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ENDelt260
03-07-2006, 10:01 AM
Deputy fire chief suspected of bestiality

Lindsey Collom
The Arizona Republic
Mar. 7, 2006 12:00 AM

MESA - A deputy fire chief was jailed Sunday on suspicion of disorderly conduct and criminal trespassing after a neighbor discovered the man half-undressed inside the neighbor's barn, authorities said.

The neighbor told investigators the man was holding down a sheep.

The Mesa Fire Department placed Leroy Donald Johnson, 52, on paid leave Monday pending an internal investigation. Johnson, deputy chief of technical services, has been with the Mesa Fire Department for nearly 26 years.

Assistant Fire Chief Mary Cameli said Johnson has been an "exemplary" employee with a spotless personnel record.

"We were all very surprised by this," Cameli added.

Johnson's neighbor told Maricopa County Sheriff's deputies that he was called home Saturday afternoon when his 13-year-old daughter saw Johnson drag one of their sheep into a barn.

The teenager said Johnson knocked on the front and back door of their home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.

When confronted by deputies, Johnson said he was in the barn with the sheep but would not discuss why he was there or what he was doing. One of the deputies noted in his report that Johnson had bloodshot eyes and smelled of alcohol.

Johnson did not return a call for comment Monday.

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MichaelH
03-07-2006, 10:03 AM
He's in a baaaaaaaad way.

greg63
03-07-2006, 10:08 AM
He's in a baaaaaaaad way.


ROFLROFLROFL

...Must have been one special barnyard lamb.

Iowanian
03-07-2006, 10:09 AM
"MR! WHAT ARE EWE DOING?!"

Any coincidence? Lives in AZ, name of Johnson,smells of booze....a mid afternoon booty call, after making sure Dad wasn't home.

bogie
03-07-2006, 10:12 AM
Daddy was a sheep herder when he fell in love with ewe.

ArrowheadHawk
03-07-2006, 10:12 AM
sick bastard...but at least it wasn't a little boy he dragged into the barn

Lzen
03-07-2006, 10:12 AM
Mr. Johnson thought it would be better to do a sheep than a pig. A pig would sqeal on you.

Iowanian
03-07-2006, 10:13 AM
Relax.....this is just an Ang Lee sequille...

Brokeback Butte
-Ewe can't help who you love

Wile_E_Coyote
03-07-2006, 10:13 AM
she was just asking for it in those black stockings

ENDelt260
03-07-2006, 10:13 AM
If he's convicted... after he gets out will he have to go door-to-door to the local farms and let them know what he's done?

Will he not be allowed to live within 500 yds of a petting zoo?

Phobia
03-07-2006, 10:13 AM
I'm surprised this story is about a seemingly respected citizen. It sounds to me like he was on the lamb.

NewChief
03-07-2006, 10:18 AM
If he's convicted... after he gets out will he have to go door-to-door to the local farms and let them know what he's done?

Will he not be allowed to live within 500 yds of a petting zoo?

Not to worry. Some helpful internet poster will find out about him and go tell the rest of the neighbors. Hopefully she gets the right person this time.

Claynus
03-07-2006, 10:19 AM
So what's the deal? Sheep pussy is that good?

StcChief
03-07-2006, 10:32 AM
AZ Where men are men.....
and sheep are scared...

greg63
03-07-2006, 10:42 AM
If he's convicted... after he gets out will he have to go door-to-door to the local farms and let them know what he's done?

Will he not be allowed to live within 500 yds of a petting zoo?

ROFLROFLROFL


I think he should have to serve his time in the pound with huge pit bulls just so the animal world could wreak its revenge.

Kerberos
03-07-2006, 10:49 AM
"Honest.. I was just trying to help the sheep over the fence."

I was under the impression that this was ONE of the "THREE" (3) biggest "LIES" in Texas!

Now you throw Arizona in the mix?

:hmmm:


Could be a movie in the making for Jake Plummer..

Nothing like a good leg from a lamb!

:D


.

ROYC75
03-07-2006, 11:09 AM
We are living in a sick world...... sick I tell ya.

go bowe
03-07-2006, 11:20 AM
this thread is useless without pics...


(of the sheep)...

Dave Lane
03-07-2006, 11:23 AM
Will his defense be:

I don't know how to quit ewe...

Dave

Mr. Laz
03-07-2006, 11:23 AM
this thread is useless without pics...


(of the sheep)...
:LOL:


sheep perv in da houze!!

plbrdude
03-07-2006, 11:27 AM
if he was wearin knee high rubber boots there's no doubt he was up to no good.

Pitt Gorilla
03-07-2006, 11:32 AM
People were surprised? Did they not see the sheep molestor 'stache?

Demonpenz
03-07-2006, 11:51 AM
i wonder how long he pulled the wool over peoples eyes

fan4ever
03-07-2006, 11:59 AM
"I wish I could quit ewe..."

(Sorry if someone beat me to this...)

Phobia
03-07-2006, 12:00 PM
Ladies, this is why you give it up to your husband even if you don't feel like it. If you don't, he's going to sheep on you and it's a potentially embarrassing situation.

Rain Man
03-07-2006, 12:30 PM
"I wish I could quit ewe..."

(Sorry if someone beat me to this...)


ROFL

Rain Man
03-07-2006, 12:31 PM
The teenager said Johnson knocked on the front and back door of their home in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street before grabbing the small gray lamb, records showed.




There's where he's going to run into trouble. The sheep was underage.

sedated
03-07-2006, 12:49 PM
Ladies, this is why you give it up to your husband even if you don't feel like it. If you don't, he's going to sheep on you and it's a potentially embarrassing situation.


sounds like you speak from experience :hmmm:

KcKing
03-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Yes. I took one lamb, and I ran away as fast as I could.

Where were you going, Clarice?

I don't know. I didn't have any food, any water and it was very cold, very cold. I thought, I thought if I could save just one, but... he was so heavy. So heavy. I didn't get more than a few miles when the sheriff's car picked me up. The rancher was so angry he sent me to live at the Lutheran orphanage in Bozeman. I never saw the ranch again.

What became of your lamb, Clarice?

They killed him.

Skip Towne
03-07-2006, 01:07 PM
When I had my herd of Angora goats, I kept colorful ribbons on the pretty ones.