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Fat Elvis
03-11-2006, 09:58 PM
http://www.feministing.com/


Link for site of actual product (NSFW):

http://www.riechmichund.com/

Ebolapox
03-11-2006, 10:05 PM
eh, it's no sex panther

-EB-

T-post Tom
03-11-2006, 11:45 PM
What next? "Anus?"

Spicy McHaggis
03-11-2006, 11:55 PM
What next? "Anus?"

Only if you swing that way.

greg63
03-12-2006, 12:36 AM
Rausch will be along in 3,2,1...

BigRock
03-12-2006, 01:06 AM
Does it come in a variety of scents? I'd hate to pick up a bottle and not realize until later that I'd gotten the "Hildegard", made from a 280 pound East German woman who works in a bratwurst factory.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:25 AM
Rausch will be along in 3,2,1...

These next-gen krauts are the biggest ****ing ebarrassment since the Kaiser lost WWI.

The VW commericals were born to suck. They're funny because they're uber-cheese.

With this I hang my head like when a buddy says "Dude, I saw this German porno and..."

:shake:

RealSNR
03-12-2006, 01:33 AM
These next-gen krauts are the biggest ****ing ebarrassment since the Kaiser lost WWI.

The VW commericals were born to suck. They're funny because they're uber-cheese.

With this I hang my head like when a buddy says "Dude, I saw this German porno and..."

:shake:Been to downtown Berlin lately? My God, the entire male population of Germany has turned metrosexual :shake:

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:59 AM
Been to downtown Berlin lately? My God, the entire male population of Germany has turned metrosexual :shake:


The whole country is a cesspool of socialism. ****ing disgrace.

Right now those ****s are only a 1/2 step above the frogs, if that...

T-post Tom
03-12-2006, 09:29 AM
Only if you swing that way.

Ummmm....recent rumors have it that sexual activity involving the anus has taken place in heterosexual relationships. Just rumors though.

KCFalcon59
03-12-2006, 10:23 AM
Ummmm....recent rumors have it that sexual activity involving the anus has taken place in heterosexual relationships. Just rumors though.

Be sure to brush your teeth and gargle with a strong mouthwash. If you like that sort of thing.

:)

unlurking
03-12-2006, 12:13 PM
They also suggest the perfumer comes with a companion fragrance called “Nut Sack.”

ROFL

gblowfish
03-12-2006, 12:15 PM
Smells like the lavatory door on a tuna trawler!

StcChief
03-12-2006, 01:06 PM
Smells like the lavatory door on a tuna trawler!
ROFL ROFL

Prison Bitch
01-10-2017, 10:47 AM
Germany Green Party pledges to pay for free sex with prostitutes for anyone who needs...
1/10/2017, 12:34:57 AM · by aquila48 · 23 replies
Daily Mail ^ | 9 January 2017 | ALLAN HALL

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans. The party's care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night. Prostitution is legal in Germany and carries little of the taboos associated with it in many other countries. There are brothels in virtually every town and a trend recently began with working girls offering 'sexual assistance' to dementia sufferers, the handicapped and people living in care homes

KC Tattoo
01-10-2017, 12:01 PM
Germany Green Party pledges to pay for free sex with prostitutes for anyone who needs...
1/10/2017, 12:34:57 AM · by aquila48 · 23 replies
Daily Mail ^ | 9 January 2017 | ALLAN HALL

Sex with prostitutes will be paid for by the Government for anyone too poor for a hooker and deemed to need sexual assistance under German Green Party plans. The party's care spokeswoman Elisabeth Scharfenberg says doctors should have the right to issue the free prescriptions to their patients for ladies of the night. Prostitution is legal in Germany and carries little of the taboos associated with it in many other countries. There are brothels in virtually every town and a trend recently began with working girls offering 'sexual assistance' to dementia sufferers, the handicapped and people living in care homes

Germany has never been a place to think of vacation but :hmmm:

BigRichard
01-10-2017, 12:08 PM
Germany has never been a place to think of vacation but :hmmm:

I have had to pay for everyone else's kids through taxes... why shouldn't everyone else need to pay for my hookers(and blow).

KC Tattoo
01-10-2017, 12:15 PM
I have had to pay for everyone else's kids through taxes... why shouldn't everyone else need to pay for my hookers(and blow).

Prostitution is legal in Germany so wouldn't go to jail for solicitating a prostitute and being a John.

And they say we are the free country.

saphojunkie
01-10-2017, 12:16 PM
Germany has never been a place to think of vacation but :hmmm:

For other reasons, I have to say... Germany is an outstanding place for a vacation. Just got back from Munich, which is essentially Disneyland castles surrounded by sausage and beer and schnitzel as far as the eye can see.

Can't recommend enough.

gblowfish
01-10-2017, 01:19 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2TyGIn3DmrA" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

gblowfish
01-10-2017, 01:24 PM
BTW: They probably make that "perfume" in an old folks home in New Jersey...