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Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:08 PM
That is the question. Here's the sit rep.

My boss (who also happens to own the company I work for), took me to Mazatlan, Mexico with his daughter and girlfriend last week. The daughter is 24 years old, I'm 39. The rooms were double occupancy so she and I shared a room for the week. By the second night, we became inseparable. And by night 3 we were firmly in the grasps of falling in love in the Mexican oasis. Night 3 was spent laughing and drinking for hours and hours. I was on quit the comedic roll that night. This was the night we first shared a bed. We spent that night talking and falling asleep in each others arms. Day 4 our driver (we had a personal driver) drove us around Mazatlan all day and well into the night, stopping by some very romantic settings over looking the gulf and the city. We left at about 11AM and he returned us to our hotel around 3AM. This is the night we crossed the point of no return (if you know what I mean). Day 5 we never left the room. Her dad did check up on us from time to time but we had a good plan in motion. We kept both beds looking like they were being used. But we did make one small mistake. Once when he came by the room, (I was in the shower), we forgot to put the other two pillows on the vacant bed. Good thing he didn't notice, or perhaps he did, I don't know. We never went anywhere without the other. We sat next to each at dinner, in the car, on the plane, everywhere. We never showed any PDA, but we sure wanted to.

Now we are back home and all 3 of us live within a few blocks from one another. The bad part is I can't drive to her house without driving past his and his house has a ton of windows. Last night I went there for dinner and dear 'ol dad shows up. There is no way of hiding this affair.

I'm pretty sure he feels it was just a week in Mexico that made us feel this way and that it will pass. He hasn't spoken to either of us about it yet. As a matter of fact he said he wants to take me again next year.

Now here's the kicker, his daughter and I are also co-workers. Yep, not only is she my bosses daughter, she is also an office manager. He has an unwritten policy that forbids inner office dating. (at least that's what she said). I have worked for him for 8 years and Iíve yet to see or read a policy or memo that states I canít do the help.

Iím sure Iíll get an ear full sooner or later.

ct
03-08-2006, 02:09 PM
won't even read...NOT!

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:11 PM
That is the question. Here's the sit rep.

My boss (who also happens to own the company I work for), took me to Mazatlan, Mexico with his daughter and girlfriend last week. The daughter is 24 years old, I'm 39. The rooms were double occupancy so she and I shared a room for the week. By the second night, we became inseparable. And by night 3 we were firmly in the grasps of falling in love in the Mexican oasis. Night 3 was spent laughing and drinking for hours and hours. I was on quit the comedic roll that night. This was the night we first shared a bed. We spent that night talking and falling asleep in each others arms. Day 4 our driver (we had a personal driver) drove us around Mazatlan all day and well into the night, stopping by some very romantic settings over looking the gulf and the city. We left at about 11AM and he returned us to our hotel around 3AM. This is the night we crossed the point of no return (if you know what I mean). Day 5 we never left the room. Her dad did check up on us from time to time but we had a good plan in motion. We kept both beds looking like they were being used. But we did make one small mistake. Once when he came by the room, (I was in the shower), we forgot to put the other two pillows on the vacant bed. Good thing he didn't notice, or perhaps he did, I don't know. We never went anywhere without the other. We sat next to each at dinner, in the car, on the plane, everywhere. We never showed any PDA, but we sure wanted to.

Now we are back home and all 3 of us live within a few blocks from one another. The bad part is I can't drive to her house without driving past his and his house has a ton of windows. Last night I went there for dinner and dear 'ol dad shows up. There is no way of hiding this affair.

I'm pretty sure he feels it was just a week in Mexico that made us feel this way and that it will pass. He hasn't spoken to either of us about it yet. As a matter of fact he said he wants to take me again next year.

Now here's the kicker, his daughter and I are also co-workers. Yep, not only is she my bosses daughter, she is also an office manager. He has an unwritten policy that forbids inner office dating. (at least that's what she said). I have worked for him for 8 years and Iíve yet see or read a policy or memo that states I canít do the help.

Iím sure Iíll get an ear full sooner or later.

What's PDA?

Brock
03-08-2006, 02:11 PM
Lemme think about it......NO.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:12 PM
What's PDA?


Public Display of Affection.

Dave Lane
03-08-2006, 02:12 PM
Bad idea don't get your meat where you get your bread...

Dave

David.
03-08-2006, 02:13 PM
Bad idea don't get your meat where you get your bread...

Dave

qft

cdcox
03-08-2006, 02:14 PM
Sounds like your boss wants to get rid of you. Now it is only a matter of whether he fires you or blows you away with a shotgun.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:14 PM
Public Display of Affection.

Oh. I thought you were talking about a Palm.

Anyway, do you think that the father has a rather good idea that you two got involved? He'd have to be rather dim not to, right? If so, perhaps you should ask him what he thinks about it.

He has a 'girlfriend' of approximately the same age as his daughter?

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:14 PM
Bad idea don't get your meat where you get your bread...

Dave


Nice...LOL

Mr. Kotter
03-08-2006, 02:15 PM
Bad idea. You are probably going to have to pick between the daughter and the job....

Nothing says you couldn't leave the job, marry the daughter and, after establishing a stable and solid relationship.....come back to the job, if "Dad" wants you back. To do both, now though.....there's just too much room for problems.....

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:16 PM
Oh. I thought you were talking about a Palm.

Anyway, do you think that the father has a rather good idea that you two got involved? He'd have to be rather dim not to, right? If so, perhaps you should ask him what he thinks about it.

He has a 'girlfriend' of approximately the same age as his daughter?


He has to know and I've mentioned bringing it up to him first and she has stopped that idea everytime.

His girlfriend is around my age.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:18 PM
He has to know and I've mentioned bringing it up to him first and she has stopped that idea everytime.

His girlfriend is around my age.

Oh. Was this just a fling for her? You know, "f*cking the help," for lack of a better term?

stevieray
03-08-2006, 02:18 PM
Best case scenario: You get married and inherit the company.

Worst case scenario:You put your future on the line in kootchie junction.

ArrowheadHawk
03-08-2006, 02:18 PM
at least if you get fired you can still f the daughter

harpes
03-08-2006, 02:18 PM
Get a hooker and keep the job. It will end in a few weeks anyway.

Bwana
03-08-2006, 02:19 PM
I was looking for the Devil in Animal house from the toga party, but this is as close as I could find. Rep to anyone who can run the devil on his shoulder down. But to answer the question, if you think its right, go for it.

trndobrd
03-08-2006, 02:19 PM
You are already dating the boss's daughter, what you are really wanting to know is if you should tell the boss. I'm guessing that he is OK with you spending time with his daughter since he paid for you to take a week long trip to Mexico and share a hotel room with her. It almost seem like he set you up.

Tell the boss. Here are a couple ideas on how to present the idea:

1)"Bob, something I wanted to ask you about. Sally and I had a great time hanging out in Mexico. I know it's a little awkward, but I would like to ask her out."

2)"Bob, it seems a little strange telling you but your daughter is a a freak. I was hitting it in Mexico and I would like to keep nailing her, if that's OK with you."

3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.

el borracho
03-08-2006, 02:20 PM
24 = adult but daddy might not see it that way. What are you after? What is your best case scenario? If you have genuine feelings and good intentions I would imagine reasonable people would be ok with it. if you are just using this girl as your plaything then you are an absolute fool for choosing the boss's daughter. Assuming the first scenario you then have to gauge your boss. After working there for 8 years you should know the man well enough to judge his reactions and if you cannot then his daughter should.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:21 PM
You are already dating the boss's daughter, what you are really wanting to know is if you should tell the boss. I'm guessing that he is OK with you spending time with his daughter since he paid for you to take a week long trip to Mexico and share a hotel room with her. It almost seem like he set you up.

Tell the boss. Here are a couple ideas on how to present the idea:

1)"Bob, something I wanted to ask you about. Sally and I had a great time hanging out in Mexico. I know it's a little awkward, but I would like to ask her out."

2)"Bob, it seems a little strange telling you but your daughter is a a freak. I was hitting it in Mexico and I would like to keep nailing her, if that's OK with you."

3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.

ROFL

Go with Number 1, DD. Although, I tried Number 2 almost verbatim with my now FiL. He thought it was hilarious.

ROYC75
03-08-2006, 02:22 PM
Bad idea don't get your meat where you get your bread...

Dave


Yep, hold the salad dressing too .


Bad idea buddy ......... good luck.

But if it must continue, have her tell him.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:22 PM
Oh. Was this just a fling for her? You know, "f*cking the help," for lack of a better term?


We've talked about that very thing. We have tried to convince ourselves and each other that it was a fling in Mexico. Except we aren't in Mexico and she wants me at her house every night. And every night we discuss the same thing over and over. We are really trying to decide if it is what we want. I've known her since she was in high school, but that trip to Mexico put us in a whole other light in one anothers eyes.

Iowanian
03-08-2006, 02:23 PM
Could you give Duckdog his scrotum and put him back on the phone, bosses daughter?

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:24 PM
You are already dating the boss's daughter, what you are really wanting to know is if you should tell the boss. I'm guessing that he is OK with you spending time with his daughter since he paid for you to take a week long trip to Mexico and share a hotel room with her. It almost seem like he set you up.

Tell the boss. Here are a couple ideas on how to present the idea:

1)"Bob, something I wanted to ask you about. Sally and I had a great time hanging out in Mexico. I know it's a little awkward, but I would like to ask her out."

2)"Bob, it seems a little strange telling you but your daughter is a a freak. I was hitting it in Mexico and I would like to keep nailing her, if that's OK with you."

3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.


LMAO!

KC Dan
03-08-2006, 02:24 PM
Ask him. If it works out - great, if not & it is the real thing with her (whatever that is) you will find another job. That is if she is that important to you.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:25 PM
We've talked about that very thing. We have tried to convince ourselves and each other that it was a fling in Mexico. Except we aren't in Mexico and she wants me at her house every night. And every night we discuss the same thing over and over. We are really trying to decide if it is what we want. I've known her since she was in high school, but that trip to Mexico put us in a whole other light in one anothers eyes.

Well, it sounds like you guys need to reach an agreement. And, all agreements made during intercourse (i.e., before orgasm) are null and void.

KC Dan
03-08-2006, 02:25 PM
You are already dating the boss's daughter, what you are really wanting to know is if you should tell the boss. I'm guessing that he is OK with you spending time with his daughter since he paid for you to take a week long trip to Mexico and share a hotel room with her. It almost seem like he set you up.

Tell the boss. Here are a couple ideas on how to present the idea:

1)"Bob, something I wanted to ask you about. Sally and I had a great time hanging out in Mexico. I know it's a little awkward, but I would like to ask her out."

2)"Bob, it seems a little strange telling you but your daughter is a a freak. I was hitting it in Mexico and I would like to keep nailing her, if that's OK with you."

3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.
REP!!!

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:25 PM
24 = adult but daddy might not see it that way. What are you after? What is your best case scenario? If you have genuine feelings and good intentions I would imagine reasonable people would be ok with it. if you are just using this girl as your plaything then you are an absolute fool for choosing the boss's daughter. Assuming the first scenario you then have to gauge your boss. After working there for 8 years you should know the man well enough to judge his reactions and if you cannot then his daughter should.


The feelings are genuine. Trust me it would be much easier if we just wanted to be fugK buddie.

Mr. Kotter
03-08-2006, 02:26 PM
You are already dating the boss's daughter, what you are really wanting to know is if you should tell the boss. I'm guessing that he is OK with you spending time with his daughter since he paid for you to take a week long trip to Mexico and share a hotel room with her. It almost seem like he set you up.

Tell the boss. Here are a couple ideas on how to present the idea:

1)"Bob, something I wanted to ask you about. Sally and I had a great time hanging out in Mexico. I know it's a little awkward, but I would like to ask her out."

2)"Bob, it seems a little strange telling you but your daughter is a a freak. I was hitting it in Mexico and I would like to keep nailing her, if that's OK with you."

3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.

Ah, hell....

Have a couple of beers.....er, several..... beers with Dad, and choose option 2, heh. :toast:

Amnorix
03-08-2006, 02:26 PM
Frankly, I don't know WTF Daddy was thinking putting you two in a room together if he DIDN'T want you two rolling around.

Second, if she lives on her own, and it sounds like she does, then she's probably pretty emancipated and it sounds like he's well aware that older men can hit 24 year olds, since he's doing it himself.

Does she have other brothers/sisters who are married and stuff, or is she Daddy's Little Princess?

Sounds to me like the guy would have to be a f'n moron not to realize what the deal is already...

ArrowheadHawk
03-08-2006, 02:26 PM
...
3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.
:thumb: that will work :clap:

Skip Towne
03-08-2006, 02:27 PM
Why are you asking us? The daughter already told you he wouldn't like it.

Iowanian
03-08-2006, 02:28 PM
Just wait for the fun and Hijinx that will ensue when he accidently reads the email she sent you, asking you to put your trigger finger in her corn sorter tonight....

Amnorix
03-08-2006, 02:29 PM
I'll point out, FWIW, that being the boss's Son-in-Law is pretty damn good for job security. And if you view yourself, and are viewed as others, as being the upwardly mobile type, he may be grooming you for a takeover of the company.

Owners of businesses can be strange dudes. I've heard of weirder things than this. Succession in a family business can be VERY complicated and tense. No idea if this plays into your situation even a little bit (and it's probably more than you want to think about), but like I said -- going on vacation to Mexico and putting you in the same room ----- that's beyond bizarre...

patteeu
03-08-2006, 02:31 PM
My boss (who also happens to own the company I work for), took me to Mazatlan, Mexico with his daughter and girlfriend last week. The daughter is 24 years old, I'm 39. The rooms were double occupancy so she and I shared a room for the week.

WTF? This has got to be some kind of joke. The guy put you two together in one room and you are asking whether or not you should let him in on the big secret that you've been fooling around? LMAO

Iowanian
03-08-2006, 02:31 PM
Putting a Wombwrecker like duckdog in the same room with his daughter, in mexico....is indeed asking for a situation.

PS...if you were in the adjoining room....he probably got the hint from the headboard banging on the wall, and your screams when she poured the wax on your taters.

ferrarispider95
03-08-2006, 02:31 PM
post a picture and I will decide what you need to do

Amnorix
03-08-2006, 02:32 PM
Oh, by the way, I really don't see how we can give you meaningful advice without being able to apprise the girl in question.

In other words, this thread is worthless without pics. :D

(damn, beaten by one stinking minute)

Incidentally, the preferred picture will be from the beach in Mexico, unless it's from your hotel room, a'course...

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:33 PM
Frankly, I don't know WTF Daddy was thinking putting you two in a room together if he DIDN'T want you two rolling around.

Second, if she lives on her own, and it sounds like she does, then she's probably pretty emancipated and it sounds like he's well aware that older men can hit 24 year olds, since he's doing it himself.

Does she have other brothers/sisters who are married and stuff, or is she Daddy's Little Princess?

Sounds to me like the guy would have to be a f'n moron not to realize what the deal is already...


Good points. Daddy was talked into putting us together after a few weeks of whinning from her to him. I think she is more responsible for setting this up than he is.

She lives in her own house (he just bought her). She makes her own money, but make no mistake about it, he takes care of her. she is his only child and yes she's a princess, although he realizes she aint no angel.

patteeu
03-08-2006, 02:36 PM
You need to post pics of the boss's daughter before we can give you informed advice on this most serious matter. Nudie/swimsuit pics will be the most helpful, but whatever you've got will do.

Mr. Kotter
03-08-2006, 02:36 PM
WTF? This has got to be some kind of joke. The guy put you two together in one room and you are asking whether or not you should let him in on the big secret that you've been fooling around? LMAO


This was Dad's way of finding out, once and for all, whether Duck was gay.....heh.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
I'll point out, FWIW, that being the boss's Son-in-Law is pretty damn good for job security. And if you view yourself, and are viewed as others, as being the upwardly mobile type, he may be grooming you for a takeover of the company.

Owners of businesses can be strange dudes. I've heard of weirder things than this. Succession in a family business can be VERY complicated and tense. No idea if this plays into your situation even a little bit (and it's probably more than you want to think about), but like I said -- going on vacation to Mexico and putting you in the same room ----- that's beyond bizarre...


I'm his number one guy in the company so that is not that far off. You also have to understand I am also a friend of the family, not just a guy who works for him. He obviously trusts me a great deal.

whoaskew
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Your real name isn't Phil Jackson is it?

Rain Man
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Here you go. You'll be needing this soon.

www.monster.com

Amnorix
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Good points. Daddy was talked into putting us together after a few weeks of whinning from her to him. I think she is more responsible for setting this up than he is.

She lives in her own house (he just bought her). She makes her own money, but make no mistake about it, he takes care of her. she is his only child and yes she's a princess, although he realizes she aint no angel.


*ugh* Only child, and his little princess who lives off Sugar Daddy (literally). That definitely complicates things... Be much easier if she was the youngest of 6... :D

I think I'd go with the down-low for a while. Try to avoid getting caught nailing her on the conference table during lunch hour. ;)

Keep in mind that the forbidden angle will keep the sex hotter for a much longer period of time. That might help your fortitude...

OTOH, maybe you can ease into the situation a bit by doing things like being at family BBQs and stuff, y'know, as "a friend". If you're really eyeing becoming the old man's son-in-law, you'll definitely need to finesse how you handle this.

Mr. Kotter
03-08-2006, 02:37 PM
Good points. Daddy was talked into putting us together after a few weeks of whinning from her to him. I think she is more responsible for setting this up than he is.

She lives in her own house (he just bought her). She makes her own money, but make no mistake about it, he takes care of her. she is his only child and yes she's a princess, although he realizes she aint no angel.

There you have it. She wants the Donger, Duck.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:38 PM
Putting a Wombwrecker like duckdog in the same room with his daughter, in mexico....is indeed asking for a situation.

PS...if you were in the adjoining room....he probably got the hint from the headboard banging on the wall, and your screams when she poured the wax on your taters.


LOL. No headboards on Mexican beds. Plus he was in the suite down the hall.

patteeu
03-08-2006, 02:38 PM
I'm his number one guy in the company so that is not that far off. You also have to understand I am also a friend of the family, not just a guy who works for him. He obviously trusts me a great deal.

Well, THAT's about to end.

SBK
03-08-2006, 02:38 PM
Putting a Wombwrecker like duckdog in the same room with his daughter, in mexico....is indeed asking for a situation.

PS...if you were in the adjoining room....he probably got the hint from the headboard banging on the wall, and your screams when she poured the wax on your taters.

Wombwrecker and pouring the wax on your taters!!! ROFL

Amnorix
03-08-2006, 02:41 PM
I'm his number one guy in the company so that is not that far off. You also have to understand I am also a friend of the family, not just a guy who works for him. He obviously trusts me a great deal.


Maybe you can just hang out with him and his daughter one day and thrown in a DVD of that Friends episode where Monica's parents find out that "she's the twinkie" to old family friend Tom Selleck. Give him meaningful looks while you and the daughter are sharing a blanket on the couch. :D

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:41 PM
*ugh* Only child, and his little princess who lives off Sugar Daddy (literally). That definitely complicates things... Be much easier if she was the youngest of 6... :D

I think I'd go with the down-low for a while. Try to avoid getting caught nailing her on the conference table during lunch hour. ;)

Keep in mind that the forbidden angle will keep the sex hotter for a much longer period of time. That might help your fortitude...

OTOH, maybe you can ease into the situation a bit by doing things like being at family BBQs and stuff, y'know, as "a friend". If you're really eyeing becoming the old man's son-in-law, you'll definitely need to finesse how you handle this.


He's taking me out for my bday this weekend, I eat dinner at his at least twice a week, I drink beer with him nearly every day after work and we've yet to mention a word about to each other.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:41 PM
She wants the Donger, Duck.

Peh. That's one long list.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:42 PM
Wombwrecker and pouring the wax on your taters!!! ROFL

yes, those were awesome to say the least.

Rain Man
03-08-2006, 02:43 PM
LOL. No headboards on Mexican beds.

How do Mexicans tie each other to the bed?

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:43 PM
He's taking me out for my bday this weekend, I eat dinner at his at least twice a week, I drink beer with him nearly every day after work and we've yet to mention a word about to each other.

Previous to this trip, he's never mentioned or suggested that you two...

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:44 PM
How do Mexicans tie each other to the bed?

That last knot must be a b*tch.

Braincase
03-08-2006, 02:45 PM
Post pics so we can make a more objective decision. Preferably with skin.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:46 PM
Previous to this trip, he's never mentioned or suggested that you two...


No. As a matter of fact she said he was quit emphatic about us not rooming together, but he caved under her pressure.

Her and I have partied together many times prior to this without ever flirting, then again I may not have picked up on it if it happened.

MOhillbilly
03-08-2006, 02:47 PM
i say do it. itll make for a fantastic thread when it blows up in your face.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:47 PM
How do Mexicans tie each other to the bed?

It's tricky, It involves a ladder and some duct tape.

MOhillbilly
03-08-2006, 02:48 PM
It's tricky, It involves a ladder and some duct tape.

you forgot the donkey and midget.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:48 PM
No. As a matter of fact she said he was quit emphatic about us not rooming together, but he caved under her pressure.

Her and I have partied together many times prior to this without ever flirting, then again I may not have picked up on it if it happened.

Okay. So unless he's a complete fool, he knows that you two are f*cking.

Again, I'd suggest that you two make a decision about whether or not you want a long-term relationship first. If so, I'd recommend that you break the news to Daddy together.

BIG_DADDY
03-08-2006, 02:49 PM
He put his daughter in a room with you for several days. This is either a direct path to the top or he is a moron. Either way you gotta go for it.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:50 PM
Okay. So unless he's a complete fool, he knows that you two are f*cking.

Again, I'd suggest that you two make a decision about whether or not you want a long-term relationship first. If so, I'd recommend that you break the news to Daddy together.


That is exactly where we are at and exactly what we have been discussing since Sunday night.

Iowanian
03-08-2006, 02:51 PM
i say do it. itll make for a fantastic thread when it blows up in your face.

Didn't you have a thread about wanting to stab some chic you worked with in the face last year?

sedated
03-08-2006, 02:51 PM
she's rebelling against her father.

she lives close to him, works for his company, he bought her the house she lives in.

now she wants to prove she's grown up so she's f*cking his friend/co-worker.

if you tell him, nothing good will come of it.

you'll lose your job and the chick.

but you'll always have mexico

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:52 PM
He put his daughter in a room with you for several days. This is either a direct path to the top or he is a moron. Either way you gotta go for it.


A moron can make his first million but not his 7th or 20th.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:53 PM
you forgot the donkey and midget.


That's in TJ. Mazatlan is much classier. There you'll find pure bred stallions and full size people.

Iowanian
03-08-2006, 02:54 PM
The real fun will be when he checks the web log...signs onto the planet as BigEarl and stumbles into this thread....

hahahahhahahahahaha

that'll be better than IIIdognight bringing TennDPhotty on.

Thanks for the offseason entertainment. Better than the sopranos.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:54 PM
That is exactly where we are at and exactly what we have been discussing since Sunday night.

Keep at it. Don't rush it.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 02:55 PM
The real fun will be when he checks the web log...signs onto the planet as BigEarl and stumbles into this thread....

hahahahhahahahahaha

that'll be better than IIIdognight bringing TennDPhotty on.

Thanks for the offseason entertainment. Better than the sopranos.


It will be even worse if finds out I wrote this on the companies dime.

MOhillbilly
03-08-2006, 02:55 PM
Didn't you have a thread about wanting to stab some chic you worked with in the face last year?

probably.
but i think your mixing the threads where i punched a girl in the face, stabed the kid down the street in jr. high & got the girl who i worked w/ to quit in under two weeks.

Skip Towne
03-08-2006, 02:56 PM
You'll get some grief over the age difference. It doesn't seem like so much now but when you're 50 and she's 35 it is much worse. I know that from experience.

Douche Baggins
03-08-2006, 02:56 PM
My advice: concoct an elaborate plan to kill your boss. His daughter will inherit the company, and you can marry her. Then, kill her. You inherit the company. Use your newfound status to get an even hotter broad.

Donger
03-08-2006, 02:58 PM
My advice: concoct an elaborate plan to kill your boss. His daughter will inherit the company, and you can marry her. Then, kill her. You inherit the company. Use your newfound status to get an even hotter broad.

I know the President's Science Advisor; we were at MIT together. And, in this case, I really don't think you want to take the advice of a man that got a C- in astrophysics.

StcChief
03-08-2006, 03:34 PM
Be very careful here regarding company policy (other emps could use this as precident),

HR or whatever may need to know or have rules amended So that you don't report to her or vis-versa.


If you are smart better both of you talk to Daddy boss.

Rain Man
03-08-2006, 03:37 PM
You'll get some grief over the age difference. It doesn't seem like so much now but when you're 50 and she's 35 it is much worse. I know that from experience.

This is just an excuse for bragging, isn't it?

Ebolapox
03-08-2006, 03:39 PM
I'm actually engaged to my boss' daughter (a boss of my last job)--so I guess I'm not the one to say 'don't do that', but generally, it's a bad idea

-EB-

RickObie
03-08-2006, 03:41 PM
IMO sounds like your boss thinks of you as family and trusts you enough to share a room with his daughter even though he initially objected.

Sounds like he was a bit naive towards the whole situation, either way you're screwed.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-08-2006, 03:41 PM
Hit it and jet like Chrebet.

Baby Lee
03-08-2006, 03:43 PM
Wasn't 'wax on the taters' an old sharecropper's spiritual?

ROFL ROFL.

patteeu
03-08-2006, 03:49 PM
The fact that pics haven't been forthcoming makes me question whether or not this broad is worth the risk. ;)

Chief Henry
03-08-2006, 03:49 PM
Does she have big tits ?

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 03:52 PM
Be very careful here regarding company policy (other emps could use this as precident),

HR or whatever may need to know or have rules amended So that you don't report to her or vis-versa.


If you are smart better both of you talk to Daddy boss.


Fortunately, that won't be a problem. It's a small family company and I out rank her until she inherits it. She actually has to come to me if she wants time off.

Donger
03-08-2006, 03:53 PM
She actually has to come on me if she wants time off.

No. I won't make that joke.

SBK
03-08-2006, 03:54 PM
She actually has to come to me if she wants time off.

Not anymore. Now she tells you when she won't be working. ROFL

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 03:55 PM
The fact that pics haven't been forthcoming makes me question whether or not this broad is worth the risk. ;)


I haven't even seen the pics from mexico yet, which are supposed to be dead giveaways. The last Friday we were there, we were getting a little more bold as the beer and tequila poppers kept flowing and my bosses girlfriend snapped some shots of us looking rather friendly and close.

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 03:56 PM
No. I won't make that joke.


You made me double check my wording, I'm glad I didn't write that. ROFL

Duck Dog
03-08-2006, 03:57 PM
Does she have big tits ?


Yes, Henry and she's a natrual blonde. Norwegian, in fact.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-08-2006, 04:05 PM
Yes, Henry and she's a natrual blonde. Norwegian, in fact.

Does she shave it all?

Rain Man
03-08-2006, 04:06 PM
I know the President's Science Advisor; we were at MIT together. And, in this case, I really don't think you want to take the advice of a man that got a C- in astrophysics.

Gochiefs is the President's Science Advisor? I honestly had no idea.

Douche Baggins
03-08-2006, 04:09 PM
Gochiefs is the President's Science Advisor? I honestly had no idea.

Well, my dad DOES work for Halliburton.

KC Dan
03-08-2006, 04:10 PM
Gochiefs is the President's Science Advisor? I honestly had no idea.Yes, and this was his advise to end the War in Iraq quickly...

el borracho
03-08-2006, 04:21 PM
I haven't even seen the pics from mexico yet, which are supposed to be dead giveaways. The last Friday we were there, we were getting a little more bold as the beer and tequila poppers kept flowing and my bosses girlfriend snapped some shots of us looking rather friendly and close.
Your boss' girlfriend knows? Your boss knows for sure.

Douche Baggins
03-08-2006, 04:22 PM
Yes, and this was his advise to end the War in Iraq quickly...
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=54795&stc=1


FOOL! Why send a puny YT-1300 class freighter with minimal armor and weaponry in when you can send an Executor-class Super Star Destroyer, complete with over 5,000 turbolasers and ion cannons, 12 Tie Fighter squadrons, and a full complement of ground-based assault support, including AT-AT and AT-ST Walkers and thousands of stormtroopers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg

ArrowheadHawk
03-08-2006, 04:26 PM
FOOL! Why send a puny YT-1300 class freighter with minimal armor and weaponry in when you can send an Executor-class Super Star Destroyer, complete with over 5,000 turbolasers and ion cannons, 12 Tie Fighter squadrons, and a full complement of ground-based assault support, including AT-AT and AT-ST Walkers and thousands of stormtroopers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg
dude!, you need to get laid

Simplex3
03-08-2006, 04:34 PM
You are already dating the boss's daughter, what you are really wanting to know is if you should tell the boss. I'm guessing that he is OK with you spending time with his daughter since he paid for you to take a week long trip to Mexico and share a hotel room with her. It almost seem like he set you up.

Tell the boss. Here are a couple ideas on how to present the idea:

1)"Bob, something I wanted to ask you about. Sally and I had a great time hanging out in Mexico. I know it's a little awkward, but I would like to ask her out."

2)"Bob, it seems a little strange telling you but your daughter is a a freak. I was hitting it in Mexico and I would like to keep nailing her, if that's OK with you."

3)"Bob, your daughter is pregnant and I think I know who the father is."

Glad I could help.
ROFL

I'd probably go with #1.

KC Dan
03-08-2006, 04:39 PM
dude!, you need to get laid
so true.....

Simplex3
03-08-2006, 04:45 PM
Okay. So unless he's a complete fool, he knows that you two are f*cking.

Again, I'd suggest that you two make a decision about whether or not you want a long-term relationship first. If so, I'd recommend that you break the news to Daddy together.
I disagree. I think you sack up and approach Dad yourself. Getting in a non-work situation sounds EASY here, so the only hurdle to get over is actually saying it. I'd go with something like:

"While we were in Mexico I got to spend some time with {Insert Daughter's name here} and I really began to develop feelings for her. I'd like to see where that goes. What do you think?"

That gives the dad the option to say "the f**k you do" and now you have your options. Job or girl.

Sounds like she's been after the Duck longer than he knows, though. There can be no way daddy doesn't know.

Adept Havelock
03-08-2006, 04:54 PM
Decide between the daughter and the job, or be prepared to become your boss's whipping boy.

ChiefButthurt
03-08-2006, 05:06 PM
FOOL! Why send a puny YT-1300 class freighter with minimal armor and weaponry in when you can send an Executor-class Super Star Destroyer, complete with over 5,000 turbolasers and ion cannons, 12 Tie Fighter squadrons, and a full complement of ground-based assault support, including AT-AT and AT-ST Walkers and thousands of stormtroopers.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg

Damn gochiefs...don't be such a friggin nerd.

Simplex3
03-08-2006, 05:10 PM
Damn gochiefs...don't be such a friggin nerd.
You just asked a fish to not swim.

Mr. Laz
03-08-2006, 05:17 PM
nooooooooooooooo!!!


take my word for it ... i've tried it several times with many different twists.

each time i thought i had found the the way for it not to backfire.... not.

unless you are prepared to marry her and stay married for the rest of your life or your career with that company, just say no.


or course if you are ready to quit the job then hit her with the high,hard one. :D

dr00d
03-08-2006, 05:24 PM
you are so screwed....I just hope that poon was worth all the money and time you spent there....damn, dude.

Phobia
03-08-2006, 06:08 PM
Give me his email address. I'll drop a link to this thread and make everything easier for you.

Douche Baggins
03-08-2006, 06:08 PM
Damn gochiefs...don't be such a friggin nerd.

If you only knew the power of the darkside.

Bwana
03-08-2006, 06:14 PM
Give me his email address. I'll drop a link to this thread and make everything easier for you.
Yeah, the parts about playing hide the pee pee and his daughters rack should really put the old boy at ease. :)

Frazod
03-08-2006, 06:19 PM
I'm not reading through the whole thread, but if no one else has said it, here are the words to live by: DON'T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT.

Iowanian
03-08-2006, 06:26 PM
Fraz must date some FaaaaaReeeeeks.....Duck never said anything about taking a dump on her clam.

Chief Henry
03-08-2006, 06:36 PM
Does she shave it all?


We gots to have this question answered.....

Blond Norvegian eh! PBJ

Skip Towne
03-08-2006, 06:47 PM
We gots to have this question answered.....

Blond Norvegian eh! PBJ
Ya.

stevieray
03-08-2006, 06:53 PM
Norweigen Wood