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Taco John
03-16-2006, 09:48 PM
I hate spam... I hate it! I hate it! I hate it!

But that's some profound shaz right there.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:01 PM
I dunno how accurate your spam is. There is the potential for a little weenie to still be attractive and useful. You should get your spam from a different source.

Count Zarth
03-16-2006, 10:06 PM
Does that mean a eunuch is like a caterpillar?

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:15 PM
Does that mean a eunuch is like a caterpillar?

Count Zarth
03-16-2006, 10:15 PM
My post was so good it made you involuntarily excrete? AWESOME!

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:17 PM
My post was so good it made you involuntarily excrete? AWESOME!


No-I just made that and I wanted to use it on somebody.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:25 PM
Thats a shitty font.

Taco John
03-16-2006, 10:28 PM
Yeah, terrible font...

|Zach|
03-16-2006, 10:29 PM
I haven't seen a good ol' font dogpile in a while.

**** that font up its goat ass!

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:32 PM
I love the font, makes me think of those signs at the zoo.

"Come on kids! Ride the Fecal Safari! Next up...the rhino."

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:35 PM
I wouldn't even use that font to type my grocery list.

Count Zarth
03-16-2006, 10:36 PM
"Fecal Safari" would be a great name for a rock band.

Or a gay nightclub.

stevieray
03-16-2006, 10:40 PM
"Fecal Safari" would be a great name for a rock band.

Or a gay nightclub.


Brokeback Safari

Fecal Mountain

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:40 PM
I wouldn't even use that font to type my grocery list.

You write out your grocery list in a font? You're spending too much time at your computer.

Count Zarth
03-16-2006, 10:41 PM
Fecal Mountain

How apropo. I just got done watching Jurassic Park.

"That is one big pile of shit."

Count Zarth
03-16-2006, 10:42 PM
I wouldn't even use that font to type my grocery list.

You write out your grocery list in a font?

Be still my beating heart.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:43 PM
You write out your grocery list in a font? You're spending too much time at your computer.

listen jackass. your font is stupid. and ugly. it looks like crap. i can't believe you'd put such sorry ass content on this glorious internet. you're a disgrace as a surfer. your font should be taken out back and ****ing shot.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:46 PM
How apropo. I just got done watching Jurassic Park.

"That is one big pile of shit."

I always giggle when she sticks her hand in and some of the poop splatters on her leg.

Then I remember it's not real poop and I stop :(

booger
03-16-2006, 10:46 PM
I've seen better from a monkey writing with a crayon.

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:47 PM
listen jackass. your font is stupid. and ugly. it looks like crap. i can't believe you'd put such sorry ass content on this glorious internet. you're a disgrace as a surfer. your font should be taken out back and ****ing shot.


You're getting wound up. Take a ride on the Fecal Safari.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:49 PM
You're getting wound up. Take a ride on the Fecal Safari.

choooo choooo

I'm going to call it the Denver Bronco font. Because its ugly and mean. And it cheats.

booger
03-16-2006, 10:50 PM
"Fecal Safari" would be a great name for a rock band.

Or a gay nightclub.

Beats the shit out of Mustard plug or toad the wet sprocket.

HTF do they come up with this shit?

I am not touching the whole gay nightclub thing.

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:50 PM
choooo choooo

I'm going to call it the Denver Bronco font. Because its ugly and mean. And it cheats.


I was going to make it orange but it just didn't look right.

morphius
03-16-2006, 10:52 PM
I dunno how accurate your spam is. There is the potential for a little weenie to still be attractive and useful. You should get your spam from a different source.
Ahhh, how cute. Trying to bump up End's self esteem.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:52 PM
If you colored it pink, it couldn't take it up the ass anymore than it already does.

listopencil
03-16-2006, 10:52 PM
If you colored it pink, it couldn't take it up the ass anymore than it already does.


I think you're getting obsessed.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:54 PM
Ahhh, how cute. Trying to bump up End's self esteem.

Who the hell cares about the guy's self esteem?

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:54 PM
I think you're getting obsessed.

If I had to use that font on my kid's birth certificates, I would have given them up for adoption instead.

morphius
03-16-2006, 10:55 PM
Who the hell cares about the guy's self esteem?
The one who says there is nothing wrong with a small "weenie", of course.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 10:56 PM
The one who says there is nothing wrong with a small "weenie", of course.

Don't make me show you pictures.

BIG K
03-16-2006, 10:59 PM
Who the hell cares about the guy's self esteem?

Wow! You guy's are already married??

Just kidding Kati.... :) Don't want no trouble here...I'll move along now.... :p

P.S- I am your friend. I am your friend... I am....

:)


I know my place..... :hail:

Count Zarth
03-16-2006, 11:00 PM
Don't make me show you pictures.

Does this mean Brian has a small dingus?

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:02 PM
A classy broad like me wouldn't admit to even seeing such a thing.

Lets ask Phobia.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:06 PM
Tell him to shave it. Makes it look bigger.

except when you get out of the pool. Looks like your hung like a toddler.

BIG K
03-16-2006, 11:11 PM
Tell him to shave it. Makes it look bigger.

.

Very true. But it sure hurts like hell when the hair starts coming back...Or so I have heard... STFU

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:11 PM
I'd be too embarassed. Would you mind telling him for me?

booger
03-16-2006, 11:12 PM
Very true. But it sure hurts like hell when the hair starts coming back...Or so I have heard... STFU

I read on the internet that you have to shave daily to keep from getting itchy.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:14 PM
I'd be too embarassed. Would you mind telling him for me?

Sure.

Is he passed out or at the strip joint?

BIG K
03-16-2006, 11:15 PM
I read on the internet that you have to shave daily to keep from getting itchy.

That's true. But since I quit doing porn movies a while back, I just don't have the time now to shave every day..It's more of a once a month thing now.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:15 PM
Sure.

Is he passed out or at the strip joint?

damn man.
thats low.


he's passed out at the strip joint.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:17 PM
That's true. But since I quit doing porn movies a while back, I just don't have the time now to shave every day..It's more of a once a month thing now.

Me too. Not the porn thing.

I just give Jr. the 'ole buzz cut when he gets too hairy.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:19 PM
damn man.
thats low.


he's passed out at the strip joint.
That's not good. They do bad things to you when that happens there.

Like write fag on his forehead with a sharpie.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:20 PM
I guess we are PC now. I typed f ag and it says rump ranger.

Never noticed that.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:21 PM
That's true. But since I quit doing porn movies a while back, I just don't have the time now to shave every day..It's more of a once a month thing now.

tsk tsk tsk

BIG K
03-16-2006, 11:25 PM
tsk tsk tsk

I'm only 5'8" and 190 Ilbs. Why do you think everyone calls me "BIG K"?

ROFL

booger
03-16-2006, 11:32 PM
I'm only 5'8" and 190 Ilbs. Why do you think everyone calls me "SPECIAL K"?

ROFL

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:33 PM
Because of your enormous elephant taco john length weener.

BIG K
03-16-2006, 11:40 PM
Because of your enormous elephant taco john length weener.


No, not really. Not sure why they call me that.... :(

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:43 PM
Don't be sad :( It's way better than Special K.

luv
03-16-2006, 11:43 PM
That's true. But since I quit doing porn movies a while back, I just don't have the time now to shave every day..It's more of a once a month thing now.
Ever tried Nair? :evil:

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:43 PM
Don't be sad :( It's way better than Special K.

oh.

someone already made that joke.

asshole.

Rausch
03-16-2006, 11:44 PM
Don't be sad :( It's way better than Special K.

He's not an addict...

luv
03-16-2006, 11:44 PM
oh.

someone already made that joke.

asshole.
sorry.

greg63
03-16-2006, 11:45 PM
...


Nice projectile.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:45 PM
not you lady. i was talking to the dumb girl in the thread.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:46 PM
Nice projectile.

Thats a shitty font.

greg63
03-16-2006, 11:47 PM
Thats a shitty font.


ROFL

booger
03-16-2006, 11:48 PM
not you lady. i was talking to the dumb girl in the thread.

hey, i aint no girl.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:49 PM
If i was I'd never leave the focking house.

Katipan
03-16-2006, 11:49 PM
I am so misunderstood.

booger
03-16-2006, 11:51 PM
oh.

someone already made that joke.

asshole.

I have been called asshole though.

luv
03-16-2006, 11:53 PM
I am so misunderstood.
I understood ya. I just wasn't paying attention to who you quoted. Had to look at it again.