PDA

View Full Version : If you were King or Queen of the World...


greg63
03-09-2006, 12:10 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?

I would declare that all work days would consist of: getting up at twelve, start to work at one; take an hour for lunch then at two we're done!

Guru
03-09-2006, 12:11 AM
Go to the front of some big ship and say something stupid like.... "I'm the king of the world!!"

greg63
03-09-2006, 12:12 AM
Go to the front of some big ship and say something stupid like.... "I'm the king of the world!!"

What; not "fire!"?

Guru
03-09-2006, 12:13 AM
What; not "fire!"?

That too. Only when I need to make my big getaway. THIS WAY!!!! THIS WAY!!!

greg63
03-09-2006, 12:17 AM
That too. Only when I need to make my big getaway. THIS WAY!!!! THIS WAY!!!

As king of the world all that sounds like something well within my rights to do, but as I would be much to busy being king I would send someone else to do it on my behalf.

SNR
03-09-2006, 12:20 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?

I would declare that all work days would consist of: getting up at twelve, start to work at one; take an hour for lunch thaen at two we're done!They already do that in Europe.

Guru
03-09-2006, 12:21 AM
Send Leo to his watery grave then.

keg in kc
03-09-2006, 12:22 AM
Hey, I might actually get laid. Since it's good to be the king.

wutamess
03-09-2006, 12:26 AM
1.) Have my world army take out all extreme islmaist and hate groups who do nothing but breed hate in this world.

2.) Oust idiots like Piyongyang or whatever the fukk his name is in North Korea & the idiot in Iran.

3.) Have some sort of revenue sharing to bring 3rd world countries into the light.

4.) Make all resources available to every corner of the earth.

5.) Get rid of Bush as he's an idiot antagonist to a lot of the problems I'd be trying to deal with. Flame away.

6). Let Hillary be President of the US just to see the look on the face of the conservatives, republican, KKK, NRA, and whatever prejudiced group that goes against their way of thinking.

greg63
03-09-2006, 12:34 AM
They already do that in Europe.


They always were more progressive.

Simplex3
03-09-2006, 01:00 AM
I'd immediatly declare my reign as a lifetime tenure instead of one day. Then I'd strap wutamess to a Chinese rocket and launch his ass into the sun.

greg63
03-09-2006, 01:06 AM
I'd immediatly declare my reign as a lifetime tenure instead of one day. Then I'd strap wutamess to a Chinese rocket and launch his ass into the sun.
ROFLROFLROFLROFL


:hail:


Nite Planet!

Rausch
03-09-2006, 02:13 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?



Death to ALL frogs...

tk13
03-09-2006, 02:25 AM
Death to ALL frogs...
Then they could say, "I toad you so."

Rausch
03-09-2006, 02:36 AM
Then they could say, "I toad you so."

No, they'd croak...

POND_OF_RED
03-09-2006, 03:51 AM
I would blow up Canada so we wouldnt ever lose to them in another world baseball classic...

greg63
03-09-2006, 06:29 AM
Death to ALL frogs...


ROFLROFLROFL

Douche Baggins
03-09-2006, 06:39 AM
If you were King or Queen of the World gor just one day, what would you do?


Carrie Underwood.

greg63
03-09-2006, 06:47 AM
Carrie Underwood.


ROFL


No, the question is what would you do; not who.

SLAG
03-09-2006, 07:54 AM
If I was King of the world I world for just a day I would demand an Chiefs SuperBowl Victory that day

greg63
03-09-2006, 07:59 AM
If I was King of the world I world for just a day I would demand an Chiefs SuperBowl Victory that day



...And all donks and Fader fans must wear red all the time and learn the Chiefs song written by Marv Levy.

SLAG
03-09-2006, 08:00 AM
...And all donks and Fader fans must wear red all the time and learn the Chiefs song writin bt Marv Levy.

ROFL ROFL...


They can all show up at the game and then after we win the fireworks just happen to come from under their seats... (Big Fireworks too!)

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:02 AM
ROFL ROFL...


They can all show up at the game and then after we win the fireworks just happen to come from under their seats... (Big Fireworks too!)


ROFLROFL


Ah! What a perfect utopian world it would be!

HC_Chief
03-09-2006, 08:14 AM
Two chicks at the same time

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:18 AM
Two chicks at the same time


Only two???

Simplex3
03-09-2006, 08:25 AM
Only two???
No s**t. Why not 20? You can achieve two just as a regular Joe if you really set your mind to it.

MOhillbilly
03-09-2006, 08:25 AM
no pants day w/ out a doubt.

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:29 AM
No s**t. Why not 20? You can achieve two just as a regular Joe if you really set your mind to it.


ROFLROFLROFL


Yep! His standards are way too low.

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:29 AM
no pants day w/ out a doubt.

:thumb:

HC_Chief
03-09-2006, 08:35 AM
Apparently you guys have never seen Office Space

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:38 AM
...Free: your drink of choice to everyone with 4000 posts or more here on the Planet!

ENDelt260
03-09-2006, 08:38 AM
I am King of the World. Why in the world would I want to shorten my reign to one day?

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:39 AM
Apparently you guys have never seen Office Space


Yep, many times; his standards were much too low as well. :D

greg63
03-09-2006, 08:41 AM
I am King of the World. Why in the world would I want to shorten my reign to one day?


We all know that; I was speaking to everyone else. :p :D

Donger
03-09-2006, 08:43 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?[/i]

When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

MOhillbilly
03-09-2006, 09:01 AM
When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

redneck mother..........

Donger
03-09-2006, 09:04 AM
redneck mother..........

What?

MOhillbilly
03-09-2006, 09:08 AM
What?

its a bobby bare song.


UP AGAINST THE WALL REDNECK MOTHER
(Ray Wylie Hubbard)
Bobby Bare
Jerry Jeff Walker
First Take


He was born in West Virginia,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Donger
03-09-2006, 09:11 AM
its a bobby bare song.


UP AGAINST THE WALL REDNECK MOTHER
(Ray Wylie Hubbard)
Bobby Bare
Jerry Jeff Walker
First Take


He was born in West Virginia,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.


Oh. Okay.

But, no, my quote is from another song.

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 09:26 AM
Two chicks at the same time

"Yeah man....I think I could hook that up"



Interestingly enough, I was just in another office and made the statement "you're all lucky I'm not king here, or I'd be putting my foot in some @rses here".


I'd do alot of good things.
I'd also do alot of good things, that alot of leftos would think were very bad things.

Sign up here for Iowanian's America "friend or foe" list. Obligations and high expectations come with selection 1.

HC_Chief
03-09-2006, 09:43 AM
"Yeah man....I think I could hook that up"

"Let me ask you something; at your job, does anyone ever say 'looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays'?"

"What? Hell No, I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"

ROFL

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 09:51 AM
Iowanian's second day as king will include a law change...

Any woman, testing positive for drugs while pregnant or at birth, will be sterlized immediately after birth of child. Any man fathering multiple children with multiple women will be sterilized.

You sign a 3rd kid up for WIC, make your appointment above.
You have a kid removed from your custody for abuse, neglect or drugs....using rusty pliers.

Rape murder or molest.....Euthenized 5 minutes after the judges gavel hits the desk.


The afternoon itenerary will involve doubling the Chiefs salary cap, so they'll be more in line with the Cheating Denver is doing anyway....and fwiw...Denver's cap is cut in half.

CoMoChief
03-09-2006, 10:01 AM
I'd take control of the Kansas City Royals and Chiefs and make them title contenders every season.

BIG_DADDY
03-09-2006, 10:11 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?

I would declare that all work days would consist of: getting up at twelve, start to work at one; take an hour for lunch thaen at two we're done!

So what your saying is that your European?

jidar
03-09-2006, 10:17 AM
You're all ****ing queens if you ask me.

jidar
03-09-2006, 10:17 AM
So what your saying is that your European?


you're

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 10:18 AM
hahaha....jarjar called someone a queen.

Calcountry
03-09-2006, 10:18 AM
So what your saying is that your European?ROFL

ENDelt260
03-09-2006, 10:28 AM
You're all ****ing queens if you ask me.
Well, she's not *officially* royalty... but, I'm sure she appreciates the compliment all the same.

greg63
03-09-2006, 10:33 AM
So what your saying is that your European?


Well I was, but not now; I just now got out of the bathroom.

greg63
03-09-2006, 10:41 AM
"Let me ask you something; at your job, does anyone ever say 'looks like someone's got a case of the Mondays'?"

"What? Hell No, I do believe you'd get your ass kicked for saying something like that"

ROFL
UUUmmm, yeeaah.

gblowfish
03-09-2006, 10:57 AM
I'd keep saying "It's GOOD to be the king!"

go bowe
03-09-2006, 11:14 AM
"Yeah man....I think I could hook that up"



Interestingly enough, I was just in another office and made the statement "you're all lucky I'm not king here, or I'd be putting my foot in some @rses here".


I'd do alot of good things.
I'd also do alot of good things, that alot of leftos would think were very bad things.

Sign up here for Iowanian's America "friend or foe" list. Obligations and high expectations come with selection 1.i dunno...

i'm kinda of a moderate most of the time, and around here that often is equated with being wishy washy and not standing for anything...

can i just be neutral, like switzerland?

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:22 AM
i dunno...

i'm kinda of a moderate most of the time, and around here that often is equated with being wishy washy and not standing for anything...

can i just be neutral, like switzerland?


Neutrality is not an option. :D



...Giving this a bump for post number 6000. :)


:no smilie: Just for you SNR.

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:24 AM
Neutrality is not an option. :D



...Giving this a bump for post number 6000. :)


:no smilie: Just for you SNR.


Like we give a crap. ROFL


























Congrats!!! :thumb:

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:27 AM
Like we give a crap. ROFL


























Congrats!!! :thumb:


ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Thanks bud. :thumb:
Here ya go:

Dunit35
04-25-2006, 01:29 AM
ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Thanks bud. :thumb:
Here ya go:


Could've done without that.

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:31 AM
ROFLROFLROFLROFL
Thanks bud. :thumb:
Here ya go:

This clown looks way to happy to be picking up chit.

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:31 AM
Could've done without that.



ROFLROFLROFL


Hey, I was only giving a crap. :shrug:

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:32 AM
This clown looks way to happy to be picking up chit.



I'm tellin ya. ROFL

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:33 AM
ROFLROFLROFL


Hey, I was only giving a crap. :shrug:


Well are ya done yet? Others need to go too. :cuss:

Though you would like the Arrowhead influence there.

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:34 AM
I'm tellin ya. ROFL


Actually, I was tellin you but that is just semantics. :harumph:

Rausch
04-25-2006, 01:36 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?


Anyone not willing to work for a livin would starve and die.

Current welfare budgets would be allocated to public schooling and the National Gaurd.

Every black or Jewish American would have 2 french slaves. It's only fair...

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:37 AM
Well are ya done yet? Others need to go too. :cuss:

Though you would like the Arrowhead influence there.


Sorry; constipated.

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Sorry; constipated.


Not according to your pic. :harumph:

:hmmm: Is this the new poop thread maybe? ROFL

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:38 AM
Anyone not willing to work for a livin would starve and die.

Current welfare budgets would be allocated to public schooling and the National Gaurd.

Every black or Jewish American would have 2 french slaves. It's only fair...

:thumb:


I'd tell ya that my source concurs, but you already know that. :D

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:39 AM
Not according to your pic. :harumph:

:hmmm: Is this the new poop thread maybe? ROFL


I've been controlling your thoughts all evening young and foolish padawan.

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:41 AM
I've been controlling your thoughts all evening young and foolish padawan.


Or is it I that was controlling yours? :hmmm: Such a conundrum.

There!!! That should start your headache a rollin. ROFL

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:43 AM
Not according to your pic. :harumph:

Imodium AD


:hmmm: Is this the new poop thread maybe? ROFL

Yes; yes you are conveying my very thoughts.

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:45 AM
Or is it I that was controlling yours? :hmmm: Such a conundrum.

Just what I wanted you to think.

There!!! That should start your headache a rollin. ROFL


OWWWWWW! Stop that!:cuss:

Rausch
04-25-2006, 01:45 AM
I've been controlling your thoughts all evening young and foolish padawan.


That doesn't exactly highlight yer mental gymnastics...

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:47 AM
That doesn't exactly highlight yer mental gymnastics...


True; but then again none of the drivel I post here do.


:)

Rausch
04-25-2006, 01:49 AM
True; but then again none of the drivel I post here do.


:)

Good point...

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:50 AM
True; but then again none of the drivel I post here do.


:)


You can say that again.

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:52 AM
You can say that again.


Well if you insist:


True; but then again none of the drivel I post here do.


:)

Guru
04-25-2006, 01:53 AM
Well if you insist:


True; but then again none of the drivel I post here do.


:)


And you did exactly what I expected of you. :p

Rausch
04-25-2006, 01:54 AM
You can say that again.

You can say nothing.

We have no idea if the arse we've seen for months is french or not.

If it is, millions of Cubans...or french-...or perhaps Eastern Europeans will pay.

I haven't made up my mind yet.

OH! And the Chinese are up there too...

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:55 AM
And you did exactly what I expected of you. :p
Only because you made the statement I wanted you too. ROFL

greg63
04-25-2006, 01:56 AM
You can say nothing.

We have no idea if the arse we've seen for months is french or not.

If it is, millions of Cubans...or french-...or perhaps Eastern Europeans will pay.

I haven't made up my mind yet.

OH! And the Chinese are up there too...


ROFLROFL

Guru
04-25-2006, 02:07 AM
Only because you made the statement I wanted you too. ROFL
:Rader:

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:10 AM
:Rader:


...And don't glare at me Lord Vader; or I'll take away your mask!:p

big nasty kcnut
04-25-2006, 02:11 AM
If i was king first thing i do is put in goverment for all country that cause trouble to america

second no pants and not skirts day so man and woman get to see something good.

Third every crook is dead no more overcrowding and instant death to murderers child and womans abuser
and thiefs.

fourth i get to have any womens i want including kylie minogue elle mcpherson jessica alba sofia vergara shakira the ksu wsu and ku woman volleyball and basketball team

fifth all kansas teams must be nice to each other and focus thier hatred toward other teams

sixth every stations must show the chiefs super bowl win the royals 85 win the shockers collage world series win ksu win over oklahoma 2003 big 12 championship win or lesbian porn and ecw matches and anything that i deem not crappy.

7. john elway must never come back to america

8. bob dole get to run the usa as president cause he deserve it.

9. everybody get free booze

10. gay people get the right to marry but can't flaunt it on tv.

11. The news will instead be about happy things like hunting and hooters girls making out with me and any guys that want to make out with a hooter girl or stripper and of course chiefs getting good players and bad guys getting killed.

12. Oh yeah anybody on drugs can stay on it as long as they don't bug other people they do and the other person get to kill them.

13. chuck norris get to torture any terrorist after any victims family of 911 don't do it first then we send them to baseball parks all over america so if people want to torture or kill one they can.

14. I get freedom from any taxes. Also get 3 homes one in kansas one in spokane washington and one in arrowhead stadium to see the chiefs play. Also get as much money as i want.

15. oh yeah the chiefs and royals can have any players they want as long as rain man can make a poll for chiefs planet to decide who want who i get a pick for myself and i want darren sproles and for baseball ken griffy jr.

16. Last i would like to see guys and girls get a right to date someone out of thier leagues.


17. also any hot virgins i can have sex with. Even when i give my right up as king cause i want girls to say yeah i had sex with brad and he was the man that why i don't like it when you do me.

18. chiefs planet should not be fighting we should have fun and make fun of bad teams like denver and oakland oh also denver lose thier super bowls win cause john elway is not a winner he a big loser in life.

Rausch
04-25-2006, 02:11 AM
...And don't glare at me Lord Vader; or I'll take away your mask!:p

Oh, I'd say being a teacher pretty much removes that whole-................


Nevermind...

Guru
04-25-2006, 02:15 AM
...And don't glare at me Lord Vader; or I'll take away your mask!:p


You may try. You won't succeed. rochambeau

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:18 AM
Oh, I'd say being a teacher pretty much removes that whole-................


Nevermind...


ROFL Yep.

Rausch
04-25-2006, 02:19 AM
If i was king first thing i do is put in goverment for all country that cause trouble to america

second no pants and not skirts day so man and woman get to see something good.

Third every crook is dead no more overcrowding and instant death to murderers child and womans abuser
and thiefs.

fourth i get to have any womens i want including kylie minogue elle mcpherson jessica alba sofia vergara shakira the ksu wsu and ku woman volleyball and basketball team

fifth all kansas teams must be nice to each other and focus thier hatred toward other teams

sixth every stations must show the chiefs super bowl win the royals 85 win the shockers collage world series win ksu win over oklahoma 2003 big 12 championship win or lesbian porn and ecw matches and anything that i deem not crappy.

7. john elway must never come back to america

8. bob dole get to run the usa as president cause he deserve it.

9. everybody get free booze

10. gay people get the right to marry but can't flaunt it on tv.

11. The news will instead be about happy things like hunting and hooters girls making out with me and any guys that want to make out with a hooter girl or stripper and of course chiefs getting good players and bad guys getting killed.

12. Oh yeah anybody on drugs can stay on it as long as they don't bug other people they do and the other person get to kill them.

13. chuck norris get to torture any terrorist after any victims family of 911 don't do it first then we send them to baseball parks all over america so if people want to torture or kill one they can.

14. I get freedom from any taxes. Also get 3 homes one in kansas one in spokane washington and one in arrowhead stadium to see the chiefs play. Also get as much money as i want.

15. oh yeah the chiefs and royals can have any players they want as long as rain man can make a poll for chiefs planet to decide who want who i get a pick for myself and i want darren sproles and for baseball ken griffy jr.

16. Last i would like to see guys and girls get a right to date someone out of thier leagues.


17. also any hot virgins i can have sex with. Even when i give my right up as king cause i want girls to say yeah i had sex with brad and he was the man that why i don't like it when you do me.

18. chiefs planet should be fighting we should have fun and make fun of bad teams like denver and oakland oh also denver lose thier super bowls win cause john elway is not a winner he a big loser in life.


I can't-........wow.

I don't disagree with any of that. I...


Wow...

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:20 AM
You may try. You won't succeed. rochambeau


Insolent one!%(/

Guru
04-25-2006, 02:20 AM
I can't-........wow.

I don't disagree with any of that. I...


Wow...


Holy crap!!! He is practically speechless. That is amazing.

Guru
04-25-2006, 02:21 AM
Insolent one!%(/
:$2500:

One better....

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:23 AM
If i was king first thing i do is put in goverment for all country that cause trouble to america

second no pants and not skirts day so man and woman get to see something good.

Third every crook is dead no more overcrowding and instant death to murderers child and womans abuser
and thiefs.

fourth i get to have any womens i want including kylie minogue elle mcpherson jessica alba sofia vergara shakira the ksu wsu and ku woman volleyball and basketball team

fifth all kansas teams must be nice to each other and focus thier hatred toward other teams

sixth every stations must show the chiefs super bowl win the royals 85 win the shockers collage world series win ksu win over oklahoma 2003 big 12 championship win or lesbian porn and ecw matches and anything that i deem not crappy.

7. john elway must never come back to america

8. bob dole get to run the usa as president cause he deserve it.

9. everybody get free booze

10. gay people get the right to marry but can't flaunt it on tv.

11. The news will instead be about happy things like hunting and hooters girls making out with me and any guys that want to make out with a hooter girl or stripper and of course chiefs getting good players and bad guys getting killed.

12. Oh yeah anybody on drugs can stay on it as long as they don't bug other people they do and the other person get to kill them.

13. chuck norris get to torture any terrorist after any victims family of 911 don't do it first then we send them to baseball parks all over america so if people want to torture or kill one they can.

14. I get freedom from any taxes. Also get 3 homes one in kansas one in spokane washington and one in arrowhead stadium to see the chiefs play. Also get as much money as i want.

15. oh yeah the chiefs and royals can have any players they want as long as rain man can make a poll for chiefs planet to decide who want who i get a pick for myself and i want darren sproles and for baseball ken griffy jr.

16. Last i would like to see guys and girls get a right to date someone out of thier leagues.


17. also any hot virgins i can have sex with. Even when i give my right up as king cause i want girls to say yeah i had sex with brad and he was the man that why i don't like it when you do me.

18. chiefs planet should not be fighting we should have fun and make fun of bad teams like denver and oakland oh also denver lose thier super bowls win cause john elway is not a winner he a big loser in life.


Hail kcnut! :hail:

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:24 AM
:$2500:

One better....
Oh, yeah?!

:fart:

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:26 AM
Holy crap!!! He is practically speechless. That is amazing.

Practically?

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:30 AM
Hail kcnut! :hail:

You could understand all of that?

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:32 AM
I can't-........wow.

I don't disagree with any of that. I...


Wow...

greyjlkarjyaYeah.ktheaktrWell.fwsfskThought.teahtjslkhOut.$khjgsIsn't.teajhstjIt?

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:33 AM
You could understand all of that?



No, but in a sleepy stupor I'm liable to post near anything.

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:36 AM
No, but in a sleepy stupor I'm liable to post near anything.

Im kind of drunk so it will even out.

chefsos
04-25-2006, 02:38 AM
You could understand all of that?
You missed the 'nutspeak 101 class?

Rausch
04-25-2006, 02:38 AM
Im kind of drunk so it will even out.

Heh...uh......this is kind of uncomfortable...

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:40 AM
You missed the 'nutspeak 101 class?

Pretty much. I can make sense of it if I want to put in a slight bit of effort though I don't care to this late.

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:40 AM
Heh...uh......this is kind of uncomfortable...

Yup......no comment.

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:43 AM
Heh...uh......this is kind of uncomfortable...

Eh may be missing something here but after looking over that exchange not what I was thinking.

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:46 AM
Eh may be missing something here but after looking over that exchange not what I was thinking.


Nice recovery.

Rausch
04-25-2006, 02:52 AM
Eh may be missing something here but after looking over that exchange not what I was thinking.


"No, oh no! I'm cool with it.

I mean, I progressive man. You know, whatever yer into.




'N stuff.


















Homo..."

Guru
04-25-2006, 02:53 AM
Oh, yeah?!

:fart:
:titus: 4321

Rausch
04-25-2006, 02:56 AM
:titus: 4321

Quiet.

This is the world where I'm king.

Do you have documentation allowing you to voice your opinion in public?...

greg63
04-25-2006, 02:57 AM
:titus: 4321



:bang::Bartee:

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:59 AM
When I am king, you will be first against the wall
With your opinion which is of no consequence at all

Guru
04-25-2006, 02:59 AM
Quiet.

This is the world where I'm king.

Do you have documentation allowing you to voice your opinion in public?...

Ummm, yeah. I was pointing to it. :titus:

Miles
04-25-2006, 02:59 AM
"No, oh no! I'm cool with it.

I mean, I progressive man. You know, whatever yer into.




'N stuff.


















Homo..."


ROFL

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:01 AM
:bang::Bartee:

:whip: :cigar:

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:03 AM
Ummm, yeah. I was pointing to it. :titus:

Nein.

I'm sorry, you're guilty of using technology for some reason other than d/loading teh pr0n fer yer guy.

In Rausch-world that's a $50 fine.

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:05 AM
Ummm, yeah. I was pointing to it. :titus:


My sources say that this document is fraudulent.

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:06 AM
My sources say that this document is fraudulent.

Loyalty is rewarded in Rausch-World... :)

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:06 AM
Nein.

I'm sorry, you're guilty of using technology for some reason other than d/loading teh pr0n fer yer guy.

In Rausch-world that's a $50 fine.


Isn't the fine double where fraud is involved?

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:06 AM
Loyalty is rewarded in Rausch-World... :)


:hail:

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:09 AM
My sources say that this document is fraudulent.


And you KNOW what I think of your sources.

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:10 AM
:hail:
OH PUHLEEEEZZZEEE :hump:

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:11 AM
Isn't the fine double where fraud is involved?


All I know is that I just ****ing bought season 4 of Six Feet Under this afternoon and if this POS DVD player doesn't ****ing start ****ing recognizing it people are going to have to ****ing die and $#it...

Oh, your concerns.

Yeah, whatever. She's required to do anal, or something...

Miles
04-25-2006, 03:11 AM
Was about to ask the 8 ball if I should go skiing on my day off tomorrow since the weather was looking bad. Just checked though and it seems like the weather report has changed for the better. Just gotta deal with waking up now.

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:12 AM
All I know is that I just ****ing bought season 4 of Six Feet Under this afternoon and if this POS DVD player doesn't ****ing start ****ing recognizing it people are going to have to ****ing die and $#it...

Oh, your concerns.

Yeah, whatever. She's required to do anal, or something...


Glad I'm a guy. :p

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:13 AM
And you KNOW what I think of your sources.

Right now you're like a liberal arts student protesting in China.

With, like, tanks headed right where you're laying down in the road.

And they're not slowing down.

Or turning.

They're still coming.




Right...Yeah...Right there.





Right where you're at.


And....*sigh*

STFU

Miles
04-25-2006, 03:14 AM
All I know is that I just ****ing bought season 4 of Six Feet Under this afternoon and if this POS DVD player doesn't ****ing start ****ing recognizing it people are going to have to ****ing die and $#it...


I stopped watching that show late is season two for some reason. Is it worth picking back up?

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:15 AM
Glad I'm a guy. :p


Twice then for your lack of sympathy.


Bitch...

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:15 AM
Right now you're like a liberal arts student protesting in China.

With, like, tanks headed right where you're laying down in the road.

And they're not slowing down.

Or turning.

They're still coming.




Right...Yeah...Right there.





Right where you're at.


And....*sigh*

STFU



HELL NO!!!! :rolleyes: ROFL

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:16 AM
I stopped watching that show late is season two for some reason. Is it worth picking back up?

Absolutely.

It's like R rated movies as a kid: you have to turn yer head/FF through the "naughty" parts, but it's still a great show.

I'd say the best writing of any series in years...

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:17 AM
Twice then for your lack of sympathy.


Bitch...


Geez, WTH are you into?

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:19 AM
HELL NO!!!! :rolleyes: ROFL


I meant you were about to get run over but....well...looking back on that post.

Heh.

Apparently I need therapy or some more "Tang" on the shuttle...

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:19 AM
Geez, WTH are you into?


Sarcasm and biting cynicism...

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:20 AM
And you KNOW what I think of your sources.


Why yes; you told me that they are the Planets most credible.

Miles
04-25-2006, 03:20 AM
It's like R rated movies as a kid: you have to turn yer head/FF through the "naughty" parts, but it's still a great show.


Good way of puting those hard to watch parts. Think I will need to give it another chance.

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:21 AM
Sarcasm and biting cynicism...
Completely agree with that. Make the nightshift worth it though. :)

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:22 AM
I meant you were about to get run over but....well...looking back on that post.

Heh.

Apparently I need therapy or some more "Tang" on the shuttle...


Tang sounds good about now.

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:24 AM
Tang sounds good about now.


Doesn't it?


I'm watching Office Space and laughing my butt off.


That is all.

Rausch
04-25-2006, 03:24 AM
Tang sounds good about now.

Ha!


6 feet Under is working!


(Jesus tits I hate chinese electronics. A big middle finger up the arse of Wally-world BTW.)

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:26 AM
Ha!


6 feet Under is working!


(Jesus tits I hate chinese electronics. A big middle finger up the arse of Wally-world BTW.)


I hate Wally World.

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:26 AM
Doesn't it?


I'm watching Office Space and laughing my butt off.


That is all.


That movie is friggin hilarious. MY stapler. ROFL

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:27 AM
OH PUHLEEEEZZZEEE :hump:



ROFLROFLROFLROFL

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:40 AM
That movie is friggin hilarious. MY stapler. ROFL


ROFLROFLROFL


I'll burn this place down.


I love it.

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:43 AM
ROFLROFLROFL


I'll burn this place down.


I love it.


Taking down the cubicle wall. I always wanted to do that. Of course, now I actually have an office.... with no friggin windows. ROFL

greg63
04-25-2006, 03:49 AM
Taking down the cubicle wall. I always wanted to do that. Of course, now I actually have an office.... with no friggin windows. ROFL
ROFL
I'm gonna need you to get those TPS reports to me ASAP.

Guru
04-25-2006, 03:50 AM
I'm gonna need you to get those TPS reports to me ASAP.


Uhhhhh, Yeeeaaaaahhhhh.

greg63
04-25-2006, 04:02 AM
Uhhhhh, Yeeeaaaaahhhhh.

ROFLROFLROFL


I'm outta here.


Nite Planet!

Braincase
04-25-2006, 06:03 AM
I'd force the creation of labor unions in Asia, and send all the illegal aliens back to the home countries, and if the illegals want to protest, I'll make sure that the doctored parade route maps go right back across the border.

MOhillbilly
04-25-2006, 06:46 AM
i still say no pants day.

greg63
04-25-2006, 06:54 AM
I'd force the creation of labor unions in Asia, and send all the illegal aliens back to the home countries, and if the illegals want to protest, I'll make sure that the doctored parade route maps go right back across the border.


i still say no pants day.


:thumb:

You two have the makings of a bright political future.

Halfcan
04-26-2006, 09:16 PM
Congrats on 6000 post!!!

greg63
06-15-2006, 12:38 AM
With all the political threads being posted I just thought I would give this another shameless bump for the newbies. :D

Moooo
06-15-2006, 01:00 AM
I'd give my power to someone else... I'd be a crappy leader. Nothing would ever get done. My ideas would be good, but I'd sleep in until noon, and accidentally try to sign the bills in a few days after they expired.

Moooo

BWillie
06-15-2006, 01:05 AM
I think I'd hang people in the square. Televise it on ABC. Good old fashioned fun

keg in kc
06-15-2006, 01:07 AM
I'd probably get laid. Or try to. It's supposed to be good to be the king.

greg63
06-15-2006, 01:12 AM
I'd give my power to someone else... I'd be a crappy leader. Nothing would ever get done. My ideas would be good, but I'd sleep in until noon, and accidentally try to sign the bills in a few days after they expired.

Moooo

You mean pretty much the why Congress works now.

greg63
06-15-2006, 01:13 AM
I'd probably get laid. Or try to. It's supposed to be good to be the king.


ROFL

greg63
06-15-2006, 01:16 AM
I think I'd hang people in the square. Televise it on ABC. Good old fashioned fun

Family entertainment at it's best!



Nite Planet!

Guru
06-15-2006, 01:16 AM
You mean pretty much the why Congress works now.
ROFL ROFL Wait a minute. You used Congress and works in the same sentence. :shake:

greg63
06-15-2006, 01:18 AM
ROFL ROFL Wait a minute. You used Congress and works in the same sentence. :shake:
ROFLROFL


Well ya know I'm tired; leave me alone!


Nite!....again.

Rausch
06-15-2006, 02:13 AM
...for just one day, what would you do?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/02/250px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg

greg63
06-15-2006, 04:17 AM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/02/250px-Nuclear_fireball.jpg


...from orbit; it's the only way to be sure.

chagrin
06-15-2006, 06:16 AM
I have to be honest here, if I were King of the world, I would have many people executed, publicly

StcChief
06-15-2006, 08:32 AM
I have to be honest here, if I were King of the world, I would have many people executed, publicly

The 'French razor' Was an effective tool.

Rain Man
06-15-2006, 08:39 AM
I'd move us to a simpler, more agrarian culture. Live in harmony with nature, instead of all this concrete. Kill people with glasses. Kill people who can read. It's time we went back to our core values.

Moooo
06-15-2006, 09:00 AM
You mean pretty much the why Congress works now.

Yeah... Hey, maybe I'd fit right in!

Seriously though, I think too much before I do. I'm also a perfectionist, so if something came up and it was 95% good and 5% bad, it probably wouldn't get signed.

That's why I'd just relenquish my power to someone more deserving. As long as I got a nice house and got a quality pension, I'd be happy.

Moooo

greg63
06-15-2006, 10:05 AM
I'd move us to a simpler, more agrarian culture. Live in harmony with nature, instead of all this concrete. Kill people with glasses. Kill people who can read. It's time we went back to our core values.

What about illiterate people who wear contact lens?

greg63
06-15-2006, 10:08 AM
Yeah... Hey, maybe I'd fit right in!

Seriously though, I think too much before I do. I'm also a perfectionist, so if something came up and it was 95% good and 5% bad, it probably wouldn't get signed.

That's why I'd just relenquish my power to someone more deserving. As long as I got a nice house and got a quality pension, I'd be happy.

Moooo


A man's got to know his limitations.

JBucc
06-15-2006, 10:12 AM
First, I would take away the Broncos Super Bowl victories because they cheated. Second, I would abolish the salary cap for the Chiefs and force Bill Gates to buy the team and spend all of his money on players. And third, I would build a giant fortress on that big rock in the middle of Australia to live on.

Rain Man
06-15-2006, 10:14 AM
What about illiterate people who wear contact lens?

I don't have my entire policy structure in place yet.

greg63
06-15-2006, 10:16 AM
First, I would take away the Broncos Super Bowl victories because they cheated. Second, I would abolish the salary cap for the Chiefs and force Bill Gates to buy the team and spend all of his money on players. And third, I would build a giant fortress on that big rock in the middle of Australia to live on.

I like a person who has their priorities in line. :D

greg63
01-13-2007, 08:10 PM
Bump for all the n00bs! :D

Bill Parcells
01-13-2007, 08:13 PM
I would make it a law..that when I placed my keys into the ignition of my vehicle,no other cars are permitted on any roadways

greg63
01-13-2007, 08:14 PM
I would make it a law..that when I placed my keys into the ignition of my vehicle,no other cars are permitted on any roadways

Isn't there something like that on the books in New York?

Bill Parcells
01-13-2007, 08:20 PM
Isn't there something like that on the books in New York?
I don't know..I live in Jersey..traffic here sucks too..I have driven from St.Louis to Chicago..and from St.Louis to Cincinnati..I crave Midwest traffic :drool:

greg63
01-13-2007, 08:23 PM
I don't know..I live in Jersey..traffic here sucks too..I have driven from St.Louis to Chicago..and from St.Louis to Cincinnati..I crave Midwest traffic :drool:

Yeah I can't imagine what it's like driving there. I can't stand driving in KC or Tulsa.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-13-2007, 08:25 PM
I would breed a warrior race of humanoid monkey ants to do our menial chores. They would also take joy in the performance of said tasks.

Bill Parcells
01-13-2007, 08:27 PM
Yeah I can't imagine what it's like driving there. I can't stand driving in KC or Tulsa.
Don't even think about it..I have a friend who moved to North Carolina with his job..he loves it..no traffic..no aggravation..it actually lowered his blood pressure..do you believe that shit??

greg63
01-13-2007, 08:28 PM
I would breed a warrior race of humanoid monkey ants to do our menial chores. They would also take joy in the performance of said tasks.

Now there's leadership quality there; what a novel idea!

Priest4Prez
01-13-2007, 08:31 PM
I would abolish all holidays associated with US presidents, and I would get laid every saturday in a fancier crib

greg63
01-13-2007, 08:45 PM
I would abolish all holidays associated with US presidents, and I would get laid every saturday in a fancier crib

You need to be King/Queen of the world in order for this to happen? :shrug:

Priest4Prez
01-13-2007, 08:49 PM
You need to be King/Queen of the world in order for this to happen? :shrug:
My house is a mess and I am ashamed to entertain there. With a nicer crib, I can hired maids to take care of my mess.

greg63
01-13-2007, 08:56 PM
My house is a mess and I am ashamed to entertain there. With a nicer crib, I can hired maids to take care of my mess.

No I'm talkin about the getting laid part.

boogblaster
01-13-2007, 10:16 PM
If I were King beheading Roise would be first..anyone who acted like her would get loaped too..All cho-mos would get the nut-hook dragging..New vechicles would drop down to about 5,000.00..All women over the age of 19 must be topless by 9:am..bottomless by noon..Beer would be free after 4:00pm..Burials would be free followed by 3-day parties..Oh and last A fricking dollar would be worth a fricking dollar again........

88TG88
01-13-2007, 10:20 PM
first thing i would do is get rid of jack bauer. so when i start my rule of tyranny and opression he won't take me out in a violent coup

Halfcan
01-13-2007, 10:21 PM
If I were King I would immediatly dispand the Faders and Cheatin Donks.

Ultra Peanut
01-14-2007, 12:44 AM
What's for dinner?

FROZEN ASS CHICKEN

greg63
01-14-2007, 08:33 AM
If I were King I would immediatly dispand the Faders and Cheatin Donks.

...Or move them both to the north pole and make it so that they can only play each other.

greg63
01-14-2007, 09:25 AM
Don't even think about it..I have a friend who moved to North Carolina with his job..he loves it..no traffic..no aggravation..it actually lowered his blood pressure..do you believe that shit??


Yeah, I can believe it actually. When I get into high stress traffic situation I'm sure that my blood pressure goes through the roof.

Skip Towne
01-14-2007, 09:43 AM
Yeah I can't imagine what it's like driving there. I can't stand driving in KC or Tulsa.
Tulsa is very easy for a city of its size.

greg63
01-14-2007, 09:48 AM
Tulsa is very easy for a city of its size.
Yeah, but when you're used to stinkyville... :D