View Full Version : Semijoking Prayer thread for the NFL CBA

03-08-2006, 08:15 AM
Let's pray that the needs of the many (the entire league) outweigh the greed of the few (yes, Jerry and Danny, I'm talking about you).

03-08-2006, 08:16 AM
my prayers are with everyone in the NFL but Denver, Oakland and Jerry Jones.

03-08-2006, 09:06 AM
Dear Lord, we come before you to ask that you can see that these Billionaires are able to come to an agreement so schmucks like me can continue to enjoy the entertainment that they provide us on Sundays. I understand why these overly rich men are arguing over a few hundred million dollars, because if I were an owner I would be petty also. But what about us, the fans. Please answer this prayer my lord. Amen.

03-08-2006, 09:11 AM
Dear Lord, if these greedy owners and selfish players and their reps can't agree on a new CBA, please kill them all. Amen.

Rain Man
03-08-2006, 09:12 AM
I'm not sure if this is a good idea. We all know that God hates the Chiefs.