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ChiefsFanatic
03-12-2006, 11:20 PM
I remember making my first post. It was scary, but I made it through. Then I lost about 300 posts when space was needed. 1300 post @ .68 per day means I have been around a long time, but not posted very often.

So, take the first step, and give us your story. Why has it taken you so long?

Tribal Warfare
03-13-2006, 01:35 AM
NO POSTS

Truly a lurker thread ROFL

Demonpenz
03-13-2006, 01:44 AM
alright i am here

Rausch
03-13-2006, 01:52 AM
Now that I have no time I've been lurking.

Though I have found that telling people to go **** themselves in person is much more rewarding...

arrowheadnation
03-13-2006, 04:54 AM
I've actually been posting quite a bit here lately...mainly pictures and stuff like that. Oh yeah, can't forget defending my lady Carrie Underwood against all the haters (and that obsessive goxlibutsraleeoaiucsouypoajidf....or however it's spelled).

Skip Towne
03-13-2006, 05:59 AM
Yeah, that's it, go out and round up a bunch of n00bs for us. There is a real shortage of them around here.

StcChief
03-13-2006, 07:16 AM
Lurker? Where.

ChiefsFanatic
03-13-2006, 11:37 AM
Yeah, that's it, go out and round up a bunch of n00bs for us. There is a real shortage of them around here.

I was actually trying to find productive new members to stimulate interesting conversations. There are already plenty of MU fans on this board.

For the record, I know you are not one of those people.

Bowser
03-13-2006, 11:41 AM
I noticed a guy that has been here since August 2000 that had less than 70 posts. StuckinBama, I think.

Winnah of the lurker games.

Mr. Kotter
03-13-2006, 11:42 AM
I'm a bit shy....sorry I don't post more often. :redface:

ChastityChief
03-13-2006, 11:43 AM
I have been lurking around this board for quite some time. I have not posted because I live an alternative lifestyle that might be frowned on by both sexes, but definitely by the men of ChiefsPlanet.

I live my life locked into a chastity device by my Wife. (Wife's Chastity Tool - Safe For Work (http://www.cb-2000.com/cb3000.html) ) My Wife is in complete control in our relationship. She controls the money; my paycheck goes directly into her account. She controls what I do when I am not working. She gives me chores and tasks that range from laundry to scraping, soaking, and massaging her feet.

My Wife also controls my sexual gratification. When she decides that I have been good, or when she believes that I deserve it, I get gratification in any form she decides. Sometimes the duration is only a week, but sometimes it could be longer. One time it was three months. Of course, she also decides when I gratify her, as well.

This relationship may sound weird, deviant, or absurd to some, but it works for us. If you would like to know more, I can provide some websites that would shed more light on the subject.

Now, onto sports. I canít believe that two of the three College Gameday crew picked KU to go to the Elite Eight. I am really excited about what we could do this year, plus even more geeked up about next year. Provided they all stay, of course.

Bowser
03-13-2006, 11:45 AM
Oh hell......

ChastityChief
03-13-2006, 11:48 AM
Oh hell......It really is not that bad.

StcChief
03-13-2006, 11:52 AM
Oh hell......

Sounds more like Life In Hell. But what ever works for him.

Lzen
03-13-2006, 11:53 AM
I have been lurking around this board for quite some time. I have not posted because I live an alternative lifestyle that might be frowned on by both sexes, but definitely by the men of ChiefsPlanet.

I live my life locked into a chastity device by my Wife. (Wife's Chastity Tool - Safe For Work (http://www.cb-2000.com/cb3000.html) ) My Wife is in complete control in our relationship. She controls the money; my paycheck goes directly into her account. She controls what I do when I am not working. She gives me chores and tasks that range from laundry to scraping, soaking, and massaging her feet.

My Wife also controls my sexual gratification. When she decides that I have been good, or when she believes that I deserve it, I get gratification in any form she decides. Sometimes the duration is only a week, but sometimes it could be longer. One time it was three months. Of course, she also decides when I gratify her, as well.

This relationship may sound weird, deviant, or absurd to some, but it works for us. If you would like to know more, I can provide some websites that would shed more light on the subject.

Now, onto sports. I canít believe that two of the three College Gameday crew picked KU to go to the Elite Eight. I am really excited about what we could do this year, plus even more geeked up about next year. Provided they all stay, of course.

ROFL



This has got to be a regular.

SPchief
03-13-2006, 11:54 AM
This has got to be a regular.

Gee, ya think?? :hmmm:

chubychecker
03-13-2006, 11:57 AM
I wonder what would happen if you popped a woody in that thing, it looks like it would hurt like hell. My wife is Pregnant and it feels like my junk is locked in one of those. Whomever said that women get horny when they get pregnant was full of shit.

Thank god for internet porn.

ChiefsFanatic
03-13-2006, 12:07 PM
I wonder what would happen if you popped a woody in that thing, it looks like it would hurt like hell. My wife is Pregnant and it feels like my junk is locked in one of those. Whomever said that women get horny when they get pregnant was full of shit.

Thank god for internet porn.

My beloved actually started out horny, got even more horny, hit the first day of her third trimester, and then demanded that I not even look at her.

But it was all good until then.
:p

Edit: How did you manage to get such bad rep with only 27 posts?

Fire Me Boy!
03-13-2006, 12:08 PM
I noticed a guy that has been here since August 2000 that had less than 70 posts. StuckinBama, I think.

Winnah of the lurker games.
I would actually have to give that award to:

Trench's Forum Info
Joined: 10-29-2002
Last Post: Find last post
Total Posts: 19 (0.02 posts per day)




Stuckinbama's Forum Info
Joined: 08-22-2000
Last Post: Find last post
Total Posts: 68 (0.03 posts per day)





Trench CLEARLY wins.

chubychecker
03-13-2006, 12:11 PM
I made a few unpopular comments about Trent and golicksgoatsballs proceded to go back and neg rep every post that I have made. Classy move by him I might add.

Trench
03-13-2006, 12:19 PM
I would actually have to give that award to:

Trench's Forum Info
Joined: 10-29-2002
Last Post: Find last post
Total Posts: 19 (0.02 posts per day)

Stuckinbama's Forum Info
Joined: 08-22-2000
Last Post: Find last post
Total Posts: 68 (0.03 posts per day)

Trench CLEARLY wins.

Damn! Beat me to it.

ChiefsFanatic
03-13-2006, 12:27 PM
I made a few unpopular comments about Trent and golicksgoatsballs proceded to go back and neg rep every post that I have made. Classy move by him I might add.

Are you sure you didn't insult Carrie Underwood? I have heard that can really piss him off.

ChiefsFanatic
03-13-2006, 12:27 PM
Damn! Beat me to it.
Look, my thread is starting to work.

Fire Me Boy!
03-13-2006, 12:29 PM
Whew!!!! You're safe, Trench! You still have a stranglehold on that .02 posts per day your thrashing Stuckinbama with. I was worried there for a second.

ChastityChief
03-13-2006, 12:38 PM
Sounds more like Life In Hell. But what ever works for him.

That is very open-minded. Thanks.

Skip Towne
03-13-2006, 12:42 PM
ROFL



This has got to be a regular.
Yep. My money's on Phobia.

Inspector
03-13-2006, 01:06 PM
OK.


I started posting.


I lurked for a loooong time on the KC Star site before we had Chiefsplanet. I eventually posted there a few times. Then I waited a long time to register and started to occasionally post here.

I'm slow and lazy. It takes me a long time to do most things.

Zebedee DuBois
03-13-2006, 01:11 PM
I have fallen back into lurking.

I guess I have already said anything I meant to say.

burt
03-13-2006, 01:12 PM
I remember making my first post. It was scary, but I made it through. Then I lost about 300 posts when space was needed. 1300 post @ .68 per day means I have been around a long time, but not posted very often.

So, take the first step, and give us your story. Why has it taken you so long?

You're not the boss of us.....don't tell us what to do!!!!















:p

JimNasium
03-13-2006, 01:13 PM
I have fallen back into lurking.

I guess I have already said anything I meant to say.
Twice.

Tribal Warfare
03-13-2006, 01:14 PM
It really is not that bad.

That's for sure, and at least it isn't kiddie porn

Zebedee DuBois
03-13-2006, 01:15 PM
Twice.
ROFL
That's what I said! Don't make me repeat myself, again.

JimNasium
03-13-2006, 01:15 PM
ROFL
That's what I said! Don't make me repeat myself, again.
:p

Raiderhater58
03-13-2006, 01:20 PM
Its best that I remain a lurker :)

Kclee
03-13-2006, 01:23 PM
Damn! Beat me to it.

Heh. :Scanlon:

SLAG
03-13-2006, 01:40 PM
My wife has told me she lurks on here shes not registered but shes watching me

Inspector
03-13-2006, 01:45 PM
My wife has told me she lurks on here shes not registered but shes watching me


Oh man....

Can they really DO THAT????

crap.....

morphius
03-13-2006, 02:13 PM
stuckinbama is in the military and called up for a while, just came back a couple of days ago. So labeling him a lurker may be a bit wrong...

ENDelt260
03-13-2006, 02:16 PM
My wife has told me she lurks on here shes not registered but shes watching me
Gosh, I hope my girlfriend isn't reading my posts...

dsgreene285
03-13-2006, 02:32 PM
I'm a lurker, but only because by the time I check a thread (I only sign in two or three times a week), one of the 10 to 15 different opinions already given is mine.

It's good reading, though....well, some of it.

Skip Towne
03-13-2006, 02:44 PM
I'm a lurker, but only because by the time I check a thread (I only sign in two or three times a week), one of the 10 to 15 different opinions already given is mine.

It's good reading, though....well, some of it.
Aother thing about the Planet is no matter what opinion you express on a topic, somebody will disagree with you. I don't care if you say the sun rises in the east. Somebody will say "Not at the north pole it doesn't"

JBucc
03-13-2006, 02:52 PM
Ok, I will quit lurking and start posting more.

dr00d
03-13-2006, 02:52 PM
I spose I could be a lurker..I started out reading stuff a year ago, never registered till last november, haven't really posted much until a couple weeks ago.

Calcountry
03-13-2006, 03:02 PM
I'm a bit shy....sorry I don't post more often. :redface:Post whore.

LV Tim
03-13-2006, 03:02 PM
Soup's cold STFU

Calcountry
03-13-2006, 03:03 PM
Aother thing about the Planet is no matter what opinion you express on a topic, somebody will disagree with you. I don't care if you say the sun rises in the east. Somebody will say "Not at the north pole it doesn't"Dude, you are all fugged up, the sun rises in the West, I should know, I live in California.

KC_John
03-13-2006, 04:11 PM
I just joined a few days ago,gimme some time =p

PostalChief
03-13-2006, 04:17 PM
My name is Al and I'm a lurker. I admit that I am powerless over lurking.

The first step of the 12 step program.

bogie
03-13-2006, 04:19 PM
I spend a LOT of time on here and don't post often, so I guess I'm a lurker.