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Mr. Kotter
03-10-2006, 12:38 PM
Inspired by BD's rant over in D.C.

Heh....

Poll to follow.... :)

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 12:48 PM
Oh yeah? Time for Troy's semi-annual "they're turning us into pussies" rant, eh?

Logical
03-10-2006, 12:51 PM
Oh yeah? Time for Troy's semi-annual "they're turning us into pussies" rant, eh?

Yes, it is over in DC, pretty funny but not up to the usual standards. I don't think he was drunk this time.

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2006, 12:57 PM
I tried to cover the bases......but I'm sure I left some of you out. Pick whatever is closest, and share the details of your manliness.

For example:

"I'd own every espisode of The Man-Show if I really had time to spend with my DVD collection."

Katipan
03-10-2006, 12:58 PM
I picked "manly-man, but secure enough that I can wear pink and I like wine on occasion as a change from beer ; and if you make fun of me, I'll kick your ass...or at least try."

except i don't like wine.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 12:59 PM
I'm not much for wine, either.

NewChief
03-10-2006, 01:00 PM
I wear Carhartts, do all my own construction work, work out, fish, chew tobacco, and own plenty of guns.

That being said, I'm also sensitive to my wife's needs, drink wine, enjoy art, read good literature, cook a good meal, and have quite a few gay friends, both male and female, and I haven't been in a physical confrontation since high school. If you made fun of me, I'd probably either laugh in your face or give you shit back.

Lurch
03-10-2006, 01:01 PM
I picked "manly-man, but secure enough that I can wear pink and I like wine on occasion as a change from beer ; and if you make fun of me, I'll kick your ass...or at least try."

except i don't like wine.

Let me be the first to say....you've changed my image of she-males altogether.

Dunit35
03-10-2006, 01:02 PM
The I make Chuck Norris tremble with fear option can't be real. Nobody makes Chuck Norris tremble with fear, NOBODY.

Donger
03-10-2006, 01:02 PM
I don't really fit into any of these categories.

Logical
03-10-2006, 01:02 PM
Of those choices I guess I am a Gaz kind of man. Got plenty of testosterone but no overt need to defend it by proving it to others. Knows how to make fun of himself and take a ribbing. For a guy with all my health problems I am pretty fit though so picking a category that includes smoking, fat, etc just did not work.

Lurch
03-10-2006, 01:02 PM
I wear Carhartts, do all my own construction work, work out, fish, chew tobacco, and own plenty of guns.

That being said, I'm also sensitive to my wife's needs, drink wine, enjoy art, read good literature, cook a good meal, and have quite a few gay friends, both male and female, and I haven't been in a physical confrontation since high school. If you made fun of me, I'd probably either laugh in your face or give you shit back.

So you are in denial, eh? Come on man, it's the 21st Century. Your wife will understand.

Lurch
03-10-2006, 01:03 PM
Of those choices I guess I am a Gaz kind of man. Got plenty of testosterone but no overt need to defend it by proving it to others. Knows how to make fun of himself and take a ribbing. For a guy with all my health problems I am pretty fit though so picking a category that includes smoking, fat, etc just did not work.

Bet you have a hairy back at your age.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 01:04 PM
Knows how to make fun of himself and take a ribbing.And by "ribbing" he means a Trojan Ribbed up the poopchute from his homo libbie friends.

jspchief
03-10-2006, 01:04 PM
I'm the type of man that thinks dragging DC squabbles over to the lounge is pathetic. But I didn't see that in the choices.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 01:04 PM
Let me be the first to say....you've changed my image of she-males altogether.

I just hope you aren't the last.

Logical
03-10-2006, 01:05 PM
Bet you have a hairy back at your age.No I was one of those people blessed not to have a single hair on my back ever.

Logical
03-10-2006, 01:06 PM
And by "ribbing" he means a Trojan Ribbed up the poopchute from his homo libbie friends.Damn you Keg.ROFL

Lurch
03-10-2006, 01:07 PM
I just hope you aren't the last.

ENDelt will be happy to provide a testimonial at an appropriate time, I presume.

keg in kc
03-10-2006, 01:07 PM
No I was one of those people blessed not to have a single hair on my back ever.I don't think of mine as back hair; it's a love carpet for my bitch ho's to grab onto while I piledrive them and then leave them via text message.

NewChief
03-10-2006, 01:08 PM
So you are in denial, eh? Come on man, it's the 21st Century. Your wife will understand.

You'd probalby have more luck finding a date on at some site other than a football BBS.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 01:09 PM
You'd think so, huh.

Cochise
03-10-2006, 01:09 PM
Liking wine is fine, liking the occasional chick movie is fine, but no man with any vestige of pride left in his life would wear pink. It's not f*cking salmon either.

Saulbadguy
03-10-2006, 01:10 PM
I drink beer, but i'll drink wine when its available. I don't have a pallet for wine yet, but some day I will.

Reaper16
03-10-2006, 01:11 PM
I picked the yin/yang balanced option. I enjoy nature and writing poetry, yet I hunt and fish and watch sports constantly. It's a wild, but balanced mix.

go bowe
03-10-2006, 01:12 PM
Inspired by BD's rant over in D.C.

Heh....

Poll to follow.... :)HOORAY! HOORAY!

kotter's back, i mean BACK...

ooooh, let the good times roll... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Reaper16
03-10-2006, 01:12 PM
I'll wear pink. I enjoy colors. I also enjoy color matching in my wardrobe, usually matched to my shoes. However, I'm a simple jeans and t shirt guy when it comes to said wardrobe.

oldandslow
03-10-2006, 01:13 PM
Donger and I agree....

these categories do not fit.

I am married, older, in pretty good shape, like wine (red and very dry, thank you) and do not feel the need to prove myself to many people. I am a progressive Christian who feels fundamentalists have taken too much ground in my faith.

I tend to be a loner, have tasted combat, like to hunt, have a garden that covers an acre, have chickens and, on occasion, drive an old beat up pick-up.

On the other hand, I am also a raving environmentalist, am a tenured professor, love classical music, drive a Prius, and have a best friend who is gay.

I think most people are difficult to label, btw.

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2006, 01:14 PM
I'm the type of man that thinks dragging DC squabbles over to the lounge is pathetic. But I didn't see that in the choices.

Lighten up, Vern. It's the off-season. ;)

Radar Chief
03-10-2006, 01:20 PM
I wear Carhartts, do all my own construction work, work out, fish, chew tobacco, and own plenty of guns.

That being said, I'm also sensitive to my wife's needs, drink wine, enjoy art, read good literature, cook a good meal, and have quite a few gay friends, both male and female, and I haven't been in a physical confrontation since high school. If you made fun of me, I'd probably either laugh in your face or give you shit back.

Ha, Fag. :p ROFL

Radar Chief
03-10-2006, 01:21 PM
Liking wine is fine, liking the occasional chick movie is fine, but no man with any vestige of pride left in his life would wear pink. It's not f*cking salmon either.

‘Cause Johnny Cash wouldn’t wear salmon even if it wasn't considered pink. ;)

Count Alex's Wins
03-10-2006, 01:22 PM
A modern and senstive man, who has achieved the perfect balance of testosterone and estrogen--the ying and yang, are in balance. My lawyer will kick your ass, if you touch me.

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2006, 01:25 PM
HOORAY! HOORAY!

kotter's back, i mean BACK...

ooooh, let the good times roll... PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ PBJ

Kotter or SDChiefsfan :shrug:

:p

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 01:54 PM
You'd think so, huh.
Well, when you're as irresistable as I am... really anyplace has potential.

Lurch
03-10-2006, 02:00 PM
You'd probalby have more luck finding a date on at some site other than a football BBS.
Damn. I was too obvious wasn't I? I still believe in chivalry. Does that change your mind? LOL

Katipan
03-10-2006, 02:04 PM
Well, when you're as irresistable as I am... really anyplace has potential.

Roman Baths?

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 02:09 PM
Roman Baths?
I dunno. Just to be safe I'll avoid them.

Rain Man
03-10-2006, 02:34 PM
I'm a complex male. I'm part George "The Animal" Steele, part Leonardi Da Vinci, part George Costanza, part former president James Garfield, part Wally from Dilbert, part Chiang Kai Shek, and part Phoebe from Friends. It gets very confusing in here sometimes.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 02:35 PM
Hey Rain Man.... go chew up the turnbuckle!

Rain Man
03-10-2006, 02:44 PM
Hey Rain Man.... go chew up the turnbuckle!

http://www.skulltheheel.com/animal.jpg

Boozer
03-10-2006, 03:57 PM
Of those choices I guess I am a Gaz kind of man. Got plenty of testosterone but no overt need to defend it by proving it to others. Knows how to make fun of himself and take a ribbing. For a guy with all my health problems I am pretty fit though so picking a category that includes smoking, fat, etc just did not work.

Right on.

I guess I'm manly enough to not have to be concerned about my manliness, or have a constant need for reassurance of my manliness.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 04:03 PM
It's easy to feel manly when you're three feet taller than your SO.

Boozer
03-10-2006, 04:11 PM
It's easy to feel manly when you're three feet taller than your SO.

No, that makes me feel like a giant. If you check out the "How tall are you" poll, you'll note I checked the "8'0" or more" option.

Skip Towne
03-10-2006, 04:12 PM
It's easy to feel manly when you're three feet taller than your SO.
Mer is 3 feet tall?

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 04:14 PM
No.

Katipan
03-10-2006, 04:20 PM
That would be so cool if I was.

ENDelt260
03-10-2006, 04:21 PM
Would you still be able to reach the top of the stove?

SNR
03-10-2006, 04:24 PM
I think wine is tasty... is that a problem?

blueballs
03-10-2006, 05:12 PM
As long as you have not willingly had another man's cock in your mouth it should not matter.

stevieray
03-10-2006, 05:45 PM
I'm Elvis.

SNR
03-10-2006, 06:07 PM
As long as you have not willingly had another man's cock in your mouth it should not matter.Or in any oriface for that matter...

Mr. Kotter
03-10-2006, 07:04 PM
I think wine is tasty... is that a problem?

Expensive or cheap stuff? :hmmm:

Ah hell, as long as you don't need a cracker and cheese to "cleanse the pallet" it don't matter--it's okay. :p

Iowanian
03-10-2006, 07:23 PM
I gave Chuck Norris a piggyback ride after Bill Braskey paid me to put the pipe to his wife.