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Rain Man
03-05-2006, 01:14 PM
Imagine that you're in a restaurant in a city where no one knows you, dining alone in a restaurant. As you're munching, a group comes in, and you can't help but notice a very unattractive woman wearing a very short skirt. We're talking very unattractive, down in the 2nd through 5th percentile on your own personal rating scale.

The group is guided toward a table directly across from you, and as the golemish woman is seated, it becomes very clear to you that, as she sits down, you will have a temporary and direct line of view straight into Pork Chop Hill.*

Now, if it was Elle MacPherson, this would be a no-brainer. You would take the look and then order an extra dessert, perhaps a second entree, and you would spend the evening there hoping to occasionally get an encore performance, pausing from your voyeurism only to ponder how you will relate the event on Chiefsplanet.

However, this is not Elle MacPherson. This is someone whose appearance is personally repugnant to you, however you wish to define repugnant.

So...what do you do? Do you take a look during that fleeting moment of opportunity, or do you look away?








* I have no idea what this metaphor means, but we all know what we're talking about here.

Rain Man
03-05-2006, 01:20 PM
I'm a 'no' guy myself. I idealize voyeurism, and if they fall below the 33rd percentile, I'll just look down at my food. Quality over quantity is my mantra.

Pants
03-05-2006, 01:26 PM
ROFL

leviw
03-05-2006, 01:29 PM
Is she just unattractive or is she unattractive AND fat?

Mr. Laz
03-05-2006, 01:29 PM
i'd glance outa habit ... but wouldn't really think too much of it.

Katipan
03-05-2006, 01:30 PM
I'd look at train wrecks too.

Rain Man
03-05-2006, 01:31 PM
Is she just unattractive or is she unattractive AND fat?

It's your personal definition. Out of a random group of 20 to 30 women, she's the one you find most unattractive.

chefsos
03-05-2006, 01:31 PM
No. Oh, hell no.

leviw
03-05-2006, 01:33 PM
It's your personal definition. Out of a random group of 20 to 30 women, she's the one you find most unattractive.

Thanks for the clarification. I'll go NO, then.

ChiefButthurt
03-05-2006, 01:37 PM
No I wouldn't look. Then I tell the server to make her cover that shit up I'm having trouble eating.

blueballs
03-05-2006, 01:40 PM
does this restaurant have cloth napkins

SPchief
03-05-2006, 01:44 PM
Is it shaved or not??




Spchief,
can't look if its all hairy.

patteeu
03-05-2006, 02:01 PM
No. My standards aren't that high when it comes to voyeurism, but "2nd through 5th percentile" and "repugnant" aren't descriptions that make me want to look.

go bowe
03-05-2006, 02:28 PM
nah, i'm more of a breast man...

Baby Lee
03-05-2006, 02:41 PM
Depends on how the unattractiveness manifests itself.

Butterface with the thighs of a marathoner? You betcha.

Oddly shaped chick with thighs that looks to imminently start a fire if she doesn't stop striding IMMEDIATELY?? Probably not.

KcMizzou
03-05-2006, 02:49 PM
I'd look at train wrecks too.I admit, it's a combover.

luv
03-05-2006, 02:55 PM
Is it shaved or not??




Spchief,
can't look if its all hairy.
You won't know unless you look.

milkman
03-05-2006, 03:42 PM
You won't know unless you look.

He could always ask.

"Uh, excuse me miss, but you are giving me opportunities for beaver shots, and I'd like to know whether you shave, or if it's a rain forest down there before I snatch a glance?"

Iowanian
03-05-2006, 03:48 PM
Anyone who says they wouldn't look is a flat liar.

I'd look.

I'd look and then have the waiter send her a Roast Beef Sandwich, with most of the meat, hanging out the bun.

big nasty kcnut
03-05-2006, 03:51 PM
nope can't do it not even if it's the only free peek i'll ever get.

Iowanian
03-05-2006, 04:05 PM
shit nut....you'd be under the table with some horsee sauce before her salad arrived.

Bwana
03-05-2006, 04:16 PM
Anyone who says they wouldn't look is a flat liar.

I'd look.

I'd look and then have the waiter send her a Roast Beef Sandwich, with most of the meat, hanging out the bun.

Not a bad idea! Tuna may also work nicely in this situation along with one of those giant pickles. :hmmm:

Here, this is compliments of the gentlemen in the next both.

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2006, 04:20 PM
yeah... I'd probably look. I may vomit later, but I'd look.

chefsos
03-05-2006, 04:35 PM
You know, I'm one of the guys who voted no. I really have no interest in seeing what's between a scag's legs.

But now, as I think the scenario through, I wonder about the flaw in the logic: How would I know what NOT to peek at, if I hadn't already peeked?

Rain Man
03-05-2006, 04:43 PM
I'd look at train wrecks too.

Well, sure. The paramedics are there cutting clothes off of people.

ChiefButthurt
03-05-2006, 06:18 PM
Anyone who says they wouldn't look is a flat liar.

I'd look.

I'd look and then have the waiter send her a Roast Beef Sandwich, with most of the meat, hanging out the bun.

You're right I'd look. Sometimes you can't help it. We were on vacation down in Florida. Sitting at the pool and some chick(30ish) with one of those skirt type bathing suits gets out of the pool in front of me and the mrs. Not a big woman...she bends over to pick something up and out pops this huge hairy bush. This thing was the size of a large squirrel. I think she had hair growing half way down her thighs. Scarred for life. :deevee:

KcMizzou
03-05-2006, 06:19 PM
This thing was the size of a large squirrel. ROFL

alanm
03-05-2006, 06:25 PM
So Kevin, How's dinner settling in then. It sounds like you had a enjoyable time. ROFL

seclark
03-05-2006, 06:28 PM
afraid so...prolly even order another pitcher of beer and hang around for another 20 minutes.
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Phobia
03-05-2006, 06:57 PM
Are you kidding? I'm the moron who clicked on the link to that horse video. I'd look, point, laugh, elbow the waiter, and drag the bartender out for a peek.

Then I'd take a picture to post on ChiefsPlanet.

Iowanian
03-05-2006, 07:04 PM
Life events like these, are why God invented Camera phones.

listopencil
03-05-2006, 07:16 PM
"Yeah, I would look. Parts is parts."

Rain Man
03-05-2006, 07:34 PM
So Kevin, How's dinner settling in then. It sounds like you had a enjoyable time. ROFL

This is indeed based upon a recent real-life incident. I averted my eyes, because there are some things that I have no interest in seeing.

Phobia
03-05-2006, 07:41 PM
I actually had some chunky trailer trash flash me from the bed of a rusty pickup when I was about 14.

I couldn't jack for a month.

KChiefsQT
03-05-2006, 08:48 PM
....it becomes very clear to you that, as she sits down, you will have a temporary and direct line of view straight into Pork Chop Hill.*.....

.....pausing from your voyeurism only to ponder how you will relate the event on Chiefsplanet.

.... This is someone whose appearance is personally repugnant to you, however you wish to define repugnant.....

ROFL

Pitt Gorilla
03-05-2006, 09:24 PM
No way. Even remotely hot, and it's a yes. Fugly=NO.

Frazod
03-05-2006, 09:27 PM
Not only no, but I'd adjust my seat so I was looking in another direction. ANY other direction.

Yuck. :Lin:

Claynus
03-05-2006, 09:35 PM
nah, i'm more of a breast man...

Yep.

Fried Meat Ball!
03-05-2006, 09:36 PM
I actually had some chunky trailer trash flash me from the bed of a rusty pickup when I was about 14.

I couldn't jack for a month.
I was driving under the walk-pass at CMSU when a girl scout flashed me... that was disturbing.

chefsos
03-05-2006, 10:26 PM
I was driving under the walk-pass at CMSU when a girl scout flashed me... that was disturbing.
She did it all for the cookie.