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KCChiefsMan
03-09-2006, 08:02 PM
what do you guys think? I did that last weekend to this girl I dated for about 3 weeks, I figured only 3 weeks did not require a face to face, or even a phone call. I sent her this text "I am breaking up with you, sorry, bye" She called me a few times since and I have not returned the phone calls. I think it's a great way to break up! All of the other times it happened I had to hear crying or argueing and then we got back together during that on a couple of them. One was mutual....well whatever.

Has anybody else tried this method of the break up? This may very well become a revolutionary way to break up with someone!

Anyong Bluth
03-09-2006, 08:05 PM
from a girls point of view, you just moved to number 1 asshole. Its right up there with breaking up on a post-it note. I know this b/c I was watching a Sex in the City episode that it happened on with my ex and she went on and on about how if I ever pulled that, she'd find a way to rip my balls off and that was just the start.

Best to be a man and tell her over the phone at least- no to mention you can always get post breakup booty if you act cool about it... option my friend, options.

Skip Towne
03-09-2006, 08:08 PM
Three weeks?

KCChiefsMan
03-09-2006, 08:08 PM
from a girls point of view, you just moved to number 1 asshole. Its right up there with breaking up on a post-it note. I know this b/c I was watching a Sex in the City episode that it happened on with my ex and she went on and on about how if I ever pulled that, she'd find a way to rip my balls off and that was just the start.

Best to be a man and tell her over the phone at least- no to mention you can always get post breakup booty if you act cool about it... option my friend, options.

you know, I shouldn't take credit for the idea...I got this idea from a friend of mine, who just so happens to be female.

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 08:14 PM
pretty nutless.

You could have made a phone call and been decent about it.

DJay23
03-09-2006, 08:17 PM
pretty nutless.

You could have made a phone call and been decent about it.
Agreed.

Hope you grow a pair before your next girlfriend. Pretty spineless, you should have been a man about it.

|Zach|
03-09-2006, 08:18 PM
Cowardly.

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 08:19 PM
Why didn't you just take the batteries out of your giiiiiirl robot?

JBucc
03-09-2006, 08:19 PM
You should break up via carrier pidgeon

RickObie
03-09-2006, 08:20 PM
Bottom line is if you don't want to be with her again, who cares how it's done, as long as it gets done.

Adept Havelock
03-09-2006, 08:20 PM
Grow a pair, man up, and tell her to her face.

DJay23
03-09-2006, 08:23 PM
Bottom line is if you don't want to be with her again, who cares how it's done, as long as it gets done.
Sure, that works. For pussies.

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 08:25 PM
You should have just roofied her up a little more, and while she was asleep...Pissed "I Quit Ewe" on her sheets.


Yeah....thats high class woman-quittin' right there.

RickObie
03-09-2006, 08:28 PM
Sure, that works. For pussies.

My point is that it's better than nothing at all, which some guys do.

Face to face is the noble way!

Taco John
03-09-2006, 08:45 PM
I would think you'd get a reputation on campus for doing something as nutless as that.

KCChiefsMan
03-09-2006, 08:47 PM
maybe if I gave a $hit I would have taken the time out of my day to visit her face to face, I just made it as painless as possible..for me

chiefs4me
03-09-2006, 08:55 PM
Take your balls out of your momma's purse and use them next time..

Count Alex's Losses
03-09-2006, 09:08 PM
Next time break up over AIM, that way you can at least send her a smiley.

FAX
03-09-2006, 09:09 PM
There are now 51 ways to leave your lover.

Just send her a text, Rex.

FAX

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 09:10 PM
maybe if I gave a $hit I would have taken the time out of my day to visit her face to face, I just made it as painless as possible..for me

And you wonder why I think you're such a c@ckholster.

Karma is going to get you Earl.

Dunit35
03-09-2006, 09:14 PM
Um...one of my ex..broke up with me through a text message..it's the most pussiest way to do that.

DJay23
03-09-2006, 09:18 PM
maybe if I gave a $hit I would have taken the time out of my day to visit her face to face, I just made it as painless as possible..for me
That's why it's a pussy thing to do. Have you considered HER feelings at any point in this process? I'd probably apologize to her before word gets around to the other ladies what an asshole you are.

Stryker
03-09-2006, 10:52 PM
Although I agree that it is not an appropriate way to "BREAK UP" - 3 weeks is not a long time. If it were 3 months or longer...PUSS!

morphius
03-09-2006, 10:54 PM
You have the phone in your hands, call and leave a damn message. Sheesh.

Fat Elvis
03-09-2006, 11:02 PM
She was prolly going, "Who is this Paul asshole who keeps texting me?"

jspchief
03-09-2006, 11:03 PM
3 weeks? Who gives a shit how you do it.

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 11:03 PM
Actually.....if we're talking 3 weeks....its not really a breakup, its a "moving on"

Her reply text message must be shared. Its an obligation at this point.


My guess for the over/under is "my work urine test came back funny....what the hell is GHB?"

morphius
03-09-2006, 11:05 PM
3 weeks? Who gives a shit how you do it.
Hell, in school that was a long relationship for me.

Phobia
03-09-2006, 11:07 PM
Pretty disrespectful. What did she do to lose your respect?

Fat Elvis
03-09-2006, 11:09 PM
Pretty disrespectful. What did she do to lose your respect?


She was a poor tipper.

Iowanian
03-09-2006, 11:09 PM
giggle at an insensitive time...

Wore a nascar Tshirt
Had her father's John Deere hat on her headboard
Laughed at the Girl Sexbot blueprint she found?

morphius
03-09-2006, 11:10 PM
giggle at an insensitive time...

Wore a nascar Tshirt
Had her father's John Deere hat on her headboard
or asked, "are you in yet?"

Woody Paige
03-09-2006, 11:11 PM
Pretty disrespectful. What did she do to lose your respect?

"sHE" had a bigger cock than him.......

Dunit35
03-09-2006, 11:35 PM
Pretty disrespectful. What did she do to lose your respect?


No kidding. One of my exs did that to me and I chewed her ass a new one through a few text messages. We lived three hours apart, but a phone call would've been the right thing to do.

Spicy McHaggis
03-09-2006, 11:37 PM
Wow that's a great idea. I would totally break up with a girl like that. If I was still in 6th grade. And if I had been a huge pussy back then.

jspchief
03-09-2006, 11:46 PM
I love all the people acting like there's some noble and manly way to break up with a girl you've been seeing for 3 entire f*cking weeks. LMAO

If it's only been 3 weeks, you don't even break up, you just stop seeing/talking to her.

Katipan
03-09-2006, 11:46 PM
I bought www.fireENDelt260.com in preparation.

Coach
03-09-2006, 11:50 PM
I bought www.fireENDelt260.com in preparation.

can't find the web site 400 Bad Request

That's one hell of a site. ;) :p

Phobia
03-09-2006, 11:52 PM
I love all the people acting like there's some noble and manly way to break up with a girl you've been seeing for 3 entire f*cking weeks. LMAO

If it's only been 3 weeks, you don't even break up, you just stop seeing/talking to her.

Unless you respected her and care about people other than yourself.

BIG K
03-09-2006, 11:52 PM
I love all the people acting like there's some noble and manly way to break up with a girl you've been seeing for 3 entire f*cking weeks. LMAO

If it's only been 3 weeks, you don't even break up, you just stop seeing/talking to her.

Yup.....No reason to lose sleep over 3 weeks....

jspchief
03-09-2006, 11:53 PM
Unless you respected her and care about people other than yourself.Awww, no wonder your husband fell for you.

keg in kc
03-09-2006, 11:56 PM
I prefer pulling out and instead of a dirty sanchez writing "it's over" on her forehead.

Spicy McHaggis
03-10-2006, 12:00 AM
Yup.....No reason to lose sleep over 3 weeks....

Exactly. So go over, look her in the eye and say "Hey this isn't working but we're still cool if you want to be." Don't text her with "I'm breaking up with you." It's not a big deal so show some consideration. Now if she starts stalking you by all means you have my permission to ignore her, pretend you've never met or have her whacked. Although that last one is frowned on a bit.

Ebolapox
03-10-2006, 12:03 AM
eh--three weeks isn't long enough for the face to face in preferably public place so as to avoid scene... however, if she meant ANYTHING to you, ya gotta at least go over the phone... seriously, that karma is a b*tch if you keep f*cking people over like that

-EB-

Dunit35
03-10-2006, 12:04 AM
Exactly. So go over, look her in the eye and say "Hey this isn't working but we're still cool if you want to be." Don't text her with "I'm breaking up with you." It's not a big deal so show some consideration. Now if she starts stalking you by all means you have my permission to ignore her, pretend you've never met or have her whacked. Although that last one is frowned on a bit.


I broke up with a girl on the phone that I dated for three months. We lived two hours apart. Is that frowned upon? It was three months.

Anytime you have even started dating someone you should never break up with him or her through a text. A simple phone call will do the trick. The call would be like two minutes or so.

BIG K
03-10-2006, 12:04 AM
I prefer pulling out and instead of a dirty sanchez writing "it's over" on her forehead.

I think he was referring to the girl being awake and aware of her surroundings when he created this post as a means to break things off.

:p

Ebolapox
03-10-2006, 12:05 AM
can you even give a dirty sanchez to a blowup doll?? I'd think the effect on the doll wouldn't have the desired 'psychological' effect that it would on a live woman

-EB-

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 12:12 AM
I don't know, EBOLA, I've never broken up with my realdoll.com hottie.

Ebolapox
03-10-2006, 12:27 AM
I don't know, EBOLA, I've never broken up with my realdoll.com hottie.

well, I wouldn't break up with her via text... that's for DAMNED sure... they say those dolls are full of hot air

-EB-

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 12:30 AM
well, I wouldn't break up with her via text... that's for DAMNED sure... they say those dolls are full of hot airI'd imagine that's true for anyone who would bone KCChiefsMan.

I mean, seriously, people - how high up the evolutionary ladder do you think a girl can be if she'd date him. So let's say off the bullshit about 'respect' and 'feelings'. She's probably still working towards an upright walk, and may not even be conscious or self-aware in any sense we'd recognize.

RickObie
03-10-2006, 12:32 AM
I love all the people acting like there's some noble and manly way to break up with a girl you've been seeing for 3 entire f*cking weeks. LMAO

If it's only been 3 weeks, you don't even break up, you just stop seeing/talking to her.

Thanks, I was called a pussy for saying that, it's 3 weeks, everyone is acting like they were married.

luv
03-10-2006, 12:34 AM
what do you guys think? I did that last weekend to this girl I dated for about 3 weeks, I figured only 3 weeks did not require a face to face, or even a phone call. I sent her this text "I am breaking up with you, sorry, bye" She called me a few times since and I have not returned the phone calls. I think it's a great way to break up! All of the other times it happened I had to hear crying or argueing and then we got back together during that on a couple of them. One was mutual....well whatever.

Has anybody else tried this method of the break up? This may very well become a revolutionary way to break up with someone!
Isn't there an age requirement to post on this BB? I didn't think people still in junior high could sign up.

patteeu
03-10-2006, 01:02 AM
OJ used one of these:

http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/s/OJ%20Simpson/knife.jpg

It's really one of the only ways to be sure.

Phobia
03-10-2006, 01:12 AM
Thanks, I was called a pussy for saying that, it's 3 weeks, everyone is acting like they were married.
Yeah - we dudes think 3 weeks isn't anything. But you have to know that broads get attached pretty quickly. They're different than us. They're tender and sensitive. We mustn't scar them.

I'm not suggesting you take her out and buy her an expensive dinner and a bottle of wine, but this is a person that was cared for enough to keep around beyond the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th encounter. She's owed more than a tacky text message. I have a lot of faults and I'm often insensitive. My wife might even suggest I'm a romantic oaf. But even I know a woman rates more than a damn text message. If you don't recognize that and I'm the romantic oaf, where does that leave you?

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 01:13 AM
If you don't recognize that and I'm the romantic oaf, where does that leave you?Surfing porn.

luv
03-10-2006, 01:21 AM
Surfing porn.
Oh, c'mon. You don't have to be romantically challenged to surf porn.

greg63
03-10-2006, 01:29 AM
Oh, c'mon. You don't have to be romantically challenged to surf porn.


Nope; just old enough to read, point and click. :p :D

Phobia
03-10-2006, 01:31 AM
Surfing porn.

Not a damn thing wrong with that. Even if you subscribe to tons of sites it's still probably cheaper than keeping a wife - and marrying a wife - and divorcing her....

But seriously, tons of dudes whine about all the psycho chicks out there. Maybe they're not psycho, they're just sick of men who are oafs. If you decide you don't want to pursue a further relationship, let the woman maintain her sanity and dignity. It's the least we can do as men.

Nzoner
03-10-2006, 01:37 AM
Not a damn thing wrong with that. Even if you subscribe to tons of sites it's still cheaper than keeping a wife - and marrying a wife - and divorcing her....

Fixed that for ya.

luv
03-10-2006, 01:52 AM
Not a damn thing wrong with that. Even if you subscribe to tons of sites it's still probably cheaper than keeping a wife - and marrying a wife - and divorcing her....

But seriously, tons of dudes whine about all the psycho chicks out there. Maybe they're not psycho, they're just sick of men who are oafs. If you decide you don't want to pursue a further relationship, let the woman maintain her sanity and dignity. It's the least we can do as men.
Why are you making sense?

greg63
03-10-2006, 01:57 AM
Why are you making sense?


Women's studies 101. :D

Phobia
03-10-2006, 02:01 AM
Why are you making sense?
I've always been pretty considerate of a woman's feelings until I got my heart stomped on by my ex. I used a girl for the wrong reasons right out of high school and it set her down a destructive path. I can't be certain it was my fault, but I didn't help much.... I never wanted to repeat that.

Plus, I have daughters x3.

Plus I've been attending a marriage class with the wife for a couple months.

luv
03-10-2006, 02:09 AM
I've always been pretty considerate of a woman's feelings until I got my heart stomped on by my ex. I used a girl for the wrong reasons right out of high school and it set her down a destructive path. I can't be certain it was my fault, but I didn't help much.... I never wanted to repeat that.

Plus, I have daughters x3.

Plus I've been attending a marriage class with the wife for a couple months.
I'll bet you never leave the toilet seat up, either. :p

Phobia
03-10-2006, 02:13 AM
I never leave the seat up. I'm even trained to wipe anything that may have missed the water. That's about the extent of my skills though. I frequently fail at trash collection.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 02:14 AM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

greg63
03-10-2006, 02:15 AM
I've always been pretty considerate of a woman's feelings until I got my heart stomped on by my ex. I used a girl for the wrong reasons right out of high school and it set her down a destructive path. I can't be certain it was my fault, but I didn't help much.... I never wanted to repeat that.

Plus, I have daughters x3.

Plus I've been attending a marriage class with the wife for a couple months.


I was just kiddin; didn't know you really were taking classes. Best of luck with that; I hope it goes well for ya. :thumb:

luv
03-10-2006, 02:20 AM
I never leave the seat up. I'm even trained to wipe anything that may have missed the water. That's about the extent of my skills though. I frequently fail at trash collection.
I collect the trash in my household. Of course, I'm the only one in it. I guess I should be thankful I don't have to worry about falling into my toilet in the middle of the night.

Phobia
03-10-2006, 02:21 AM
No prob, Greg. It's a very helpful marriage class with some friends from a church we're thinking about joining. We've learned quite a bit about why we do the stupid crap we do. It's based on the book Love & Respect. It contains some religion and scripture stuff which generally bores me, but 95% of it is just good, interesting things that really seem to help a couple work together more effectively.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 02:23 AM
I've never understood leaving the seat up. I guess it comes from growing up with two older sisters. Two-and-a-half years on my own and I still put it down.

greg63
03-10-2006, 02:25 AM
No prob, Greg. It's a very helpful marriage class with some friends from a church we're thinking about joining. We've learned quite a bit about why we do the stupid crap we do. It's based on the book Love & Respect. It contains some religion and scripture stuff which generally bores me, but 95% of it is just good, interesting things that really seem to help a couple work together more effectively.
Sounds interesting; I'll have to look it up on Amazon.com.

Well; it's this old guy's bed time.

Nit Planet! :)

Phobia
03-10-2006, 02:26 AM
That's impressive, Kyle. I'm trained but if I lived by myself I don't think I'd put the seat down at all. In fact, I know I wouldn't. It didn't take more than a day of staying at Brian's place last spring to break me of that habit.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 02:33 AM
Well, that's probably my only redeeming quality. Rest of my shithole looks like a garbage truck took a dump all over.

Phobia
03-10-2006, 02:35 AM
Well at least you have something to build on.

Rausch
03-10-2006, 04:24 AM
what do you guys think? I did that last weekend to this girl I dated for about 3 weeks, I figured only 3 weeks did not require a face to face, or even a phone call.


Yer a douchebag...

Dunit35
03-10-2006, 05:23 AM
I guess I spent so much time at on of my ex. houses that I have just grown accostumed to keeping the seat down. You will never walk into a bathroom that I was just in and see the toilet seat up.

Rausch
03-10-2006, 05:30 AM
That's impressive, Kyle. I'm trained but if I lived by myself I don't think I'd put the seat down at all. In fact, I know I wouldn't. It didn't take more than a day of staying at Brian's place last spring to break me of that habit.

This is the one topic I won't budge on.

Women have to sit down every ****ing single time they use the bathroom. EVERY ****ING TIME.

Men do around 1/4 the time.

Yet men NEVER fail to check and women do.

Never, ever, in my entire life have I ever sat on a toilet without the seat under me. Not once. Even stinking, dizzy drunk.

If you don't possess the amazing discipline required to ****ing focus your eyes downward long enough to make sure you don't sit in $3it.......wow.........

greg63
03-10-2006, 07:13 AM
This is the one topic I won't budge on.

Women have to sit down every ****ing single time they use the bathroom. EVERY ****ING TIME.

Men do around 1/4 the time.

Yet men NEVER fail to check and women do.

Never, ever, in my entire life have I ever sat on a toilet without the seat under me. Not once. Even stinking, dizzy drunk.

If you don't possess the amazing discipline required to ****ing focus your eyes downward long enough to make sure you don't sit in $3it.......wow.........

This maybe viewed as insensitive by some, but I believe there to be validity to this particular point of view; I for one never understood why the female of the house couldn't just as easily lift the lid as it is for the male of the house to put it back down. JMHO

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 07:15 AM
This text messaging thing didn't happen. KCChiefsman tells big lies. Remember the phoney broken nose?

StcChief
03-10-2006, 07:53 AM
That is gutless and weak. Technology to rescue the weak minded.

MahiMike
03-10-2006, 07:55 AM
I guess it's ok if she didn't have a fax machine...

KCTitus
03-10-2006, 07:59 AM
KCChiefsman is a Manimal...

morphius
03-10-2006, 08:09 AM
But seriously, tons of dudes whine about all the psycho chicks out there. Maybe they're not psycho, they're just sick of men who are oafs. If you decide you don't want to pursue a further relationship, let the woman maintain her sanity and dignity. It's the least we can do as men.

I have to step in on this one, the are ALL insane, each and every one of them. The key is finding the one that is the right kind of insane for you.

Morphius
Thats my story and I'm sticking to it.

morphius
03-10-2006, 08:13 AM
I've never understood leaving the seat up. I guess it comes from growing up with two older sisters. Two-and-a-half years on my own and I still put it down.
I don't just put the seat down, but also the lid. Wasn't really taught to do it that way, I just prefer it.

sedated
03-10-2006, 08:44 AM
This maybe viewed as insensitive by some, but I believe there to be validity to this particular point of view; I for one never understood why the female of the house couldn't just as easily lift the lid as it is for the male of the house to put it back down. JMHO


I've tried explaining this to every woman I know, for some reason they can't comprehend this point of view.

Why should the men have to do all the work when it comes to toilet seat position? We already have to lift it every time. Is it that hard for them to look down and lower the seat?

If women are so concerned as to the position of the seat, it should be their responsibility to move it.

I can piss whether the seat is up or down. It's my courtesy that makes me lift it, so their lazy ass can put it back down.

bkkcoh
03-10-2006, 09:03 AM
This maybe viewed as insensitive by some, but I believe there to be validity to this particular point of view; I for one never understood why the female of the house couldn't just as easily lift the lid as it is for the male of the house to put it back down. JMHO

That is an easy answer, the world is supposed to revolve around them, not you. :banghead: :p :hmmm:

Thig Lyfe
03-10-2006, 09:13 AM
omg u txt brk-up? lol pwned

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:17 AM
I can't believe some of you are so clueless.

It has nothing to do with it being hard to see if the lid is down.

It's when it's 2 in the morning... Or 4 in the afternoon in my relationships and you're stinking drunk. You dribble on the rim. You just do. Some of you worse than others. When the lid gets put back down some of your pee pee juices get on the inside of the lid.

It shouldn't be up to the woman to brave the toilet seat to lower it again. You might know you didn't dribble. You might even know the exact placement of your dribbles. They might not be anywhere near where fingers get placed to lower the lid. But she doesn't know that.

So. Since your piss... And your ass juice that splatters because men are sick creatures, the polite thing to do is lower the ****ing seat.

If you can't do that. Piss outside.

StcChief
03-10-2006, 09:22 AM
Toilet seat position question.

We will go with the standard car analogy.

Do you back you car up without looking first?

Enough said.

Jenny Gump
03-10-2006, 09:23 AM
She called me a few times since and I have not returned the phone calls.

She was probably just trying to figure out who you were.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:24 AM
clueless.

Jenny Gump
03-10-2006, 09:30 AM
Yeah - we dudes think 3 weeks isn't anything. But you have to know that broads get attached pretty quickly. They're different than us. They're tender and sensitive. We mustn't scar them.



F*ckin' right we're tender and sensitive! Bitch.

KCTitus
03-10-2006, 09:30 AM
clueless.

I agree...how clueless does a woman have to be to be unable to operate a seat on a hinge. I know cars are a challenge, but this thing only has two directions and gravity is assisting on one of the two.

It's not rocket science.

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 09:30 AM
I don't dribble. Therefore, it stays up.

FAX
03-10-2006, 09:31 AM
Peeing is a right not a privilege. One should not be forced to pee according to the arbitrary rules of others.

Further, if the current toilet seat configuration is unsatisfactory, women should invent and market a toilet design that accomodates their needs. Mother is the invention of all necessity, after all.

FAX

jspchief
03-10-2006, 09:32 AM
You guys just don't get it. Women want to be treated like ladies.

Except of course when they are demanding to be treated equal.

Jenny Gump
03-10-2006, 09:37 AM
I agree...how clueless does a woman have to be to be unable to operate a seat on a hinge. I know cars are a challenge, but this thing only has two directions and gravity is assisting on one of the two.

It's not rocket science.

I like for the whole seat...even the solid one on top, to be down before flushing...after either gender...after either 1 or 2. I saw some Dateline episode once about how fecal matter in your toilet (even fecal residue in the toilet from #2's gone by) get aerosolized when you flush. That's why you shouldn't leave your toothbrush out on the counter either.

Anyway, I'm not militant about it...but it is the preferred method for me.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:38 AM
Piss outside.

Works for me.

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 09:39 AM
I like for the whole seat...even the solid one on top, to be down before flushing...after either gender...after either 1 or 2. I saw some Dateline episode once about how fecal matter in your toilet (even fecal residue in the toilet from #2's gone by) get aerosolized when you flush. That's why you shouldn't leave your toothbrush out on the counter either.

Anyway, I'm not militant about it...but it is the preferred method for me.
Not militant huh? How about anal?

Jenny Gump
03-10-2006, 09:40 AM
Not militant huh? How about anal?

It's ok from time to time.

Predarat
03-10-2006, 09:41 AM
The most classy way to do that is during the post screw smoke. If your any good in bed that makes them more open to being 'friends with privileges' after the break up.

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:41 AM
At least he let her know it's over.

Women won't even give you the curteousy of letting you know. They will just keep stringing you along, and further distance themselves from you until they just ignore you all together. Then they block you on AOL Instant Messenger.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:41 AM
I agree...how clueless does a woman have to be to be unable to operate a seat on a hinge. I know cars are a challenge, but this thing only has two directions and gravity is assisting on one of the two.

It's not rocket science.

clueless

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:43 AM
I don't just put the seat down, but also the lid. Wasn't really taught to do it that way, I just prefer it.
I would put the lid down at Mom's house... cause she's got shelves above the toilet... and you don't want shit to fall off the shelves into the water.

There's nothing near the toilets at my house... so, they stand wide open.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:43 AM
I don't dribble. Therefore, it stays up.

Don't you also live alone?

Obviously you owe no such decency to an invisible person.

Heh.

My sister in law makes her husband sit down to pee.

She might have a golden vagina.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:43 AM
Toilet seat position question.

We will go with the standard car analogy.

Do you back you car up without looking first?

Enough said.
You're going to assume the answer to that question is no when talking to a woman?

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:44 AM
I always lower the seat because I have a nice toilet lid cover that I like to show off.

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:44 AM
I would put the lid down at Mom's house... cause she's got shelves above the toilet... and you don't want shit to fall off the shelves into the water.

There's nothing near the toilets at my house... so, they stand wide open.
That too. I've had entire rolls of toilet paper fall in the toilet, magazines, hairbrushes, etc.

jspchief
03-10-2006, 09:45 AM
I lower both lids because I have a 15 month old that would otherwise drop everything we own into the bowl.

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 09:45 AM
At least he let her know it's over.

Women won't even give you the curteousy of letting you know. They will just keep stringing you along, and further distance themselves from you until they just ignore you all together. Then they block you on AOL Instant Messenger.
You've had it happen a few times, haven't you?

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:45 AM
Works for me.

Remember when you scrubbed your toilets the night before our first... um... The night before that one Sunday the Chiefs lost.

AWWWWW

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:45 AM
I always lower the seat because I have a nice toilet lid cover that I like to show off.
What? No pics?

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:45 AM
I've always wondered why don't they make a product that will color your toilet water a different color? They make blue, but why not green, or peach, or mauve? I think it would sell. You know, to match the color scheme.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:46 AM
Remember when you scrubbed your toilets the night before our first... um... The night before that one Sunday the Chiefs lost.

AWWWWW
Heh. They may not have been scrubbed since.

KCTitus
03-10-2006, 09:46 AM
My sister in law makes her husband sit down to pee.

She might have a golden vagina.

LOL...more like her husbands balls are in mason jar on your sisters night stand.

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:46 AM
You've had it happen a few times, haven't you?
Yea. The current one didn't get tired of me though. I'm thankful for that!

jspchief
03-10-2006, 09:47 AM
I've always wondered why don't they make a product that will color your toilet water a different color? They make blue, but why not green, or peach, or mauve? I think it would sell. You know, to match the color scheme.I know there are additives thta color it yellow or brown, and sometimes green if you eat too much blue frosting.

morphius
03-10-2006, 09:47 AM
I would put the lid down at Mom's house... cause she's got shelves above the toilet... and you don't want shit to fall off the shelves into the water.

There's nothing near the toilets at my house... so, they stand wide open.
I really have no idea what led me to this habbit, but I do it that way everywhere. Though I'm still waiting for some woman to bitch about accidently sitting on the lid...

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:47 AM
What? No pics?
It's a Chiefs toilet lid cover.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:48 AM
Heh. They may not have been scrubbed since.

...

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:49 AM
Do you know what's really awful? Bathroom with carpets. That is just a really really bad idea, especially in a college frat house.

KCTitus
03-10-2006, 09:50 AM
Do you know what's really awful? Bathroom with carpets. That is just a really really bad idea, especially in a college frat house.

ROFL...cause you cant hear which way you need to move to hit the water in complete darkness, right?

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:50 AM
Do you know what's really awful? Bathroom with carpets. That is just a really really bad idea, especially in a college frat house.
a) I agree. Stupid idea.
b) Holy crap. Have you really seen a carpeted bathroom in a fraternity house?

morphius
03-10-2006, 09:51 AM
clueless
You could always use your feet...

I'm just saying...

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 09:51 AM
a) I agree. Stupid idea.
b) Holy crap. Have you really seen a carpeted bathroom in a fraternity house?
Yes, but it was an unused bathroom. For obvious reasons.

Phobia
03-10-2006, 09:52 AM
Carpeted bathrooms is a pet peeve of mine. That's really nasty.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:54 AM
You could always use your feet...

I'm just saying...

We do in public. In private at someone elses home, thats a little rude.

At my home, I have a girls only bathroom. :p

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:55 AM
FYI, I'd be a big fan of a a home style urinal.

morphius
03-10-2006, 09:56 AM
We do in public. In private at someone elses home, thats a little rude.

At my home, I have a girls only bathroom. :p

How is that rude? Nobody should be in there with you to know what you are doing.

Is the toilet seat hot glue gunned down?

Iowanian
03-10-2006, 09:56 AM
Mythbusters CRUSHED that idea as false.

Sounds like Mer needs a new sign to hang over her sh!tter
"Players with short bats, please crowd the plate"



I like for the whole seat...even the solid one on top, to be down before flushing...after either gender...after either 1 or 2. I saw some Dateline episode once about how fecal matter in your toilet (even fecal residue in the toilet from #2's gone by) get aerosolized when you flush. That's why you shouldn't leave your toothbrush out on the counter either.

KCTitus
03-10-2006, 09:56 AM
FYI, I'd be a big fan of a a home style urinal.

Locally, many of the new houses are offering that option...I'd love to have it in both master and guest bathrooms.

Jenny Gump
03-10-2006, 09:57 AM
Mythbusters CRUSHED that idea as false.



Hmmm...had no idea. Thanks. That's an extra 2 kcals I won't have to expend a day.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 09:57 AM
FYI, I'd be a big fan of a a home style urinal.
Awesome. I look forward to seeing that in your house when you win the lottery.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 09:59 AM
How is that rude? Nobody should be in there with you to know what you are doing.

Is the toilet seat hot glue gunned down?

I don't need someone to see me be rude to be rude.

morphius
03-10-2006, 09:59 AM
FYI, I'd be a big fan of a a home style urinal.
You say that now, but you probably will not be saying that after End pukes in it...

morphius
03-10-2006, 10:01 AM
I don't need someone to see me be rude to be rude.
Which leads me back to my earlier statement. ALL of them are insane... :D

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:01 AM
You say that now, but you probably will not be saying that after End pukes in it...
I'm no f*cking amateur, buddy. I know better than to puke in sinks and urinals. That's what the toilet and outdoors is for.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:02 AM
Which leads me back to my earlier statement. ALL of them are insane... :D
Mine may be crazy, but at least she's right all the time.

Iowanian
03-10-2006, 10:02 AM
Back on task....

I adhered to a pretty strict "3 date rule" which has been outlined here in the past. Basically, thats 3 weeks, and I think in every instance, I either told the girl at the end of date 1,2, or 3....or made a phone call letting her know that I didn't think it was going to work out, and wished her well....or whatever.(exceptions for nutjobs or biatches).

It would have taken less button clicks to call her and let her know...and I don't think thats asking too much from anyone.

karma gonna gitcha.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 10:02 AM
You say that now, but you probably will not be saying that after End pukes in it...

Better the urinal than the floor.

Besides, I hear he's pretty good at projectile. And he's got good aim.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:04 AM
Better the urinal than the floor.

I'd rather mop it up off the floor than scoop it out of the urinal.

Assuming we're not in a carpeted bathroom, of course.

morphius
03-10-2006, 10:05 AM
Better the urinal than the floor.

Besides, I hear he's pretty good at projectile. And he's got good aim.
Oh no. I would take the floor, trust me on this.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 10:05 AM
Are we talking chunky you just ate a steak puke?

Or your typical hold on honey i have to choke down this shot watery puke?

Katipan
03-10-2006, 10:07 AM
I would like these home based urinals to have adequate puke flushing abilities.

Or my floors to be steel grates directly over the ocean.

morphius
03-10-2006, 10:07 AM
Are we talking chunky you just ate a steak puke?

Or your typical hold on honey i have to choke down this shot watery puke?
Chunky...

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:07 AM
Are we talking chunky you just ate a steak puke?

Or your typical hold on honey i have to choke down this shot watery puke?
I was assuming there would be solid matter.

I don't usually puke more than once a night anymore... but, if it's the second or beyond... and it's all liquid... yeah, the urinal is preferred to the floor. Obviously.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:07 AM
Or my floors to be steel grates directly over the ocean.

Well, then I don't even need a urinal anymore.

Phobia
03-10-2006, 10:08 AM
I will have a urinal. One day.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:08 AM
I will have a urinal. One day.
Will you be able to flush ten golf balls down it?

Katipan
03-10-2006, 10:08 AM
It would be rude to pee on my steel grates.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:09 AM
It would be rude to pee on my steel grates.
I'd aim for the slats.

luv
03-10-2006, 10:18 AM
I've tried explaining this to every woman I know, for some reason they can't comprehend this point of view.

Why should the men have to do all the work when it comes to toilet seat position? We already have to lift it every time. Is it that hard for them to look down and lower the seat?

If women are so concerned as to the position of the seat, it should be their responsibility to move it.

I can piss whether the seat is up or down. It's my courtesy that makes me lift it, so their lazy ass can put it back down.
We bear children, wash dishes, do laundry, clean house, cook dinner....

And you're bitching about us asking you to have the simple courtesy to put the seat back down?

Phobia
03-10-2006, 10:21 AM
Will you be able to flush ten golf balls down it?
no

morphius
03-10-2006, 10:22 AM
We bear children, wash dishes, do laundry, clean house, cook dinner....

And you're bitching about us asking you to have the simple courtesy to put the seat back down?
Damn, you do all that for your men? Damn it!

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:22 AM
We bear children, wash dishes, do laundry, clean house, cook dinner....

And you're bitching about us asking you to have the simple courtesy to put the seat back down?
It's not the putting the seat down that's such a big deal. It's the bitching on the topic. Of all the things for women to choose as their rallying cry... this is what they came up with?

luv
03-10-2006, 10:28 AM
It's not the putting the seat down that's such a big deal. It's the bitching on the topic. Of all the things for women to choose as their rallying cry... this is what they came up with?
Oh, there are plenty of others. Men tend to supply us with plenty of ammo. :)

Katipan
03-10-2006, 10:31 AM
It's not the putting the seat down that's such a big deal. It's the bitching on the topic. Of all the things for women to choose as their rallying cry... this is what they came up with?

Would you like me to pick a different topic?

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:32 AM
Would you like me to pick a different topic?
You didn't pick this one.

bkkcoh
03-10-2006, 10:33 AM
Oh, there are plenty of others. Men tend to supply us with plenty of ammo. :)


and the same couldn't be said for the men to complain about... :banghead:

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 10:36 AM
and the same couldn't be said for the men to complain about... :banghead:
Yeah, that whole monthly bleeding thing really bums me out.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:37 AM
Yeah, that whole monthly bleeding thing really bums me out.
That can be fixed.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 10:37 AM
You didn't pick this one.

I will support my fellow domineering brazen sluts.

luv
03-10-2006, 10:37 AM
Yeah, that whole monthly bleeding thing really bums me out.
You, too?

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 10:37 AM
I will support my fellow domineering brazen sluts.
You're a real team player.

Demonpenz
03-10-2006, 11:37 AM
I probably would just go ahead and call her if it's after nine it's free. No sense in wasting money on her now.

duncan_idaho
03-10-2006, 02:10 PM
First the break up... then the great toilet-seat debate...

Man, that was classless and cowardly. The last girl I broke up with after three weeks mourned the relationship for months (see the psycho ex thread for details)... can't even imagine what she would have done if I'd broken up in a text...

As for the toilet seat...

My girlfriend and I have a home field advantage rule. I put it down at her apartment, she puts it up at mine.

Of course, I'm lazy and I have good aim (it's all about focusing on what you're doing and nothing else :) ), so I usually leave the toilet seat in the condition in which it was found.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 02:42 PM
We bear children, wash dishes, do laundry, clean house, cook dinner....You might have me at bear children, but the rest I do myself. Even when I was married. Course my ex-wife couldn't cook and was messier than I am.

Sure-Oz
03-10-2006, 02:51 PM
A friend of mine that i was seeing tried that shit over email, lets say she was a pussy about stuff and couldn't talk to me about it, i talked to her face to face and she couldnt say jack and just agreed with me. Cowardly i say...now she tries to keep in touch thru emails and texts, too pussy to call....

I wouldn't text someone personally, i would've atleast given a call.

KCChiefsMan
03-10-2006, 04:42 PM
This text messaging thing didn't happen. KCChiefsman tells big lies. Remember the phoney broken nose?

wow, of course I couldn't get a girl, I chat on this site right?

Katipan
03-10-2006, 04:44 PM
words hurt

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 05:35 PM
wow, of course I couldn't get a girl, I chat on this site right?
I didn't say you can't get a girl, I said you make shit up like the "attack" you vividly described then forgot you told us about it. I doubt you really text messaged that chick.