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Rain Man
03-11-2006, 03:13 PM
Third-grade poll to follow.

Katipan
03-11-2006, 03:19 PM
"Lift and carry twice as much," so long as my arms don't get all beefy and I lose my neck.

ENDelt260
03-11-2006, 03:20 PM
I guess the lift and carry thing. I don't have much use for runnin' and jumpin'... but, I do occassionally have to pick stuff up.

Demonpenz
03-11-2006, 03:22 PM
cum longer and harder

Bowser
03-11-2006, 03:22 PM
Life and carry.


As long as I get the Ah-nold voice, too.

CoMoChief
03-11-2006, 03:23 PM
cum longer and harder


Wow thats disturbing. If I ran and jumped higher and further by 50%, I would be playing college bball right now.

ENDelt260
03-11-2006, 03:23 PM
cum longer and harder
Awesome.

I just want to be able to do it on command.

Katipan
03-11-2006, 03:23 PM
cum longer and harder

You want to be a girl?

go bowe
03-11-2006, 03:27 PM
Awesome.

I just want to be able to do it on command.another ron jeremy, huh? :p :p :p

go bowe
03-11-2006, 03:30 PM
You want to be a girl?for that particular aspect of it, yes...

yes, i would...

at least once, so i could remember what it was like... :) :) :)

Rain Man
03-11-2006, 03:32 PM
for that particular aspect of it, yes...

yes, i would...

at least once, so i could remember what it was like... :) :) :)


You were a girl once?




For the record, I chose jumping. It seems like it would come in handy for changing light bulbs.

Reaper16
03-11-2006, 03:32 PM
jumping really high would rule

Katipan
03-11-2006, 03:36 PM
for that particular aspect of it, yes...

yes, i would...

at least once, so i could remember what it was like... :) :) :)

It's a combination of a heart attack that feels good and that suction gripping thing you get when you plunge a toilet clear of it's shit.

JBucc
03-11-2006, 03:37 PM
Lifting stuff is much more practical, but if you could run and jump you could be in the NFL or some other league and make millions

ENDelt260
03-11-2006, 03:39 PM
Lifting stuff is much more practical, but if you could run and jump you could be in the NFL or some other league and make millions
My running and jumping would have to improve by a lot more than 33 or 50 percent to make me a professional athelete.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2006, 03:40 PM
50% smarter and 50% better memory would prolly be better than all the available options in the long term.

ENDelt260
03-11-2006, 03:41 PM
50% smarter and 50% better memory would prolly be better than all the available options in the long term.
Can I pick the area I get smarter in?

Frazod
03-11-2006, 03:43 PM
I'd trade all that crap for the ability to simply GROW HAIR ON MY F#CKING HEAD again. :#

Bowser
03-11-2006, 03:43 PM
Can I pick the area I get smarter in?

No, but you would rule at Trivial Pursuit.

ENDelt260
03-11-2006, 03:45 PM
No, but you would rule at Trivial Pursuit.
I already do.

Skip Towne
03-11-2006, 03:45 PM
My running and jumping would have to improve by a lot more than 33 or 50 percent to make me a professional athelete.
Yeh, me too. I got good looks instead.

4th and Long
03-11-2006, 03:46 PM
I'd trade all that crap for the ability to simply GROW HAIR ON MY F#CKING HEAD again. :#
I'd like to have some sort of photo-gray eye ability to deflect the light that enters my eys, especially when I'm around old hairless fraz. :p

ENDelt260
03-11-2006, 03:47 PM
Yeh, me too. I got good looks instead.
I'm charming, too.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2006, 03:52 PM
Can I pick the area I get smarter in?

i would think that "smarter" would include ALL areas.

you would be smarter is whatever you chose to do

Nightwish
03-11-2006, 05:58 PM
How come "shoot energy beams from my hands" isn't on the poll?

Cochise
03-11-2006, 06:27 PM
Shape-shifting would be the best power ever.

Mr. Laz
03-11-2006, 07:20 PM
Shape-shifting would be the best power ever.
nah ... time manipulation (ie Time travel etc) is the best power EVAH!


doesn't matter what happens ... you can always change/fix it


shape-shifting comes in 2nd though imo

Count Alex's Losses
03-11-2006, 07:24 PM
I wanted X-Ray Vision. This poll sucks.

chiefs4me
03-11-2006, 07:37 PM
I'd trade all that crap for the ability to simply GROW HAIR ON MY F#CKING HEAD again. :#








damn, I don't know if I should laugh or cry,....I think I assumed most bald men wanted it that way...:shrug:

Cochise
03-11-2006, 07:41 PM
nah ... time manipulation (ie Time travel etc) is the best power EVAH!


doesn't matter what happens ... you can always change/fix it


shape-shifting comes in 2nd though imo

Well, if we are going into comic book territory, there were some people even a level above that who could simply bend reality to their will. So instead of going back to change something they didn't like, hoping they could affect it the way they wanted with no negative consequences, they could simply just change things on a whim. So altering reality would seem to be even better :D

cdcox
03-11-2006, 11:20 PM
I had decent speed when I was younger, and still think I could turn a 5.0 in the 40.

33% faster would give me a 3.76 second 40. I've got a feeling I could milk a few years of being NFL WR at that speed, even with the rest of my shortcomings.

T-post Tom
03-11-2006, 11:24 PM
What about the power of Gaz?

Phobia
03-11-2006, 11:38 PM
I had decent speed when I was younger, and still think I could turn a 5.0 in the 40.

33% faster would give me a 3.76 second 40. I've got a feeling I could milk a few years of being NFL WR at that speed, even with the rest of my shortcomings.

I think you're cheating with numbers.

Rudy lost the toss
03-12-2006, 01:43 AM
the running thing would allow me to be an Olympic gold medalist in multiple events. Lifting and jumping wouldn't, so Ill go with running

luv
03-12-2006, 01:46 AM
I went with lift and carry. A few more weeks and I should be able to do that again.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:48 AM
I'd trade all that crap for the ability to simply GROW HAIR ON MY F#CKING HEAD again. :#

Never understood that.

Frankly, once it's gone I won't miss it.

luv
03-12-2006, 01:58 AM
Never understood that.

Frankly, once it's gone I won't miss it.
If we're adding our own thngs to the list, then I gotta say the ability to go through life without PMS.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 02:03 AM
If we're adding our own thngs to the list, then I gotta say the ability to go through life without PMS.

And if you apply that to the sex as a whole I'd agree.

luv
03-12-2006, 02:05 AM
And if you apply that to the sex as a whole I'd agree.
Sure. All women could have the ability. Who am I to be greedy?

Baconeater
03-12-2006, 02:07 AM
If we're adding our own thngs to the list, then I gotta say the ability to go through life without PMS.

Sorry, I'll never PM you again if they bother you that much.

luv
03-12-2006, 02:09 AM
Sorry, I'll never PM you again if they bother you that much.
Not to worry, yours are about the only ones that bother me, but I have a pretty high BS tolerence.

Baconeater
03-12-2006, 02:12 AM
Not to worry, yours are about the only ones that bother me, but I have a pretty high BS tolerence.

:harumph: I'm going to start filling your mailbox now.

luv
03-12-2006, 02:15 AM
:harumph: I'm going to start filling your mailbox now.
:p

Rausch
03-12-2006, 02:27 AM
Not to worry, yours are about the only ones that bother me, but I have a pretty high BS tolerence.
ROFL

wazu
03-12-2006, 08:38 AM
I chose running. I'm thinking that puts me at a 40 time that beats any NFL player. Surely I could have made it as a kick returner or something.

58-4ever
03-12-2006, 08:45 AM
Wow thats disturbing. If I ran and jumped higher and further by 50%, I would be playing college bball right now.

Right

ChiefButthurt
03-12-2006, 08:46 AM
I agree with gochiefs, this poll doesn't have all the options listed. I want to be a better finish carpenter, I've got stuff to do around the house. Although I'll need to buy more power tools.

Rain Man
03-12-2006, 11:16 AM
Well, if we are going into comic book territory [jumps up and down like angry gorilla], there were some people even a level above that who could simply bend reality to their will [clucks like a chicken]. So instead of going back to change something they didn't like [makes hubba-hubba noises at passing woman], hoping they could affect it the way they wanted with no negative consequences [punches self in face several times], they could simply just change things on a whim. So altering reality would seem to be even better :D

Hey, you're right.

PastorMikH
03-12-2006, 01:31 PM
I really don't need any more muscle. I really don't need to jump higher. I also really don't need to be able to run 33% faster since I don't even run at half speed very often.

What I do need is the added ability to eat all the Pizza I want without gaining weight.

big nasty kcnut
03-12-2006, 01:38 PM
I would love super speed. To be able slow everything down and strip and unstrip a girl super quick. Also to mess with everybody and walk on water.

Sure-Oz
03-12-2006, 01:39 PM
i can jump and run fine just the lifting part i have issues with.

Sure-Oz
03-12-2006, 01:40 PM
I would love super speed. To be able slow everything down and strip and unstrip a girl super quick. Also to mess with everybody and walk on water.
from what you're saying, im glad you dont have those powers.

Count Alex's Losses
03-12-2006, 02:22 PM
I really don't need any more muscle. I really don't need to jump higher. I also really don't need to be able to run 33% faster since I don't even run at half speed very often.

What I do need is the added ability to eat all the Pizza I want without gaining weight.

Here's a man with a realistic view of what it means to be an American.