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Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 02:23 PM
Ok first of all they give you a ****ing heart attack with that aweful sound BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Then you get the sirens going all over the place making old people have a heart attack. Then the sirens do the exact opposite of what they are supposed to do so you have people going out side to see the weather instead of taking shelter. Then you have white trash storm hunters who take a break from the daily domestic disturbance to go chase a twister. Then you have that mandatory ass hat weatherman right in the weather saying as you can see it is very windy out (no shit!). As you can see by this VIPER COBRA storm tracker 69 bullshit radar we have havning bad weather. Thank you for that you piece of shit

JBucc
03-12-2006, 02:25 PM
Yeah you ****ing moron!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Who are we talking about?

VonneMarie
03-12-2006, 02:26 PM
No shit, dude.

Now they turn the sirens off. :shake:

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 02:27 PM
i was sitting there stroking a good one when i was interupted by fox 9 news to show some green blob that is no where near my house. quit interupting baywatch

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 02:29 PM
lets half 10 people put down the bucket of pork rinds 4 seconds to tell us how the tornado sounded like a train and they lost everything in the storm including dale earnharts spitoon

VonneMarie
03-12-2006, 02:31 PM
As long as that shit stay in Kansas, I'll be cool.

memyselfI
03-12-2006, 02:36 PM
Ok first of all they give you a ****ing heart attack with that aweful sound BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Then you get the sirens going all over the place making old people have a heart attack. Then the sirens do the exact opposite of what they are supposed to do so you have people going out side to see the weather instead of taking shelter. Then you have white trash storm hunters who take a break from the daily domestic disturbance to go chase a twister. Then you have that mandatory ass hat weatherman right in the weather saying as you can see it is very windy out (no shit!). As you can see by this VIPER COBRA storm tracker 69 bullshit radar we have havning bad weather. Thank you for that you piece of shit

Sheesh, it's not even spring yet and we've had hysterical false alarms. http://www.wolfpark.org/images/LOP/Erin.jpg

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 02:38 PM
no shit. After that debocle that bush had with katrina and iraq they aren't taking any chances

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 02:44 PM
i remember when i worked for blockbuster there was a tornado warning and people stood outside while we closed the store to take cover. Then some ass hat called and called me a pussy for closing the store. I told him to meet me out back of the store we will see who the pussy is and that i was following guidelines. Needless to say the district manager didn't really improve of me wanting to fight a customer, but i will be damned if someone calls me a pussy for doing my job. ****ing white trash st joe.

Bwana
03-12-2006, 03:23 PM
quit interupting baywatch
That's a classic. ROFL I could just hear old Demonpenz calling fox 9 saying: "listen you sorry bastards, if you cut into Bay Watch with the weather bullshit one more time, I'm driving down there and someone is getting their ass kicked!"

Cochise
03-12-2006, 03:25 PM
The one time I effing go to Walmart in ages, there's a tornado.

I got to hang out in the middle of the store, packed in with all the dubtee Walmart patrons. It's too bad they didn't tell us to seek shelter in the deodorant section.

The workers were all sprinting around the store yelling about how there was a tornado warning and then there was one on the ground, and acting like it was the friggin' Pearl Harbor bombing, when in reality it was just hailing like it did earlier today.

Instead of talking on their walkie talkies and yelling at people they should have been lobbing bottles of cologne into the crowd like teargas canisters

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 03:32 PM
there is a logo of a tornado on the side of my screen. I thought it was the godfathers logo

SLAG
03-12-2006, 03:36 PM
Hey were you just getting to work when I saw you ?

What time to you get to work?


And then right after you get there you get to go on break

thats pretty cool

Coach
03-12-2006, 03:37 PM
That's a classic. ROFL I could just hear old Demonpenz calling fox 9 saying: "listen you sorry bastards, if you cut into Bay Watch with the weather bullshit one more time, I'm driving down there and someone is getting their ass kicked!"

ROFL

Demonpenz
03-12-2006, 03:38 PM
I ususally start work at like 230 but i get there like at 150 and just try to walk for 30 minutes to wear me out before i start work.