
Why are women so ****ed up emotionally in general?

Gloria Steinem had a lot to do with it. :cuss:

jspchief
03-04-2006, 09:56 PM
If she doesn't like to do it now, she probably was pretending to like it before.

The way I see it, if the woman doesn't want to be doing it, I don't want her to do it anyway. Half -hearted blow jobs are a waste of time. Besides, it should be about both of the participants enjoying themselves, and if she doesn't want to be doing it, she won't enjoy it.

Fire Me Boy!
03-04-2006, 09:58 PM
I get more now that I'm married... :shrug:

Fire Me Boy!
03-04-2006, 09:58 PM
Thought I should add "from my wife"...

Chiefs Express
03-04-2006, 10:00 PM
What's a BJ?

Yellowbutter72
03-04-2006, 10:32 PM
Well, my husband has emphysema so sex is no more in our house! :( But if I ever get the chance again, I love to give BJ! I am over 50 so it just isn't for young women!!!

SLAG
03-04-2006, 10:34 PM
Well, my husband has emphysema so sex is no more in our house! :( But if I ever get the chance again, I love to give BJ! I am over 50 so it just isn't for young women!!!


You have just opened Pandoras Box

Phobia
03-04-2006, 10:35 PM
Well, my husband has emphysema so sex is no more in our house! :( But if I ever get the chance again, I love to give BJ! I am over 50 so it just isn't for young women!!!
I'd be interested but your u/n scares me.

SLAG
03-04-2006, 10:38 PM
Well, my husband has emphysema so sex is no more in our house! :( But if I ever get the chance again, I love to give BJ! I am over 50 so it just isn't for young women!!!


I thought your Husband Died While Mountian Climbing?

Yellowbutter72
03-04-2006, 10:40 PM
What is pandora's box?

Yellowbutter72
03-04-2006, 10:41 PM
I got remarried. We have been married 20 years this September.

Yellowbutter72
03-04-2006, 10:42 PM
What is u/n?

Phobia
03-04-2006, 10:44 PM
What is pandora's box?

You don't want to go there. It's where all the yellow butter is contained.

carlos3652
03-05-2006, 12:46 AM
I don't know about 35, but the amount of blowjobs I get now hasn't decreased significantly from the amount of blowjobs I got when I was a teenager. :shrug:

Duh, how would you get negative blowjobs

Number of Bj's as a Teenager: 0

















just kidding... :)

carlos3652
03-05-2006, 12:48 AM
OBG it's Jenna JAMESON.


FTR - He could have been thinking about "Jesse" James... - She is like the new Jenna...

manchambo
03-05-2006, 01:40 AM
Virgins. Goody-Two Shoes-types? I understand.

What's with married chicks, who use to really "dig" it.....deciding, after "kids", that well....that's for "young people"?

I mean, is that what they mean, when they talk about "the Honeymoon" is over?

FTR, of course, I'm inquiring strictly on behalf of a "friend".....

Do you fart a lot? You need to not fart while she's doing it. I think that's important.

SLAG
03-05-2006, 01:46 AM
Do you fart a lot? You need to not fart while she's doing it. I think that's important.




Yeah Kotter are you giving her too many Dutch Ovens?

:shrug: