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luv
03-16-2006, 12:31 AM
I grilled hamburgers for 50 people tonight. Only one casualty. I dropped one through the rack into the coal. They were edible, too!

Rausch
03-16-2006, 12:35 AM
I grilled hamburgers for 50 people tonight. Only one casualty. I dropped one through the rack into the coal.

Those are called "briquette burgers."

They go to the first guy to bitch non-stop...

greg63
03-16-2006, 12:37 AM
Those are called "briquette burgers."

They go to the first guy to bitch non-stop...


Yep; although it's hard to mess up hamburger, but if there's a way I'll find it.

Ultra Peanut
03-16-2006, 12:39 AM
I am planning on enjoying the second of two (2) hamburger steaks I grilled (on a kitchen grill thingie) last (3/14) night. A small side salad accompanied the first one, and this time I think I'll have some raw broccoli with it. That will make for a very nice... dinner?

But first, I must stuff my nostrils with kleenex to prevent myself from inhaling the pure ammonia emanating from the infernal pit of despair known as a "litter box."

luv
03-16-2006, 12:41 AM
I am planning on enjoying the second of two (2) hamburger steaks I grilled (on a kitchen grill thingie) last (3/14) night. A small side salad accompanied the first one, and this time I think I'll have some raw broccoli with it. That will make for a very nice... dinner?

But first, I must stuff my nostrils with kleenex to prevent myself from inhaling the pure ammonia emanating from the infernal pit of despair known as a "litter box."
That stench would go away if you...I don't know...uhhh...cleaned it out?

Ultra Peanut
03-16-2006, 12:42 AM
That stench would go away if you...I don't know...uhhh...cleaned it out?Such is my plan.

Though I must admit that, in my weaker moments, I begin to fear for my life. I begin to write notes for my loved ones in case I don't make it, until I remember that the family and friends "back home" that I'm writing to exist only in my mind and would essentially perish with me in the event I succumb to the aforementioned pit of despair.

greg63
03-16-2006, 12:43 AM
We bought a cow that my in-laws are helping us raise; we are planning many-a-cookout this summer. :D

Ultra Peanut
03-16-2006, 12:44 AM
Such is my plan.

Though I must admit that, in my weaker moments, I begin to fear for my life. I begin to write notes for my loved ones in case I don't make it, until I remember that the family and friends "back home" that I'm writing to exist only in my mind and would essentially perish with me in the event I succumb to the aforementioned pit of despair.Seriously, though, it smells like death.

Guru
03-16-2006, 12:45 AM
We bought a cow that my in-laws are helping us raise; we are planning many-a-cookout this summer. :D



There is just something funny about that statement. :hmmm:

luv
03-16-2006, 12:47 AM
There is just something funny about that statement. :hmmm:
Probably some reference to a cow joke would fit in nicely here.

greg63
03-16-2006, 12:47 AM
There is just something funny about that statement. :hmmm:


I would consult my 8 ball to find out what it is, but somehow I just don't think "yes" fits well here.

greg63
03-16-2006, 12:49 AM
Probably some reference to a cow joke would fit in nicely here.


That's it!!!


...Something about an anti smoking advertisement. :D

Ultra Peanut
03-16-2006, 12:52 AM
That's it!!!


...Something about an anti smoking advertisement. :DLike this?

greg63
03-16-2006, 12:56 AM
Like this?


I can't read lips.

Ultra Peanut
03-16-2006, 12:59 AM
That is a shame.

greg63
03-16-2006, 01:15 AM
That is a shame.
What's he saying?

Guru
03-16-2006, 01:17 AM
What's he saying?


Looks sick if you ask me. :harumph:

greg63
03-16-2006, 01:21 AM
Looks sick if you ask me. :harumph:


I'll ask my 8 ball.

Nite Planet!

SLAG
03-16-2006, 01:24 AM
What's he saying?


He is saying....

" An Hungry Dog will eat anything... even his Own Vomit"


"Eat it.... Eat that vomit dog..."


"Told you"


http://www.danger-seekers.com/2002/images/runronnie4.jpg

Guru
03-16-2006, 01:24 AM
I'll ask my 8 ball.

Nite Planet!


Always getting the last word the CHEEP way aren't ya? ROFL

greg63
03-16-2006, 06:21 AM
He is saying....

" An Hungry Dog will eat anything... even his Own Vomit"


"Eat it.... Eat that vomit dog..."


"Told you"


http://www.danger-seekers.com/2002/images/runronnie4.jpg


Wow; he said all that?

greg63
03-16-2006, 06:22 AM
Always getting the last word the CHEEP way aren't ya? ROFL


...But, of course.

SLAG
03-16-2006, 07:42 AM
Wow; he said all that?

Yeah but in not so many words

Cormac
03-16-2006, 10:38 AM
That stench would go away if you...I don't know...uhhh...cleaned it out?

Or he could just give the cat to QuikSSurfer. That would take care of him :shrug:

greg63
03-16-2006, 10:55 PM
Yeah but in not so many words

I see; I really do.

Guru
03-16-2006, 10:57 PM
I see; I really do.

I beleive you can see.... But do you understand?

greg63
03-16-2006, 11:19 PM
I beleive you can see.... But do you understand?

I also hear, detect odor, feel sensation when I come into contact with something, and taste food that I eat; but what is this "understand" thing in which you speak??? :p

Guru
03-16-2006, 11:21 PM
I also hear, detect odor, feel sensation when I come into contact with something, and taste food that I eat; but what is this "understand" thing in which you speak??? :p

Sorry, I forgot that you use an 8 ball. :banghead:

greg63
03-16-2006, 11:36 PM
Sorry, I forgot that you use an 8 ball. :banghead:


Yeah, ya start throwin big words at me like understanding or comprehension and my head starts to hurt and I have to consult my 8 ball for direction; keep it simple!

Guru
03-16-2006, 11:39 PM
Yeah, ya start throwin big words at me like understanding or comprehension and my head starts to hurt and I have to consult my 8 ball for direction; keep it simple!
ROFL Sorry, I will try to dumb it down for ya. :p :D

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:01 AM
ROFL Sorry, I will try to dumb it down for ya. :p :D


My 8 ball says: "yes".

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:03 AM
My 8 ball says: "yes".

Gee, imagine that. I think your 8 ball is actually just a broken record. Or is it the only thing you can get to say "yes" to you any more. :)

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:05 AM
Gee, imagine that. I think your 8 ball is actually just a broken record. Or is it the only thing you can get to say "yes" to you any more. :)


Uuuummm, hold on a minute.



































































"yes" :shrug:

BIG K
03-17-2006, 12:11 AM
I grilled hamburgers for 50 people tonight. Only one casualty. I dropped one through the rack into the coal. They were edible, too!

FWIW: Next time you bar-b-que, wrap your potato in tin foil and through it on the grill. It is so much better than micro or oven baked!! also, if you are having corn cob, soak the cob in water for 30 minutes. then through it on the grill as well, husk and all. I guarantee a wonderful taste!!!!!

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:12 AM
MODS can we get an 8 ball icon just for Greg?

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:17 AM
MODS can we get an 8 ball icon just for Greg?

Wow, I never had anyone request an icon just for me; and just when I thought I had gotten just about all the mileage I was going to get out of the old 8 ball.

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:19 AM
Wow, I never had anyone request an icon just for me; and just when I thought I had gotten just about all the mileage I was going to get out of the old 8 ball.
ROFL Gotta drive it into the ground now.

luv
03-17-2006, 12:21 AM
FWIW: Next time you bar-b-que, wrap your potato in tin foil and through it on the grill. It is so much better than micro or oven baked!! also, if you are having corn cob, soak the cob in water for 30 minutes. then through it on the grill as well, husk and all. I guarantee a wonderful taste!!!!!
Sounds yummy. I'll remember that. We had beans and potato salad to go with the burgers, so that's the only thing I had to worry about.

My dad gets an aluminum thing to put butter, garlic, seasoning, and shrimp into to cook on the grill. Mmmmmm.....

BIG K
03-17-2006, 12:26 AM
My dad gets an aluminum thing to put butter, garlic, seasoning, and shrimp into to cook on the grill. Mmmmmm.....

That sounds way cool. It is interesting to hear the different ways of cooking from around the country. It's like here in CA a Tri-tip is the most coveted steak. Most other states have no idea what a Tri-Tip is. It's all in how you 'cut' the meat.

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:28 AM
ROFL Gotta drive it into the ground now.


Check out my avatar. :D

luv
03-17-2006, 12:30 AM
That sounds way cool. It is interesting to hear the different ways of cooking from around the country. It's like here in CA a Tri-tip is the most coveted steak. Most other states have no idea what a Tri-Tip is. It's all in how you 'cut' the meat.
That's it. I need to plan a vacation in California this year. I've never been there before.

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:32 AM
FWIW: Next time you bar-b-que, wrap your potato in tin foil and through it on the grill. It is so much better than micro or oven baked!! also, if you are having corn cob, soak the cob in water for 30 minutes. then through it on the grill as well, husk and all. I guarantee a wonderful taste!!!!!


I love corn cob cooked that way; guaranteed great tasting.

BIG K
03-17-2006, 12:34 AM
That's it. I need to plan a vacation in California this year. I've never been there before.

Central CA is absolutely beautiful. Could be why the house prices are so high! :) Food is good, and the sights are even better!

I'm out. gotta hit the rack. Promise to cover my back when I'm gone, okay? :)

luv
03-17-2006, 12:35 AM
Central CA is absolutely beautiful. Could be why the house prices are so high! :) Food is good, and the sights are even better!

I'm out. gotta hit the rack. Promise to cover my back when I'm gone, okay? :)
Always.

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:42 AM
Check out my avatar. :D

NOpe, you have to have it upside down showing YES now. :harumph:

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:47 AM
NOpe, you have to have it upside down showing YES now. :harumph:


Not according to my 8 ball:


Me; "8 ball is my avatar representative if your looks and ability?"


8 ball; "YES".

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:49 AM
http://www.bzoink.com/Q3/compile/Magic_8-Ball.html

Type in "Is greg right"

SLAG
03-17-2006, 12:52 AM
http://www.bzoink.com/Q3/compile/Magic_8-Ball.html

Type in "Is greg right"


ROFL


Sorry Greg...

luv
03-17-2006, 12:52 AM
'Night you two.

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:53 AM
ROFL


Sorry Greg...

Damn, the code is too long to put in a signature. :shake:

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:58 AM
'Night you two.

Nite Luv!

greg63
03-17-2006, 12:59 AM
ROFL


Sorry Greg...

That 8 ball is defective; only mine is legitimate! :harumph:

Guru
03-17-2006, 12:59 AM
'Night you two.

G'night

Guru
03-17-2006, 01:01 AM
That 8 ball is defective; only mine is legitimate! :harumph:


Whoa :eek: You used a BIG word.

SLAG
03-17-2006, 01:02 AM
That 8 ball is defective; only mine is legitimate! :harumph:


Can I see a COA Son?




ROFL

So yours is the first editon right?

:p

greg63
03-17-2006, 01:02 AM
Whoa :eek: You used a BIG word.


...And now my head hurts; thanks to you! :banghead:

Guru
03-17-2006, 01:03 AM
Can I see a COA Son?




ROFL

So yours is the first editon right?

:p

And the 8 ball says......

greg63
03-17-2006, 01:03 AM
Can I see a COA Son?




ROFL

So yours is the first editon right?

:p


Why yes; yes it is.

Guru
03-17-2006, 01:04 AM
...And now my head hurts; thanks to you! :banghead:

Well? Quit bangin it on that wall there buddy. :p

greg63
03-17-2006, 01:06 AM
Well? Quit bangin it on that wall there buddy. :p


Oh, you're right; I know this because my 8 ball agrees with you.

CHENZ A!
03-17-2006, 01:33 AM
If any of you use a Weber, Get either some pork chops(marinate them and baste them in Arthur Bryants BBQ Original sauce), or some bone-in chicken breast and use the same tchnique(with the AB's, except indirect heat for the boobs). If you want something easy but good marinate boneless chicken breasts in Italian dresssing, makes for good shit if you add Tabasco after cooking(my personal taste)

greg63
03-17-2006, 01:37 AM
If any of you use a Weber, Get either some pork chops(marinate them and baste them in Arthur Bryants BBQ Original sauce), or some bone-in chicken breast and use the same tchnique(with the AB's, except indirect heat for the boobs). If you want something easy but good marinate boneless chicken breasts in Italian dresssing, makes for good shit if you add Tabasco after cooking(my personal taste)


Sounds good!