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alnorth
03-17-2006, 10:33 PM
http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/17/D8GDL5O05.html

Apparently Tom Cruise, star of MI:3 from parent company Viacom (which owns comedy central), threatened not to promote his new movie if they kept last season's Scientology episode in the re-run lineup, so it was abruptly yanked last night.

Matt Stone and Trey Parker released this statement in responce:

"So, Scientology, you may have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu!!!"

ROFL

Ari Chi3fs
03-17-2006, 10:42 PM
simple... take it out of rerun cycle NOW... soon as movie flops, play it 10x as much... especially in LA area.

SLAG
03-17-2006, 11:10 PM
Once again..


Please See this link for all Nessacary Scientology Information


http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1133095308/YAAFM_Episode_11_Scientology

HolmeZz
03-17-2006, 11:17 PM
While scientology isn't the biggest threat to the world as a religion, it's followers are the most annoying.

Valiant
03-17-2006, 11:35 PM
Once again..


Please See this link for all Nessacary Scientology Information


http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1133095308/YAAFM_Episode_11_Scientology


Damn that is pretty accurate though... Surprised the government has not done more here to stop them.. Oh, wait it is too good of a tax scam to stop that and some government leaders are in it now also...

Tig O Bittys
03-17-2006, 11:36 PM
Damn that is pretty accurate though... Surprised the government has not done more here to stop them.. Oh, wait it is too good of a tax scam to stop that and some government leaders are in it now also...


Xenu Can Audit Me

Taco John
03-17-2006, 11:53 PM
This is awesome... Anything to keep those guys fired up and keeping those episodes running...

alnorth
03-18-2006, 12:27 AM
http://www.zipperfish.net/images/rants/time/time-cover.jpg

http://www.zipperfish.net/rants/time-article.php

Rausch
03-18-2006, 01:32 AM
**** L. Ron Hubbard and **** all his clones.

Learn to swim...

Sure-Oz
03-18-2006, 01:45 AM
There are alot of dumb mother ****ers out there, wow...

that episode should be re-ran alot, i can't believe people fall for that shit.

Sure-Oz
03-18-2006, 01:46 AM
btw tom cruise is extremely gay