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Vegas_Dave
03-12-2006, 12:49 AM
So a while ago I asked for opinions on handguns here on the board and got a lot of good advice.

I bought a used Smith & Wesson CS9 (Chief Special 9mm). Small, 3" barrel, easy to use, good balance & it has "Chief" in the name - thats a sign!

$300. Great condition. I got it from my brother in law as he bought it new in 1999 and rarely used it.

I decided against the Gloc because of no real safety mechanism and size. Plus this was a great overall price for its condition.

ENDelt260
03-12-2006, 12:50 AM
I bet there's a nervous cosmetic surgeon out there tonight...

Vegas_Dave
03-12-2006, 12:54 AM
I bet there's a nervous cosmetic surgeon out there tonight...

As long as he doesnt screw up the boobs... he'll be fine!

9 days and counting to new boobs for my wife...

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:33 AM
As long as he doesnt screw up the boobs... he'll be fine!

9 days and counting to new boobs for my wife...

My g/f is begging for them.

That's a no-win situation.

If I agree she'll stomp my nads for insinuating she's flat.

If I don't I'm a greedy and self-centered klod that isn't willing to sacrifice for her happiness.

luv
03-12-2006, 01:34 AM
My g/f is begging for them.

That's a no-win situation.

If I agree she'll stomp my nads for insinuating she's flat.

If I don't I'm a greedy and self-centered klod that isn't willing to sacrifice for her happiness.
If you get clobbered either way, then why waste the money?

ENDelt260
03-12-2006, 01:34 AM
Wait... so, she could prevent you from procreating, AND you get new boobies to play with? Sounds like a win for you and win for the rest of the world to me.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:35 AM
If you get clobbered either way, then why waste the money?

I'm sure you understand my decision then.

luv
03-12-2006, 01:36 AM
I'm sure you understand my decision then.
Delt's got a point. New toys for you.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:42 AM
Wait... so, she could prevent you from procreating, AND you get new boobies to play with? Sounds like a win for you and win for the rest of the world to me.

'Nother good point.

My swimmers circle like ****ing raptors. Once the group weakens the target they all go in head first.

And IF I had the jack to pay for new tits I'd be the starring role in "Midget Kraut VS. der snagdge of Jewel DeNyle..."

ENDelt260
03-12-2006, 01:42 AM
Breasts are so much more than toys.

luv
03-12-2006, 01:45 AM
Breasts are so much more than toys.
Can you breastfeed with implants?

BIG K
03-12-2006, 01:45 AM
Can you breastfeed with implants?


Yes...It just taste's diferrent...

ENDelt260
03-12-2006, 01:46 AM
Can you breastfeed with implants?
That all depends on what your meaning of is is.

luv
03-12-2006, 01:48 AM
Yes...It just taste's diferrent...
A baby that is. :)

BIG K
03-12-2006, 01:49 AM
A baby that is. :)

Oh, I hadn't thought of that possibility....

luv
03-12-2006, 01:52 AM
Oh, I hadn't thought of that possibility....
Uh-huh.

Rausch
03-12-2006, 01:52 AM
Can you breastfeed with implants?

One of the biggest problems with implants is the inablilty to QUIT producing milk...

luv
03-12-2006, 02:00 AM
One of the biggest problems with implants is the inablilty to QUIT producing milk...
But is it safe?

Rausch
03-12-2006, 02:01 AM
But is it safe?

I'd guess the worst that could happen with a soybean oil based implant would be ****ing up yer carb diet, but I'm not doctor...

BIG K
03-12-2006, 02:04 AM
I'd guess the worst that could happen with a soybean oil based implant would be ****ing up yer carb diet, but I'm not doctor...

So no silicone anymore?

luv
03-12-2006, 02:06 AM
So no silicone anymore?
You could get them filled with pudding. I'm sure the baby would enjoy that, as well as anyone else who might happen to need a snack.

BIG K
03-12-2006, 02:10 AM
You could get them filled with pudding. I'm sure the baby would enjoy that, as well as anyone else who might happen to need a snack.

Who doesn't love pudding..... :)

luv
03-12-2006, 02:12 AM
Who doesn't love pudding..... :)
I could picture it now...

"Honey, why are you sucking on your own tit?"

"I didn't feel like getting up to get a snack."

Vegas_Dave
03-12-2006, 09:54 AM
WTF! I come back on and check to see if anyone had any experience with the GUN that this thread is about and all I find are Boobie comments.

Grow up people.

hehehehe Boobs. Yes you can still breast feed as a general rule if the implant is under the muscle.

Rausch... there are ways around your situation. If you want her to get them, you say this:

"Honey, I dont think for one moment that you need implants. I like you the way you are. But if you feel that you need them from some 100% personal reason, then I support you. But make sure that you are not doing this in any way shape or form for me, because this is your body, not mine. I love you."

Worked for me.

chief52
03-12-2006, 10:00 AM
WTF! I come back on and check to see if anyone had any experience with the GUN that this thread is about and all I find are Boobie comments.

Grow up people.

hehehehe Boobs. Yes you can still breast feed as a general rule if the implant is under the muscle.

Rausch... there are ways around your situation. If you want her to get them, you say this:

"Honey, I dont think for one moment that you need implants. I like you the way you are. But if you feel that you need them from some 100% personal reason, then I support you. But make sure that you are not doing this in any way shape or form for me, because this is your body, not mine. I love you."

Worked for me.

What is a new set going for these days...from a reputable Dr. that is.

Bwana
03-12-2006, 10:02 AM
Hmmm? After reading the thread so far, not only do I feel I need to say congrats on the new firearm, but on the new family rack as well. Good job on both calls Dave.

Vegas_Dave
03-12-2006, 10:06 AM
Hmmm? After reading the thread so far, not only do I feel I need to say congrats on the new firearm, but on the new family rack as well. Good job on both calls Dave.

8 Days...

Yes, I am very much looking forward to some 34C boobs to play with regularly. She is a 34A now and with having had breast fed 2 kids... gravtiy surprisingly sets in on small boobs too!

I think I will start an online journal about the boobs starting with b-7 days. No pics.:dom:

TheChiefofSoCal
03-12-2006, 11:22 AM
So let me get this straight,your getting a rack for a handgun.I thought they were only for rifles.
:)

CosmicPal
03-12-2006, 11:24 AM
Don't shoot your eye out with it kid.

Stinger
03-12-2006, 11:26 AM
Don't shoot your eye out with it kid.

Are you refering to the new gun or after his wife lets him play with the new boobs the first time?

luv
03-12-2006, 12:06 PM
So let me get this straight,your getting a rack for a handgun.I thought they were only for rifles.
:)
The new rack is for his personal rifle.

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 01:20 PM
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