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T-post Tom
03-11-2006, 10:39 PM
http://www.askthedust-movie.com/indexflash.html

Selma nude on the beach. What more do you need to know?

cdcox
03-11-2006, 10:41 PM
Mr. FAX will be all over this thread.

Dunit35
03-11-2006, 10:43 PM
It looks like I'll be checking this movie out when it comes out.

jspchief
03-11-2006, 10:43 PM
Salma, not Selma

Dunit35
03-11-2006, 10:44 PM
Salma, not Selma

I personally don't care how she spells her name.

jspchief
03-11-2006, 10:45 PM
I personally don't care how she spells her name.It could easily be confused as Selma Blair, who is infintely hotter than Salma Hayek.

Dunit35
03-11-2006, 10:48 PM
It could easily be confused as Selma Blair, who is infintely hotter than Salma Hayek.


Penelope Cruz has them both beat.

KCChiefsMan
03-11-2006, 10:50 PM
It could easily be confused as Selma Blair, who is infintely hotter than Salma Hayek.

I'll have to go ahead and disagree with that one

T-post Tom
03-11-2006, 10:54 PM
Penelope Cruz has them both beat.

Who in turn is slightly nudged by Paz Vega. Oh, let the fantasies begin...

jspchief
03-11-2006, 11:00 PM
Why does Colin Farrell keep getting jobs? I'm losing count of the number of movies that might have been good if not for him being in them.

milkman
03-11-2006, 11:43 PM
Penelope Cruz has them both beat.

I have no idea who Selma Blair is, but no way in hell is Cruz hotter than Salma Hayek.

milkman
03-11-2006, 11:45 PM
Why does Colin Farrell keep getting jobs? I'm losing count of the number of movies that might have been good if not for him being in them.

I feel the same way about that guy from SNL.

Can't think of any movie I've seen with Farrel

Dunit35
03-11-2006, 11:56 PM
I feel the same way about that guy from SNL.

Can't think of any movie I've seen with Farrel

I noticed that Jimmy Fallon was in Band of Brothers. Just for an episode and he had like two lines.

DaneMcCloud
03-11-2006, 11:59 PM
It could easily be confused as Selma Blair, who is infintely hotter than Salma Hayek.

I guess you like girls that are built like boys, instead of real women

Spicy McHaggis
03-12-2006, 12:03 AM
I noticed that Jimmy Fallon was in Band of Brothers. Just for an episode and he had like two lines.

Did he stare at the camera and laugh the whole time?

greg63
03-12-2006, 12:04 AM
Is this an educational film? :p :D

milkman
03-12-2006, 12:06 AM
I noticed that Jimmy Fallon was in Band of Brothers. Just for an episode and he had like two lines.

Don't know who Fallon is, either.

Unless he's the little sidekick from SNL to the guy I'm talking about that was in the movie "Anchorman".

Nightwish
03-12-2006, 12:19 AM
I have no idea who Selma Blair is, but no way in hell is Cruz hotter than Salma Hayek.
Selma Blair is definitely a hottie, and quite possibly moreso than Salma Hayek. She played Stevie Wayne in the recent remake of "The Fog." Paz Vega (Spanglish) is definitely way up there, too! But Penelope Cruz? Nah, she just doesn't quite cut it, unless you like that heroin chic look.

DaneMcCloud
03-12-2006, 12:46 AM
Selma Blair is definitely a hottie, and quite possibly moreso than Salma Hayek. She played Stevie Wayne in the recent remake of "The Fog." Paz Vega (Spanglish) is definitely way up there, too! But Penelope Cruz? Nah, she just doesn't quite cut it, unless you like that heroin chic look.


Wow, that's two votes for little boy love. Selma's weighs about 110 pounds, is married to Ahmet Zappa and is lucky if she has enough to fill an A cup bra.

Salma Hayak is single, tan, has an incredible body and very nice C cups.

How can there be any debate?

ENDelt260
03-12-2006, 12:49 AM
Why does Colin Farrell keep getting jobs? I'm losing count of the number of movies that might have been good if not for him being in them.
Cause he's a ****ing riot at the wrap party.

Nightwish
03-12-2006, 01:23 AM
Salma Hayak is single, tan, has an incredible body and very nice C cups.
She's also almost 40. Whether or not she's married couldn't be less meaningful, as there's a snowball's chance in hell that any of us would get any of them, single or not. As for the respective breast size, not every heterosexual guy goes for the voluptuous hourglass Playboy figure. It's practically cliche these days.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:28 AM
If someone were to make a Selma and Penelope Cruise lesbo pr0n flick I could die happy 2 hours later...

luv
03-12-2006, 01:30 AM
If someone were to make a Selma and Penelope Cruise lesbo pr0n flick I could die happy 2 hours later...
Like it would take you that long. :shake:

ENDelt260
03-12-2006, 01:32 AM
Hahahaha.... did someone just describe a woman's figure as cliche?

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:34 AM
Like it would take you that long. :shake:

BS.

I want three good tosses, minimum...

luv
03-12-2006, 01:52 AM
BS.

I want three good tosses, minimum...
Okay, so 45 minutes?

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:55 AM
Okay, so 45 minutes?

If I get my money's worth I don't care if it's 4.5 minutes.

luv
03-12-2006, 02:01 AM
If I get my money's worth I don't care if it's 4.5 minutes.
ROFL

DaneMcCloud
03-12-2006, 02:32 AM
She's also almost 40. Whether or not she's married couldn't be less meaningful, as there's a snowball's chance in hell that any of us would get any of them, single or not. As for the respective breast size, not every heterosexual guy goes for the voluptuous hourglass Playboy figure. It's practically cliche these days.

Obviously, you've not seen Selma or Ahmet Zappa in person. He's funny as hell, but she definitely went down several notches in my book when she married him.

As for the respective breast size, not every heterosexual guy goes for the voluptuous hourglass Playboy figure. It's practically cliche these days.

Gee, sorry you're not into big ol' boobies. An educated guess would say you're in the minority. Of course it's not a necessity, but it's kinda like getting the Mercedes with power windows and sunroof, instead of manuals. Both are nice, but one's little nicer...

there's a snowball's chance in hell that any of us would get any of them, single or not.

Speak for yourself, Kemosabe :)

Nightwish
03-12-2006, 03:22 AM
Hahahaha.... did someone just describe a woman's figure as cliche?No, I described the obsession with the Hollywood/Playboy standard of beauty as cliche. Apparently, there are a few people whose brains are still drowned in frat beer and overblown testosterone who haven't yet figured out that that standard is fading. to be replaced by something a bit more natural looking.

Nightwish
03-12-2006, 03:23 AM
Speak for yourself, Kemosabe :)
Well, as soon as you manage to bed Salma Hayek, you be sure and let us know. And don't forget the pictures, as I'm sure you won't expect us to take your word for it!

Dunit35
03-12-2006, 03:38 AM
Did he stare at the camera and laugh the whole time?


No but I felt like he shouldn't of been in it though.

andoman
03-12-2006, 07:52 AM
Pics people, PICS!!!!

andoman
03-12-2006, 08:12 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=54923
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Selma_Blair_as_Cecile_Caldwell.jpg
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=54921
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=54922

Sully
03-12-2006, 09:39 AM
If someone were to make a Selma and Penelope Cruise lesbo pr0n flick I could die happy 2 hours later...
There is a movie on cable every once in a while with Penelope Cruz and Charlize Theron as lovers.

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:05 AM
How about Salma and Ashllie Judd?


http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1504-SalmaHayek&AshleyJudd@Frida.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:09 AM
Salma Hayek and Jeanne Tripplehorn



http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/c/cma-Salma_Hayek&Jeanne_Tripplehorn-Timecode.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:11 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/Salma~Hayek-celebritiesuncensored25-beercaps.jpg

jspchief
03-12-2006, 10:11 AM
I guess you like girls that are built like boys, instead of real womenHeh. Someone has a different idea of what beauty is, so you make a theinly veiled gay jab.

Maybe you should tell us more about all your Hollywood conquests and drop a few more names.

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:12 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/SalmaHayek@AftertheSunset-SpecialFeatures-CMA.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:13 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/SalmaHayek@AftertheSunset-DeletedScene-1-CMA.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:14 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/SalmaHayek@AftertheSunset-3-CMA.jpg

jspchief
03-12-2006, 10:15 AM
Great job spamming this thread with grainy poor quality pics. :thumb:

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:15 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/s/SalmaHayek@AftertheSunset-1-CMA.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:16 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/n/NS_SalmaHayek_Vid01.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:19 AM
She is really good at working on cars too.





http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM3695-SalmaHayek@AfterTheSunset-2.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:22 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM2418-SalmaHayek@FromDuskTillDawn-4.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:24 AM
Schoolgirl stripper Salma.


http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1965-SalmaHayek@Dogma.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:25 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1618-SalmaHayek@FromDuskTillDawn-3.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:26 AM
I wouldn't mmind letting her hold my snake.


http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1617-SalmaHayek@FromDuskTillDawn-2.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:27 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1616-SalmaHayek@FromDuskTillDawn-1.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:28 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM1507-SalmaHayek@Frida-3.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:29 AM
http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/b/bM0147-SalmaHayek@LaGranVida.jpg

ChiefsKing
03-12-2006, 10:34 AM
Links NSFW. contains nude Salma


http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/2428


http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/7307


http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/7305


http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/5724

http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/7290

DaneMcCloud
03-12-2006, 10:48 AM
Heh. Someone has a different idea of what beauty is, so you make a theinly veiled gay jab.

Maybe you should tell us more about all your Hollywood conquests and drop a few more names.

Just having some fun. Nothing more. Sorry if I offended.

FAX
03-12-2006, 10:50 AM
My compliments, Mr. T-post Tom. I nominate your thread for the Hall of Classics.

I was hoping, however, that she would leave the movie business and become a Chief.

FAX

ROYC75
03-12-2006, 10:50 AM
Almost 40 ? :eek:


Somehow, I don't mind, I'm 48 . :drool:

Rain Man
03-12-2006, 10:52 AM
I would heavily discount my normal movie appearance fee to do a love scene with Salma.

Because I respect her acting so much, of course.

ROYC75
03-12-2006, 10:58 AM
I would heavily discount my normal movie appearance fee to do a love scene with Salma.

Because I respect her acting so much, of course.

No kidding........ sign me up baby, I'll do it for free too.

Rain Man
03-12-2006, 11:00 AM
If someone were to make a Selma and Penelope Cruise lesbo pr0n flick I could die happy 2 hours later...

For me, it would be a race between dying of exhaustion and dying of dehydration.

Jenny Gump
03-12-2006, 02:47 PM
I have no idea who Selma Blair is, but no way in hell is Cruz hotter than Salma Hayek.

Yes way.